Dirt Alert: Tuesday, 10/6/15

It’s Time For: Dirt Alert 2005 – Tiger Woods Got Married

TIGER WOODS and long-time girlfriend ELIN NORDEGREN got married in Barbados in front of 200 guests, including OPRAH WINFREY, MICHAEL JORDAN and CHARLES BARKLEY…on this day 2005


Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman Weren’t Invited to Their Daughter’s Wedding

Isabella Cruise, the 22-year-old adopted daughter of TOM CRUISE and NICOLE KIDMAN, got married in London on September 18th, but Tom and Nicole weren’t there.

There were reports that Tom skipped the wedding because the groom-to-be isn’t a Scientologist, but that’s not the case. In fact, Isabella and her then-boyfriend Max spent Thanksgiving and Christmas with Tom.

They just wanted it to be a small event with a few friends and NO parents. TMZ says Tom was cool with that, and even paid for the wedding and a party at a fancy hotel.


Kim Kardashian Calls Pregnancy the Worst Experience of Her Life

KIM KARDASHIAN is NOT one of those women who wants you to believe pregnancy is like Heaven on Earth.

In a new blog post, she says, quote, “I’m gonna keep it real: For me, pregnancy is the worst experience of my life! I don’t enjoy one moment of it and I don’t understand people who enjoy it.”

“People just don’t tell you all of the gross things that happen during pregnancy or after. Do you know you basically have to wear a diaper for two months afterwards?! No one told me that! #SoSexy.”

Of course she adds that it’s 100% worth it in the end.


Blake Shelton’s Life Has Turned Around And He’s In a Good Place

If BLAKE SHELTON is feeling any pain from his split with MIRANDA LAMBERT, he’s not showing it.

BLAKE claims he has turned the page on his divorce. He told CMT, quote, I’m in a good place. I wasn’t, but I am now. It’s amazing how quickly life can turn around for you. I’ve had some pretty cool things in recent times that have happened, and I’m loving it.”

Freak Files: Tuesday, 10/6/15

Burger King’s Halloween Whopper Is Turning People’s Poop Green

Burger King has been selling a Whopper with a BLACK BUN for years in other countries, and people asked them to bring it to America.

So they finally caved and introduced it as a special Halloween burger this year. Well, maybe we should’ve left it in Asia.

Some people are finding that the Halloween Whopper is turning their poop GREEN. People are complaining on Twitter and even sharing photos! We accidentally looked at one and would strongly advise you do NOT.

The ingredients for the bun include A1 steak sauce and four different food colorings, which may explain the why we’re experiencing this side effect.

Fortunately there’s almost no chance that this poses any real health problems. Once the bun is out of your system you’ll be back to normal.


12 Coworkers Find Out They Hit the Lottery for $46 Million

Twelve people who work for a used car website in Canada pooled their money last month to buy a bunch of lottery tickets, and hit the jackpot for 46 MILLION BUCKS.

And the great part is the guy who bought the tickets kept it a SECRET all weekend. He found out on a Saturday, but didn’t tell any of them until their morning meeting the following Monday, which he showed up to in sandals and a t-shirt.

And there’s a video on YouTube of them going NUTS when they find out. They’ll each get about $3.8 million, but they all say they’re planning to KEEP their jobs for now.


Alaska Airlines Loses Its Own CEO’s Luggage

Alaskan Airlines brags about its baggage delivery guarantee policy.

The airline offers a guarantee pledging that customers will receive their luggage within 20 minutes of reaching their gates and those customers whose bags are not returned in that time frame will be awarded a $25 credit toward a future flight.

How FREAKY is it that the CEO of Alaskan Airlines was flying his own airline to Washington DC and the airline lost his luggage!!! The CEO of the company!!!

They did manage to find the luggage and delivered it to him the next day.

Dirt Alert: Monday, 10/5/15

It’s Time For: Dirt Alert 1993!!!

It was this day, 1993 that LIZ TAYLOR married LARRY FORTENSKY, a construction worker she’d met in rehab.


How About A New “MacGyver” TV Series

CBS is rebooting “MacGyver”, this time with a YOUNGER Angus MacGyver.

He’ll be in his 20s, and the series will show how he learned to do things like make a full-sized, fully-functioning helicopter out of 7 inches of dental floss, a paper clip and a Pringles can.

