Facebook Went Down for 19 Minutes on Friday . . . So People Started Calling 911
Facebook went down for about 19 minutes on Friday, and you’d expect people to be annoyed. But you wouldn’t expect them to PANIC like this.
Apparently, people started calling 911 to ask the COPS for help.
The police department in La Crescenta, California even went on Twitter and wrote, quote, “Facebook is not a law enforcement issue, please don’t call us about it being down, we don’t know when [it] will be back up.”
So yeah, don’t call the cops if Facebook goes down.
Cops Break Into a Car to Help a Baby Inside . . . Turns Out It’s a Doll
You hear so many stories about people leaving their children locked in hot cars, it’s put our nation on HIGH ALERT.
The police in Hoboken, New Jersey got SEVERAL calls on Thursday from people who saw a baby inside a locked car. One of them told the cops the baby looked, quote, “lifeless.”
So the cops rushed to the scene, smashed the window, and got the baby out.
And when they picked the baby up they realized why it looked lifeless . . . it was a DOLL. The car belonged to a woman named Kitty Mieles. She says her two-year-old granddaughter left the doll in the car.
And now Kitty is trying to get the city to pay for the cost of replacing her window.
Two Guys Making a Low Budget Rap Video Argue Over Who’s the Star . . . and One Shoots the Other
Rappers stopped shooting each other a while ago . . . right around the time they realized it was more lucrative to make guest appearances on each other’s tracks, and sell headphones. These guys didn’t get that memo.
Two best friends in New York are also amateur rappers, and they were making a low budget video in the Bronx on Saturday. Apparently they got into an argument over who was going to be the STAR.
It escalated . . . and one of them pulled out his gun and SHOT the other one.
The victim is in the hospital but is expected to survive. The cops are trying to track down the other star of the video, also known as the shooter.