Dirt Alert: Wednesday, 2/25/15

A Down And Dirty Quickie!!!

JESSICA BIEL is, like, the most pregnant woman EVER.

 

Sean Penn Throws Madonna Under The Bus

Sean Penn has been married two times.  Once to Madonna and once to Robin Wright…but he threw both ladies under the bus by telling Esquire Magazine that if he marries Charlize Theron, he would consider it his “first marriage.”

His exact quote was, “You say I’ve been married twice before but I’ve been married under circumstances where I was less informed than I am today, so I wouldn’t even consider it a third marriage, I’d consider it a first marriage on its own terms.”

Sean Penn has been dating Charlize Theron for over a year.

 

Kim Kardashian’s Beauty Regimen Includes a $455 Cream and $795 LED Therapy Machine 

Do you want to look like KIM KARDASHIAN?  It’ll cost you.  Kim laid out her beauty regimen on a website called IntoTheGloss.com.  And you can’t afford it.

Kim starts by taking off her makeup with Neutrogena Cleansing Towelettes.  That’s the part you CAN afford, because a pack of seven only costs $1.83.  But things go pretty high-end from there.  She also uses . . .

A Refreshing Cleansing Gel by Terry Pureté de Rose:  $52. Guerlain Orchidée Impériale The Rich Cream:  $455. C+C Vitamin Cream:  $115. Tracie Martyn Shakti Resculpting Cream:  $155.

She also treats her psoriasis with a Quasar MD Plus at-home LED light therapy machine . . . which costs $795.  When you add up everything Kim mentions in the article, the bill comes to $2,087.75.

 

The Next “Dancing with the Stars” Cast Includes Michael Sam, Suzanne Somers, and Patti LaBelle

The cast of the 20th season of “Dancing with the Stars” will feature:  Michael Sam, the first openly gay player to be drafted into the NFL and then be cast on “Dancing with the Stars”, Patti LaBelle, Suzanne Somers, and Rumer Willis.

A bonus contestant will be added in the coming weeks.  Season 20 premieres on March 16th.

 

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Dirt Alert: Tuesday, 2/24/15

Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden FOREVER!!!

If you don’t believe the marriage of CAMERON DIAZ and BENJI MADDEN is going to last forever, then you know NOTHING about the power of tattoos.

Because Benji got Cameron’s name inked across his chest, above a big heart.  So obviously, there’s no way they could possibly ever get divorced.

 

Leonard Nimoy Was Hospitalized with Severe Chest Pains Last Week 

“Star Trek”legend LEONARD NIMOY was hospitalized last week, supposedly for severe chest pains.

What we know for sure is that paramedics responded to a 911 call at Nimoy’s house on Thursday, and took one person to the hospital.

A year ago, Nimoy announced that he has chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, or COPD.  And he got it from smoking, even though he quit 30 YEARS AGO.  He’s 83 years old.

A lot of people are tweeting best wishes to Nimoy with “LLAP”, which stands for “Live Long and Prosper.”

 

When Tom Brady Is Done with Football, He Wants to Pursue Acting 

So what does Tom Brady want to do when he retires from football?

Well, when he’s done deflating balls for the New England Patriots, he wants to pursue ACTING.

An “insider” tells “Star” magazine, quote, “At 37, Tom knows he only has a few seasons left before retirement.  He’s thinking ahead and believes he could become a huge movie star.”

Supposedly, his wife GISELE BUNDCHEN isn’t too thrilled with the idea, because she doesn’t like the thought that Tom would be hanging out with hot actresses.

 

Billy Bob Thornton Had A Secret Wedding Back In October

Billy Bob Thornton secretly wed his longtime girlfriend Connie Angland after 12 years of dating.

The couple exchanged vows in a private ceremony at their home in L.A back in October!

Only family was invited.

They already have one child together — a daughter named Bella who was born in 2004.

This is Billy Bob’s sixth marriage.

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Dirt Alert: Monday, 2/23/15

“Birdman” Had a Pretty Good Night at the Oscars

“Birdman” was the big winner at last night’s Oscars.  It took home four Oscars . . . Best Picture, Best Director, Best Original Screenplay, and Best Cinematography.

Michael Keaton lost the Best Actor award to Eddie Redmayne, the guy who played Stephen Hawking in “The Theory of Everything”.

Meanwhile, Julianne Moore took Best Actress for “Still Alice”, which is a movie about Alzheimer’s disease.

J.K. Simmons won Best Supporting Actor for “Whiplash”, and Patricia Arquette won Best Supporting Actress for “Boyhood”.  Her speech  demanding equal pay for women brought Meryl Streep and Jennifer Lopez to their feet.

