Dirt Alert: Thursday, 9/18/14

George Clooney’s Wedding To Include 100 Cases Of Tequila

George Clooney’s upcoming wedding to Amal Alamuddin  is going to be such a barn-burner that he’ll have 100 cases of tequila on hand for the celebration!!

The tequila is a gift from his friend and business partner, Rande Gerber, who owns Casamigos Tequila.

The booze is being shipped to Italy as we speak.

 

Jay Z And Beyoncé Renew Vows

So much for divorce rumors.  Jay Z and Beyoncé renewed their wedding vows during their recent family vacation in Corsica.

A source told Grazia Magazine, “They were joined on a private beach by Beyoncé’s [mom] Tina, their daughter Blue Ivy and a small group of close friends and recited a new set of vows during a short but very romantic ceremony, which doubled up as a birthday celebration.”

 

This Is Apparently the Doctor Who Performed the Biopsy on Joan Rivers 

Several media outlets have identified the doctor who was performing the biopsy that may have led to JOAN RIVERS’ death . . . and even though we’ve been referring to him as a HE, he’s actually a SHE.

Her name is Gwen Korovin, and she’s kind of a big deal.  She has a ton of celebrity clients including Celine Dion, Lady Gaga, Hugh Jackman, John Mayer and Brooke Shields.

(Click here to see some picture of her in her office, with autographed photos of her clients on the walls.)

Meanwhile, Joan’s daughter MELISSA is expected to file complaints against Dr. Korovin and others over her mother’s death, and she wants to see some medical licenses REVOKED.

 

It’s True:  A Casino Banned Ben Affleck From Playing Blackjack 

Earlier this year, there was a rumor that BEN AFFLECK was banned rom playing blackjack at the Hard Rock Casino in Las Vegas because he was counting cards and winning too much money.

Well, it’s TRUE.

In the new issue of Details magazine, he says, quote, “That is a true story.  I mean, that took place.  The fact that being good at the game is against the rules at the casinos should tell you something about casinos.”

Freak Files: Thursday, 9/18/14

Meth Don’t Smoke Itself!

Is this proof that meth is probably something you shouldn’t get involved in?

An Oklahoma City man pushed his wife and chased her with a pitchfork after she confronted him about his meth habit.

 

Stupid Workers!

An employee at a bakery in England was using a machine to knead bread, but the machine wasn’t working properly, so he got angry.  He decided to take his anger out on the machine, by head-butting it!!!

Now the machine won’t function at all, in fact the head-butt caused $5,000 in damages to the machine.  The employee has been fired.     

 

There’s an Eight-Year-Old Kid Who Makes $1.3 Million a Year . . . By Reviewing Toys on YouTube

A lot of YouTube celebrities start making hundreds of thousands of dollars by the time they’re 18 or 19.  But here’s an even MORE extreme example of how you can hit it big super early being a YouTuber.

An eight-year-old kid named Evan is the star of a kid-friendly YouTube channel called EvanTubeHD . He and his dad post videos of Evan playing with new toys and reviewing them, which is like a kid’s DREAM.

And from YouTube revenue, merchandizing, and deals with advertisers, they bring in an estimated $1.3 MILLION a year, which goes into investment accounts for Evan and his little sister.

Because of all the money he brings in, plus the amount of views he gets, Evan was ranked number 20 on a list of YouTube’s biggest stars earlier this year.

(You can check out one of his recent reviews for a line of R.C. cars called Air Hogs by clicking here.)

 

A Man Paid For $1,000 In Chick-Fil-A Meals

An anonymous customer at a West Texas Chick-Fil-A paid for the meals of 88 other vehicles that would come after him.

The man gave the employees of the restaurant $1,000 and told them to pay for everyone who came after him for as long as the money lasted.

The owner of the restaurant said that one woman was moved to tears by the generosity.

By the way…the restaurant gave the man his meal for free.

 

Wet Nose Wednesday: Bella

Every Wednesday at 8:40, Guardian Angel Pet Rescue joins the Mike and Mandy show to showcase a special animal that needs a good home.

This week’s featured pet is Bella.

