Mike and Mandy In The Morning!

After Calling Rehab a Blessing on “Letterman”, Lindsay Lohan Hit a Club 

So after Lindsay Lohan was on “Letterman” Tuesday where she called going to rehab “a blessing”, she went to a club called 1 Oak.

–She left early Wednesday morning, trying to hide her face with her purse, of course.

–Click here to see some pictures.

–Meanwhile, Lindsay is expected to be CHARLIE SHEEN’S date for the “Scary Movie 5″ premiere tonight.  They play a couple in the movie.

Wesley Snipes Has Been Offered a Part in “The Expendables 3″ 

WESLEY SNIPES may have scored his first post-prison gig.  SYLVESTER STALLONE has reportedly offered him a part in “The Expendables 3″.

–A source says, quote, “Stallone wants to help Wesley get back on his feet . . . The script is being processed and Sly wants Wesley to jump on board.  Filming is likely to start late this year.”

Wesley is under house arrest until July 19th.

–He served most of a three-year sentence for failing to pay MILLIONS in taxes.

Justin Timberlake Performed “Sittin’ on the Dock of the Bay” at the White House, and Got the President to Sing Along 

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE performed for BARACK and MICHELLE OBAMA at a White House event on Tuesday night, to celebrate Memphis soul music.

–He sang OTIS REDDING’S “(Sittin’ on) the Dock of the Bay” . . . and got everyone to join in at the end, including Obama.  The full concert airs next Tuesday on PBS.

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Every Wednesday at 8:40, Guardian Angel Pet Rescue joins the Mike and Mandy show to showcase a special animal that needs a good home.

This week’s featured pet is Austin

Austin is a male Chihuahua mix approximately two years old. He was rescued from Marion Animal Shelter by GAPR. Austin is a lovebug. His favorite position is on his back in your lap being rocked or curled up under the covers of his person. He is very sweet and gentle, but does not like to share his spot with another male dog. He is fine living with all dogs as long as they don’t try to share his spot for sleeping. Austin was heartworm positive when we got him, but has since been treated. He is not quite ready for heartworm test yet – that is usually done about six months after treatment. He is neutered, up-to-date on vaccinations, and current on rabies. Austin would make a wonderful companion for most any family.

If you would like to adopt this week’s dog…please click here to fill out an electronic adoption form.

For more information on Guardian Angel Pet Rescue, please visit their website by clicking here.

We couldn’t do Wet Nose Wednesday without the generous support of our sponsor, Dixie Memorial Pet Cemetery.

Lindsay Lohan Told David Letterman She Goes to Rehab on May 2nd 

LINDSAY LOHAN was on “The Late Show with David Letterman” last night . . . and she told Dave that she’s finally hitting rehab on May 2nd.

–Dave wasn’t easy on her.  He asked her straight up, quote, “Aren’t you supposed to be in rehab now?”

And Lindsay replied, quote, “What are you a tabloid now?”

–He asked her how many times she’s already been in rehab, and she said “Several.”

–She also called her upcoming rehab stint, quote, “a blessing, not a curse.”

Seth Macfarlane and Charlize Theron An Item???

We’ve heard rumors that SETH MACFARLANE and CHARLIZE THERON are dating.  And now we have some pictures….of them WALKING.  I’m not sure if you call that dating, but we have pictures of them out together.

Click here to see them.

President Obama is the Most Literate of the Top 10 Celebrities on Twitter . . . and Justin Bieber is the Least 

PRESIDENT OBAMA has been deemed the most literate of the 10 most-followed celebrities on Twitter.

–The website Buzzfeed.com took the 10 most-followed celebrities on Twitter and ran their Tweets through an online “readability calculator”, in order to determine the grade level their grammar would be appropriate for.

–Obama’s Tweets scored just over a SIXTH-GRADE reading level.  KatyPerry and Lady Gaga were close behind with a level of just under the 6^th grade.

–And, coming in DEAD LAST was JUSTIN BIEBER . . . who failed to reach even a FIRST GRADE level.

Halle Berry is Pregnant 

HALLE BERRY and OLIVIER MARTINEZ are expecting a baby.

Her rep says, quote, “We can confirm that Halle Berry and OLIVIER MARTINEZ are expecting a child.  We will not be commenting on or confirming any additional details.”

