Dirt Alert: Thursday, 11/13/14

Two More Kim Kardashian Pics, And Yes, Some Work Was Done on the Photos 

“Paper” magazine released those butt shots of KIM KARDASHIAN.  And one of the editors of the magazine admits that the butt pic was retouched, but not drastically . . . quote, “[Retouching is] not building an [backside] that isn’t there or taking 50 pounds off the waist.”

Meanwhile, CHELSEA HANDLER posted her own butt pic on Instagram in response to the KIM KARDASHIAN.  And she said, quote, “Guess which one’s real.”

Other celebs are chiming in with despair towards Kim.  One quote included, “You’re somebody’s mom!”

 

Video of Former NBA Player Yao Ming Struggling to Fit Into a Car

YAO MING may not be in the NBA anymore, but he’s still a HUMAN GIANT at seven-feet, six-inches.  And that makes some everyday things difficult, like simply getting into a car.

TMZ has video of Yao struggling to FOLD himself into the passenger seat of an SUV.  Yeah, an SUV . . . not a tiny two-door coupe or something.

It never ended up working out.  He bailed, and went for a spot in the backseat . . . but even then he BARELY fit, and it didn’t look comfortable at all.

 

The Door of Bono’s Plane FELL OFF Mid Flight

U2’s lead singer, Bono, was extremely lucky after the rear door of the LearJet he was on fell off….mid-flight!!

The incident happened yesterday on a private plane carrying Bono to Berlin.

The LearJet’s door just flew off….but luckily, it was the door leading to where the luggage is stored, and the plane was able to land safely and no injuries were reported.

Now, there is an investigation into why the door fell off the plane.

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Freak Files: Wednesday, 11/12/14

A Guy Was Trapped in the Walls of a Store For Three Days . . . Even Though Employees Heard Him Yelling on the Second Day

35-year-old Paul Felyk of Westminster, Colorado was on the roof of a Marshalls store on Sunday.  We don’t know why . . . but we do know that he fell 20 feet into a small CRAWLSPACE between two walls, and was TRAPPED.

He started screaming for help on Monday, and the employees could hear someone yelling . . . but they couldn’t quite pinpoint WHERE the yelling was coming from.

So . . . they just LEFT.

Paul kept screaming on Tuesday, and this time, someone FINALLY realized the screams were coming from inside the walls.

Firefighters were able to get Paul out after three days, and he was taken to the hospital.  Now the cops are investigating how he ended up between the walls.

Click here for pictures & video of the firefighters getting him out.

 

A Woman Catches the Guy Who Stole Her Debit Card . . . When He Uses It While She’s in Line Behind Him

41-year-old Tamara Thomas of Stone Mountain, Georgia was at a grocery store on Saturday when she dropped her debit card.

She couldn’t find it, and says it stressed her out so much she got a headache . . . so she went across the street to a Family Dollar store to buy some aspirin.

So she got in line behind 32-year-old Kahlif Buggs and his 11-year-old son, who had a giant shopping cart full of toys.

When it was time to pay, he whipped out his card . . . which Tamara immediately recognized because it had Tamara’s PHOTO was on the card.

When she pointed that out, he took off.

But Tamara chased after him and called 911 . . . and the cops found Kahlif hiding behind a church.

Stupid Criminals!!!

He was arrested.

 

A Woman Is Busted For Cheating in a Marathon . . . Because Her Time Would’ve Broken a World Record

Tabitha ran in the Chickamauga Battlefield Marathon in Georgia on Saturday and posted a time of two hours, 55 minutes, and 39 seconds . . . which was enough to win the women’s division by almost a HALF HOUR cushion.

She might’ve gotten away with it . . . except that she didn’t cheat until the last 13.1 miles.  She was timed finishing the first half of the race in two hours, six minutes, and 51 seconds.

That means she would’ve had to do the last 13.1 in 55 minutes.  The WORLD RECORD for a woman’s half marathon of 13.1 miles is 58 minutes, 23 seconds.  So Tabitha cheated SO BADLY, she accidentally set a world record.

We’re not sure how she cheated but she was disqualified . . . and the runner-up got the first-place medal.

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Dirt Alert: Wednesday, 11/12/14

62-Year-Old Jeff Goldblum Married His 31-Year-Old Girlfriend 

JEFF GOLDBLUM married his girlfriend Emilie Livingston over the weekend.  They’ve been together three years . . . he’s 62, she’s 31.

