Dirt Alert: Friday, 2/5/16

Piers Morgan Hated Seeing Susan Sarandon’s Boobs at the SAG Awards

When SUSAN SARANDON introduced the “In Memoriam” segment at the SAG Awards showing about a mile and a half of cleavage, she offended PIERS MORGAN, who gets offended quite easily I’ve noticed.

He went off on Twitter, calling it “horribly inappropriate” for a segment honoring the dead, adding, quote, “Would Susan Sarandon wear this to a funeral? No.”

Well, Susan responded yesterday with a Throwback Thursday photo of her much-younger cleavage from “The Rocky Horror Picture Show”. And she dedicated it to Piers. Then Piers responded with this. Don’t worry, it’s Photoshopped.

 

Earth, Wind & Fire’s Maurice White Has Died

EARTH, WIND & FIRE founder MAURICE WHITE died Wednesday at the age of 74.

He’d been suffering from Parkinson’s disease. His brother VERDINE WHITE has been the only other constant member of the group. He said, quote, “My brother, hero and best friend passed away peacefully in his sleep. The world has lost another great musician and legend.”

Maurice revealed that he had Parkinson’s in 2000 at Earth, Wind & Fire’s induction into the Rock Hall, but he was showing symptoms back in the ’80s. He stopped touring with the band back in 1995.

 

Jessica Alba Doesn’t Need a Man to Tell Her How to Package Feminine Products

JESSICA ALBA isn’t just an actress.

She’s also the co-founder of The Honest Company, which sells environmentally friendly lifestyle products. And she knows what she’s doing. The company is worth almost $2 BILLION.

But as a woman in the business world, Jessica still has to deal with men who think they know better. She says, quote, “I know what women want, men don’t. Whenever [male colleagues] question me in meetings, I’m like, ‘Go home and ask your wife. This is a pointless conversation. Go home and talk to her.”

Freak Files: Friday, 2/5/16

Panthers Fans Have More ‘Friends’ Than Broncos Fans

Analysts at Facebook looked at all the people in the U.S. who’ve “liked” just one NFL team on Facebook.

They figured anyone who’s liked two or more teams isn’t really a “die-hard” fan of any of them.

Well they found that Carolina Panthers fans have over 20% more friends than Broncos fans. Fans of the Panthers average just over 500 Facebook friends, and Broncos fans have just under 400. What does this mean for the game? We have no clue.

Saints fans have the most, with over 600 friends on average. Cardinals fans came in LAST, with just over 350 friends on average.

 

The McDonald’s Kale Salad Has More Calories Than a Double Big Mac

McDonald’s added KALE SALADS to their menu.

But if you thought they were going all healthy on you, remember, it’s McDonald’s!!! It turns out when you order the kale Caesar salad with crispy chicken and add the dressing, it adds up to 730 calories and 53 grams of fat.

That’s more than a DOUBLE BIG MAC, which has four hamburger patties . . . but ‘only’ 680 calories and 38 grams of fat.

 

Man Dies Trying To Swallow Whole Cheeseburger In One Bite

A 29-year-old British man named Darren Bray, choked to death when he tried to swallow a whole cheeseburger in one bite.

Darren had been out with his friends when (as a joke) he tried to swallow the whole burger in one bite.

He actually told his friends, “Watch this,” before folding and ramming the burger down his throat.

When it became clear that Darren was choking, his friends tried to save him while others called 9-1-1.

Paramedics arrived at the scene and tried to restart Bray’s heart, but to no avail. He was pronounced dead at the scene.

Dirt Alert: Thursday, 2/4/16

Marriage Advice From “The Grey Fox

Amal and George Clooney make their marriage work with their busy careers thanks to Facetime.

At the premier of his new movie, “Hail, Caesar!” Clooney said, “We Facetime each other all the time, but we also spend an awful lot of time together. We try not to have these huge gaps. We’re able to manage, so far, between my work and her work and the things we’re doing.

