Wet Nose Wednesday: Carson

Every Wednesday at 8:40, Guardian Angel Pet Rescue joins the Mike and Mandy show to showcase a special animal that needs a good home.

This week’s featured pet is Carson.


Carson is a black and brown Miniature Pincher mix with medium length hair. He is approximately 18 months old and weighs about 11 lbs. Carson was found by Good Samaritan. He is an absolute love bug and loves everyone. Carson is playful and cuddly and is great with other dogs. He is heartworm negative, neutered, current on vaccinations, and micro chipped. Carson can’t wait to find a home hopefully before the holidays to call his own!

If you would like to adopt this week’s dog…please click here to fill out an electronic adoption form.

For more information on Guardian Angel Pet Rescue, please visit their website by clicking here

We couldn’t do Wet Nose Wednesday without the generous support of our sponsor, Dixie Memorial Pet Cemetery.

Freak Files: Wednesday, 11/26/14

The Irish Are Crazy For Elsa!

This year’s must-have Christmas gift is a toy ELSA doll from Disney’s Frozen. And, it’s already causing holiday havoc in Ireland.

Police were called to Smyths toy shop near Dublin when a fight broke out over the last remaining 18-inch Snow Glow Elsa doll.

Witnesses say at least two mothers went toe-to-toe, swinging roundhouse punches at one another, scratching and pulling each other’s hair.  One parent required medical treatment after the violence erupted.

Most toy stores have completely sold out of the item, which retails for $35 dollars.


A Guy Tried to Rob a 7-Eleven . . . But Walks Out When He Sees How Little Money Is in the Register

You know those signs that businesses put up to try to deter robbers that say things like, “Safe contains less than $50″?  Maybe those really ARE a good deterrent.

A guy walked into a 7-Eleven in Newport News, Virginia around 12:30 A.M. on Monday, pulled out a GUN, and demanded cash from the clerk.  The clerk opened up the register to give the guy the money.

But when the guy got a look at just how little cash was in the register, he CURSED . . . and stormed out empty handed.

There’s no word on just how little money was in the register, but clearly it wasn’t worth the trouble of actually following through on the robbery.

Police are trying to find him.


Coke Milk is Coming!!!

How about a Nice Cold Glass of Coke MILK!??

Coca-Cola is launching a new kind of “milk drink” nationwide called Fairlife.

It will sell for twice the price of regular milk, but boasts 50% more natural protein and calcium.

Coke says that Fairlife was created to meet consumer demand for “better, wholesome nutrition.”  No word on how it TASTES….but we smell another disaster…like “New Coke.”

Dirt Alert: Wednesday, 11/26/14

Angelina Jolie is Smoking . . . Despite Her Cancer Scare 

A few days ago, pictures emerged of ANGELINE JOLIE and BRAD PITT looking like they were fighting on a hotel balcony in Australia.

Well, “In Touch Weekly” has those pictures on its cover, along with one where Angelina is SMOKING.

It’s not clear if they were fighting BECAUSE she was smoking, or if she was smoking to de-stress from the fight.

But last year, Angelina had a double-mastectomy after learning she had the so-called “breast cancer gene” . . . so smoking might not be the best thing for her.

(Check out the “In Touch” cover here.)


Maria Shriver Has Come Around To Her Son Dating Miley Cyrus

Maria Shriver has reportedly come around to the idea of her son, Patrick Schwarzenegger, dating Miley Cyrus.

Radar Online is reporting that her 21-year-old, Patrick, has managed to change his mother’s mind about Miley by revealing that she isn’t the same girl that the press paints her to be.

Meanwhile, Patrick and Miley were recently photographed enjoying  a lot of body contact at her 22nd birthday party.


Bill Cosby Fell From #3 to #2,615 on the List of the Most Trusted Celebrities 

Last year, BILL COSBY was the THIRD most trusted celebrity and in the same company as BETTY WHITE, TOM HANKS and BRIAN WILLIAMS.

Today, he’s #2,615.

Cosby made a similar drop on the list of celebrities people think would make good product spokespeople.  He WAS fifth on that list . . . now he’s at #2,746.

On the plus side, people are still buying Jell-O, despite his close association with it.

Freak Files: Tuesday, 11/25/14

Joey Chestnut Is Now The Turkey Eating Champ!

Competitive eating superstar Joey Chestnut devoured 9.35 pounds of turkey off the bone in 10 minutes to win a Thanksgiving-themed eating contest.

The Foxwoods World Turkey-Eating Championship, involved 10 professional competitive eaters each taking on a 20-pound turkey to see how much they could consume in 10 minutes.

Joey came in first by finishing 9.35 pounds of turkey meat in 10 minutes!  He won $5,000!


A Cesspool Explosion Knocks Down a Building In China!!! 

A guy was burning some trash near a cesspool in central China this weekend.  His fire sparked the methane gas that came off the cesspool.