The original series starring RICHARD DEAN ANDERSON ran from 1985 to 1992.


The NFL Went a Month Without an Arrest for the First Time Since 2009

No one in the NFL was arrested in September . . . and that’s actually a VERY rare feat.

It’s the first time the league went a full calendar month without an arrest since July of 2009. That’s over six years.

Last month and July of 2009 are the ONLY months in the past 11 years where an NFL player wasn’t arrested . . . and last month was the first time in 15 years that the league went a month DURING the season without an arrest.

The NFL has been averaging an arrest per WEEK over the past five years. And no NFL team has gone the last two years without a player arrested.


David Cassidy Arrested For Hit And Run…..AND…Driving With A Suspended License

David Cassidy, the legendary ‘70s heartthrob on “The Partridge Family,” was arrested last month after allegedly sideswiping a moving car while changing lanes on Interstate 595 in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida.

Police say that after the crash, David stopped, concealed his license plate, and quickly drove away. The other driver was sent to the hospital.

Cassidy was tracked down and charged with leaving the scene of an accident, and a plethora of other charges. He was not tested for alcohol or drugs.

Now David faces 60 days in jail, 6 months’ probation and a $500 fine due to his prior DUI convictions.

Freak Files: Monday, October 5, 2015

Wasted Away In Margaritaville!

JOE GILLESPIE and his buddies went to a minor league baseball game Charlotte, North Carolina.

Joe told his buddy he was going to get food, because he was a bit tipsy. Joe never came back so his friends assumed he left. So they left.

Joe then wakes up at the bottom of a staircase, grabs his phone and calls his buddy MARK. Mark asks him where his is. Joe thinks he’s still in the stadium. Mark says they are at Hooters, sit tight he’s on his way.

Joe starts to poke around and finds a door labeled mascot dressing room and it’s unlocked. So he dresses up as Homer, the Charlotte Knight’s mascot and heads downtown to bar hop. He hits all the hot clubs and Hooters before going home.

Joe had planned on returning the costume the next day but police found him first. Joe was arrested and charged with breaking and entering and larceny, both felonies.



A Guy Driving With a Bear Avoids a Ticket . . . Because It Was Wearing a Seatbelt

A guy in Yekaterinburg, Russia was driving last week with a small BEAR in his backseat.

People even took photos of it with its head hanging out of the window. The cops pulled the guy over, but he avoided a ticket . . . because he was in accordance with RUSSIAN BEAR LAW. It turns out that in Russia, you can drive with a bear in the car as long as it wears a seat belt. And this bear was, in fact, wearing his.

Apparently it’s common enough in Russia for people to put BEARS in their cars, that they have bear-in-the-car laws regulating it?

It’s not clear where the guy got the bear from or where he was going with it.

Click here to see some pictures of the bear in the car.



A Guy Set a World Record For the Longest Fingernails

78-year-old Shridhar Chillal in Maharashtra, India just set a world record . . . for LONGEST FINGERNAILS.

He’s been growing the nails on his left hand since 1952, when he was 14 years old. The five of them combined are 358.1 inches . . . or an average of about SIX FEET each.

Meanwhile, he cuts the nails on his right hand all the time, so they’re a totally normal length.

Click here to see some pictures of the nails.

Freak Files: Friday, 10/2/15

A Doctor Punched a Patient in the Stomach for Coming to the ER Three Times in One Night

A doctor in Aomori, Japan was working in the ER back in August, when a guy came in around midnight to complain about pain in his elbow.

So the doctor checked him out, didn’t find anything wrong, and discharged him. But the guy came back at 1:30 A.M. in an ambulance, and this time said he had a pain in his ABDOMEN. So the doctor checked him out AGAIN, didn’t find anything wrong, and sent him home.

At 4:00 A.M. the guy came back in ANOTHER ambulance, and this time the doctor didn’t even wait to HEAR what was supposedly wrong. He just PUNCHED the guy in the stomach.

The hospital investigated and found out the guy had been to the ER 18 times in 2015 without any real problems, so they sided with the DOCTOR.

And the guy isn’t even pressing charges . . . he actually apologized for coming in so much.


