Dirt Alert: Tuesday, 7/22/14

Charlize Theron Is Marrying Sean Penn And Adopting Another Child With Him

Charlize Theron may have changed her views on marriage as a result of dating Sean Penn. According to Us Weekly, the couple plans to get married as well as adopt a brother or sister for Charlize’s son, Jackson.

Sean and Charlize have been dating eight months ago but have been friends for about 18 years.

 

Philip Seymour Hoffman Didn’t Leave His Children Any Money, Because He Didn’t Want Them to Be “Trust Fund Kids” 

Before PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN passed away earlier this year, his accountant suggested that he set aside some money for his three children.  But Philip rejected that idea, because he didn’t want them to be quote, “trust fund kids.”

Hoffman left his whole estate, which is estimated at $35 MILLION, to his longtime girlfriend, Mimi O’Donnell.  She’s the mother of all three kids, and the accountant said Philip believed she’d, quote, “take care of the children.”

 

Do Kim and Kanye Spend $500,000 on a Decoy for Their Daughter? 

KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST reportedly spend $500,000 on a decoy for their daughter North, so the real kid won’t get harassed by the paparazzi.

Sources say they held a casting call so they could find a baby who looks enough like North to throw off photographers.  And they also have a look-alike nanny to pair up with her.

It’s not clear how much the nanny is getting paid, or how much work the baby has to do to earn that 500-grand.

Meanwhile, click here to see pictures of the “Real deal” hanging out with her mom and dad on the beach in Mexico.

 

Donald Trump Bragged About His Tweeting Abilities, and the Internet Let Him Have It 

Yesterday, DONALD TRUMP Tweeted the following . . . quote, “Many people have said I’m the world’s greatest writer of 140 character sentences.”  And the Internet LET HIM HAVE IT.  Here’s just a small sample of the responses he got . . .

“Name one that’s not your daughter.”  “The voices in your head don’t count, Donald.”  “Those people are, of course, dead inside.”  “Did they say that BEFORE or AFTER U signed their paycheck?”

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Freak Files: Monday, 7/21/14

Two Harvard Students Invented the World’s First Cake Batter Spray Can

Two students at Harvard University named John McCallum and Brooke Nowakowski have invented and patented CAKE BATTER in a spray can.  Is this the best invention to come out of Harvard since Facebook?  Maybe it’s even better.

Instead of having to make your OWN cake batter using a mix, eggs, and water like some caveman, now you just shake up the can and spray batter right into a pan.

The spray batter has a more consistent flavor, and it has fewer chemicals than regular cake mix.  It also cooks faster than regular cake batter, you can bake a cake in ONE MINUTE.

John and Brooke got a patent, and now they’re working on finding a manufacturer to get it in stores.

 

Stupid Criminals!!! A Woman Who Stole a Dress Is Busted When She Posts Selfies on Facebook

Social media keeps getting better and better at taking down Stupid Criminals.

27-year-old Danielle Saxton of West Frankfort, Illinois stole a leopard print dress from a store earlier this month.  And then she took a few selfies in the dress and posted them on FACEBOOK.

One of the store’s co-owners also went on Facebook, and posted about the dress being stolen.

And since West Frankfort has a population of only around 8,000 people, there was obviously some overlap between the owner’s friends and Danielle’s friends.

A few people immediately pointed him to Danielle’s selfies, he called the cops, and Danielle was just arrested for misdemeanor retail theft.

Click here to see pictures of Danielle in the dress.

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The photo everyone is talking about today

A Dutch passenger on Malaysian flight MH17 took a  picture of the plane on the tarmac prior to boarding with the caption “If the plane disappears, this is what it looks like.” So scary. So sad.  You can see the photo by clicking here.

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Wet Nose Wednesday: Clipper

Every Wednesday at 8:40, Guardian Angel Pet Rescue joins the Mike and Mandy show to showcase a special animal that needs a good home.

This week’s featured pet is Clipper.

