Dirt Alert: Wednesday, 1/13/16

Sean Penn’s Haiti Charity Paid $126,000 to Fly Him First Class

SEAN PENN travels a lot in the name of his Haitian Relief Organization charity.

And being Sean Penn, he’s not going to fly anything less than FIRST CLASS, right? So where does that money come from?

According to the HRO’s 2013 tax return, the charity itself paid $126,000 for travel in a single year, including Sean’s first-class flights. The charity says it flew Sean first class because of, quote, “his celebrity status and for consideration of his safety.”

According to tax returns from the last several years, Sean works 10 hours a week as the CEO of his charity, and is NOT paid.

 

The Rams Are Returning to L.A., and the Chargers Could Join Them

Yesterday, Los Angeles had zero NFL teams, and today, they have one, and maybe TWO.

The NFL owners voted 30-2 to allow the St. Louis Rams to move back to L.A. next season. Not only that, but the San Diego Chargers have the option to join them.

The Chargers haven’t decided what they’re doing yet, but if they pass on the move to L.A., then the Oakland Raiders would be invited to take their place. The city is building a $2 billion stadium complex for the teams to share, but it isn’t going to be ready until 2019.

So in the meantime, the Rams and maybe the Chargers will be at a temporary facility . . . probably the Los Angeles Coliseum, where USC plays.

 

David Bowie Had Liver Cancer

DAVID BOWIE’s people haven’t said what kind of cancer he had.

However, a close friend of his says it was LIVER cancer. Belgian theater director Ivo van Hove worked with Bowie on his stage musical “Lazarus”. He found out about it in November of 2014, when it was still in its early stages, but even then, it was very serious.

Still, Bowie continued writing, even on his DEATH BED. Van Hove says, quote, “I saw a man fighting. He fought like a lion and kept working like a lion through it all. I had incredible respect for that.”

It should also be known that DAVID BOWIE was a great provider. He left them about $197 MILLION.

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Freak Files: Wednesday, 1/13/16

A Fugitive Sends the Police a Selfie Because He Hates His Mugshot

45-year-old Donald Pugh of Lima, Ohio has a warrant out for failure to appear in court, and he’s a suspect in an arson case.

The cops wanted help tracking him down, so they put his mugshot on Facebook last week. Well, Donald saw it, and he HATED it. So he sent the cops a SELFIE, and told them, quote, “Here is a better photo, that one is terrible.”

A police spokesman said, quote, “He’s drawing more attention to himself, which is going to make it easier for us to locate him, because the more attention this [Facebook] post garners, the more tips are going to come in.”

For now though, Donald’s plan HASN’T backfired, because the cops are still trying to track him down.

Click here to see his mugshot and the selfie he sent in.

 

Stupid Criminals!!!

I really feel like these guys weren’t putting their hearts into this robbery.

35-year-old Juan Bixby and 27-year-old Julian Lopez pulled up next to a guy who was fixing his bike in Loxahatchee, Florida last week, pulled a GUN, and demanded his money.

So he told them he didn’t have any money, but if they came back tomorrow, he’d give some to them. Well the two crooks actually TOOK the deal, and drove off.

The guy immediately called 911 and gave a description of their car. Cops pulled them over less than 15 minutes later, and arrested them for attempted robbery with a weapon.

Stupid Criminals!!! Here are their mugshots:

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A Woman Attacks Her Fiancé Because He Once Gave the Same Ring to an Ex

A guy named Bengt Nyquist in Vero Beach, Florida recently proposed to his 43-year-old girlfriend Inga.

And Inga was going through some of Bengt’s old photos on Friday when she saw one of him and his ex-girlfriend. And she noticed the woman was wearing the same engagement ring SHE was wearing.

Yeah, it turns out Bengt took back the ring after things ended with his ex, and REGIFTED it to Inga when they got engaged.

As you might of guessed, she flipped out. She grabbed a metal piece of their bed, threw it at his face, and chased him around their place trying to punch him.

She was arrested for misdemeanor battery. There’s no word if their engagement is still on or if Bengt is going to get to give that ring to lucky woman number three.

Click here to see Inga’s picture.

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Dirt Alert: Tuesday, 1/12/15

A Golden Globes ‘Afterglow’ Moment

KATY PERRY and ORLANDO BLOOM were dancing and flirting at a “Golden Globes” after-party. They reportedly left together, too.

 

Thanks to Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon Is Probably Done with Marriage

NICK CANNON was married to MARIAH CAREY for over six years.