Bella

Bella is an adorable 9 week old female Boxer mix. She and her sister were rescued from the Marion Shelter. Bella is a cute little bundle of love who would make a wonderful companion. She has had two sets of shots, been dewormed twice and will be spayed in the near future once she grows a little more. If you are looking for a sweet young Boxer then you have found your little girl!

If you would like to adopt this week’s dog…please click here to fill out an electronic adoption form.


For more information on Guardian Angel Pet Rescue, please visit their website by clicking here
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We couldn’t do Wet Nose Wednesday without the generous support of our sponsor, Dixie Memorial Pet Cemetery.

Dirt Alert: Wednesday, 9/17/14

Did Joan Rivers’ Doctor Take a Selfie While She Was Under Anesthesia? 

We’ve already heard that JOAN RIVERS’ doctor may have performed an unauthorized biopsy . . . one that ultimately killed her.  But here’s something we DIDN’T know.

According to CNN, before he did the operation, he TOOK A SELFIE with her while she was under the gas.

Dr. Lawrence Cohen performed the endoscopy.  But when he was done, an ear, nose and throat doctor Joan had brought with her decided that he wanted to do a biopsy.

Not only was Joan’s doctor not licensed to perform a biopsy at the clinic, but Joan never signed a consent form to have one in the first place.

The fallout continues.

 

Rihanna Wasn’t Happy That CBS Dropped Her Song from “Thursday Night Football”

RIHANNA is NOT happy with CBS for dropping her song from “Thursday Night Football” . . . apparently because she’s a high-profile victim of domestic abuse, and the NFL is in the middle of the RAY RICE scandal.

Rihanna didn’t say anything at the time, but when she heard that the producers wanted to bring it back tomorrow night, she FLIPPED OUT.

She Tweeted, quote, “CBS, you pulled my song last week.  Now you want to slide it back in this Thursday?  No.  Y’all are sad for penalizing me for this . . . the audacity.”

CBS claims that they’ve decided to go in a “different direction,” but Rihanna’s label, Roc Nation, issued a statement saying that they’re the ones who broke it off.

 

Quick note:  Despite the controversy surrounding the NFL right now, we are obsessed with it on TV.  “Sunday Night Football” was the most-watched show of the week.  The Bears-49ers game attracted 22.2 million viewers.  It was closely followed in the ratings by the Ravens-Steelers “Thursday Night Football” game, which had 20.8 million.

 

Move Over and Let the Big Dog Eat!

Wanna know what it’s like to live like a big-time record producer?

DIDDY just dropped $40 MILLION on a new mansion in the L.A. area.  It has eight bedrooms, 11 bathrooms and 17,000 square feet of living space . . . with a 35-seat theater, a gym and a wine room.  There’s also a 3,000 square foot guesthouse.

The grounds include a lagoon-style swimming pool with a grotto connected by an underwater swimming tunnel, which sounds pretty sweet.

Freak Files: Wednesday, 9/17/14

Three Women Find the Same Guy Is Dating All of Them . . . So They Team Up to Surprise Him at the Airport

This is straight out of a movie.  Literally.

20-year-old Charlie Fisher of Hertfordshire, England has been dating THREE different women without them knowing about each other.

One of them saw a text on Charlie’s phone from another woman.  When she wrote back to the woman asking who she was . . . she said she was Charlie’s GIRLFRIEND.

They started talking on Twitter, and tracked down a THIRD woman he was dating.

Charlie was on vacation in Germany the entire time, and the women decided that would be a great time to get revenge.  So when he got through customs and walked out of the airport, all THREE of his girlfriends were there waiting for him.

Apparently he was shocked, so he ran to the parking lot where his grandma was waiting to pick him up.

 

Frisbee-9W2A Wanted Fugitive Is Arrested When Cops Spot Him Playing in an Ultimate Frisbee Tournament

This is just about the most “Oregon” way you could possibly get arrested.

31-year-old Jahson Marryshow of Eugene, Oregon robbed a bank in 2010 . . . then stole a car to get away from the cops trying to arrest him.  He’s been a wanted fugitive ever since.

