Wet Nose Wednesday: Minnie

Every Wednesday at 8:40, Guardian Angel Pet Rescue joins the Mike and Mandy show to showcase a special animal that needs a good home.

This week’s featured pet is Minnie!!


Minnie is a five and a half month old gray tiger striped female kitten. A woman adopted a cat that happened to-surprise “be pregnant” with two kittens. Minnie and her sister, Baby have been in rescue for months and living at Petco for the last two and a half months. They are very sweet and loved to be held. If you are looking for a good “teenaged” cat that is beautiful and gets along with other kittens then you have found her.

If you would like to adopt this week’s dog…please click here to fill out an electronic adoption form.

For more information on Guardian Angel Pet Rescue, please visit their website by clicking here

We couldn’t do Wet Nose Wednesday without the generous support of our sponsor, Dixie Memorial Pet Cemetery.

Dirt Alert: Wednesday, 4/1/15

Joni Mitchell Was Rushed to the Hospital Yesterday After Being Found Unconscious

Legendary folk singer JONI MITCHELL was rushed to the hospital after being found unconscious at her home in Bel Air yesterday.

A source said her condition was, quote, “quite serious” . . . but she was alert in the ambulance on the way to the hospital. She was in intensive care as of last night. There’s no word what happened but we’ll keep you updated on her progress. Joni is 71.


Madame Tussauds Now Has A “Tissue Attendant” For Their One Direction Sculptures

Parents with kids can probably relate to this story: ZAYN MALIK’S departure from ONE DIRECTION has created an interesting job at the Madame Tussauds wax museum in London.

Apparently, the pre-teenfreak-out over Zayn’s departure is causing fans to become so upset when they see his wax statue in the One Direction exhibit . . . that they’ve had to have a “tissue attendant” on-hand to dry their tears.

Oh, and by the way, they WILL be keeping Zayn’s wax statute with the rest of the group.


Barbara Walters Returning To TV

Surprise! Barbara Walters is coming out of retirement to host a new show.

Barbara will lead the “ID Network’s” new crime series “American Scandal.” The show will have Barbara looking back on well-known crime stories she covered during her time as a journalist.

It will premiere in October.

Freak Files: Wednesday, 4/1/15

A Guy in an Arranged Marriage Finally Saw His Bride & Thought She Was So Ugly He Tried to Drown Himself

33-year-old Kang Hu of Shee-yan, China was set up in an arranged marriage by his parents . . . and the wedding was last week. A few minutes beforehand, he finally got to see his bride, 30-year-old Na Sung.

And apparently, she was SO unattractive that Kang sprinted away . . . jumped in a river . . . and tried to DROWN himself. He was really serious too . . . by the time some people fished him out, he was unconscious. But he was rushed to the hospital in stable condition.

When he woke up, he called off the wedding and said, quote, “I feel bad about what happened but when I saw her, she wasn’t what I expected and I realized she would be bad for my image.” Naturally, the bride’s parents are VERY upset with Kang Hu.

Click here to see a picture of Kang being dragged out of the river.


Man Posed As Cop To Cut In Line At Fast Food Drive-Thru

Michael Chico from Odessa, Texas, has been charged with impersonating an officer by using sirens and flashing lights to skip to the head of the drive-thru line at Wendy’s!! He did all this while wearing a fake police uniform.

One of his many mistakes was pulling this stunt in front of an off-duty officer, who saw Michael cut in line and eventually arrested him.

Stupid Criminals!!!

Michael was released on $15,000 bond and faces trial later this year.


A Prisoner Emails His Way Out Of Jail

Alistair Spak is a prisoner in England who set himself free with a fake email address!!! He emailed the jail, and actually managed to convince them to set him free!!!!

He did all of this from inside the walls of prison, using only a cell phone! He created a domain that looked very similar to the official government domain, and emailed the prison, granting his own freedom.

You may find comfort in the fact that Alistair is back in prison. It’s not that the prison finally got wise to the scam, in fact he would have gotten away with the whole thing, but after a few days of freedom, he felt guilty and turned himself in.

Video of Spring Break Troubles

Have you seen this? This is a student at the University of Mississippi now faces animal cruelty charges….WARNING: this is very graphic and disturbing.

Freak Files: Tuesday, 3/31/15

Easter Egg Cookies Have Been Recalled . . . For Containing Eggs

I know we’re used to products where the ingredients don’t match the marketing . . . like how Snapple’s Apple Juice is made out of pears, or most of the guacamole you see in the store doesn’t have any avocados in it.

But this STILL seems ridiculous.

