Dirt Alert: Thursday, 10/30/14

Jessica Biel Is Pregnant

There really might be a baby Timberlake on the way!!!  Jessica Biel is rumored to be with child.

A source told Radar Online that Jessica is at least 3 months pregnant and she’s due in April!

Another insider revealed, “Jessica has had tense times in the past when it comes to having a baby, so it is not surprising that she is staying mum on confirming the news publicly yet.”

Jessica and Justin Timberlake celebrated their 2-year anniversary on October 19th.


Sandra Bullock Helped an Extra Who Collapsed on a Movie Set 

SANDRA BULLOCK rushed to the aid of an extra who collapsed on the set of her new movie on Sunday.

The film is called “Our Brand is Crisis”, and it’s shooting in New Orleans.  Despite the heat, everyone was supposed to wear warm clothes . . . and one woman passed out because she couldn’t take the heat.

Sandra rushed to the rescue, getting the woman to shade, giving her water and fanning her until an ambulance arrived.

BILLY BOB THORNTON is in the movie, too, but people are saying the he just kind of stood there and watched.

(Check out some pics here.)


Patrick Swayze’s Family Thinks His Final Will Was Forged . . . And They’re Getting Screwed Out of His Money

PATRICK SWAYZE’S last will left pretty much his entire $40 MILLION estate to his widow, Lisa Niemi . . . while his mother, sister and two brothers received nothing.

Now, those family members are questioning that final will, which was signed two months before he died.  Patrick was in the hospital at the time . . . and his family says he was in no condition to sign anything.

They even believe the will could’ve been FORGED . . . especially since Lisa’s brother Eric DID get some dough, and supposedly Patrick didn’t get along with him.

Freak Files: Thursday, 10/30/14

The Dog That Fetches Beer!

This is the perfect dog to have during football season.

JOSH ACE, the dog owner, only has to say “I’m parched,” and his Australian cattle dog, BANDIT, runs to the fridge. Bandit opens the refrigerator door, grabs a beer with his teeth, and delivers it straight to Josh’s hands.



A Mouse Delays a Flight for 5 Hours

Nobody likes it when they find a mouse in their house or business….but when a mouse showed up in the cockpit of a plane about to fly from Norway to New York….it shut down the flight!!!

When the pilots spotted the mouse, they delayed the flight until mechanics could make sure that no cables or wires had been chewed.  Five HOURS later, the plane was clear of mice and passengers were allowed to board their flight.


A Neighborhood in Florida May Cancel Halloween . . . Because They’re Overrun With Wild Hogs Addicted to Candy?

There’s a neighborhood in Melbourne, Florida where the homeowners association is strongly considering CANCELING Halloween . . . because the area is overrun by WILD HOGS addicted to CANDY.

The hogs have gotten hooked on human food, and have been terrorizing the neighborhood for weeks.  They’ve destroyed 17 lawns . . . they’ve been pooping on the sidewalk . . . and they don’t show any sign of leaving.

And the neighborhood is having trouble getting rid of them because they’re all massive . . . some weigh up to 350 pounds.  Plus, they’re not really falling for traditional hog traps.

If the hogs aren’t gone, trick-or-treating will be called off . . . because all that candy flowing around could lead to them attacking kids.

Wet Nose Wednesday: Titan

Every Wednesday at 8:40, Guardian Angel Pet Rescue joins the Mike and Mandy show to showcase a special animal that needs a good home.

This week’s featured pet is Titan.


Titan is one of six siblings (brother of last week’s dog Milan) born to small black lab mix mother. The mom was a stray and she and puppies were rescued by GAPR when puppies were 3 weeks old. Titan is approximately eight weeks old and has been de wormed and had first set of shots. He is ready to find a family to call his own.

If you would like to adopt this week’s dog…please click here to fill out an electronic adoption form.

For more information on Guardian Angel Pet Rescue, please visit their website by clicking here

We couldn’t do Wet Nose Wednesday without the generous support of our sponsor, Dixie Memorial Pet Cemetery.

Dirt Alert: Wednesday, 10/29/14

Julia Roberts Says She Took a “Big Risk” Not Getting a Facelift  JULIA ROBERTS turned 47 yesterday, and she’s one of the rare actresses of that age who has yet to mess with her face. She says, quote, “By Hollywood standards, I guess I’ve already taken a big risk in not having had a facelift.” Speaking of celebrity birthdays,  BRUCE JENNER turned 65 yesterday, and he celebrated with a little ME TIME . . . which included GETTING HIS FINGERNAILS PAINTED PINK.  For real.  And there are pictures to prove it. Meanwhile, KHLOE and KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN say Bruce is BORING, because all he ever wants for his birthday is a gift certificate to support his remote control helicopter hobby.  