And he was finally caught on Sunday when the cops found him doing what people in Oregon do . . . he was playing in an ULTIMATE FRISBEE tournament.

And when they spotted him at the Ultimate Frisbee tournament, they figured it was a great time to arrest him since he probably wasn’t armed.

He’s in jail now.

 

I’m In The Phone Lane!

Roads in one Chinese city now have a lane for pedestrians who aren’t watching where they’re walking.

One of the main areas of Chongqing city now has a lane for cars, a bicycle lane, and a walking lane especially for people who can’t take their eyes off their smartphones.

The special lane was reportedly added for safety reasons to combat the growing problem of ‘distracted walking’ caused by people fixated on their mobile devices.

Dirt Alert: Tuesday, 9/16/14

Is Michelle Obama Gearing Up For The Single Life?

The gossip mongers over at the National Enquirer claim that First Lady MICHELLE OBAMA is gearing up for life as a single woman!

Apparently Mrs. BARACK OBAMA is planning to drop 50-grand on some cool clothes and another 50 on cosmetic work.

Word is she’s vowing to drive men positively “crazy” as a “crushing payback” for her hubby’s womanizing ways.

 

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are Trying to Have Another Kid 

You have been warned:  KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST are trying to reproduce again.

In an Australian TV interview, she said, quote, “We’re trying . . . I guess it’s, like, all in God’s hands.”

She added that being a parent has changed her a lot . . . quote, “Just everything has been put into perspective and nothing really matters more than spending time with your family and only doing the things that are really important to you.”

 

Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks Together Again!

Are you nursing a broken heart?  Need a shoulder to cry on?  Fear not –TOM HANKS is here to save the day!

Sources tell the National Enquirer that MEG RYAN has been leaning on Hanks for support since she called it quits with JOHN MELLENCAMP and Tom is “just the tonic she needs” to get over Mellencamp.

Apparently poor Meg is “shattered” since the split and they parted ways due to simple geography –she loves the Big Apple while he’s a down-home boy from Indiana.

Freak Files: Tuesday, 9/16/14

A Leopard Is Terrorizing People Who Stumble Home Drunk in Northeast India

Here’s a travel advisory in case you have a trip scheduled to northeast India this week.  You probably don’t and that’s good!

Apparently, there’s a LEOPARD on the prowl and terrorizing people there.  The leopard has already attacked THIRTEEN people as they were walking home from bars and restaurants.

Forest rangers say it’s clear he’s got a taste for humans and people who’ve had too much to drink and are stumbling are easier targets.

They believe he used to eat DOGS . . . but there are fewer wild dogs around now, so the leopard has transitioned to humans.

They’ve gone out hunting for him three times but haven’t been able to catch him.

 

too smartA Drug Dealer Tells a Customer He’s “Too Smart” to Get Caught . . . and the Customer Is an Undercover Cop

There’s nothing as perfect as a Stupid Criminal who THINKS he’s a genius criminal . . . and that’s EXACTLY what we’ve got here.

45-year-old Adalberto Ramiro-diaz of Port St. Lucie, Florida has been running a pretty massive drug dealing operation out of his house.

At one point recently, a customer was over at his house looking at his massive stash of drugs and guns, and asked him how he’d never been caught.  And Adalberto told him he was TOO SMART to get caught.

But the customer he told that to was . . . an undercover cop.

Stupid Criminals!!!!

The cops arrested him last week on a ton of drug and weapons charges.  They also found a fake FBI badge in his house during their search.

 

A Vet Performed a Life-Saving Operation on a Goldfish

We do a LOT for our pets.  But do FISH count?

Last week, a couple in Melbourne, Australia noticed their pet goldfish George was having trouble breathing.

Now, George is ten years old.  So you’d THINK their first instinct would be to make sure the TOILET was working properly . . . because that’s probably where most people would send him.

Instead, they took him to the VET.  He saw that George had a massive TUMOR on one of his gills.  And I mean it was about the size of a grape.  For a three-ounce goldfish, that’s pretty big.

And he told George’s owners that it would be risky . . . but for $200, he could try to perform a potentially life-saving operation and REMOVE the tumor.  And they went for it.