A company called Silver Lake just announced they’re recalling their Easter Egg Cookies, because . . . they contain eggs. Even though “egg” is right there in the title, they DIDN’T put “egg” in the nutrition facts . . . so they’re worried that someone who’s allergic to eggs might get sick.

And I really do mean “MIGHT” get sick . . . since no one has reported that the cookies have caused them any problems.


Thief Knocks Himself Out With A Brick

An Irish car thief was apprehended after foiling his own robbery!!

Video surveillance shows that he was attempting to steal a car by smashing the window with a brick.

So, he throws this brick at the car window….only to have the brick bounce off the window…and hit him right in the head, knocking him out.

At that point, it was an easy arrest for the cops who had the surveillance video for proof and a suspect out cold on the pavement right next to the car he was trying to steal!!!

Burning The Evidence!

Police in Indonesia apparently never thought about the direction of the wind while they were destroying evidence, namely a three-TON pile of marijuana.

People as far away as fifteen and a half miles from where the burning was happening reported headaches and dizziness. Police wore masks to keep themselves from inhaling the smoke but didn’t really think about the citizens of the town.

A journalist who was in town says that he had to “sit down and have a cup of tea” to come down from the high.

Dirt Alert: Tuesday, 3/31/15

Celebrities With Secret Tunnels from Their Homes Directly to the Playboy Mansion

An editor for Playboy.com was digging around the office for old photos, and he made an interesting discovery: In the ’70s and ’80s, four actors had secret, underground tunnels directly from their homes to the Playboy Mansion.

Those actors were Jack Nicholson, James Caan, Warren Beatty, and Kirk Douglas. However, these secret passage ways don’t exist anymore. A staff member says they were closed in 1989, the same year HUGH HEFNER married Playmate KIMBERLEY CONRAD.

But that’s all he could get from anyone at Playboy. Even Hefner didn’t want to talk about the tunnels. And reps for Nicholson, Caan, Douglas and Beatty wouldn’t comment, either.

(Check out pictures here.)


Tiger Woods is Out of the Top 100 in Golf for the First Time in Almost 20 Years

For the first time in almost 20 years, TIGER WOODS is not one of the top 100 players in the Official World Golf Rankings. His current ranking is 104th.

The last time Tiger wasn’t in the Top 100 was September 29th, 1996, when he was #225. At the time, he’d only been a pro golfer for a month.

Tiger spent 683 total weeks at the top, which is a record. He also has the record for most consecutive weeks at #1, with 281.

The Masters is next week in Augusta, Georgia, and Tiger hasn’t said yet if he’s playing.


Justin Bieber Says You’re Stupid if You Think His Life is Easy

If you think JUSTIN BIEBER’s life is easy, think again.

He says, quote, “Unless you’re stupid, I don’t think you would think it’s easy to be who I am. Not having privacy. Growing up in front of the cameras since I was 13, 14. You need to have those mess-ups without anyone judging you, and that’s not something I was able to do.”


Harrison Ford Is Finally Out Of The Hospital

Harrison Ford has finally been released from the hospital after recovering from a plane crash earlier this month.

Harrison suffered a cut scalp and broken bones in his pelvis and ankle after his vintage World War II plane crashed on an L.A. golf course.

He has been at the UCLA Medical Center for the past several weeks while he recovers.

Freak Files: Monday, 3/30/15

A Four-Year-Old Girl Left Her House at 3:00 A.M. and Got on a Bus . . . All Because She Wanted a Slushie

NEVER underestimate what an American child will do to get their hands on some sugar.

Four-year-old Annabelle Ridgeway of Philadelphia was craving a snack around 3:00 A.M. on Friday, but she didn’t want any of the stuff around the house.

So she got dressed, snuck out the backdoor, walked about five blocks, and got on a city BUS. Apparently she sat in a seat, swinging her legs and chanting, quote, “All I want is a slushie. All I want is a slushie.”

Fortunately, the bus driver stopped the bus immediately and called the cops. They reunited Annabelle with her parents . . . and no charges are being filed.

Click here to see a picture of Annabelle, plus a surveillance shot of her on the bus.


Stupid Criminals!!!

Police in Fort Collins say 33-year-old KODY DAVIS and his 31-year-old wife AMANDA were caught minutes after the bungled bank heist.

The pair was easy to trace because they allegedly Googled “good bank to rob,” “how to escape a bank robbery” and “how people got caught after bank robberies” moments before the crime. They eventually settled on the Great Western Bank in Fort Collins and made off with a measly $597!!!

Police say the decided on the robbery after losing all their own money gambling.


A Bunch of Stray Dogs Showed Up at the Funeral of a Woman Who Used to Feed Them

A woman in Mexico named Margarita Suarez passed away earlier this month. According to her family, she used to feed 20 stray dogs at her door each morning.