Celebrities Who Have Unclaimed Money Owed to Them The California state controller’s office just released a list of celebrities who have unclaimed money owed to them, either by the state or by various companies.  And it’s just sitting around waiting for them. If you were owed $10,000 from a bank, you’d probably get your hands on it as soon as possible.  But apparently STEVEN SPIELBERG considers it a pittance not worth bothering with. Kobe Bryant has a check for $482.50 collecting dust at the Connecticut General Life Insurance Company. Orlando Bloom can go pick up $31.72 from NBC Universal. Justin Timberlake’s lawyers owe him $3,020.55. George Clooney is owed $928.95 from an entertainment company.


Jose Conseco Blows Off His Finger While Cleaning His Gun!!! Former Major League slugger, Jose Canseco, has been in the news for all sorts of things: steroids, rape charges, and now for blowing his middle finger off his hand while cleaning his gun at his home in Las Vegas. Jose’s fiancée tells TMZ Sports that he was sitting at a table in their home cleaning the gun when it went off. Apparently, he didn’t know it was loaded — and the shot ripped through the middle finger on his left hand. He is at the hospital right now while doctors desperately try to save what’s left of the finger.

Dirt Alert: Tuesday, 10/28/14

Jennifer Lawrence Broke Up With Chris Martin 

JENNIFER LAWRENCE and CHRIS MARTIN have CONSCIOUSLY UNCOUPLED . . . and a source says it was Jennifer who did the uncoupling.

Officially, we don’t know why . . . but those ever-present anonymous sources say it’s all about GWYNETH PALTROW . . . quote, “Jennifer just couldn’t compete and didn’t want to.  Chris is clearly not over Gwyneth and his main priority is his kids.  Jennifer really respects him, but she wants a man of her own.”


Oprah Winfrey’s Driver Runs Over A Woman’s Foot

On Saturday night, a woman in Miami got to have a little one-on-one time with Oprah Winfrey after Oprah’s driver ran over her foot!!

Apparently, Oprah’s SUV was pulling away from a restaurant when the Escalade accidentally ran over Lori Geller Bender’s toes, which prompted Winfrey to leave the car to make sure she was ok.

Lori said that Oprah couldn’t have been nicer and more gracious. She even posed for photos with Lori before getting back in her SUV and driving away.

Lori said, “It has always been on my bucket list to meet Oprah, but I could never have imagined it would be because her driver ran over my toe. It’s a crazy story.”


Staind Singer Aaron Lewis Is Sorry for Botching the National Anthem 

STAIND singer AARON LEWIS is apologizing for botching he National Anthem before Game Five of the World Series on Sunday.

Aaron says, quote, “All I can say is I’m sorry and ask for the nation’s forgiveness.  My nerves got the best of me, and I’m completely torn up about what happened.  “I hope that the Nation, Major League Baseball and the many fans of our national pastime can forgive me.”

(It isn’t often that someone actually apologizes for screwing up the National Anthem.  And it seemed like a simple mistake . . . and not that he failed to take the gig seriously.)

Freak Files: Tuesday, 10/28/14

A Hungover Guy Asked Domino’s to Bring His Pizza All the Way to His Bedroom . . . and the Delivery Woman Did It

There’s a photo circulating online from a guy named Dave.

Apparently he had a REALLY bad hangover last week, and wanted pizza . . . but he didn’t want to leave his bed.

So he ordered Domino’s online, and in the delivery instructions he wrote, quote, “I’m so hungover in bed.  Let yourself in, turn right, go past the kitchen through the lounge room, turn left, and double doors are my bedroom.  I’m in my undies watching James Bond.  Don’t be alarmed.  Thanks . . . Dave.”

And . . . the Domino’s delivery woman actually DID IT.  We know because Dave posted a screenshot of his order on Domino’s, AND a photo of the delivery woman walking into his room with his pizza.

Click here to see the picture.


A Guy Drops a Lit Cigarette Down His Shirt, Jumps Out of His Van . . . and Backs Over His Own Head?

I guess it’s true that cigarettes can kill you a hundred different ways.

Around 6:30 Sunday morning, a guy lit a cigarette before he backed out of his driveway in Aurora, Colorado.

And while he was backing up, the cigarette dropped down the front of his JACKET.  So he panicked and tried to jump out of his van to get the cigarette out of his shirt.

But he forgot to put the van in PARK first.  So the door knocked him over . . . and he accidentally ran himself over.

He’s was in critical condition Sunday night, but has since been upgraded and is expected to make a full recovery.


You Can’t Get Ebola From Food!

The Ebola scare has affected business at restaurants.  But it all depends on what kind of food the restaurant serves.

A restaurant outside Minneapolis called Mama Ti’s serves African food.  But since the Ebola scare, the owner says business is down more than 50%!  She’s actually considering serving more “American” cuisine until things calm down.