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Clipper is a 8-9 lb. male black Chihuahua mix who was rescued from MAS. He is a little shy at first, but warms up really quickly without any of the fearbiting of some little ones. He goes from skittish to tongue in your month in nothing flat. He is heartworm negative, current on vaccinations, rabies, neutered and microchipped. He gets along well with other dogs. And he is really a snuggler. This little guy will make a more mature home a great pet. I believe he would be great with older children, but toddlers might be a little much for him.

If you would like to adopt this week’s dog…please click here to fill out an electronic adoption form.


For more information on Guardian Angel Pet Rescue, please visit their website by clicking here
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We couldn’t do Wet Nose Wednesday without the generous support of our sponsor, Dixie Memorial Pet Cemetery.

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Freak Files: Wednesday, 7/16/14

Someone Stole a Car in Miami and Drove It to Washington in Two Days

Someone in Miami, Florida stole a Jeep Patriot from a bank parking lot on June 30th.  And two days later, on July 2nd, it turned up . . . in Blaine, Washington.

That’s a 3,400-mile drive.  Google Maps estimates it would take 47 to 50 hours to get there . . . if you made ZERO stops.

And since the car turned up in Washington about 48 hours after it disappeared, that means whoever stole it must’ve driven without stopping to sleep, or even sit down for a meal.

The cops don’t have any suspects yet, and they’re working on getting the Jeep back to the owner in Florida.

 

Toddler Saves Elderly Man Trapped In Hot Car

Bob King was waiting for his wife at Knoxville’s Vestal Baptist Church when he realized he was stuck inside the car because the doors automatically locked and he didn’t have any keys to unlock them or open the windows.

It was 91 degrees outside and well over 100 degrees in the car.

Bob noticed a 3-year old child walking by and started beating on the windows to get his attention.  Then he shouted to the toddler to go get help.

So, the 3-year old ran to his pastor, repeating the word “locked,” then saying “hot, hot.” He grabbed the Pastor’s hand and led him to the car.

The Pastor was able to open the car door, at which point King fell out of the car, his “whole body raining with sweat.”

 

A Vietnam Vet With No Legs Can’t Get a New Wheelchair From the VA . . . So Lowe’s Fixed It For Free

Michael Sulsona of Graniteville, New York is a veteran who lost both his legs in 1971, when he stepped on a landmine in Vietnam.  He’s been in a wheelchair ever since . . . and not a good one.

He’s been trying to get the Veterans Administration to give him a new wheelchair for the past two years, but the VA wouldn’t do it.

Then on Monday Michael was shopping at a Lowe’s when his wheelchair broke AGAIN!  So a few Lowe’s employees jumped into action, grabbed a bunch of parts, and spent 45 minutes working on Michael’s wheelchair.  They even covered the cost of all the parts . . . and now it was works perfectly.

Michael says he tried to thank them, but they kept saying it was their honor.

Click here to see a picture of the employees working on the wheelchair with Michael on a chair in the background.

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Freak Files: Monday, 7/14/14

A Corpse Fell Out of a Coroner’s Van in Pennsylvania and Rolled Down the Street

With all the delivery trucks on the road on a daily basis, it’s inevitable one of them won’t secure its cargo.  You just don’t expect it to be THIS kind of cargo.

A coroner was driving a van in Bucks County, Pennsylvania on Friday afternoon, when somehow the back door opened . . . and the CORPSE in the back fell out.

And it was on a gurney with wheels . . . so it started rolling down the street.

Fortunately, the driver managed to stop the van and recover it before it rolled too far.

The Bucks County Coroner’s Office says it, quote, “deeply regrets” what happened.

 

A Drug Dealer Got Caught Because of His “Drugs This Way” Sign

A guy in Indiana was arrested recently after police found out he was dealing drugs from his house.  And they knew about it because he’d written “Drugs This Way” on the side of a nearby garage . . . with an arrow pointing to his house.

 

A Woman Fell 50 Feet While Sleepwalking and Survived . . . How?? 

24-year-old Amy Wigfull of South Yorkshire, England was on vacation in Spain last month, and ended up sleepwalking in her hotel room.  And somehow she opened the window, and fell 50 feet . . . straight down onto the concrete.