A Couple Gave Away Fake TNT as Wedding Favors, and Caused an Airport Evacuation

A couple got married a few weeks ago in Denver and made wedding favors that were FAKE BOMBS.

The bride and groom both had names that started with “T,” so they made “TNT” . . . get it? T-and-T. They took mason jars and filled them with bath salts, then they put red wax seals on top and a fake “fuse” sticking out. And “TNT” was printed on the side.

Unfortunately, when their guests were flying home from Denver, the TSA found the party favors, and the entire airport was EVACUATED for 20 minutes.

The bottles were all confiscated, and you can’t REALLY blame the TSA on this one.

Click here to see a picture of the TNT Favors.


A Robber Was Caught on Camera, and Complained About the Store Circulating His Photo

23-year-old Nicholas Allegretto of Cambridge, England stole a $36 engineering magnet from a hardware recently.

But he didn’t realize they had security cameras rolling the whole time. So when the store checked their tape, they saw Nicholas and started circulating his screenshot online.

Obviously they wanted to see if anyone could identify him, so they could turn him over to the cops. But that wasn’t necessary, because Nicholas went to the police station HIMSELF a week later, to COMPLAIN about the hardware store circulating his photo without his permission.

Stupid Criminals!!!

He said it cost him his job as a roofer. The cops arrested him, and he was convicted of theft on Wednesday.

Click here to see the surveillance shot.

Dirt Alert: Friday, 10/2/15

A Down ‘N’ Dirty Quickie!

PAMELA ANDERSON and TOMMY LEE met up at a PETA event this week, but don’t read anything into it. Tommy was with his fiancée, Sofia Toufa.


Beyoncé Performed A Secret Show In Vegas

Beyoncé performed a secret show in Las Vegas Wednesday night….and was paid handsomely for the gig.  Beyoncé performed at the Palms Casino Resort at a private event….and she was paid $6 million dollars for the 2 hour performance!


L.A. Prosecutors Are Now Reviewing A Case Against Bill Cosby

Los Angeles County prosecutors are reviewing whether to charge Bill Cosby in connection with an alleged sexual assault at the Playboy Mansion in 2008 after receiving the results of an investigation by the LAPD.  Detectives presented the findings of their investigation and they are now “under review.”

Cosby’s attorneys have denied the accusations against him.


Hero Alek Skarlatos Used to Attend the Oregon College Where Yesterday’s Shooting Took Place

Army National Guardsman Alek Skarlatos is the guy who’s on “Dancing with the Stars” for stopping a terrorist on a train back in August.

This is a pretty wild coincidence, but he used to go to Umpqua Community College in Oregon where yesterday’s mass shooting took place. Naturally, Alek was shaken up by news of the shooting.

He said, quote, “While I was fortunate enough to be in the right place at the right time in August aboard a train bound for Paris, I only wish that the same could be said for today.” For what it’s worth, Alek was taking classes at UCC to become a police officer.

Dirt Alert: Thursday, 10/1/15

Caitlyn Jenner Will Not Be Charged with Vehicular Manslaughter

CAITLYN JENNER/BRUCE is off the hook.

Yesterday, the L.A. District Attorney’s Office said they won’t be charging her with vehicular manslaughter for the fatal wreck she was involved in back in February. At the time, she was still Bruce.

Basically, they said they wouldn’t be able to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that she was at fault. The D.A.’s office said, quote, “Based on facts, [we] cannot prove that suspect’s conduct was unreasonable.”

That said, she isn’t out of the woods financially . . . she’s still facing civil lawsuits.


People Still Leave Stuff at the James Dean Crash Site . . . But Mostly Junk

Yesterday was the 60th anniversary of JAMES DEAN’s death, and people are still leaving stuff at the site of the fatal car crash on a California highway.

It appears to be mostly JUNK like cigarette packs, beer bottles, and even women’s grungy old undergarments. There’s also a sign there that says “James Dean Memorial Junction”, but police say it keeps getting stolen.

The spot of the crash is actually called BLOOD ALLEY, because a lot of people DIE there. There were 38 fatalities between 2000 and 2010.


Kelly Clarkson Canceled the Rest of Her Tour on Doctor’s Orders

KELLY CLARKSON has canceled the rest of her 2015 tour dates on doctor’s orders.