 

Leonardo DiCaprio Threw Rihanna a 27th Birthday Party 

So Leonardo Dicaprio and Rihanna broke up?  Not so fast!!!

RIHANNA had a huge party Friday night for her 27th birthday, and sources say her alleged boyfriend LEONARDO DICAPRIO helped put it on.  It was held at a private home in Beverly Hills and lasted until 4:00 A.M. the next morning.

Guests included Naomi Campbell, Mick Jagger, Beyoncé, Jay Z, and Russell Simmons.  A source says Rihanna and Leo were, quote, “dancing close all night.”

(Check out a picture and video from the party.

 

Kim, Khloe, Kylie and North Were in an Accident in Montana  

Four members of the KARDASHIAN clan were involved in a car accident on an icy road in Montana on Saturday.  They did not die.

KHLOE was driving an SUV with KIM, KYLIE and North inside, when a plow passed them, kicking up snow and making it hard for Khloe to see.  They hit a patch of ice, spun out and ended up in a ditch on the other side of the road.

Nobody was injured.

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Freak Files: Friday, 2/10/15

A Woman Married One of the Guests at Her Wedding . . . Because the Groom Had a Seizure?

A 25-year-old guy named Jugal Kishore was supposed to marry his 23-year-old girlfriend in India recently.  But in the middle of the ceremony, he had a SEIZURE.

It turns out he’s epileptic.  And the bride was so angry that he’d never TOLD her he was epileptic . . . that she ended up marrying one of the GUESTS instead.  Right then and there.

She chose her sister’s brother-in-law.  He’d come to the wedding in jeans and a leather jacket for some reason, but that didn’t bother her.

Meanwhile, Jugal’s family rushed him to the hospital.  But he came back later, and found out he wasn’t getting married anymore, which sparked a huge BRAWL between the two families, with people throwing plates and silverware at each other.

At this point, you have to say that Jugal is better off, because there’s no WAY the girl was gonna live up to the whole “for better or worse” thing. 

 

A Guy on the Way to a Job Interview Shoved and Swore at a Stranger . . . Who Turned Out to be the Interviewer

Matt Buckland is in the HR department at an investment firm in London.  He was getting off the subway Monday and he stood to the side to let a woman get off first.

But a guy behind him started yelling, and SWEARING at him, then shoved past him to get off the train.

When Matt got to work, he started conducting interviews for a web developer position . . . and the YELLING GUY walked in.  It turns out the reason he was in such a hurry to get off the subway was because of his job interview.

The YELLING GUY didn’t recognize Matt . . . but Matt recognized HIM.  So he started the interview by asking questions about commuting on the subway . . . and kept going until the guy realized who he was.

The guy was embarrassed and apologized . . . but he‘s not getting the job.

Click here to see a picture of Matt and a tweet he posted about the incident.

 

From The Boughs of Human Excess!

A one bedroom apartment in New York City is renting for $120-thousand dollars a month.

The 11-hundred square foot unit inside the Pierre hotel on East 61st Street comes with butler service and a chauffeur-driven Jaguar.

It also boasts “sweeping park and city views from a corner suite perched above the world.”  Broker ANDRES PEREA-GARZON explains, “This is the epitome of luxury.”

A six-bedroom apartment in the same building was recently rented for $500-thousand dollars a month.

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Freak Files: Thursday, 2/19/15

A Freaky Follow-Up

Remember the mayor in Wisconsin who got bitten by a groundhog on Groundhog Day earlier this month?  Well, apparently it didn’t help his campaign . . . because he lost his primary on Tuesday and came in THIRD.

 

Sleeping mugshotStupid, Sleepy Criminals!!!

A Texas man accused of drunk driving fell asleep while having his mugshot photo taken.

Police were looking for 20-year-old CHRISTOPHER SHIRLEY outside a Walmart in the town of Porter because  his truck had allegedly backed into another vehicle.

But when the cops got there, they found Shirley asleep behind the wheel.  They gave him a field sobriety test, which he failed so he was taken to the station for booking.

And guess what happened?  He fell asleep right as the mugshot picture was being taken. The photo is going viral online.

 

A Guy Ate at Benihana 579 Times Last Year . . . to Win a Free Trip to a Benihana

Last year, 51-year-old Jack King of Salt Lake City Jack found out that Benihana was holding a nationwide contest:  Whoever ate the most meals at Benihana in 2014 would win a $1,000 Benihana gift card, and a trip to any Benihana in the country.

So Jack went 579 TIMES.  That’s an average of 1.5 trips a day.

He says that he always tried to eat on the healthier side, and he’d spend about $12 on each trip.

Well, he beat out 19,000 other people and WON the contest.  He also lost 20 pounds in the process.