And she says she survived because she never woke up.

Quote, “Because I was still asleep, my body was in a relaxed state when I hit . . . if I had been awake and tense the injuries would’ve been catastrophic.”

Amy did need several surgeries . . . but she was out of the hospital in just eight days and she’s already walking again.

Click here to see a picture of Amy and one of the street where she fell.

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Dirt Alert: Monday, 7/14/14

A “Get Together” At Paris Hilton’s House Turns Into A Brawl

Paris Hilton and a few friends were hanging out at her home early Sunday morning when a brawl broke out that left her brother, Barron Hilton, injured, and former Baywatch star Jeremy Jackson in need of stitches.

Jeremy Jackson alleges that he was jumped by Paris and her friends.

Paris Hilton has a totally different take on what happened. She told police that 5 or 6 of her friends were hanging out at her house when Jeremy Jackson came over uninvited. When they asked him to leave, Jeremy went crazy and screamed,  “Don’t you know who I am?  I was on ‘Baywatch’ and ‘Celebrity Rehab’.” Then, he grabbed one of her friends and started to choke him. Several people jumped in to break up the fight and Jeremy was hit over the head with a vodka bottle.

When police arrived, no one wanted to press charges so no arrests were made.

 

It’s Actually Happening:  LeBron James Is Returning to Cleveland 

In a fairly stunning move, LEBRON JAMES is returning to the Cleveland Cavaliers.

He made the announcement in a LOVE LETTER written to the city of Cleveland that was posted on the “Sports Illustrated” website on Friday.

In his letter, which was titled “I’m Coming Home”, LeBron says he wants to RETIRE in Cleveland.  (The whole thing is refreshingly honest.  He really laid it all out.  You can read it by clicking here.

He only signed a two-year max contract for now, but the shorter deal is just a financial move to maximize his salary.

 

Tracy Morgan Is Out of the Hospital, and He’s Suing Walmart Over the Truck Driver Who Crashed Into Him

TRACY MORGAN is back home.  He was in a rehab facility, recovering from a car crash in New Jersey last month.  He suffered a broken leg and several broken ribs.

Tracy also just filed a lawsuit against Walmart over the crash, because it was one of their trucks that slammed into the back of his limo around 1:00 A.M. on June 7th.

Tracy and three other plaintiffs are seeking unspecified damages.

The paparazzi got a photo of Tracy in a wheelchair with a bandaged leg…check it out by clicking here.

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Freak Files: Thursday, 7/10/14

A Guy Was Gored During the Running of the Bulls . . . After Writing a Book Last Month on How to Not Get Gored During the Running of the Bulls

If you ask me, the best way to avoid getting gored during the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain is . . . NOT ATTEND the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain.

But a 32-year-old author from Chicago named Bill Hillman actually co-authored a BOOK on the subject.  It’s called, “Fiesta: How to Survive the Bulls of Pamplona”, and it came out last month.  But we’re thinking sales MIGHT take a hit after this.

Bill is in Spain right now, and yesterday . . . HE GOT GORED BY A BULL.

A 1,300-pound bull got him twice in the right thigh.  He was listed in serious condition and had to have surgery.

His doctors say the bull JUST missed an artery, and they expect Bill to make a full recovery.

Click here to see pictures and video of Bill Getting gored.

 

heroin diaperA Dad Is Busted For Trying to Hide Heroin From the Cops . . . By Sticking It in His Baby’s Diaper

25-year-old Michael Penn of New Castle, Delaware was wanted by the police for stealing some stuff from a Verizon store.  He was out on Tuesday walking with his three kids when the cops rolled up on him.

Michael was carrying his eight-month-old son.  The cops told him to put the kid down and as Michael did, the cops saw him slip something into the back of the kid’s diaper.

The cops searched the diaper . . . and found Michael had tried to stash his HEROIN in there.

Stupid Criminals!!!

He was arrested and charged with shoplifting, narcotics possession, resisting arrest, and child endangerment.