Clooney and Amal married back in September of 2014.

 

Will Bill Cosby Get Off?

After day one of the BILL COSBY hearing in Pennsylvania Tuesday, there may have been some hope that his trial wouldn’t go forward.

But after day two yesterday, Judge STEVEN O’NEILL told lawyers for Bill and the District Attorney that there was no “immunity deal” barring the comedian from prosecution, as the defense lawyers had tried to claim.

The trial on sex assault charges will happen. It’s just that right now, there is no start date.

 

Donald Trump Has Been Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize

Prepare for Donald Trump’s ego to inflate even MORE!

Donald Trump has been nominated as a potential recipient of the 2016 Nobel Peace Prize. We’ll give you a second to that that sink in. Trump is being nominated for, quote, “his vigorous peace through strength ideology, used as a threat weapon of deterrence against radical Islam, ISIS, nuclear Iran and Communist China.”

Hundreds of other people have been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize including Pope Francis and the Greek islanders who helped refugees.

It should be noted that in the past, nominees included Joseph Stalin, Vladimir Putin, and even Adolf Hitler.

Freak Files: Thursday, 2/4/16

Bald Men Wanted For Stealing Rogaine

Police in Portland, Maine are looking for two men who reportedly stole 3 boxes of Rogaine from a local pharmacy.

Police investigated the theft and the only thing they got from the surveillance footage is that the 2 thieves are——–bald!!!

Oh, by the way….the 3 boxes of Rogaine is believed to be worth about $150-dollars.

 

Stupid Criminals!!!

Springettsbury Township officers say 21-year-old MARLO HARVARD stole items from a Wal-Mart, then left on foot.

Cops spotted him a few minutes later at a bus stop and took off after him, leaving their patrol car unattended. That’s when Marlo allegedly doubled back, jumped in the police cruiser, and drove off.

Marlo reportedly abandoned the cruiser moments later and hid in a nearby trash container until officers found him. When questioned, cops say Harvard denied doing anything wrong, adding, “I hang out in Dumpsters all the time.” Stupid Criminals!!!

 

Have Some Butt Crack To Start Your Morning

Ok people –start looking in the background of your photos before you post them!

Seller GRANDMOTHERSWAYS posted a beautiful, sparkling, black evening gown on eBay. It was hanging on the corner of a yellow wall, with a cute little dog on the floor to the right.

And, right behind him, a heavy-set man washing dishes with his butt-crack hanging out. Yeah, that will sell the dress. (Click here for a picture of the crack.)

Wet Nose Wednesday: Pepper

Every Wednesday at 8:40, Guardian Angel Pet Rescue joins the Mike and Mandy show to showcase a special animal that needs a good home.

This week’s featured pet is Pepper.

Pepper

Pepper is a very loving little girl. She’s about 7 years old and her favorite thing to do is going on walks. She is great on a leash!
Pepper also enjoys playing with a squeaky ball and is great with children as well as other dogs and cats. Pepper is a lab mix that weighs about 50 pounds, up-to-date on shots and heartworm negative. She is house and crate trained and doesn’t chew up things. Pepper has been in foster care for four (4) years waiting patiently for her parent(s)to love her for the rest of her little life and would be a great addition to any family!

If you would like to adopt this week’s pet…please click here to fill out an electronic adoption form.


For more information on Guardian Angel Pet Rescue, please visit their website by clicking here
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We couldn’t do Wet Nose Wednesday without the generous support of our sponsor, Dixie Memorial Pet Cemetery.

Freak Files: Wednesday, 2/3/16

A Delta Flight Was Diverted When Two Flight Attendants Got into a Fist Fight

This happened a few weeks ago, but the story wasn’t confirmed until now.

A Delta Airlines flight from Los Angeles to Minneapolis on January 22nd had to be diverted to Salt Lake City after 40 minutes when two flight attendants got into a FIST FIGHT.