It EXPLODED!  It was so powerful that it knocked down an entire building . . . and injured 15 people in the process.

Three of those people had to go to the hospital.  There’s no word if the guy who sparked the poop explosion is facing any potential charges.


A Stray Dog Followed a Team During a 430-Mile Race . . . So They Adopted It

There’s something called the Adventure Racing World Series happened in Ecuador.  It’s basically a 430-mile race through the Amazon rainforest, and it does NOT sound easy.

One team was a group of four people from Sweden.  And in the middle of the race, a stray DOG started following them.  Apparently this dog had been a stray for a while, and had a nasty cut on its back.

So at some point, one of them gave him a meatball.  And after that . . . they couldn’t get rid of him.  The last two legs of the race included a part where they had to wade through knee-deep mud, and he followed them right through it.

Then they had to kayak 36 miles around the coast.  They tried to sneak away at night so he wouldn’t see them, but he just jumped in the water and started swimming next to their boat.  So they grabbed him and put him in the kayak.

Eventually, they decided to ADOPT him . . . named him Arthur . . . and are currently in the process of bringing him back to Sweden.  Click here to see some pictures!

Dirt Alert: Tuesday, 11/25/14

Are Jennifer Lawrence and Liam Hemsworth Finally Going to Be More Than “Just Friends”?

JENNIFER LAWRENCE and her “Hunger Games” co-star LIAM HEMSWORTH are reportedly taking their friendship to the next level.

A “source” says, quote, “They’ve always had insane chemistry, but they’ve never been single at the same time before.”

Now that Jennifer’s brief relationship with CHRIS MARTIN is over, and Liam’s been single since splitting with MILEY CYRUS last year, there’s nothing in their way.


The Least Influential People of 2014 Include . . . Bono, President Obama, Donald Sterling, and Johnny Depp 

BONO and U2 top “GQ” magazine’s annual list of the “Least Influential People of 2014.”

And yeah, it was because of that unpopular stunt with Apple, where they dumped their new album into your iTunes, whether you wanted it or not.

Here are some of the highlights:  1.  Bono and U2, 2.  President Obama, 3.  Racist former L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling, 6.  NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, who botched the Ray Rice situation, in addition to numerous other domestic abuse cases.  8.  Dwyane Wade, whose declining skills played a role in LeBron James’ decision to leave the Miami Heat.  9.  CNN, which spent most of the year obsessively looking for that missing Malaysian Airlines flight.


Celebrity Smokers You Might Not Have Expected 

Some celebrities are good at hiding their nicotine habits.  The website ForeverCeleb.com put together a list of celebrity smokers who might surprise you.

It include Jennifer Lopez (I can’t picture her smoking!), Sarah Jessica Parker, Katy Perry is a smoker!  Kate Hudson, Elijah Wood.  Adele smokes!  Jessica Alba, Mila Kunis, Hayden Panettiere, Keira Knightley and Kate Bosworth are all smokers!!!

Dirt Alert: Monday, 11/24/14

Five More Women Have Come Forward to Accuse Bill Cosby 

Even MORE women have come forward to accuse BILL COSBY of either rape, or at the very least inappropriate sexual behavior.

Since 2005, the number of women who’ve come forward publicly is up to 17.

Despite the growing number of accusers, Cosby received two standing ovations at his performance in Florida on Friday.

Cosby has continued to take the stage, performing in the Bahamas and in Florida, although several of his upcoming tour dates have been canceled amid the controversy.


Don’t Wear Jeans If You Want To Interview Prince William And Kate

The British Monarchy has laid-out a dress code for ALL reporters in advance of the Royal visit to New York City and Washington D.C. next month.

The memo reads:  “Journalists should comply with the dress code out of respect for the guests of The Queen, or any other member of the Royal Family.  Those wearing jeans or sneakers will not be admitted and casually dressed members of the media will be turned away.

Quote, “Smart attire for men includes the wearing of a jacket and tie, and for women a trouser or skirt suit.”


Apple Offers Beyoncé A Record Deal

Rumor has it that Apple wants to offer Beyoncé a record deal.

Since Beyoncé’s contract with Columbia Records is up this year, Apple is trying to woo her over to the label that they are currently building.

Now…if this were to happen, the company would want Beyoncé to hand over the digital rights to her music — making it available on the Beats streaming platform, which would shut out Spotify and any other competitors.

Freak Files: Monday, 11/24/14

A Window Washer Falls 11 Stories, Lands on a Moving Car . . . and Survives

A window washer in San Francisco fell 11 STORIES on Friday . . . that’s at least 110 feet.

And somehow he landed DIRECTLY on the roof of a MOVING car.

But the car crumpled, broke his fall . . . and somehow he SURVIVED.  Plus, because he landed on the back of the car, the driver didn’t have a scratch on him.