In addition to being literally HALF HIS AGE, Emilie is also a “rhythmic gymnast“.  So, you know, DOUBLE SCORE for the Brundlefly.

Emilie was in JUSTIN BIEBER’s “Beauty and the Beat” video, and has also worked with Jennifer Lopez, Christina Aguilera, and Cee Lo.

This is Jeff’s THIRD marriage.

(Here are some pics of Jeff and Emilie together.)

 

Are Kim Kardashian, Nicki Minaj and Jennifer Lopez Responsible for a Boom in the “Booty” Business? 

Things like padded panties, butt surgeries and workouts to plump up the glutes are becoming bigger business than ever . . . and experts say it’s because pop culture is currently infatuated with BOOTY.  One plastic surgeon says that when he asks patients whose butt they want, the most frequent answers are KIM KARDASHIAN, NICKI MINAJ, and JENNIFER LOPEZ.

BTW,butt-enhancement is the fastest-growing type of plastic surgery in the U.S.  There were more than 11,000 procedures last year, up 58% from 2012.

 

Randy Jackson Is Leaving “American Idol” . . . for Real This Time 

RANDY JACKSON will NOT be back on “American Idol” next season . . . for REAL this time.  He says, quote, “After 13 seasons, I felt now was the perfect time to leave.  I’m proud to have been a part of [it].”

It sounds like his departure WILL stick this time.  Last year, he said he was leaving after being dropped from the judging panel.  Then, he changed his mind, and came back as a mentor, replacing Jimmy Iovine.

This leaves RYAN SEACREST as the sole remaining link to the original season, which premiered back in June of 2002.

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Freak Files: Tuesday, 11/11/14

 

Too Early To Celebrate!

Are you one of those people who love to watch the touchdown celebrations when players get in the end zone?

It’s important that you actually get into the end zone before celebrating, of course, so you don’t wind up like wide receiver KAELIN CLAY in Saturday’s game between number Utah and number four Oregon.

Clay, who’s a wide receiver for Utah, caught a pass and ran nearly 79 yards for a touchdown. Nearly, because he began celebrating early, and dropped the ball at the one-yard line so he could showboat in the end zone.

That gave Oregon’s JOE WALKER the chance to scoop up the ball, turn around and run 99 yards the other way to score a touchdown. What would have been a 14-0 lead by Utah turned into a seven-all tie in the game.

Oregon went on to stomp the Utes, 51-27.

Check out the video by clicking here.

 

A Walmart Employee Is Arrested For Using Deodorant in the Store, Then Putting It Back on the Shelves

18-year-old Chandler Roberts is an employee at a Walmart in Spartanburg, South Carolina.  And he was just busted for shoplifting a bunch of stuff from the store . . . and doing something way worse.

Apparently, Chandler was caught on security cameras taking deodorant off the shelves of the store . . . USING IT . . . then putting the cap back on and putting it back on the shelves.

Chandler was also caught stealing Oreos, Chips Ahoy, and milk on camera.  His managers believe the total value of all the stuff he stole comes out to around $1,800.

Stupid Criminals!!!

The police are investigating, and he’ll be facing theft charges.

 

A Guy Bought 99 New iPhones for an Elaborate Wedding Proposal . . . and She Said No

Have you looked at what it costs to buy a new iPhone WITHOUT getting a two-year contract?  They start at like $800.  So if you buy one for someone as a gift, that’s love.  If you buy MORE than one?  I can’t even comprehend.

A guy in China wanted to propose to his girlfriend in the most spectacular way possible this weekend . . . so he bought 99 brand new iPhone 6s, arranged them in a park in the shape of a heart, and proposed inside the heart.

And . . . she said NO.

The guy spent approximately $82,000 on the iPhones, which is about what he makes in TWO YEARS as a computer programmer.  He’ll probably be looking to resell the phones now.

There’s no word on WHY his girlfriend turned him down.

Click here for photos from the proposal.

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Dirt Alert: Friday, 11/7/14

Bruce Springsteen Auctions Lasagna Dinner For Charity

This week, Bruce Springsteen participated in a charity auction as part of the 8th Annual Stand Up For Heroes charity concert in New York City, with all proceeds benefiting military service members and their families.