Sadly, we don’t know if they were male flight attendants, female, or a guy AND a girl. Delta just confirmed that it happened. They say the flight attendants had a disagreement over some work issues, and were both kicked off the flight in Salt Lake City.

To the pilot’s credit, the flight was only an hour and 15 minutes late to Minneapolis.

 

Woman Busted For DUI On Way To Bail Out Her Sister For DUI

Police have arrested a 32-year-old woman after she was pulled over for driving drunk while on her way to pick up her sister, who was already in jail for….driving drunk!!

Police said they stopped a car around 2:00 on Sunday morning and found Erica Stang behind the wheel, and under the influence of alcohol. That’s when she told them she was on her way to the local jail to pick up her sister, who had just been arrested for Driving Drunk. Stupid Criminals!!!

She was arrested and charged with 2nd degree DUI. Her car was also seized.

 

Gone In 60 Seconds!!!

Let’s hear it for trustworthy mechanics who know their customers!

Katy called JOSEPH, GABE AND KENNETH who own a Swedish auto shop called Svenskraft in Tulsa, Oklahoma. She called to tell them she was cancelling her appointment because her car was stolen.

Well get this! The three men were driving to lunch the next day –and what do they see in front of them but Katy’s stolen Volvo! They called her and Katy told them it was still missing, and she wasn’t driving it so they followed the woman behind the wheel.

The perp tried to outrun them, speeding through neighborhoods and leading them on a high speed chase on the highway. The men called police and described where there were every step of the way.

The woman was finally cornered in the parking lot of a Hobby Lobby where she was arrested on several charges.

Dirt Alert: Wednesday, 2/3/16

Will Dos Equis’ “Most Interesting Man in the World” Retire on Super Bowl Sunday?

Rumor has it Dos Equis is retiring its “Most Interesting Man in the World” ad campaign.

Deadline.com says the last one will air during the Super Bowl, and it’ll show the Most Interesting Man in the World being sent to Mars where he gets stranded . . . like MATT DAMON in “The Martian”.

Believe it or not, Jonathan Goldsmith has been starring as the “Most Interesting Man in the World” for Dos Equis since 2006.

 

Donald Trump Used to Tweet “No One Remembers Who Came in Second Place” — Before He Came in Second Place

So, how did he react to being #2 and a loser to Ted Cruz in Iowa this week?

He Tweeted that his finish was “nice” and a “great honor,” because he didn’t even really try in Iowa because he was told he couldn’t do well there.

Of course, WINNING Trump wouldn’t tolerate any of this. TWICE he’s Tweeted, quote, “‘No one remembers who came in second.’ But here’s the best part!! It is time for Mandy’s vindication!!!

Mandy has held strong to the position that Trump boycotting the Republican debate on Fox last week hurt him in Iowa. Well, Trump DID admit that not showing up at the debate MAY have contributed to him not winning, but he claims he wouldn’t take it back because he raised a lot of money for Wounded Warriors. (Here’s video.)

 

Lady Gaga Will do a Musical Tribute to David Bowie at the Grammys and Sing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl

LADY GAGA will do a musical tribute to DAVID BOWIE at the Grammys. It’ll last six or seven minutes, and cover at least three or four of his songs. The show airs live on CBS on February 15th.

This is a big week for her, because it was also announced yesterday that she’s singing the national anthem before the Super Bowl.

Freak Files: Tuesday, 2/2/16

Two Friends Crammed Into One Set of Clothes, and Snuck Into a Movie as a Single Person

Two guys posted a video where they cram into the same set of oversized clothing, so they can sneak into a movie and only pay for one ticket.

They used some kind of harness, so one of them could straddle the other one and hang off the front of him. Then when they put a huge t-shirt on, it looked like one guy with a huge potbelly.

And it actually WORKED. The guy selling tickets thought it was just a guy who was really overweight, and only charged them for one ticket.  Here’s the video:

 

Uniformed Officer Mistaken For Stripper At 50th Birthday Party

Well, they DO say women love a man in uniform.

