CAN A STREET NAME ACTUALLY STUNT A MAN’S GROWTH?
The parents of an under-sized child in China say they’ve figured out why he isn’t growing very tall.
–You see, four-year-old LIU CHENGRUI stands only two feet tall and weighs just 11-pounds. And, his parents claim the problem is the street he was born on. The boy’s father, LU, says the family has spent their entire life-savings on medical treatments.
–He says, “We have tried everything and nothing works. I’m now convinced that my son will end up as a dwarf unless we get the name of the street changed.” In case you’re wondering, Liu was born on Dwarf Street!
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GREASY GIVEAWAY FOR OUR STUPID CRIMINALS!
At McDonald’s – the grease will get ya every time!
–A woman in South Carolina was arrested Sunday after shoving a burger down her pants in an attempt to get a free one from the fast food joint. The woman, identified as Lori Turner, ordered two burgers, but hid one of them and claimed she had been shorted.
–Employees called the cops when she became belligerent. When a deputy arrived, Turner tried to deny she had the burger down her pants – but a grease stain was clearly visible.
–She was arrested for disorderly conduct. That’s one stain on her record that’s not going away anytime soon!
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DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU’RE BLACK OR WHITE!
In this FREAKY, Freak File, two black parents in England gave birth to a blonde-haired, blue-eyed white baby!
–Dad Ben, 44, and mom Angela, 35, call their child a “miracle.”
–Ben, meanwhile, has no doubts that he is the real father. ”My wife is true to me. Even if she hadn’t been, the baby still wouldn’t look like that,” he said.
–Genetic experts could offer little explanation of the baby girl’s coloring, though. She’s not albino and neither Ben nor Angela have mixed race in their history.
–An unknown mutation is the most likely scenario. It may be a matter of black and white, but there are still a lot of grey areas!
(–Get a paternity test. Call Jerry Springer if you can’t afford one.)