Elton John’s Former Bodyguard is Suing Him for Sexual Harassment
A former bodyguard for ELTON JOHN is suing him for sexual harassment and battery.
His name is Jeffrey Wenninger and he has expressed a number of incidences, all very graphic, I might add, about how Elton made sexual advances on him which have led to this law suit.
(–We have a picture of Wenninger and Elton here.)
1.2-Million People At A Rock Concert???
The final attendance tally for THE ROLLING STONES free concert in Havana, Cuba on Friday is 1.2-million people.
The band’s official website says 700-thousand fans were on the field and in the stands of the Ciudad Deportiva de la Habana soccer stadium, with another 500-thousand folks enjoying the music outside the venue.
More Proof That The “Bieb” Is A Tool
JUSTIN BIEBER fans who paid $2,000-dollars for a VIP package in Las Vegas over the weekend that included a meet-and-greet were very disappointed.
The “Bieb” announced last week that he didn’t want to see fans backstage anymore because it (quote), “drains him” emotionally. So fans had to settle for a photo with a cardboard cutout of him!
The only way to get a full refund for the $2,000-dollar VIP package was to give back the concert tickets too.
Celebrating Gary Shandling
A few dozen of GARRY SHANDLING’s nearest and dearest gathered at his home last weekend to engage in one of his favorite passions –basketball!
Apparently, Shandling was a huge fan of the game, so SARAH SILVERMAN, RYAN PHILLIPPE, BILL MAHER, KEVIN NEALON, JESSE BRADFORD and other pals had a pick-up game at his home, then hit up Craig’s restaurant in Los Angeles to celebrate their friend.
Garry passed away suddenly at the age of 66 last week and a cause of death has not been determined, but his rep claims it’s probably due to a massive heart attack.
FREAK FILES—FREAK FILES—FREAK FILES
From The Boughs of Human Excess!
Just in case you didn’t get your fill of Easter candy over the weekend, here’s a video for you.
The viral clip shows competitive eater MATT STONIE downing 200 marshmallow peeps in around 14-minutes. Stonie –known on YouTube as MEGATOAD— doubled his previous record and swallowed 56-hundred calories in the process.
That’s nearly 14-hundred grams of sugar in one setting. About halfway through the challenge, Stonie comments, “My tongue is so saturated with sugar!”
His previous eating stunts include wolfing a five-pound burrito, downing 182 strips of bacon, and gulping down seven McDonald’s Shamrock Shakes in a row.
Cops Posted a Fake Warning About Ebola-Tainted Meth, and Caught Someone When They Brought Their Drugs in for Testing
Police in Granite Shoals, Texas posted a fake warning on Facebook last Tuesday, which said batches of meth that were being sold in the area had tested positive for EBOLA.
We’re assuming this isn’t possible. Don’t you have to come into contact someone who has Ebola to catch it? But the cops suggested that anyone who recently bought some drugs should bring it to the station, so they could scan it for the virus.
Somehow that actually WORKED. A 29-year-old woman named Chasity Hopson showed up on Thursday with a bag of meth she wanted them to test.
She’s facing charges for possession of a controlled substance.
Follow The Poop!
Your dog’s DNA is going to be on file if you live in a posh Chicago high-rise.
The management at the Luxe apartments are ticked at residents who don’t pick up their dogs poop. They want to start comparing the DNA to match the dog so the offending canine and owner can be fined.
Residents face up to $250 dollar fines for each offending offense.
A fire station in Utah went up in flames Monday night. All nine firefighters who were sleeping inside had to run outside and fight the fire in their UNDERWEAR.
A guy in Florida was caught on camera slashing his ex-girlfriend’s tires last week, and covered his face so she couldn’t I.D. him. But she did anyway . . . because he recently had hip surgery, and she recognized his limp.
Two guys in Arizona started tossing bricks of marijuana out their windows during a high-speed chase with cops last week. And five cars that weren’t involved pulled over to pick them up, then took off.
A guy in Florida ran from the cops on Sunday, and actually managed to lose them by hiding under a trailer. But they eventually found him . . . after he fell asleep and started SNORING.
On Saturday, a guy in Florida set off a firecracker inside a Walmart to distract security, so he could steal stuff. But it didn’t work . . . the explosion started a small fire, and they’re charging him with arson on top of theft.
A 57-year-old in Nebraska was arrested for DUI on Monday night . . . after police saw him driving with four flat tires and a deployed airbag.
A breakfast place at a mall in Australia can’t serve BACON anymore, because the smell kept wafting into a bridal shop next door . . . and made all the wedding dresses smell like bacon.
Last week, a guy in Arizona was pulled over for speeding, but he claimed to be a doctor on his way to a nearby hospital. The only problem was, the town he said he was headed to doesn’t HAVE a hospital. He was arrested!!
The government in Thailand is going to start paying police officers NOT to accept bribes. In other words, they’re bribing them.
A 50-year-old woman in Ireland was busted last week for dealing cocaine at a BINGO HALL.
A 16-year-old in Colorado booked a hotel room with a stolen credit card. When the cops came to arrest him, he got away by tying bed sheets together and repelling four floors down the side of the building.
A woman in Massachusetts crashed her car into a building on Tuesday, and immediately got treated at the scene . . . because the building she crashed into happened to be a HOSPITAL.
A guy in Gainesville, Florida was arrested on Sunday for stealing beer from a CVS. And he tried to get out of it by claiming he didn’t technically leave the store with it . . . he just took it to the bathroom and CHUGGED it.
Trying to unload real estate in Detroit is still so impossible that someone posted a listing on the website Zillow.com . . . offering to trade their three-bedroom HOUSE for an iPhone 6.
A guy in Florida yelled “you missed me” during a shootout with police on Sunday. And their next round of shots KILLED him.