 

A Pilot Ordered Pizza for the Entire Plane After They Got Stuck on the Tarmac

Every airline needs to listen up RIGHT NOW and get a clue on customer service!!!

On Monday, a Frontier Airlines flight from Washington D.C. to Denver got diverted to Cheyenne, Wyoming because of a storm.  The passengers had to sit on the tarmac for two-and-a-half hours.

There wasn’t any food on the plane, but the pilot Gerhard Brandner, got on the P.A. system, and said, quote, “Frontier Airlines is known for being one of the cheapest airlines in the U.S., but your captain is NOT cheap . . . I just ordered PIZZA for the entire plane.”  Then everyone on the plane went NUTS.

Within 30 minutes, delivery guys from a nearby Domino’s showed up with 35 pizzas to feed all 160 passengers.  It cost several hundred dollars, and Gerhard paid for the whole thing.

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Freak Files: Wednesday, 7/9/14

A Guy in New York Found a Dead Rat in His Wrap

With a sandwich, you can basically see what you’re eating, but with wraps and burritos, you’re GAMBLING when you bite in, right?

A guy in New York City LOST that gamble yesterday.

He ordered a wrap for lunch from a restaurant called Chop’t . . . and when he bit into it, he found an ENTIRE DEAD RAT.

On the bright side, at least he didn’t bite in and find half a dead rat in the wrap and half in his mouth, right?

Anyway, his friends and coworkers immediately started tweeting photos of the rat in the wrap.  Chop’t says the location was shut down for a, quote, “deep clean.”

Click here to see pictures of the rat in the wrap.

 

A Woman Finds Out Her House Was a Serial Killer’s Torture Chamber . . . When She Sees It on an A&E Cold Case Documentary

Catrina McGhaw signed a lease for a house in Ferguson, Missouri back in March.  As far as she knew, it was just a nice, normal suburban house outside St. Louis.  NOPE.

Catrina was watching an episode of “Cold Case Files” on A&E last month, and it featured the house SHE was renting.  Turns out a serial killer had tortured and killed at least 12 women inside.

On top of that, Catrina’s landlord is the killer’s MOTHER!!!  Catrina says she never told her about what happened in the house.

Naturally she wanted to get out of the lease, but Sandra wouldn’t let her.  She finally went to the St. Louis Housing Authority, who got Sandra to agree to let Catrina out by the end of this month.

 

A Nine-Year-Old Reported Her Parents’ Marijuana . . . Because She Was Afraid It Was Making Her and Her Dogs Sick

A nine-year-old girl walked into the police station in Barnesville, Minnesota last month on her own . . . and ratted out her PARENTS’ drug operation.

She told the cops her parents were growing and selling marijuana . . . plus they were smoking it themselves.  And she was worried that the smoke was making her and her dogs sick.

The cops raided her house last week to check it out, and she was telling the truth . . . her parents were growing marijuana under the house.  The cops also found some METH there.

Charges haven’t been filed yet . . . the girl is now staying with her grandparents.

 

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Freak Files: Thursday, 7/3/14

Two Women Find Out They Have the Same Boyfriend . . . So They Hang a Banner Over a Highway Announcing He’s Been Dumped

Two women in Newcastle, England just found out that a guy named Steve Frazer was secretly dating BOTH of them.  And instead of getting mad at each other . . . they teamed up AGAINST him.

They made a giant BANNER that read, quote ,”Steve Frazer, you’re dumped by both of your girlfriends.”  And it had a photo of Steve on one side, and a photo of them together on the other.

Then they hung the banner on a bridge over a HIGHWAY yesterday morning, so thousands of people would see it during their commute.

We’re guessing with all the publicity that Steve got the message.

Click here to see photos of the banner, plus the photos of Steve and the girls that they put on it.

 

mugshotA Woman Leads Cops on a High Speed Chase, Because She Preferred the Jail in the Next County

Cops in Oklahoma tried to pull over 34-year-old Luz Avilla of Chickasha, Oklahoma for drunk driving earlier this week.  Then she led the cops on a high-speed chase as she raced toward Caddo County, which is the next county over.