A uniformed officer spotted the door of a social club in England was wide open, so he went inside to investigate.

It turns out that the club was being used for a huge 50th birthday party….and as soon as he walked in, all the female guests “went wild with excitement” because they thought he was, how shall we say, an exotic dancer!!1

Officer Mike Ober, is very fit, tall, and young (he’s in his 20s). The mob of women descending on him was so intense he ended up running away at top speed to get back to his cruiser….and lock the doors.

 

Screen Shot 2016-02-02 at 5.49.03 AMA Guy Hid in Macy’s to Steal Stuff After It Closed

39-year-old Cassius Clay Dasilva of Portland, Oregon went to a Macy’s last week, and hid under the skirt around a display table.

Then he waited there until the store closed, and popped out to ROB the place. Unfortunately for him, the store had motion detectors. They immediately let security guards know he was inside, and they caught him trying to run out with more than $40,000 worth of stuff in a suitcase.

He told the cops his plan was to sell the stuff he’d stolen, then buy some meth and go to Florida. Now this is a kid with big dreams and aspirations!! He was charged with second-degree burglary and first-degree aggravated theft. Stupid Criminals!!!!

The Super Bowl Grounds Crew Accidentally Painted Both Endzones for the Broncos?  

Levi’s Stadium in the San Francisco area is being prepared for this weekend’s Super Bowl, but not EVERYTHING is going smoothly.

The grounds crew accidentally painted the Denver Broncos’ logo on BOTH endzones.  When someone caught the mistake, they worked to erase one of them, before painting the Carolina Panthers’ logo over top.

For what it’s worth, despite the game being in a neutral city, Denver is technically the “home” team . . . and therefore they must have the endzone on the RIGHT side.  I’m sure there’s a good reason why this is important, but it’s unclear what that is.

In any event, you won’t even be able to notice by game time.

(You can vaguely see how the Denver logo had been painted in both endzones, and here’s a shot of how it was covered up.)

Dirt Alert: Tuesday, 2/2/16

Someone Got Caught Peeing in Brad Pitt’s Bushes

The cops were called to BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE’s house in the Hollywood Hills last week, when their security discovered a suspicious man on the property.

But he turned out to just be a homeless guy who needed to TAKE A LEAK, and decided to use their shrubbery as a urinal.

They ran his name through the system, and his record was clean. Then they checked the surveillance footage to verify his story. So they let him go. Brad and Angelina weren’t home at the time.

 

Bradley Cooper Broke Up with a Supermodel Because She Didn’t Get Along with His Mom?

Single ladies, start your engines because BRADLEY COOPER is single again!!!

BRADLEY COOPER reportedly broke up with his girlfriend, “Sports Illustrated” swimsuit model IRINA SHAYK, because she didn’t get along with his mom.

Bradley and Irina got together last April, and things were going well until around Christmas, when they started arguing about the fact that Irina wasn’t getting along with his mom.

And the fact that Bradley and his mom LIVE together probably made things worse. But Irina and Bradley’s mom seemed to be getting along fine last September, when they were spotted together walking his dog.

(Here are some pictures.)

 

Donald Trump Picks Up Endorsements from Kid Rock and Azealia Banks, But Not Adele

DONALD TRUMP went two-for-three in the world of music yesterday, picking up endorsements from KID ROCK and AZEALIA BANKS, but being asked by ADELE to stop using her music at campaign events.

Kid Rock endorsed MITT ROMNEY last time around, and now he says, quote, “I’m digging Trump.”

Meanwhile, Adele’s “Rolling in the Deep” played after Sarah Palin announced her endorsement of Trump. Fans immediately tweeted their outrage, urging Adele to ban Palin and Trump from using her music.

So now her managers are taking steps to ensure Trump no longer uses her music.

Dirt Alert: Monday, 2/1/16

The Dirt Alert Explosion of 2004!!!