He’s single now . . . and even though he’s only 35 years old, he, quote, “highly doubts” that he’ll ever get married again.

He says, quote, “I feel like marriage isn’t for everyone. A friend of mine put it the funniest way. He said, ‘If you heard that there was a 50/50 chance of living or dying when you jump out of a plane, you probably wouldn’t go skydiving.’ There’s like a 50/50 chance of a marriage working. If it didn’t work out for you the first time, and you still survived it, you probably shouldn’t do it again.”

 

Charlie Sheen Quit Drinking After He Announced He Had HIV

CHARLIE SHEEN was on “Dr. Oz” yesterday, and said he’s completely SOBER. He quit drinking the day he revealed that he’s HIV-positive.

He said he’s tried to stop drinking “about 2,000″ times over the years, but this time it wasn’t hard at all. Quote, “It was like turning off a switch. It was such a relief.”

He added that he’s not worried about relapsing. Quote, “There was a stretch where I didn’t drink for 11 years. So I know that I have that in me.”

Right now, Charlie’s busy getting ready for the work ahead of him, which includes helping find a cure for HIV. He said he wants his younger kids to be able to see that he did GOOD when they’re old enough to Google him.

 

Lindsay Lohan Spat in Someone’s Face, and Made Racist Comments to a Bartender

We have some serious “Lohan Lunacy” this morning!

A New York bartender claims LINDSAY LOHAN and her sister ALI were asked to leave his bar on Friday night after they came in, didn’t order a drink, and spent 20 minutes in the bathroom, while refusing to come out.

Lindsay got heated, and made a series of racist remarks to the bartender. When another customer tried to cool her down, she SPAT IN HIS FACE. She eventually left, but then pounded on the window, and pressed her face against the glass.

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Dirt Alert: Monday, 1/11/16

David Bowie Has Died

This was completely unexpected.

DAVID BOWIE died yesterday at the age of 69. He’d had cancer for a while, but kept it pretty much a secret. They didn’t say what kind. The official statement said. “David Bowie died peacefully today surrounded by his family after a courageous 18 month battle with cancer.”

His real name was David Jones, but he changed it so he wouldn’t be confused with DAVY JONES of THE MONKEES. He married the model IMAN in 1992, and they were still together. They had a daughter, and Bowie had a son from a previous marriage.

 

Steve Harvey Will Have Miss Colombia on His Show Next Week

STEVE HARVEY says he’ll have Miss Colombia, Ariadna Gutierrez, on his show next week.

That is, unless he announced the wrong name, and actually meant that he’ll be interviewing Miss Philippines.

This will be the first time they’ve come face-to-face publicly since last month’s Miss Universe debacle. No exact airdate has been announced. Ariadna recently conducted a poll on Twitter asking if she should do Steve’s show, and 72% said YES.

 

Ricky Gervais Got A Lot of People Upset At the Golden Globes

Ricky Gervais upset the Internet with some CAITLYN JENNER jokes during his monologue at last night’s Golden Globes ceremony.

He said, quote, “I’ve changed, not as much as Bruce Jenner, obviously.” He also said Caitlyn’s done a lot to break down stereotypes, but, quote, “She didn’t do a lot for women drivers.”

(Here’s video.)

Ricky was responsible for another awkward moment when he introduced MATT DAMON as, quote, “the only person who Ben Affleck hasn’t been unfaithful to.”

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Dirt Alert: Friday, 1/8/15

Miley Cyrus Is Changing For Liam Hemsworth

Miley Cyrus’ reunion with Liam Hemsworth has inspired her to change her wild-girl ways.

A source revealed to Radar Online that Miley has been doing everything that she can to change her image to fit into what Liam wants her to be.

Despite her efforts, no one thinks that this relationship is going to last, because you can never change who you are to fit what someone else wants you to be.

Many people around her think that this is a recipe for disaster.

 

Native Americans Want CBS to Not Say “Redskins” if Washington Makes the Super Bowl

The Native American group Oneida Nation sent a letter to CBS, asking that they not say “Redskins” in the extremely unlikely event that Washington makes it to the Super Bowl.

It says, quote, “That name is a dictionary-defined racial slur. We’re hopeful that CBS will honor its own venerable legacy by doing what it can to make sure the program is respectful and civil, and is not used as a platform to promote bigotry.”

It also points out that CBS sportscaster James Brown has already said the team should change its name and CBS’ Greg Gumbel and Phil Simms do not use it during their broadcasts.