It’s unclear what’s wrong, but apparently she’s been told to rest her voice for the rest of the year. Kelly says, quote, “I’m truly sorry. I’m working hard to get better as fast as possible.” She also canceled six shows last month.

It’s unclear if or when the shows will be rescheduled. Tickets are being refunded. For what it’s worth, in August Kelly revealed that she’s pregnant again.

Freak Files: Thursday, 10/1/5

Two Drug Smugglers Replaced Their Airbag with Cocaine, Then Died in a Car Crash

You have to ask, is this about Stupid Criminals or stupid ways to die??

Drug smugglers are getting more and more creative about where they hide their stuff.

Two smugglers in northern Mexico were trying to sneak drugs into Texas recently, so they removed the passenger’s side AIRBAG, and hid a bunch of cocaine there, which seems like a pretty good hiding place, unless you get into an accident.

About 90 miles from the border, they crashed their car and were both KILLED. Apparently the driver’s side airbag DID deploy, but instead of being cushioned by an airbag, both passengers were hit in the face with 23 two-pound bricks of flying cocaine.

Stupid Criminals!!!

The police found 23 bricks of cocaine, weighing a total of 55 pounds.


Couple Receives A $75 Bill For Not Showing Up To A Wedding When They RSVP’d “Yes”

Whether you are HAVING a wedding…or just attending one, there’s one thing we all know: Weddings can get pretty expensive.

Just ask Jessica Baker from Minnesota. She was sent a bill for $75.90 after she was a no-show at a relative’s wedding….after she RSVP’d “yes.” Jessica says that she and her husband intended to go to the wedding, but their babysitter backed out at the last minute.

Since children were banned from the wedding, Jessica says she had no other option but to stay home. BUT, since Jessica didn’t bother to tell the bride she wouldn’t be coming, the bride sent her a bill for the dinners Jessica and her husband were slated to have.

Etiquette experts say the fine was totally out of line.


A Fan at a Yankees Game Missed Three Foul Balls

If a foul ball comes your way at a baseball game, you try to catch it, because you might not get another chance.

But a guy at a Yankees game on Tuesday had THREE chances . . . and dropped the ball all three times.

First a foul ball bounced off his hands and he lost it. Then another foul ball hit him in the CHEST and bounced back onto the field.

So a ball boy grabbed it and tossed it to him, and it hit him in the FACE. He ended up with the ball that time though.

Wet Nose Wednesday: Adesa

Every Wednesday at 8:40, Guardian Angel Pet Rescue joins the Mike and Mandy show to showcase a special animal that needs a good home.

This week’s featured pet is Adesa!


Adesa is a beautiful 14 week old kitten. She and her brother (previously featured – Hampton) were rescued after the Good Samaritan caring for them and their stray mother passed away. Adesa is very loving and good with dogs and other cats. She is up to date on shots, spayed and leukemia and Aids negative. If you are looking for a sweet uniquely beautiful kitten then you have found her!

If you would like to adopt this week’s pet…please click here to fill out an electronic adoption form.

For more information on Guardian Angel Pet Rescue, please visit their website by clicking here

We couldn’t do Wet Nose Wednesday without the generous support of our sponsor, Dixie Memorial Pet Cemetery.

Freak Files: Wednesday, 9/30/15

A Guy Gets Beat Up and Tells the Cops a Hippopotamus Did It

Hopefully the people of Madison, Wisconsin are all on high alert today, because there just might be an angry HIPPO on the loose.

Hide your kids, hide your wife. A 25-year-old guy from Cambria, Wisconsin was in Madison on Friday night and got beat up BADLY. He was knocked unconscious, some of his teeth were broken, and he needed stitches for a cut on his head.

When the police found him, he told them he’d been assaulted by a HIPPOPOTAMUS. Now . . . he WAS pretty intoxicated, and a witness told the cops the guy had been beaten up by a person. But you never know, right?

The cops are looking for whoever beat the guy up . . . man or hippo. The guy was taken to the hospital for treatment.


Screen Shot 2015-09-30 at 5.24.24 AMA Woman Hides Her Crack Pipe From Her Family . . . and Sets the House on Fire

Wow, crack makes people do some truly INSANE stuff.