Of course, the tabloids are providing the rest of the details . . . whether they’re true or not.  Sources say they’re having a BOY, and that Halle is three months along.

–Click here to see a picture of Halle with a SORT-OF baby bump.

–By the way…Halle is 46.  Olivier is 47.

Wesley Snipes Has Been Released to House Arrest 

WESLEY SNIPES was released from federal prison last Tuesday, but he’s not completely free yet.

–He’ll be under house arrest until July 19th.

–Snipes was sentenced to three years behind bars for failing to pay MILLIONS in taxes.

–He started serving in December of 2010, so he’s getting out a few months early.

Eric Johnson And Jessica Simpson Will Finally Get Married!

ERIC JOHNSON is finally gonna make an honest woman out of JESSICA SIMPSON.

–Sources tell us that the two are planning a low-key, Hawaiian ceremony one-month after Jessica gives birth to their second baby.

–Word is they were all set to tie the knot last year, but put everything on hold after seeing those two pink lines pop up on a pregnancy test.

Every Wednesday at 8:40, Guardian Angel Pet Rescue joins the Mike and Mandy show to showcase a special animal that needs a good home.

This week’s featured pets are Chocolate, Cinnamon, and Coco

These sweet Border Collie mix puppies are approximately four-months-old. They are the sweetest, most laid-back puppies you will ever meet. They are playful at times, but prefer to sit in your lap. The three adorable furbabies are very smart – sitting for their treats and one of them has already learned to ring a bell when he needs to go outside. They are kennel-trained and go to the door when they want to go potty. They are awesome family dogs because they love children of all ages. They would make wonderful companions for any family.

If you would like to adopt this week’s dog…please click here to fill out an electronic adoption form.

For more information on Guardian Angel Pet Rescue, please visit their website by clicking here.

We couldn’t do Wet Nose Wednesday without the generous support of our sponsor, Dixie Memorial Pet Cemetery.

Conan O’Brien Crashed a Wedding in Atlanta 

CONAN O’BRIEN crashed a wedding in Atlanta this past Saturday.

–It all started when one of the bridesmaids found out that Conan was staying at the same hotel where the wedding was being held.

–She Tweeted Conan an invite just for the heck of it, and he actually showed.  A source says he joked around a little, did his “string dance”, chatted with the bride and groom and showed them pictures of his wife and kids.

–A source says he was, quote, “cool and approachable and the nicest guy in the world.”

–Click here to see a picture.

Lamar Odom’s Cancer Charity Has Never Given a Dime to Cancer Causes

ESPN’s “Outside the Lines” says that LAMAR ODOM’S cancer charity has raised $2.2 million since he started it in 2004, yet it hasn’t given a DIME to cancer causes.

–It’s mostly been used to fund two elite youth basketball travel teams.  When ESPN asked Lamar about how the charity is dispersing its funds, he told them, quote, “It’s my money.”

–Lamar’s wife KHLOE KARDASHIAN has frequently helped him raise money for the organization.

Almost 16 Million People Watched the March Madness Game That Had That Horrible Injury

Kevin Ware’s nasty broken leg was seen by A LOT of people on Sunday.

During the Louisville/Duke game, CBS averaged almost 16 million viewers.

That would have been the most-watched thing on TV last week, if it wasn’t for “NCIS”.

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Celebrity April Fool’s Day Pranks

There were several celebrity April Fool’s pranks yesterday.  SHARON OSBOURNE announced she was pregnant . . . She later revealed that she was joking.

–SNOOKI claimed she and JIONNI got married . . . The poorly-Photoshopped picture she posted to prove it was kind of a giveaway, though.  (–Check it out by clicking here.)

–And a MILA KUNIS fan site said she and ASHTON KUTCHER were expecting. . . . A MILA KUNIS fan page . . . not her official page, so there ‘ya go!!  April Fools!!!

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Louisville Basketball Player Kevin Ware Says He Never Wants to Watch a Replay of His Injury 

Louisville basketball player KEVIN WARE says he never wants to watch a replay of the GRUESOME injury he suffered Sunday in the NCAA Tournament game against Duke.

–He says, quote, “I jumped and my leg felt kind of funny.  When Coach [Rick Pitino] tried to help me up, he gave me a funny kind of look.  I look down and I see my bone sticking out.”