At her funeral when her friends and family started showing up at the funeral home . . . so did at least four of the DOGS.

No one at the funeral home had ever seen them before, and they stayed for the viewing. Then when a hearse took Margarita’s casket to the funeral . . . the dogs FOLLOWED it.

And after the ceremony, they came BACK to the funeral home, and hung around until her body had been cremated. There are some great photos of the dogs lying around and hanging out by the casket. Click here for a couple of pictures.

Dirt Alert: Monday, 3/30/15

Nick Jonas Crashed Several House Parties in L.A. Friday Night

NICK JONAS spent Friday night crashing house parties . . . bringing people booze, doing shots with them, and even singing a few songs.

Nick is an investor in an alcohol delivery app called Saucey, and on Friday, he played delivery boy to several people in the L.A. area who used it. He rode along on about 10 deliveries over a four-hour period.

One partygoer said, quote, “He showed up and sang two songs, ‘Jealous’ and ‘Chains’. After the songs, we chatted for a bit. He was so nice. It was insane!”

(Check out pictures and video here.)


It’s A Girl For Kate Middleton!

Don’t be surprised to see Buckingham Palace turn Pepto-Bismol pink in the next few weeks, ‘cuz rumors are swirling that KATE MIDDLETON and PRINCE WILLIAM are expecting a baby girl!

Friends of the Duchess tell the UK’s Daily Mail that she’s been craving chocolate biscuit cakes and sticky fruit loaves lately, driving 40-minutes to a bakery called Humble Pie and is convinced this means she’s carrying a princess.


“The Breakfast Club” Back In Theaters!

The 1980s movie classic, “The Breakfast Club,” has been restored and is returning to theaters to honor the film’s 30th anniversary.

It was in theatres last Thursday night and will be shown in 430 theaters across the US again tomorrow night.

And a cool side note: “Don’t You Forget About Me” was first offered to BILLY IDOL. He said no. Then, BRYAN FERRY was asked to record it. He said no too. That’s how SIMPLE MINDS got the song, by default.

Freak Files: Friday, 3/27/15

Arkansas Just Considered a Law That Would Force You to Friend Your Boss on Facebook

Most of us like to keep a separation between work and Facebook . . . and that means NOT friending our boss, so he can see all the unprofessional stuff we do on weekends.

But what if you weren’t LEGALLY allowed to deny a friend request from him?

Believe it or not, Arkansas just came pretty close to making that a law.

Their House of Representatives passed a bill last month that would allow employers to FORCE their employees to connect with them on social media. And it passed in a landslide . . . 91 yes votes, only one no.

The Arkansas Senate wasn’t so hot on it. Thankfully they just killed the bill this week for being WAY too invasive.


A 350-Pound Man Robs a Domino’s and Demands All Their Cash . . . and Two Pizzas

When you’re 350 pounds, you need to constantly pump your body full of food to maintain your edge! Especially if you’re doing something that could burn calories . . . like, say, committing a felony.

A guy who was about 5-foot-8 and 350 pounds busted into a Domino’s in Sayville, New York on Tuesday afternoon, pulled out a gun, and demanded their cash.

But the employees couldn’t get the safe open, so they could only give him a handful of money in the register . . . and he was mad.

Until he spotted two large cheese pizzas cooking in the oven, and realized the robbery wasn’t a TOTAL waste. He demanded the pizzas . . . so the staff pulled them out of the oven, boxed them up, and he took off. The cops are using surveillance footage to track him down.


No Wheelchair Ramp At a Disability Summit!

Australia’s National Disability Summit was last week.

And the people who organized it are catching some heat for a couple of different reasons. First, they used the handicapped bathroom for storage! So, all the disabled people attending the “National Disability Summit” had no handicapped accommodations in the restrooms.

And it doesn’t stop there. Remember, this is the National Disability Summit in Australia, and the main stage didn’t have a wheelchair ramp. So one of the invited guests and keynote speaker, who is in a wheelchair, had to be literally CARRIED on stage.

Dirt Alert: Friday, 3/27/15

Is Taylor Swift Really One of the World’s Greatest Leaders?

“Fortune” magazine put together a list of the World’s 50 Greatest Leaders. The top tier includes the CEO of Apple, the head of the European Central Bank, the president of China . . . and the young lady who sings “Shake It Off”.

Yes, TAYLOR SWIFT is on a list of the world’s greatest leaders. And she came in SIXTH . . . just behind the Pope and the prime minister of India.