The window washer was taken to the hospital where he’s still in critical condition.

A physicist named Paul Doherty says the only reason the guy survived was because he landed perfectly on the moving car.  Quote, “You’d have to hit something that crumples under you.”

Click here to see some pics of the car


A Guy Commits a Robbery Wearing a Hat With His Name on It

We’ll never get sick of people getting busted for crimes because of their VANITY.

A 23-year-old guy named Haziq Shah from Edison, New Jersey broke into a MOSQUE last week, and stole several hundred dollars from its donation box.

And we know Haziq was the one who robbed the mosque because they had security cameras . . . and Haziq was wearing a black hat with “HAZIQ” embroidered on it in giant white letters.

The mosque turned the security footage over to the cops . . . and they’ve issued a warrant for Haziq’s arrest.

Stupid Criminals!!!

(Here’s a shot of Haziq in his hat on the security camera.)


Townspeople FORCE Officials To Get Rid Of An Ugly Christmas Tree!!!

An ugly Christmas tree is getting kicked to the curb early after residents of Reading, Pennsylvania complained that it was just TOO ugly!!

The frail 50-foot spruce was already dumping tons of pine needles and looked more like the tree in “A Charlie Brown Christmas” than a tree meant to stand in the Town Square.

So, residents complained in droves….saying it ruining their holiday spirit.

Now, the city council is raising money to buy and decorate a more impressive replacement tree.

Your date for Thanksgiving….


If you’re single and you’re a woman, you’re probably dreading a certain question on Thanksgiving:  “When are you going to meet someone nice?”  Here’s one way to teach your family NOT to ask that.

A guy in East Nashville, Tennessee posted an ad on Craigslist a few days ago offering to be your date for Thanksgiving . . . to FREAK OUT your family.  Here’s his ad . . .

“Want to skip that long, insulting conversation about how you’re still single?  About how your parents really want more grandchildren?  Well, look no further!

“I am a 28-year-old felon with no high school degree and a dirty old van one year younger than me painted like EDDIE VAN HALEN’S guitar.  I’m a line cook and work late nights at a bar.

“If you’d like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving . . . I’m game.  I can do these things, at your request:  Openly hit on other female guests . . . start discussions about politics and/or religion . . .

“Propose to you in front of everyone . . . pretend to be really drunk as the evening goes on . . . start an actual, physical fight with a family member, either inside or on the front lawn for all the neighbors to see.

“I require no pay but the free meal I will receive as a guest!”

Freak Files: Friday, 11/21/14

A Guy Burns Down His Own House For Attention!

On Wednesday, a 27-year-old in Rockville, Maryland burned down the house he was living in.  He did a pretty good job because it took two different fire stations had to fight the fire.

And with a fire this big, it attracted the attention of a couple of local TV stations.  That’s when the resident walked up to reporters and openly admitted that he started the fire.

He said he did it so the local news would expose how terrible the living conditions were inside, which obviously isn’t possible now, because the place burned to the ground.

Luckily, no one was hurt.


A Guy Tries to Rob a Store Using a Photo of a Gun

A 34-year-old man went into a grocery store in Cambridge, England last week . . . walked up to the staff . . . told them he was robbing the place . . . and threatened to kill them if they didn’t give him the money.

And then, he whipped out his gun.  Well . . . not exactly.

He actually whipped out a PICTURE of a gun.

The employees weren’t QUITE as intimidated by a picture of a gun as they would’ve been by a gun itself . . . although he could’ve probably given one or two of them NASTY paper cuts.  So they stalled the guy while they called the cops.

Police rushed to the store and arrested the guy for making threats to kill.

Stupid Criminals!!!


A Guy Pulled a Baby from a Submerged Car, Then Another Guy Did CPR and Saved Its Life

On Monday, a guy in Maine hit a patch of ice and flipped his SUV into a stream.  The stream was frozen and the SUV was upside down.

The driver and his two passengers were able to get out . . . but a three-month-old BABY was still trapped in the backseat.

That’s when a 44-year-old logger named Leo stopped to help.  He immediately dove in, used a pocket knife to cut the seatbelt, and pulled her out while she was still strapped into her car seat.

At that point she’d stopped breathing.  But a 32-year-old named Wade, who had also stopped to help, administered CPR and was able to revive the baby.

According to police, the baby is also doing fine.

Click here to see a picture of the submerged SUV here.

Dirt Alert: Friday, 11/21/14

Quick Update On Bill Cosby

Four women came out yesterday with new accusations against BILL COSBY.  In the meantime, DONALD TRUMP thinks Cosby is getting “very bad advice” from his PR team, and should be out there addressing all of this.


ABC Is Supposedly Freaked Out That Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea Will Show Too Much Booty While Performing “Booty” 

Rumor has it ABC is nervous that JENNIFER LOPEZ and IGGY AZALEA’S performance of “Booty” at the American Music Awards on Sunday will be too raunchy.