30-year-old Juliana Broverio of North Palm Beach, Florida sent her mom to pick up her two kids from school on Friday so she could stay home and smoke some crack.

And boy, did she smoke some crack. She was still going at it when her mom and kids got home, but Juliana didn’t want them to see her hitting the pipe. So she threw it in the linen closet, and went to hang out with them.

Unfortunately Juliana didn’t realize that her crack pipe was still hot and the heat from the crack pipe set the linen closet on FIRE. The entire closet went up in flames, and the family had to evacuate.

Fortunately no one was hurt, but the fire caused about $15,000 in damage. And when the firefighters found the crack pipe, Juliana was arrested for arson, possession of drug paraphernalia, and child neglect.  Stupid Criminals!!!


Booze Don’t Drink Itself

Two friends in Australia took out restraining orders on each other a while back, because they kept getting drunk and beating each other up.

But they recently got together for a few drinks anyway . . . and one of them beat the other with an antique clothing iron. No one was seriously hurt. The victim is badly bruised from the clothing iron, the other friend woke up with a hangover.

Dirt Alert: Wednesday, 9/30/15

A Down ‘N Dirty Quickie

At 48, PAMELA ANDERSON is now “FHM” magazine’s oldest cover girl. She replaces CARMEN ELECTRA, who was 42 when she did the cover last year.


Watch Tom Cruise Hold His Breath for Six Minutes

TOM CRUISE has done some pretty amazing movie stunts . . . but this is the one that really had my jaw dropping.

Stunt work on the new “Mission: Impossible” movie included underwater scenes, and in order for them to let Tom do the stunts, he had to prove he could hold his breath for a pretty long time. For SIX FULL MINUTES.

(Here’s video.)

That seems INSANELY long, and compared to the average person, it probably is. But it’s not even close to the Guinness world record of 22 MINUTES.


The Rock Wasn’t Able to Save His Dog from Poisonous Mushrooms

Earlier this month, THE ROCK saved his French Bulldog puppy from drowning in his pool.

But sadly, the same dog recently ate some poisonous mushrooms, and he didn’t make it. The Rock paid tribute to him on Instagram with the hashtag “Wish I could’ve saved you one more time.”


Bill Cosby Loses Another Honorary Degree

Apparently, Bill Cosby earned a lot of honorary degrees over the course of his life…but now that he is embroiled in a huge scandal involving the sexual assault of dozens of women…he’s losing a lot of those degrees.

First, Fordham University revoked Cosby’s honorary degree…..followed shortly by Marquette University.

Now, he has been stripped of his honorary doctorate from Brown University, making it the THIRD school to take away his honorary degree.

Freak Files: Tuesday, 9/29/15

A Semi-Truck Carrying Cheese Overturns In An Accident And People Rush To Eat The Spilled Cheese!

Would you want to eat cheese that spilled out of a truck during an accident on the highway?

Based on this story, your answer is “YES!” An 18-wheeler overturned on Highway 11 in Alabama while hauling a load of refrigerated cheese….causing all of the cheese to tumble out onto the Highway.

And what did people do? They rushed to grab all of the cheese that spilled from the truck! Now, Police in Alabama have issued an urgent warning saying, “Don’t eat the cheese because it has been declared salvaged and not fit for human consumption.

So far, nobody has come forward to return the cheese.


Two Women Steal a TV From Walmart . . . Then Change Clothes and Steal Another One

Two criminals in Connecticut made a bet that their clothes were more memorable than their faces.

And they sure were right. Two women went into a Walmart in Waterford, Connecticut on Saturday and put a 40-inch TV in their cart. They managed to take the security device off of it and walked out with it.

But they didn’t speed away. After they got it in their car, they changed clothes, went back inside . . . and stole ANOTHER TV the exact same way. The security guards clearly didn’t recognize them the second time, because they also managed to walk out with no problem.

The police have surveillance footage of them in both outfits, and they’re trying to track them down.

Click here to see some shots from the surveillance camera.


Running A Marathon In Bare Feet???

A runner from Kenya almost broke a world record at a marathon in Germany over the weekend, but his shoes didn’t hold up.

He was wearing a new pair of Nikes, and the insoles slipped out around the 10-mile mark. He ended up with some pretty bad blisters and missed the record by a minute, but still won the race!!