We’re happy to report that the 45-minute surgery was a complete success.

George is now back home in his tank recovering.

Check out photos from the operation by clicking here. 

Freak Files: Monday, 9/15/14

A Cat Jumped From the 17th Floor and Survived

On Sunday, Joel Isfeld of Vancouver noticed his eight-month-old cat, Cleo, had gotten out onto his balcony.  Before he could grab her, Cleo JUMPED.  Unfortunately, Joel lives on the 17TH FLOOR of his apartment building.  Obviously Joel assumed the worst, but when he ran downstairs he couldn’t find her body.

Then around 10:00 P.M. the next night, Joel got a call from the security guard, who told him someone had found Cleo . . . ALIVE.  She was hiding in a courtyard on the ninth floor, which is weird, because the courtyard isn’t even below Joel’s apartment.

Meaning Cleo fell at least EIGHT STORIES, and survived.  Or she fell farther than that, and somehow climbed back up, then made it to the courtyard.  Whatever happened, the only injury she had was a scratch on her face.

Click here to see a picture of Cleo and Joel.

 

Woman Surprised To Find A Dead Body In Her Trunk

A California woman says she has no idea how a dead body wound up in the trunk of her Lexus.

The Riverside woman says she’d thought the car smelled funny as she left work, but she stopped at Wal-Mart thinking nothing of it.

When she opened the trunk to put her shopping bags inside, she made the gruesome discovery.

“She was freaking out,” one witness says. “They had to put her in a squad car and take her home.”

Witnesses say the woman recognized the man as a neighbor. Police initially considered the woman a person of interest and questioned her, but now say she isn’t a suspect.

 

This fire truck brought to you by …

They may not be able to change their tires in less than 20 seconds, but Stockertown, Pensylvania’s fire department is looking for something decidedly race car-like: sponsorship.

The tiny borough of 650 residents bought a fire truck but hasn’t been able to scrape enough money to pay for it.

So the fire chief and the City Council president dreamed up the idea of selling advertising space on the fire truck. So far, no one has signed on.

Dirt Alert: Monday, 9/15/14

Paris Hilton Apparently Shelled Out $13,000 for a Dog That Could Fit in the Palm of Her Hand   

PARIS HILTON just “ordered” a tiny, white Pomeranian puppy named Mr. Amazing.  The puppy is four-and-a-half months old and stands just over an inch tall.

He appears to be the length of a pair of sunglasses . . . and is only expected to weigh TWO POUNDS at the most when he’s fully-grown.

It’s unclear how much Paris paid, but the business that sells these dogs says it’s worth $13,000.

Sadly, the name Mr. Amazing might not stick.  Paris posted some photos of the puppy on Instagram, and asked her followers what she should name him.

Click here to see a picture and click here for a video.

 

The Head of The Clinic in Joan Rivers’ Case Has Been Fired

The medical director of the facility where Joan Rivers went into cardiac arrest during a routine procedure has been fired!

A spokeswoman for Yorkville Endoscopy did not elaborate on the circumstances of his departure, however, TMZ reports that the board fired him in the wake of Rivers’ death.

The Daily News reports that Dr. Lawrence Cohen performed a routine endoscopy on Rivers, but then let Rivers’ ear-nose-and-throat specialist step in and perform an unplanned biopsy.

It was during that biopsy that Rivers stopped breathing.  The state health department has said it’s investigating “the whole matter.”

 

Thanks to Kanye West, Two People in Wheelchairs at His Concert Were Booed 

Thanks to KANYE WEST, two people in wheelchairs got BOOED during his show Friday night in Sydney, Australia.  It was actually a misunderstanding, but it was the kind only Kanye could cause.

You see, Kanye decided that he wasn’t going to continue the show until everyone in the arena STOOD UP.  And when he saw two people still not standing, he refused to go on.

Of course, those two people were in wheelchairs and COULDN’T stand up.  But Kanye had to make SURE they were disabled and not just refusing his demand.