Among the items up for bid? A day with Bruce Springsteen, including a 1-hour guitar lesson, a ride in the side car of his motorcycle, and a lasagna dinner at his house.

The winning bid was a cool $300,000.

 

Hollywood “Sharks” Are Counting Down the Days Until Michael Jackson’s Son Prince Turns 18, Hoping for a Piece of His Fortune

MICHAEL JACKSON’S oldest son Prince will turn 18 early next year, and a bunch of Hollywood players are reportedly circling him like “sharks,” trying to get a piece of his inheritance, by offering to advise and manage his career.

We’re talking about agents, managers, lawyers, publicists, and other advisors.

That said, only a portion of his inheritance will kick in right away.  The other installments will come when he turns 21, 30, 35 and 40.  The total amount of his windfall is unclear . . . but it’s going to be many millions of dollars.

Prince celebrates his 18th birthday in February, which, ominously, happens to fall on FRIDAY THE 13TH.

 

It Sounds Like Mark Wahlberg Will Be Your Next Bionic Man 

Deadline.com is reporting that MARK WAHLBERG will star in a movie version of the classic ’70s show “The Six Million Dollar Man”.  It’ll be set in the present, so the title will be changed to “The Six BILLION Dollar Man”.

Wahlberg will play Steve Austin, an astronaut who’s almost killed in the crash of an experimental plane, but is rebuilt with BIONIC replacement parts that give him super speed, strength, and sight.

The original TV series starred LEE MAJORS, and it was AWESOME.

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Freak Files: Wednesday, 11/5/14

A Guy Who Bought that Unlimited Olive Garden Pass Has Eaten at Olive Garden 95 Times in Six Weeks

Remember in September when Olive Garden sold 1,000 limited-edition passes that gave you unlimited food for just $100?

Alan Martin, a pastor from Burlington, North Carolina bought the pass for $100, and over the past six weeks he’s eaten at the same Olive Garden 95 TIMES.

That’s lunch and dinner every single day since the promotion started . . . plus a few bonus meals.

The card gives a person unlimited pasta, salad, breadsticks, and soda for seven weeks, so Alan’s estimating it would have cost around $16 each time.  That’s $1520!  Not bad for a pass that cost $100!!!!

The pass expires on Sunday, and he’s going to keep using it for all his meals until then.  He also says that somehow he hasn’t gained any weight.

Click here to see a picture of Alan eating at Olive Garden.

 

Drugs Don’t Take Themselves

A bus driver in Egypt had to take a drug test recently, and got caught using his wife’s urine.  He was fired for tampering with a drug test, and when he retook the drug test, it came back positive and he was arrested!!!

On the other hand, when the results came back on his wife’s urine, it said she was PREGNANT.

 

101-Year Old Continues Her World-Record Voting Streak

Here’s a cool record-holder.  Yesterday, a 101-year-old Philadelphia woman continued her world record voting streak by casting her ballot in the mid-term elections.

101-year-old Ceola Baldwin has voted in every single election for the past 80-years!!

She continued her streak yesterday because a local state senate nominee drover her to the polls to vote.

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Dirt Alert: Tuesday, 11/4/14

Jennifer Lawrence Can’t Let Go!

JENNIFER LAWRENCE isn’t quite through with CHRIS MARTIN just yet.

Although rumors are swirling that she and Chris Martin parted ways due to his “consciously uncoupled” wife, GWYNETH PALTROW, the NY Post’s Page Six gossip column reports that Jennifer popped up at his house late Halloween night.

 

Charlie Sheen’s Ex Has An Overdose

Charlie Sheen’s ex-fiancée, Brett Rossi, was rushed to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center over the weekend due to a drug overdose.

It is unclear what drugs she took but, she is now in stable condition and recovering.

Charlie Sheen called off his engagement to Rossi last month.

 

Patrick Schwarzenegger:  Is Miley Cyrus Hittin’ That? 

Yesterday, the big celeb-dating rumor was Tom Cruise and Lindsay Lohan.  Today it’s MILEY CYRUS and ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER’s son PATRICK.

“Entertainment Tonight” says they’re dating, and Arnold and his ex-wife MARIA SHRIVER are NOT happy.  In fact, they’ve tried to talk him out of it.