When she finally pulled over, she told the cops she’d fled because Caddo County’s jail is NICER than Grady County’s . . . so she wanted to make it into Caddo to get locked up there.

Unfortunately for her, she stopped just a few miles before the county line, so she was arrested and taken to the jail she DIDN’T like.

Stupid Criminals!!!

We don’t know the crimes she committed in the past that allowed her to spend so much time in various local jails.

 

Animal Stories

This sounds like something out a Disney film.

In Ringwood New Jersey, a six-month-old black bear cub had to be rescued when he climbed a tree and got his head stuck in a cookie jar.

An official said, “He was trying to eat what remained in the jar and pulled the jar over his head (then) got spooked and went up into the tree.”

Rescuers from the Department of Environmental Protection climbed up the tree and tranquilized the bear.  They cut the jar off his head and safely lowered him from the tree.

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Wet Nose Wednesday – Mocha

Every Wednesday at 8:40, Guardian Angel Pet Rescue joins the Mike and Mandy show to showcase a special animal that needs a good home.

This week’s featured pet is Mocha.

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Mocha and last week’s featured dog, Cocoa are bothers that have been living as outside dogs for the last several years in the hot Memphis summers and recent frigid winters. Their owner decided to surrender them to rescue so they could be adopted by someone who wanted to give them the love and attention they deserve. Mocha is an 8-10 year old Shih Tzu that weighs about 10 pounds. He is heartworm negative, neutered, up to date on shots and just had his teeth cleaned. Mocha is starting to get some gray in his eyes and follows Cocoa in and out of the house so they should be adopted together. He is a very cute, sweet little love bug that get along with children, cats and other dogs. Mocha is kenneled at night to house train him and would do well with a doggie door (not required though). Cocoa and Mocha can’t wait to find their forever home inside their new family’s house so they can soak up all the love and attention they deserve and have missed out on for most of their life.

If you would like to adopt this week’s dog…please click here to fill out an electronic adoption form.


For more information on Guardian Angel Pet Rescue, please visit their website by clicking here
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We couldn’t do Wet Nose Wednesday without the generous support of our sponsor, Dixie Memorial Pet Cemetery.

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Dirt Alert: Tuesday, 7/1/14

Robert Downey Jr.’s Son Was Arrested for Cocaine

ROBERT DOWNEY JR.’S 20-year-old son Indio was arrested for DRUGS on Sunday.  He got pulled over in West Hollywood around 2:20 P.M., and they found cocaine in his car.

(Check out a photo of Indio by clicking here.)

He was booked into L.A. County prison, and then released yesterday on $10,000 bail.  Indio reportedly has been in and out of rehab for YEARS, according to sources.  So this isn’t out of nowhere.  Obviously it’s a bigger deal considering how serious his DAD’S issues with drugs were.

Robert released a statement saying that, quote, “Unfortunately there’s a genetic component to addiction, and Indio has likely inherited it.”

He also said Indio’s family is standing by him.

 

VH1 Had Fans Submit Questions for Robin Thicke . . . and All of Them Are About Cheating on His Wife

VH1 asked fans to submit questions on Twitter for a Q&A with ROBIN THICKE today . . . and basically ALL of them have been about cheating on his wife.  Here are some examples:

1.  “Why didn’t you write a whole album for her when you were WITH her?” . . . which is a reference to his new album, “Paula”.

2. “How is your relationship with your mother?”

3.  “Which Axe Body Spray scent did you use to seduce the women you cheated on your wife with?”

One more:

“When you’re not busy objectifying women, making light of rape, and justifying sexual violence, how do you like to relax?”

 

From The Bowels of Human Excess!!!

Apparently it takes an army to keep GWYNETH PALTROW in great shape.

According to Star magazine, Gwyneth has an allergist, a blood analyst, a naturopath, a osteopath, four nutritionists, a meditation teacher, four massage therapists, three personal trainers and a yoga guru!

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