–But Ware knew in that moment what he had to do . . . rally the team.  He says, quote, “I just looked at Coach P and said, ‘You gotta pull yourself together.  Tell the guys to come over here.’

Jay Leno and Jimmy Fallon Addressed the “Tonight Show” Rumors in a Duet Last Night

JAY LENO and JIMMY FALLON teamed up to address the “Tonight Show” rumors last night.

–It was a four minute skit that aired between their shows, with a DUET set to “Tonight” from “West Side Story”.

–It included the lines:  Quote, “Why do they say we fight?  Who cares who hosts ‘Tonight’?  People just watch online the next day!”

–So it was all light-hearted.  Although Leno took another shot at NBC in his monologue.  He said, quote, “Before we get started, let me say that NBC and I have reached a peaceful, amicable agreement that will be beneficial to both sides . . .

–”April Fools!  It will never happen.”

Reese Witherspoon Goes Brunette

REESE WITHERSPOON is a brunette now. Click here to see a picture….and now, on with the Dirt Alert!

“America’s Most Wanted” Cancelled After 25 Years

“America’s Most Wanted”, after 25 years, has finally been cancelled.

–The series, which has been hosted by John Walsh since 1988 and has led to the capture of more than 1,000 criminals during its run, started on Fox TV, but after Fox cancelled it the show was picked up by Lifetime for a run in 2012.

–This year, the show isn’t being renewed.

–However, the network is developing an investigative pilot with Walsh.

Lindsay Lohan Hid Under a Table at a Club

After filming her guest spot on “Anger Management”, LINDSAY LOHAN flew to Brazil, where she’s being paid at least $100,000 to promote a new clothing store in Sao Paolo.

–The two big stories from her trip are, one, she wore some pretty flimsy outfits, and in a club one night she was photographed HIDING UNDER A TABLE because she didn’t want people bothering her for pictures.  Yes, she sat right on the floor under the table.

–Click here to see her hiding under the table.  Click here to see her flimsy outfits.

–At least up to this point, no one seems to have evidence that Lindsay drank anything but water.  She has until May 2nd to enroll in rehab.

Madonna Not A Billionaire

No, Madonna is not a billionaire after all, says Forbes.

–After Women’s Wear Daily magazine reported that the earnings from her latest album and the subsequent world tour put her in the Billionaire club, Forbes ran the numbers and the singer didn’t even come close.

–They believe her wealth hovers at around $112 million.

Stoners for Gay Marriage!  Willie Nelson and Snoop Want Equality 

I don’t know what the connection is between smoking tons of weed and supporting gay marriage.  Maybe your mind is more open and enlightened . . . or maybe you’re just too lazy to oppose anything.

–Either way, two of marijuana’s biggest advocates, WILLIE NELSON and SNOOP DOGG, are all about equality.

–Willie says, quote, “I never thought of marriage as something only for men and women.  But I’d never marry a guy I didn’t like.”  And Snoop says, quote, “People can do what they want and as they please…I have no issues with nobody.”

Maria Shriver Hasn’t Taken Down Her Christmas Lights

It may be the end of March, but it’s still Christmas time at Maria Shriver’s house!

–According to TMZ, people in Maria Shriver’s Brentwood neighborhood are in a tizzy over the fact that she still has lights on the trees outside of her home.

–Apparently, her neighbors don’t want to confront her because they like her and don’t want to hurt her feelings. They are supposedly just hoping that word will get back to her somehow even though they think the out-of-season display is a major eyesore.

–Click here to see her Christmas lights.

Is Barbara Walters Retiring Next Year? 

There’s been some talk that BARBARA WALTERS may be preparing to leave “The View” . . . but now, there’s word she’s planning on retiring from EVERYTHING in May of next year.

–Someone from ABC News tells TMZ that even though Barbara has been “joking” about retiring “every year since the CLINTON administration” . . . this time she’s serious about it.

–The “Hollywood Reporter” claims Barbara will make some kind of “official announcement” about her retirement in the coming weeks.

Every Wednesday at 8:40, Guardian Angel Pet Rescue joins the Mike and Mandy show to showcase a special animal that needs a good home.

This week’s featured pet is Peaches.