This probably won’t be an issue. Of all playoff teams, only the Houston Texans have longer odds of making the Super Bowl.

 

Beyoncé Has Been Added to the Super Bowl Halftime Show

If COLDPLAY feels a little too, “Ehh” to headline the Super Bowl halftime show, well, things just got a bit more interesting, or fun, or entertaining.

BEYONCÉ has officially been added to the halftime lineup. It’s unclear how much time she’ll get, but you’d have to think she’d at least join them for “Hymn on the Weekend” and “A Head Full of Dreams”, since she actually appears on those songs.

“Entertainment Tonight” reports that BRUNO MARS is expected to join too, and there may be ANOTHER guest. Bruno was the headliner in 2014, and Beyoncé had the reins the year before that.

 

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Freak Files: 1/8/15

A Guy Proposes at Walmart, Then Gets Caught Shop Lifting

A 25-year-old guy named William Cornelius proposed to his 20-year-old girlfriend Sheri Moore at a Walmart in Bay City, Michigan last Wednesday. (About 100 miles north of Detroit.)

He walked in, bought a $30 ring, proposed over the loudspeaker, and she said yes. But unfortunately, their engagement got off to a rough start pretty quick.

Right after they left Walmart, they went to a nearby mall, where William got arrested for shoplifting at a Spencer’s gift store. The cops, who eventually found him sitting in the food court where apparently he’d fallen asleep with the stolen items on his person! (What?)

They also arrested Sheri for stealing a pair of earrings and a necklace from Walmart, right before the proposal happened. She actually tried to blame WILLIAM for it, but they had her on video.

Stupid Criminals!!!

Here are their mugshots:

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A Guy Attacks His Roommate For Waking Up Too Early to Shower

When you’re trying to sleep in, there’s NOTHING more annoying than someone else who’s up, happy and taking on the day.

But you probably shouldn’t handle the situation like THIS. Cops in Toronto were called to break up a fight on Tuesday morning. And they say it was because a guy ATTACKED his roommate for, quote, “getting up too early to shower.”

The roommate wound up with minor injuries, but there’s no word if assault charges were filed.

 

Looking For Love In All the Wrong Places

The makers of a dating app in Switzerland have a new website that analyzes your photo, and tells you how hot and sexy you are.

It’s not clear how accurate it is though. One guy tried it while he was standing in a campground, and it said one of the tents behind him was better looking than he was.

 

Alabama Bomb Squad Opens Suspicious Package, Finds Hot Dogs

Better safe than sorry!

Postal workers in Florence, Alabama called police to the Post Office to report that some suspicious bags had been left in the lobby. So, the police and bomb squad showed up and x-rayed the bags – and discovered what appeared to be several sticks of dynamite.

So, they shut down the area around the post office while the bomb technicians used a robot to remove the bags and place them in a special truck. But, one of the bags ripped open in transport and revealed what was ACTUALLY inside the bag.

Not dynamite. Dozens of hot dogs! It’s unknown who left the bags of hot dogs at the post office.

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Dirt Alert: Thursday, 1/7/16

Janet Jackson Will Resume ‘Unbreakable’ Tour

Janet Jackson’s “Unbreakable” tour will go on despite recent postponement rumors.

Janet released a statement, saying, “Remember… believe it when you hear it from my lips. The rumors are untrue. I do not have cancer. I’m recovering. My doctors have approved my upcoming concerts in Europe, and as I promised, the postponed shows will be rescheduled. Thank you for your prayers and love.”

Rumors previously circulated that Jackson was going to postpone the tour because she had to undergo surgery to remove a possibly cancerous tumor on her vocal cord.

 

The Cast of “The Talk” Got Kanye’d at the “People’s Choice Awards”

The “People’s Choice Awards” were pretty dry last night.

But one moment stood out above the rest. It was when the ladies of “The Talk” took the stage to accept the award for Favorite Daytime TV Hosting Team and they got KANYE’D!

Some unknown guy crashed the stage, grabbed the microphone, and tried to promote an album. It didn’t last long. SHERYL UNDERWOOD snatched the mic back and chased him off . . . and SHARON OSBOURNE gave him a kick in the pants on his way out.

(Click here to see the video.)

 

David Schwimmer Wouldn’t Talk to the Kardashians About Playing Their Dad

DAVID SCHWIMMER plays Robert Kardashian in the upcoming “American Crime Story” miniseries “The People v. O.J. Simpson”.

