Morons on Parade:
A video is going viral featuring a guy falling off a treadmill because he was distracted by a cute girl.
The unidentified jogger can be seen losing his concentration as the woman walks behind his treadmill. Then, his feet are swept out from under him and he lands on the floor face down –while the lady watches.
The funniest part is him trying to play it off at the end by pretending like he’s on the floor doing pushups. Click here for the video.
Police say a 51-year-old man in a Santa suit was caught climbing to the top of Glasgow’s iconic statue of the DUKE OF WELLINGTON.
The statue is a life-sized likeness of the Duke on a horse. Santa allegedly sat on the horse, right behind the Duke, and waved to passersby.
Firefighters eventually showed up with a ladder and forced him down. A police spokeswoman was sure to tell the media that the man was not the real Santa.
A Drunk Driving Suspect Tries to Say the Alphabet, and Says “A-B-C-D . . . I’m Gonna Kill All Ya’ll”
If you’re going to botch a sobriety test, might as well go down BIG, I guess?
A 30-year-old guy named Kong Vue from La Crosse, Wisconsin was driving under the influence on Sunday, and crashed his car into a street lamp.
When the cops got there, they gave him one of the easiest field sobriety tests there is: They had him recite the alphabet.
And he said, quote, “A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-G-K-I’m gonna kill all ya’ll.”
The cops decided that was a FAILURE on the test, and he was arrested.
He blew a .188 on the breathalyzer, which is more than twice the legal limit. This is his 4th DUI!