Supposedly, they’ve banned some of the dance movements, if you know what we mean?

The fact that ABC is worried about it being too raunchy is valid since the dance movements in the actual video are closer to Cinemax than ABC.

Iggy says it’ll be fine, but, quote, “We aren’t performing in turtleneck sweaters.”


Is Scarlett Johansson Married? 

SCARLETT JOHANSSON added some bling to her engagement finger.  She’s now wearing a simple gold band in addition to her engagement ring.

So naturally, people are wondering if she and fiancé Romain Dauriac secretly got married.  There’s no actual evidence they did, of course.  Scarlett and Romain have a 2-month-old daughter named Rose Dorothy.

(Check out the new ring here.)


Khloe Kardashian’s Dieting Secret Is . . . Spraying Windex on Her Food? 

The “National Enquirer” claims KHLOE KARDASHIAN has a brilliant new plan to lose weight.

She orders whatever she wants . . . takes a bite or two . . . and then sprays a “Windex-like cleaner” on the food so she won’t keep eating it.

The source adds, quote, “Khloe has no problems wasting food as long as it helps her maintain her figure.”

(This seems too idiotic to be true, but with the Kardashians you never know.)

Dirt Alert: Thursday, 11/20/14


Charles Manson Can’t Have Conjugal Visits   

When CHARLES MANSON gets married, he’ll be allowed to kiss his bride . . . and THAT’S ALL.

According to California prison officials, they’ll be allowed to hold hands during the ceremony, and kiss at the end.  Manson will not be allowed conjugal visits with his new wife, 26-year-old Afton Elaine Burton.

Manson and his bride can invite up to 10 people to the wedding, but no inmates.  Manson won’t be shackled, but he has to wear his prison duds.  The bride, who goes by “Star” can wear whatever she wants.

Catering will be provided by . . . the prison vending machines.


Bill Cosby Has Lost His NBC Series and a Netflix Special 

If BILL COSBY didn’t do what all those women say he did, then this is tragic . . . because his career is seriously unraveling.  Of course, if he did it, then he’s getting exactly what he deserves.

NBC has decided not to move forward with a new sitcom that Bill was going to star in.  And Netflix will no longer air a standup special that was scheduled to premiere next Friday.

And here’s one more kick in the pants:  TV Land is dumping reruns of “The Cosby Show”, effective immediately.


Bono Actually Suffered Some Serious Injuries in His Bike Accident 

When U2 announced that BONO was in a “cycling spill” last weekend, they were REALLY downplaying it because he suffered some severe injuries.

They include:  A facial fracture, a shoulder blade broken in three places, and a shattered left arm, where the bone TORE THROUGH HIS SKIN.

It’s still unclear how long he’ll need to recuperate.  “Rolling Stone” says a full recovery is expected, but he’ll require, quote, “intensive and progressive therapy.”

Freak Files: Thursday, 11/20/14

A 17-Year-Old Girl Saves a Baby’s Life Using CPR She Just Learned in Health Class

An 11-month-old baby stopped breathing inside the Walmart on Wednesday night, and the baby’s mother was desperately trying to revive her. But it wasn’t working, and paramedics were still on the way.

Luckily 17-year-old Abby Snodgrass was at the Walmart too . . . and she’d JUST learned CPR techniques in health class. So she sprang into action.

She started giving the baby CPR, and got the baby breathing again. The paramedics said that without Abby, the baby might have died.

Abby says, quote, “The one thought that crossed my mind was, ‘What if this doesn’t work?’ And I just had to push it out of my mind and keep going because I knew that’s what I had to do.”

The baby is recovering and doing fine!!!


Screen Shot 2014-11-20 at 7.41.57 AMDrunken Trips to Taco Bell

Gabriel Harris of New Smyrna Beach, Florida is a 33-year-old with blue hair, who had too much to drink and rode his BIKE through a Taco Bell drive thru around 3:00 A.M. on Sunday.

Remember, most fast-food restaurants have a policy where you must be in a car to be served at the drive thru.  So when Taco Bell wouldn’t serve Gabriel, he refused to leave.

So they called the cops, and Gabriel got into a FIGHT with them.

Stupid Criminals!!!

His mug shot after the arrest is fantastic . . . he’s pouting, his forehead is bleeding, and his blue hair is glistening.


Officer Pulled Over School Bus To Give Son Lunch

A county sheriff is being investigated for pulling over a school bus…..to deliver lunch to his son.

Lieutenant Brian Kelly used his emergency lights to conduct a traffic stop while the bus was headed to a school in Johnsburg, Illinois.

The bus driver filed a police report for gross misconduct.  The officer has publicly apologized for his behavior, but there’s no word if there are any punishments pending.

Just so you know, the kids made it to school on time, and the officer’s kid had his lunch.