Robert died in 2003, so to get a little more insight, David talked to his ex-wife Kris Jenner for more than two hours on the phone. He says he learned how important his faith was in his life, and how compassionate and generous he was.

He adds, quote, “The producers of [‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’] had asked me if I wanted to talk to the daughters, too, but I didn’t feel that was necessary. And they wanted to do it on camera.” Shocking, right?

 

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Wet Nose Wednesday: Ralphie

Every Wednesday at 8:40, Guardian Angel Pet Rescue joins the Mike and Mandy show to showcase a special animal that needs a good home.

This week’s featured pet is Ralphie!

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Ralphie is looking for a forever home once again. He was found in Germantown by a very nice lady who fed and took him to the doctor. Ralphie is about 8 years old, weighs 10 pounds, is neutered, up to date on shots and heartworm negative. He even has an appointment to have his teeth cleaned. Ralphie is very loving, affectionate and needs a new mommy and/or daddy who has the same disposition as him which is calm and laid back.

If you would like to adopt this week’s pet…please click here to fill out an electronic adoption form.


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We couldn’t do Wet Nose Wednesday without the generous support of our sponsor, Dixie Memorial Pet Cemetery.

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Dirt Alert: Wednesday, 1/6/16

Does Janet Jackson Have Throat Cancer?

On Christmas Eve, JANET JACKSON announced that she was postponing her Unbreakable Tour, because her doctors told her she had to have surgery soon.

Well, now we’re getting details on what kind of surgery she had. Over the holidays, Janet had to have immediate surgery to remove a large tumor on her vocal chords and now doctors are waiting to see if the tumor was cancerous.

If it turns out to be cancer of the larynx, she would never be able to perform again and she may need an artificial voice box just to be able to speak.

For now Janet is staying positive and hopes to be back on the road in early summer.

 

Steely Dan’s Donald Fagen Has Been Charged with Assaulting His Wife

That is the sound of Steely Dan and DONALD FAGEN from STEELY DAN was arrested for assaulting his wife Libby Titus on Monday in their home.

Police believe he shoved her into a marble window frame, causing her to fall to the ground. She’s dealing with some bruising and swelling, but she wasn’t seriously hurt. Donald has been released from custody, but he’s been ordered to stay away from her. He hasn’t commented publicly.

Libby later told the “New York Post” that she’s decided NOT to press charges but she is divorcing him.

 

Steve Harvey Insists the Miss Universe Debacle Wasn’t a Publicity Stunt

STEVE HARVEY has heard the rumors that he didn’t take his hosting gig at the Miss Universe pageant seriously and that his mistake was a publicity stunt.

Well, it wasn’t. When asked about the rumor that he messed it up on purpose, he said, quote, “I’m already famous. Do you really think I wanted to be famous like this?” He added, quote, “When I walked off, everything was cool, and then, after that, all hell broke loose . . . All I heard was people saying, ‘That’s the wrong name.’ And all I hear is confusion backstage . . .”

He also said he’s tried reaching out to Miss Colombia to apologize to her personally, but her people are NOT returning his calls.

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Freak Files: Wednesday, 1/6/16

A 73-Year-Old Is Auctioning Off His Winning Lottery Ticket . . . You’ll Get Paid Until He Dies

Forget the Powerball tonight. Winning the lottery is boring. THIS is interesting.

73-year-old Donald Magett of Kalamazoo, Michigan won a “Cash For Life” prize on a scratch-off Lottery ticket several years ago. It pays him $1,000 per month until he dies. But now, he needs more money and the slow pace isn’t cutting it. So he’s AUCTIONING OFF his winning lottery ticket.

The only catch is, it’s only going to keep paying out until he DIES. He’s 73. So you’d have to balance out how long you think he’ll be around, with how much you’re willing to spend.

The opening price for the auction is $30,000, so right there, you’d need him to be alive for at least three years just to break even after taxes. On the bright side, Donald says he’s in good health.

The auction starts at 8:00 A.M. Eastern tomorrow on the website RepoCast.com, if you’re interested.

 

A Drunk Driver Ate Chicken Wings While She Led Cops on a Chase

This happened last month, but the info just came out now. And since I’m hungry right now, so this story resonated with me.

57-year-old Judith Knight was at a sports bar in Brunswick Hills, Ohio a few weeks ago, watching the Cleveland Browns and naturally, that drove her to drink. It didn’t stop her from trying to drive home though.