Peaches was surrendered with the rest of her litter to the Olive Branch Humane Society as a newborn (only about a week old) without a mom. The litter was bottle fed and very sick with coccidia & giardia. They all got over the illness now she has been waiting for 5 years for a home. Peaches is an orange tabby and is now 5 years old. She is the most loving cat in the world! Peaches enjoys being a lap cat, running and playing and likes other cats. If you are looking for a sweet cat with a great personality then you have found her!

If you would like to adopt this week’s dog…please click here to fill out an electronic adoption form.

For more information on Guardian Angel Pet Rescue, please visit their website by clicking here.

We couldn’t do Wet Nose Wednesday without the generous support of our sponsor, Dixie Memorial Pet Cemetery.

A Guy Illegally Buys a Giant Snake . . . Then Gets Caught When It Tries to Swallow His Friend

Earlier this year, a 29-year-old in England bought a stolen, 10-FOOT snake.

–The snake was an African rock snake . . . the world’s THIRD-LARGEST SNAKE.  They kill animals like ANTELOPES and CROCODILES by constricting around them, suffocating them, then swallowing them WHOLE.

The next morning, he woke up and saw the snake next to his friend on the couch with its JAW UNHINGED . . . about to SWALLOW his friend WHOLE.

–So he tossed a heavy blanket over the snake, subdued it, and called the local zoo to come get it.  He was arrested for receiving stolen goods.

–Click here to see some pictures of African rock snakes.

Cops Busted a Burglar Who Had a To-Do List Reminding Him to Buy Meth, Get a Gold Watch, and Do a Good Deed for a Stranger

25-year-old Evan Dorsey of Massachusetts got arrested on Friday when police caught him trying to break into a house.

–On top of being caught breaking and entering, he was carrying quite a to-do list!!   He called the list, quote, “goals for Friday, 3/24/13″.  Among his goals for the day were:  buy some crystal meth . . . get a gold watch . . . commit a break-in or rob a dealer . . . and do one good deed for a stranger.

–He’s facing charges of breaking and entering, and has been ordered to undergo in-patient drug and alcohol treatment.  He’ll be back in court on April 22nd.

Suspect Caught Between Cops And Sharks

In Palm Beach, Florida, Paul Charles is believed to have assaulted his girlfriend and her new boyfriend on Monday.

–The two victims were taken to local hospitals.  Afterwards, Charles ran to Palm Beach, held a knife to his own chest and informed bystanders he was going to commit suicide.

–A four-hour standoff between Charles and police ensued, during about half of which the suspect was standing waist-deep in the ocean.  Eventually, Charles began to notice multiple spinner sharks jumping in the water.

–As the sharks began swimming closer, Charles surrendered to police.

Here’s the Lesson Chris Brown Learned from Beating Up Rihanna:  “You Can Lose It All” 

CHRIS BROWN says he learned an important lesson after he beat up RIHANNA four years ago . . . quote, “You can lose it all.”

–He adds, quote, “I’m not just saying fame or stardom because that’s not what it’s about.  I’m talking about dignity [and] integrity.  You know, you lose yourself in a way.”

Check Out Lindsay Lohan on the “Anger Management” Set

So apparently there was NO DRAMA on the set of “Anger Management” when LINDSAY LOHAN filmed her guest appearance . . . and we’ve got pictures to prove it.

–Lindsay Lohan not only showed up an hour early but according to E! News she hit all her marks and the rest of the cast and crew were happy with her work.

–Lindsay plays herself on the episode.  In one scene she’s doing community service at a prison, and in another, she’s in bed with CHARLIE SHEEN.

–Click here a prison pic. The guy on the right is Darius McCrary, who played Eddie Winslow on the sitcom “Family Matters“.

Madonna Is Super Rich . . . and Dionne Warwick Is Super Poor 

MADONNA is super RICH.

–The “New York Post” says she recently became a BILLIONAIRE thanks to her recent tour, her various clothing lines and some smart investments.

–Meanwhile, DIONNE WARWICK is super BROKE.  According to TMZ, she’s bankrupt, and owes more than $10.2 MILLION in unpaid taxes.  In her bankruptcy filing, Dionne claimed she only had $25,000 in total assets.

–Dionne’s rep says her severe financial problems were caused by, quote, “negligent and gross financial mismanagement” in the late ’80s and early-’90s.