It isn’t working though.  Miley was spotted leaving Patrick’s Los Angeles apartment on Friday afternoon.

(Check out a picture here.)

Miley turns 22 in three weeks.  Patrick just turned 21 last month.

 

Jay Leno Is Coming Back to “The Tonight Show” . . . As a Guest

JAY LENO is coming back to “The Tonight Show” on Friday . . . as a GUEST.  So no, he isn’t reclaiming the show again, at least not yet.

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Freak Files: Monday, 11/3/14

A Guy in a Construction Worker Costume Robbed a Bank on Halloween

A guy dressed as a construction worker went into a Chase bank branch in Manhattan on Halloween, and slipped a note to the teller demanding money.

As far as we know he didn’t have a weapon, but the teller still gave him some money and he left.

His construction worker outfit featured a yellow hard hat, an orange reflector vest, a blue jumpsuit, and white gloves.

We’re assuming it was a Halloween costume . . . although, in theory, it could just be a construction worker who decided to rob a bank on his lunch break.

Police are still trying to track him down.

Click here to see a picture of him from the surveillance camera.

 

Money Flies Out Of Armored Car

Imagine driving down the highway and seeing money just flying out of an armored car in front of you!

That’s just want happened on I-270 in Maryland over the weekend.

The drivers of an armored car were shocked when the lock malfunctioned and the truck’s door burst open, dropping a bag of cash which billowed all over the road.

People stopped their cars and flooded the highway to grab the cash.

Police were able to recover about $200,  but nobody will reveal how much was actually lost.

Police are urge the drivers who took the cash to return it to the state police or else face charges of theft if they’re found.

 

Man Walks High-Wire Between Chicago Skyscrapers

Obviously daredevil Nik Wallenda is NOT afraid of heights…because he managed 2 high-wire walks between Chicago skyscrapers yesterday….WITHOUT a safety net or harness….and he even did one of them while BLINDFOLDED!!!!

The first walk was 454 feet between one tower to the top of a building on the other side of the river, and the other – the one he did blindfolded — was 94 feet between the two Marina City towers.

The Discovery Channel aired it with a 10-second delay to allow them to cut away if anything went wrong.

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Dirt Alert: Monday, 11/3/14

Stevie Wonder, Father of 11 Children!

The rumor was true:  STEVIE WONDER’s girlfriend is expecting triplets.  When they’re born, Stevie will have 11 children with five different women.  Stevie is 64.

 

Is Tom Cruise Hittin’ On Lindsay Lohan Or Miranda Kerr? 

There’s a rumor going around that TOM CRUISE and LINDSAY LOHAN are dating.  They met and exchanged numbers at a London club.

Lindsay hopes hooking up with Tom will revitalize her career.  And Tom hopes Lindsay will, quote, “help him relax and have more fun.”

Meanwhile, the not-always-reliable British tabloids say Tom is actually making time with ORLANDO BLOOM’s ex-girlfriend MIRANDA KERR.  A source says they’ve been meeting up secretly and will go public soon.

Tom is 52 . . . Lindsay is 28 . . . and Miranda is 31.

 

An Assistant to “Star Trek” Legend Nichelle Nichols Was Busted for Meth at LAX 

NICHELLE NICHOLS is 81 years old and an absolute LEGEND, thanks to her portrayal of Uhura on the original “Star Trek”.  But she had a little incident at Los Angeles International Airport Friday.

Nichelle was being wheeled through the airport by her 20-something male personal assistant, when his suitcase dropped onto the ground, and METH AND DRUG SCALES fell out of it.

The guy was arrested, but Nichelle was allowed to go on her way.  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ that they DID find meth.

(Check out pictures of Nichelle in her wheelchair, and her young assistant in cuffs.)

 

Looks Like Celebrities Won’t Be Going Into Space As Soon As They’d Hoped

The rocket ship that celebrities had planned to take into outer space….crashed on Friday in California’s Mojave Desert, resulting in the death of one co-pilot and serious injuries for the other.

Virgin Galactic’s tourism rocket exploded shortly after it disengaged from the jet that carried it into the air.

What precisely caused the fatal malfunction has not been stated.

The celebrities that have already reserved their flight into space include, Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Ashton Kutcher.