People are worried they’ll catch EBOLA if they eat there.

Wal-Mart Apologized For Having a “Fat Girl Costumes” Section on Their Website

Wal-Mart got a lot of heat yesterday when someone noticed their website had plus-size women’s Halloween costumes listed as, quote, “Fat Girl Costumes.”

She got a generic auto-response that said, quote, “Your comments and suggestions are important to us and help make Wal-Mart even better.”

Someone at Wal-Mart had enough sense to think that this was a bad thing so they took it down a few hours later and apologized . . . it’s not clear how it wound up on their site.


Dirt Alert: Monday, 10/27/14

Brush Your Teeth Like The Stars!

KANYE WEST and KIM KARDASHIAN each brush their teeth with a $220 dollar toothbrush.

The poster couple for conspicuous consumption keep their pearly whites pearly with the Philips Sonicare DiamondClean.

Kanye owns a black one.  Kim owns a white one.  People’s Stylewatch says these toothbrushes are known as “the Birkin bag of toothbrushes” for their swanky, Kim-n’Kanye-approved features:

–Whitens your teeth in under a week.

–Removes seven times more plaque than other brushes.

–Has five settings “depending on your mood that day.”


George Clooney And Amal Alamuddin Celebrate A Month Of Marriage

Congratulations to George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin, who celebrated one month of married life with a party on Saturday.

Over 200 guests were invited to the party that included a cocktail reception and a 3 course meal.

The bar at the party was offering “Mr. and Mrs. Clooney” cocktails.

His drink was tequila, citron vodka, lime juice, and ginger ale.

Hers was made of canola vodka, passion fruit liqueur, and lime juice.

George and Amal got married in Venice, Italy on September 27th.


Marcia Strassman from “Welcome Back Kotter” Succumbed to Breast Cancer 

Actress MARCIA STRASSMAN died Friday after a long battle with breast cancer.  She was only 66 years old.  And to make matters worse, it’s still Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

Marcia played GABE KAPLAN’s wife on the ’70s sitcom “Welcome Back Kotter”.

She was also RICK MORANIS’ wife in “Honey I Shrunk the Kids” and “Honey I Blew Up the Kid”.



Freak Files: Monday, 10/27/14

Regretful Robber Returns Cash

How about this!?  A robber with a guilty conscious!!   A man robbed a California gas station……only to return a few hours later and return the money.

23-year-old Cyle Warren Abbott went to the gas station demanding cash with a handgun.

He left with a little cash and 2 bottles of beer, but returned 3 hours later to give back most of the money and apologize!!

So, did he get-off because he was sorry?  Nope! He was booked into jail on $50,000 bail.


Stupid Criminals!!

Cops say 38-year-old PAUL CARMAN robbed the Huntington National Bank in Ambridge, then fled on foot.

He was fleeing down an alley when his addiction took over.  That’s when Carman stopped an asked a group of construction workers if he could bum a smoke.

That gave cops just enough time to catch up to him. He was sentenced yesterday to 10-years in the slammer.

It’s not his first stint in prison –he robbed the same bank back in 2008.


Ocean-Front Home Gets Built On Wrong Lot

A brand-new 5,000-square-foot-home in a gated Florida community has a lovely view of the ocean—and of the vacant lot next door where the home was supposed to have been built.

Yes, a builder put up the $680,000, 5-bedroom home on the wrong lot in Flagler County.

The problem apparently originated with some misplaced flag stakes in the original survey, and nobody caught the mistake until the home was finished.

The company is trying to work out a deal between the Missouri couple who paid to have the house built on their still-vacant lot and the owners of the lot with the accidental home, but nothing has yet been worked out.

Freak Files: Friday, 10/24/14

Creepy, Huge Spiders!

A Harvard scientist discovered a spider the size of a dog.

Entomologist PIOTR NASRECKI was exploring a South American rainforest when he came across the this giant spider.

At first, he thought it was a large rat.  But, it turned out to be a South American Goliath Birdeater –the largest spider in the world.  It’s leg span is the size of a child’s forearm.  And, it has two-inch fangs full of poisonous venom.

Nasrecki’s blog has gone viral since he posted pictures of the giant creepy crawly.


1-bNqA Guy Accidentally Texted His Probation Officer for Pot

If anyone’s ever texted you by mistake, it’s usually not a big deal.  You just text back, “WHAT?”  Then they text, “Sorry, that was for someone else.”  But THIS wasn’t that simple.

A guy in Albany, Georgia named Alvin Cross Jr. was trying to text his drug dealer recently, and sent him a message that said, “[Do] you have some WEED?”