The whole process took several very awkward minutes, during which the crowd started booing and chanting “Stand up!”  When Kanye was convinced the people really were handicapped, he went on with the show.

Water Damage Leaves Our 9-1-1 System Malfunctioning

If you try to call 9-1-1, you might not be able to get through.  The flooding we experienced last week has waterlogged equipment is causing problems with 911 systems throughout the Midsouth.

The problems began just after midnight Saturday and have continued through this morning.

Right now, officials are working on getting the problem fixed, but they are not sure exactly when it’s going to happen.

So…until the problem is fixed, officials say that you should keep the phone numbers for your local fire and police departments on hand.

 Memphis Fire Department: 458-3333

Memphis Police Department: 543-6333

Shelby County Fire: 386-1728

Shelby County Sheriff: 379-7620

Bartlett: 385-5555

Collierville: 853-3207

Germantown: 754-7222

Millington: 872-3333

Dirt Alert: Friday, 9/12/14

Is George Clooney Already Married?

Us Weekly reports that George Clooney may have already married AMAL ALAMUDDIN and the duo were planning a civil ceremony in London today.

Word is that Clooney’s mom and dad will be present for affair, but the big celebration will take place in Venice the weekend of September 27th.

Could baby speculation be the reason for Clooney rushing to the altar?  Pics in this weeks In Touch magazine show AMAL ALAMUDDIN looking like she has a bit of a baby bump!

 

Nick Cannon Has To Get Rid Of Mariah!

NICK CANNON’s “MARIAH” tattoo will take almost as long to get rid of as his wife!

According to In Touch magazine, Cannon already started the laser process to remove MARIAH CAREY’s name from his back but it will take about a year to totally remove it.

 

Barbra Streisand On Her First Talk Show in 50 Years!

The big TV news is that JIMMY FALLON will have BARBRA STREISAND as his only guest on the “Tonight Show” this coming Monday.

It’s her first U.S. late-night talk show guest appearance in more than 50 years, and she’ll be using it to plug her new album, “Partners,” which is out in stores the next day.

Another big TV splash is Tim Tebow!  Tim Tebow has been hired by Good Morning America where he’ll serve as a contributor and will help launch their new series “Motivate Me Monday”.

Tebow will do both studio and location shots and will make his premiere on Monday!

Freak Files: Friday, 9/12/14

A Woman’s Luggage Got Damaged, So the Airport Gave Her a Replacement Bag . . . Filled with Plastic Explosives

A woman landed at the airport in Sydney, Australia on Tuesday, and found out her luggage had been damaged.

So to help her get where she was going, the airport gave her an unclaimed suitcase as a replacement bag . . . filled with PLASTIC EXPLOSIVES.

A month earlier, airport police had used the suitcase to train bomb-sniffing dogs.  But the cop in charge forgot to take out the explosives.

The woman eventually found them, but not until she got to the city of Newcastle, about 95 miles north of Sydney.  At that point, she took the bag straight to her local police department, which had to be EVACUATED.

In the end, it turned out the plastic explosives weren’t actually armed.  So no one was in any real danger.

 

A Guy in Pokemon Gear Carrying a Stuffed Pokemon Doll Rushed the White House Lawn Yesterday

Of ALL the days to jump the White House fence and rush the lawn, September 11th HAS to be the worst one.

Some guy jumped the White House fence yesterday wearing a bright yellow “Pokemon” hat . . . and carrying a stuffed “Pokemon” doll.

The Secret Service took the guy down almost immediately.  There’s no word what charges he may be facing or what his goal was.

PRESIDENT OBAMA wasn’t in the White House at the time, he was at a 9/11 memorial.

 

A Woman Pulls a Gun on a Gardener Because His Leaf Blower Was Making Too Much Noise

I know Florida’s REALLY loose on its gun laws, but I’m still pretty sure it’s not legal to stand your ground against yard work.

A 26-year-old woman in Florida heard a gardener outside her apartment on Monday using a leaf blower, and FLIPPED OUT . . . she grabbed her gun, stormed outside, and pointed it at him and told him he was making too much noise.

The gardener took off running, hid behind his truck, and called the cops.  The woman was arrested for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.