She hit a car and kept on going, so the driver called 911. A cop tried to pull Judith over, but she wouldn’t stop. They wound up in a low-speed chase through some neighborhoods until she was foiled by a cul-de-sac. That’s when the cop saw a, quote, “brownish substance” around her mouth. At first he thought it might be dried blood, but no.

It turns out it was BARBECUE SAUCE because Judith had gotten some chicken wings to-go from the bar, and was eating them during the chase.

Stupid Criminals!!!!

And since we’re on the food theme, the cop’s name was Charles Chalupa. Who wants to go to a combination KFC/Taco Bell RIGHT NOW?

 

Meat Thief Shoves Steak Down His Pants & Beer Cans Up His Shirt

Whenever people steal meat…they seem to shove it down their pants…and this story of meat theft is no exception.

A 45-year-old unnamed man was spotted putting a package of steaks down his pants at a Food Lion Store in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.

He also picked up 2 beers and a package of cream cheese and shoved them up his shirt.

But…before he could waddle out of the store, cops caught the man and arrested him.

Stupid Criminals!!!!

And – big surprise – this wasn’t his first time being arrested for shoplifting. It was his 4th!!

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Dirt Alert: Tuesday, 1/5/16

‘The Ellen Degeneres Show’ Renewed Until 2020

Ellen DeGeneres isn’t going anywhere — her talk show has been renewed through the summer of 2020.

Officials with Warner Brothers said that renewing Ellen was a no-brainer – she delivers the best show on television. Ellen’s talk show has been on the air for 13 years.

 

Are Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris Living Together and Talking Marriage?

E! Online says TAYLOR SWIFT and CALVIN HARRIS are talking marriage.

A source says they’re already living together, and thinking about making it permanent. Quote, “They are definitely talking about their future together and the possibility of one day getting engaged.”

Taylor’s rep says they’re not living together.

 

Bill Cosby’s Lawyers Are Working Hard To Keep Camille On His Side

Bill Cosby’s wife Camille may be finally trying to cut ties from him after remaining by his side through his entire scandal.

According to The New York Post, Bill’s lawyers are working hard to keep her happy and continue to support her husband. As we reported yesterday, on this fine broadcast facility, Camille is humiliated and has been growing tired of Bill. She’s totally embarrassed about everything he has put her through recently.

His legal team is concerned that they need her to stick around if he has any hope of winning the civil case against him.

 

Mark Zuckerberg Steps Up For Girls Everywhere

Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg surprised women everywhere by stepping up for girls.

A grandmother posted a message on Mark’s Facebook page, saying that she always tells her granddaughters to “date the nerd” because he may just become the next Mark Zuckerberg.

Well Mark (who is a father to a newborn baby girl) answered her saying, “Even better would be to encourage them to *be* the nerd in their school, so they can be the next successful inventor.”

His reply has Zuckerberg’s response has gotten over 30,000 “likes” since he posted in on Sunday.

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Freak Files: Monday, 1/4/16

A 10-Year-Old Kid Ate a Watermelon, Skin and All

A 10-year-old kid at a cricket match in Australia made it on to live TV Saturday, because he was sitting in the stands eating an entire watermelon . . . including the SKIN.

The video went viral because it was so weird, and it turns out that was the point.

The kid did an interview with Australia’s “Today” show yesterday, and said he’d never done it before, he just wanted to get on the big screen at the cricket match.


 

Stupid Criminals!!!

When you need a vacation, you NEED a vacation!

A rookie cop in Stamford, Connecticut, is off the job after he told his supervisor that he had US Army Reserve training, but instead went on a vacay with his girlfriend to Hawaii. Officer DONALD CHEN resigned but is now facing charges of felony larceny and fraud.

He ended up getting caught when Army officials called the police department looking for him. A missing persons report was filed. Once they found Donald, in Hawaii, he tried to tell his supervisors that he had to go to Taiwan because his dad had a heart attack.

Nope, mom and dad are alive and well in Queens, New York. Busted! Stupid Criminals!!!

 

Lowering expectations

A Florida 9-1-1 dispatcher has been demoted for playing video games instead of answering the phone.

Palm Beach County officials say an internal affairs investigation caught 52-year-old CHARLES MORRIS playing handheld video games when he should have been dispatching emergency calls.

Morris allegedly left a hit-and-run caller on hold for 40-minutes so he could play a game. Then, in another incident, he delayed a shooting related emergency call for nine minutes while playing his video game.

Morris’ supervisors also say he was repeatedly caught watching television instead of paying attention to his duties.

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