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Freak Files: Friday, 10/31/14

A Guy Hides from the Cops . . . and They Use His Own Dog to Track Him Down

The fact that your dog loves you unconditionally is a GOOD thing most of the time.

On Wednesday, police in Prattville, Alabama showed up at the house of a suspected meth dealer named Edwin Henderson.

So Edwin bolted out the backdoor, and they lost him when he ran into a 25-foot ravine behind his house.  But then they noticed Edwin’s dog, and one of the cops told him to, quote, “go get him” . . . like it was a game.

So Bo, the dog, ran down into the ravine, and two cops followed him.  Then he stopped in some tall weeds, and started wagging his tail . . . RIGHT where Edwin was hiding.

It turns out Edwin WAS running a meth lab out of his house and he was arrested!  It’s not clear who’s taking care of Bo now, but a K-9 officer gave him a few dog treats for helping them out.  Click here for pics.

 

Mugshot go to jailStupid Criminals!!!

A 20-year-old guy in Florida was arrested for pot on Tuesday.  And he ended up with a pretty amazing mugshot . . . because he happened to be wearing a Monopoly t-shirt that said, “Go Directly to Jail”.

 

Stupid Criminals!!!

 

A Couple Met Dressed as Zombies, Met Again at a Haunted House . . . and Now They’re Getting Married

Kelly from England met Tim in 2012, when they were both extras in a horror movie dressed as zombies.  But she forgot to give him her number.

Luckily, several months later, she went to a ghost-hunting event at a haunted house, and ran into him again.  Obviously they both have some shared interests.

They started dating, and earlier this year, Tim PROPOSED!  Kelly said, “Yes”, so now they’re getting married.

During the “until death do us part” line of their vows, they’re going to also promise that if it ever happens, they’ll save each other from a zombie apocalypse.

(Check out their photo here.)

 

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Dirt Alert: Thursday, 10/30/14

Jessica Biel Is Pregnant

There really might be a baby Timberlake on the way!!!  Jessica Biel is rumored to be with child.

A source told Radar Online that Jessica is at least 3 months pregnant and she’s due in April!

Another insider revealed, “Jessica has had tense times in the past when it comes to having a baby, so it is not surprising that she is staying mum on confirming the news publicly yet.”

Jessica and Justin Timberlake celebrated their 2-year anniversary on October 19th.

 

Sandra Bullock Helped an Extra Who Collapsed on a Movie Set 

SANDRA BULLOCK rushed to the aid of an extra who collapsed on the set of her new movie on Sunday.

The film is called “Our Brand is Crisis”, and it’s shooting in New Orleans.  Despite the heat, everyone was supposed to wear warm clothes . . . and one woman passed out because she couldn’t take the heat.

Sandra rushed to the rescue, getting the woman to shade, giving her water and fanning her until an ambulance arrived.

BILLY BOB THORNTON is in the movie, too, but people are saying the he just kind of stood there and watched.

(Check out some pics here.)

 

Patrick Swayze’s Family Thinks His Final Will Was Forged . . . And They’re Getting Screwed Out of His Money

PATRICK SWAYZE’S last will left pretty much his entire $40 MILLION estate to his widow, Lisa Niemi . . . while his mother, sister and two brothers received nothing.

Now, those family members are questioning that final will, which was signed two months before he died.  Patrick was in the hospital at the time . . . and his family says he was in no condition to sign anything.

They even believe the will could’ve been FORGED . . . especially since Lisa’s brother Eric DID get some dough, and supposedly Patrick didn’t get along with him.

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Wet Nose Wednesday: Titan

Every Wednesday at 8:40, Guardian Angel Pet Rescue joins the Mike and Mandy show to showcase a special animal that needs a good home.

This week’s featured pet is Titan.

Titan

Titan is one of six siblings (brother of last week’s dog Milan) born to small black lab mix mother. The mom was a stray and she and puppies were rescued by GAPR when puppies were 3 weeks old. Titan is approximately eight weeks old and has been de wormed and had first set of shots. He is ready to find a family to call his own.

If you would like to adopt this week’s dog…please click here to fill out an electronic adoption form.


For more information on Guardian Angel Pet Rescue, please visit their website by clicking here
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We couldn’t do Wet Nose Wednesday without the generous support of our sponsor, Dixie Memorial Pet Cemetery.

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