The problem was, he didn’t text it to his drug dealer . . . he accidentally texted his PROBATION OFFICER.  So the probation officer called the cops, who raided Alvin’s home and found cocaine.

On Monday, he pleaded guilty to possession of cocaine, and a judge sentenced him to a year in prison for it.  He also got another year for violating his probation.


A Guy Who Walks to Work Keeps Getting Stopped by Police, Because He Looks Like the Pennsylvania Cop-Killer . . . So the Internet Is Buying Him a Car

Police are still looking for Eric Frein, the guy accused of killing a cop in Blooming Grove, Pennsylvania last month.

And they keep trying to arrest a guy who looks like him named James Tully, because he lives 20 miles from where the shooting happened, he doesn’t have a car, and he walks five miles each way to work every day.

James has been stopped DOZENS of times, including seven times in ONE DAY.  And last Friday, they pinned him to the ground at GUNPOINT.

After his story hit the news this week, someone created a page on GoFundMe.com . . . to raise money and buy him a NEW CAR, so he doesn’t have to walk to work anymore.

As of last night, people had already donated over $13,000.

(Check out side-by-side photos of them by clicking here.  James is on the left.)


Dirt Alert: Friday, 10/24/14

Khloe Kardashian Can’t Find Her Way To The Big ‘D’!

There’s a good reason KHLOE KARDASHIAN is still married to LAMAR ODOM.

She can’t find her dashing husband!  Sources Khloe tell Us Weekly that no one can get in touch with Lamar and he refuses to sign the divorce papers while friends of his claim he’s still hoping for reconciliation.


Watch Justin Bieber Try to Pick Up a Model by Telling Her She Looks Like Princess Jasmine from “Aladdin” 

JUSTIN BIEBER was being driven down Rodeo Drive in a Rolls-Royce . . . so when he spotted a sexy woman on the sidewalk, he made the driver stop right there.

The woman turned out to be a model named JACQUELINE YOUNIS, and Justin tried to sweet-talk her by telling her she looks like Princess Jasmine from “Aladdin”.

Then he got her to come over to his car window and take a picture with him, which she was more than happy to do.

TMZ says it looked like they were about to exchange numbers, but too many photographers and fans swooped in and put the block on Justin.

(Check out video and a gallery of Jacqueline here.)


Is Lindsay Lohan Trying to Get Together With Prince Harry? 

While LINDSAY LOHAN is doing theater in London, she’s hoping to bag herself a GINGER PRINCE.  That’s right:  She’s making a run at PRINCE HARRY.

A so-called “source” says, quote, “She thinks she can make her dream of becoming a princess come true.  Lindsay loves that she and Harry are both redheads. She talks about how they’d make the most adorable kids.”

The source says Lindsay has been hanging out at Harry’s favorite bars, hoping to bump into him, but it hasn’t happened yet.

Lindsay’s rep is denying this of course.  He says, quote, “It is beyond absurd . . . must be a slow news day.”

Dirt Alert: Thursday, 10/23/14

Renee Zellweger Says What’s Different About Her is That She’s Leading a “Happy, More Fulfilling Life” 

RENEE ZELLWEGER issued a statement yesterday to address her radically altered appearance.  But she made absolutely no mention of having undergone any cosmetic procedures.

She said, quote, “I’m glad folks think I look different!  I’m living a different, happy, more fulfilling life, and I’m thrilled that perhaps it shows . . . My friends say that I look peaceful.  I am healthy.”

And I guess she expects people to believe it.

Yesterday on “The View”, ROSIE O’DONNELL asked the question we’ve all been dying to ask:  She said, quote, “If somebody who is a public figure drastically changes their appearance so that they’re unrecognizable, are we as a society supposed to pretend we don’t see it?


Jennifer Lopez is About to Ink a Vegas Deal . . . But She Won’t Make As Much as Britney Spears 

JENNIFER LOPEZ is reportedly in the final stages of making a deal for a Las Vegas residency at the Axis at Planet Hollywood . . . which is the same place BRITNEY SPEARS is doing hers.  But she won’t make as much as Britney.

J-Lo will make $350,000 per show, and she’s doing 72 shows, for a total of $26.4 million.  Britney is making $475,000 a show.

But neither of these ladies makes what CELINE DION does.  She’s the QUEEN of Vegas, at $476,000 a show.


Melissa Rivers Inherited Most of Joan Rivers’ $100 Million Estate 

Word has it MELISSA RIVERS has inherited the bulk of JOAN RIVERS’ estate, which is worth well over $100 million.

“Us” magazine claims she’s getting $75 million in cash, as well as Joan’s $35 million condo on New York’s Upper East Side.  Melissa’s 13-year-old son Cooper is expected to get his own inheritance.

Despite coming into all this money a “source” says, quote, “It’s no consolation for losing her mother so soon.”