Do you remember what took place this day, 2004??? Try to remember. It was Super Bowl Sunday. It was the half-time show starring JUSTIN TINBERLAKE and Janet Jackson.

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE pulled off JANET JACKSON’s top during the halftime show at Super Bowl XXXVIII, creating a half-second “wardrobe malfunction” and showing her right breast. That happened this day, 2004.

 

The Details of David Bowie’s Will, Including His $100 Million Fortune

DAVID BOWIE died with around $100 million to his name, and according to court documents, his wife IMAN will inherit HALF of that.

The rest will be split among his two children, Duncan Jones and Lexi Zahra Jones. Lexi is 15, so she’ll have to wait until she’s 25 to get her cut. Also, his personal assistant will get $2 million, and Duncan’s former nanny gets $1 million.

 

It’s Official: The Super Bowl Halftime Show Has Been Beefed Up!

It seems like everyone was disappointed when the Super Bowl announced that Coldplay would be their half-time performer this year.

So, they did some scrambling and found a way to beef the show up. Yesterday, the producers of Super Bowl 50 finally confirmed that Bruno Mars will once again perform at halftime (with Coldplay).

Also confirmed to be performing is Beyoncé, who last performed a Super Bowl halftime show in 2013.

The Super Bowl is set to air on CBS on this Sunday at 5:30.

 

Cindy Crawford Will Retire from Modeling When She Turns 50 This Month

CINDY CRAWFORD turns 50 on the 20th of this month, and that’ll be it for her modeling career.

She says, quote, “I’m sure I’ll have my picture taken for 10 more years, but not as a model anymore. I’ve done it. I’ve worked with all these incredible photographers. What else do I need to do? . . . I shouldn’t have to keep proving myself. I don’t want to.”

Freak Files: Monday, 2/1/16

X-Ray Reveals Baby Swallowed Mother’s Missing Wedding Ring

You never know where lost jewelry will turn up.

A man posted on social media, quote, “My wife couldn’t find her wedding ring yesterday. We decided to have our 14-month old baby X-rayed just in case.”

He then posted the X-ray, clearly showing the ring in the baby’s stomach. The family ended up having to recover the ring from…..the baby’s diapers and the father says that his wife is still planning to wear the ring, after a good washing first.

Check out a photo of the X-Ray showing the ring by clicking here!

 

Burglars Steal a Large Safe But Can’t Load It Into Their Toyota Camry

Have you ever bought something big, like a new TV, then got out to the parking lot and realized it wasn’t going to fit into your car?

This is the Stupid Criminal version of that moment. 20-year-old Joel Perez and 21-year-old Oscar Perez broke into a house in San Marcos, Texas on Thursday, to steal a large safe, its about the size of a refrigerator.

However, they were driving a 2003 Toyota Camry, great for gas mileage, NOT so great for transporting large safes. They tried their best to jam the safe into the backseat, but it just wasn’t happening. Meanwhile, they’d triggered a silent alarm when they stole it and the cops were heading to the scene.

Joel and Oscar were still trying to push the safe into the backseat when they got there, and both of them were arrested for felony burglary. Stupid Criminals!!!!

Click here to see a few photos of the safe hanging out of the car.

 

There’s a Homeless Guy in Detroit Who Now Takes Credit Cards

I’m assuming homeless people hear the sentence, “Sorry, don’t have any cash on me,” thousands of times a day.

Abe Hagenston has been homeless in Detroit for about seven years, living under an overpass. And he recently took his panhandling to the next level, by accepting CREDIT CARDS.

Quote, “I take Visa, Mastercard, American Express. I’m the only homeless guy in America who can take a credit card. It’s all done safely and securely.”

Abe has a cell phone, and he bought a small credit card swiping attachment from Square.com. It costs about $10, and they charge a small percentage fee.

Even with his ability to take credit cards, he says his panhandling hasn’t been going that well. He’s trying to get new glasses, but hasn’t gotten enough money to afford them yet.

Click here to see some pictures of Abe.