“Fortune” picked her because she’s the highest-paid woman in music, she stood up to Spotify, and, quote, “she has proved shrewder at honing a brand in the social media age than virtually any other person or company.”

So that would mean that Taylor is a stronger leader than Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz who came in 17th! Taylor supposedly is a stronger leader than the richest man in the world, Bill Gates who came in 18th.


It Looks Like Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart Are Back Together

It’s going to be hard for JENNIFER LOPEZ and CASPER SMART to keep denying they’re together again, now that they’ve been caught kissing in public.

The kiss happened Wednesday night, when Casper showed up at “American Idol”. They were also spotted recently at the premiere of her new animated movie “Home”.

They broke up last summer after dating for almost four years. Jennifer is 45 . . . Casper is 27.


“Downton Abbey” Is Ending After One More Season

The producers of “Downton Abbey” have confirmed speculation that the show is ending after the upcoming sixth season

There are some other “Downton Abbey” projects being discussed . . . including a movie based on the show. An executive producer says they’re thinking about it.

At one point, there was also talk about doing a “Downton Abbey” spin-off, but there isn’t any activity on that front right now.

Freak Files: Thursday, 3/26/15

Lottery Ticket In Get-Well Card Leaves Man $7 Million Richer

A 46-year-old Pennsylvania man is $7 million richer after getting a get-well card from his father with a lottery ticket enclosed that turned out to be a big winner.

Joseph Amorese’s father sent the New York Lottery scratch-off ticket to his son — who never plays the lottery — as he recovered from surgery.

Joseph said, “I scratched the ticket and it was a good thing I was already sitting down because I was shocked. I won $7 million dollars!!! I am still in complete disbelief.”

No word yet on if he plans to share the money with his dad.


Screen Shot 2015-03-26 at 6.18.08 AMCops Search a Guy’s House and Can’t Find Him . . . Until He Posts His Hiding Place on Snapchat

Police in Fairfield, Maine spent weeks trying to track down a 24-year-old named Christopher Wallace, who stole a bunch of stuff from a campsite back in January. Then Sunday night, Chris sent a Snapchat to his friends saying he was at his house.

At least two of those friends reported it to the cops, who showed up and searched the place, but couldn’t find him.

But while they were there, Chris sent ANOTHER Snapchat, bragging that the cops couldn’t find him because he picked a great hiding spot in a kitchen cabinet.

So the cops who were still at his house opened one of the cabinets . . . and guess what? Yep! They saw his feet sticking out.

Now he’s facing charges for burglary and theft.


A Guy Knocks Down a Wall with a Sledgehammer . . . and It Lands on Him

There’s a video going around Facebook that shows some idiot knocking down a huge stone wall with a sledgehammer. And he decides to save time by smashing out the BOTTOM of it, so the rest will just fall.

Well, the wall fell alright, but then it falls the wrong way, and lands right on top of the “Sledge Hammer Man!”

He’s ok, and you can check out the video for yourself.


Dirt Alert: Thursday, 3/26/15

Jimmy Page Getting His LED Out With His 25-Year-Old Girlfriend!

JIMMY PAGE of Led Zeppelinis71-years-old and he’s dating a 25-year-old actress.

That’s a 46-year age difference. And by the way . . . Jimmy has a 44-year-old daughter. That’s a 19-year difference. In other words, his daughter is old enough to be his girlfriend’s mother.


Chelsea Handler Says Bill Cosby Tried to “Cosby” Her 10 Years Ago

CHELSEA HANDLER says she believes BILL COSBY’s accusers, because Bill made a play for her 10 years ago.

She says they were both performing in Atlantic City, and Bill invited her up to his hotel suite. She says, quote, “I said, ‘That’s really weird. I don’t want to go alone.’ I don’t know him.”


Mariah Carey Gains Weight Amid Divorce

Rumor has it that Mariah Carey has put on a more than a few pounds amid her divorce from Nick Cannon.

Mariah has been gorging on comfort foods like pizza and ice cream…in an effort to “soothe her broken heart.”

Her friends say that if you are looking for her, you’ll find her either at a restaurant or in the kitchen.


This Pro Wrestler’s Head Injury Might Be the Grossest Picture You’ve Ever Seen

An independent wrestler by the name of REED BENTLEY suffered what might just be the NASTIEST head wound of all time during a match on Tuesday night. So of course, we want you to see a picture of it, right?

There’s no word how it happened, but Bentley got a crescent-shaped gash all the way across the top of his forehead . . . and it’s DEEP. So deep it seems like you should be able to see BRAINS.

Miraculously, Bentley is FINE. It was just a flesh wound. 41 stitches later and he was good to go.

(WARNING!!! This picture is GRAPHIC.)