But . . . he spent about $6,900 to win a $1,000 gift card.  As for his trip, he’s planning to go to a Benihana in either Key West, Florida or Anchorage, Alaska.

Click here to see a photo of Jack.

 

A One-Way Ticket To Mars!

Do you dream of going into outer space, but don’t have the time or money to pursue a degree in astrophysics?

Your prayers could be answered thanks to a brand-new reality show called “The Mars 100!” PerezHilton.com reports the Dutch company Mars One has finalized its list of applicants to 100 contestants –50 male and 50 female –who will compete for the chance to be sent to Mars to start a human colony!

24 lucky winners will be blasting off in groups of four to the Red Planet.

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Wet Nose Wednesday: Pandora

Every Wednesday at 8:40, Guardian Angel Pet Rescue joins the Mike and Mandy show to showcase a special animal that needs a good home.

This week’s featured pet is Pandora.

Pandora 1

Pandora 2

Pandora is a Dachshund / Rat Terrier mix. She is 10 weeks old and currently weighs 4 pounds. Pandora is absolutely adorable. Beautifully marked and gregarious, this tiny fur baby has big personality. She loves to play, run, jump, wiggle and kiss. Her antics will put a permanent smile on your face. Once tired, little Pandora enjoys snuggly naps with her human and animal friends. She is definitely the best of both worlds, playful and cuddly! If you are ready for a new baby in your family, Pandora could be your happily ever after!!!
Pandora has been dewormed and has had her first set of shots. Included in her adoption fee, Pandora will receive all puppy shots, a rabies shot, spay and microchip through GAPR.

If you would like to adopt this week’s dog…please click here to fill out an electronic adoption form.


For more information on Guardian Angel Pet Rescue, please visit their website by clicking here
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We couldn’t do Wet Nose Wednesday without the generous support of our sponsor, Dixie Memorial Pet Cemetery.

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Dirt Alert: Wednesday, 2/18/15

A Down and Dirty “Quickie”

At her dad’s fashion show last week, North West was actually wearing a BULLET-PROOF VEST that he designed.

By the way . . . thanks to North, there is now supposedly a NO KIDS rule for the rest of New York Fashion Week.

 

More Than 450,000 People Pirated “Fifty Shades of Grey” This Weekend 

“Fifty Shades of Grey” made a ton of money on its opening weekend, but it could have made more.  Poor-quality pirated copies of the movie were downloaded more than 450,000 times over the weekend.

Meanwhile, Time.com reports that a drive-in theater showing the movie in Sacramento caused a traffic jam . . . not to mention complaints from parents who happened to be driving within sight of the screen with their kids in the car.

 

Christina Aguilera Treats Fans To Starbucks Coffee

Christina Aguilera treated some of her fans to Starbucks coffee Monday night.

Christina announced on her Twitter account that she was at 30 Rockefeller Plaza in New York City and would be buying everyone coffee and signing their cups for 1-hour.

Needless to say, the store was mobbed by fans, but Christina kept her word.  She bought everyone’s coffee and personally autographed their cups!

 

Is Taylor Swift Walking Down the Aisle!??

Taylor Swift is walking down the aisle….but not as a bride!

Taylor Swift has been asked to be her best friend’s Maid of Honor. Taylor shared the request from her best friend, Brit Maack, on Instagram, which said, “Taylor, You are more than a friend, you are more than a best friend, you are my sister. I cannot imagine having any one else by my side on my wedding day… Will you be my Maid of Honor?”

Taylor captioned the pic, “YEAH I WILL.”

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Dirt Alert: Tuesday, 2/17/15

Lance Armstrong Has to Pay $10 Million for Lying Under Oath 

In 2005, LANCE ARMSTRONG swore under oath that he’d never used performance-enhancing drugs.  Well it would appear that was never NOT using performance-enhancing drugs.

And it’s not a good idea to commit perjury because an arbitration panel in Texas just ordered Lance to pay a $10 million penalty to the sports insurance company that paid his Tour de France bonuses.

That’s the largest sanction against an individual in U.S. history.  Under oath, Lance had said, quote, “I race the bike straight up fair and square.”  LIVE STRONG!

 

The “SNL” Anniversary Special Delivered Huge Ratings 

The “Saturday Night Live: 40th Anniversary Special” drew a HUGE audience for NBC on Sunday night.

The three-and-a-half-hour special averaged 23.1 million viewers, making it NBC’s most-watched, non-sports, prime-time entertainment telecast in more than 10 years.

The hour-long red-carpet special averaged 11.1 million viewers.  And on social media, a record-breaking 9.1 million people interacted with 1.3 million Tweets about the show.

 

“It’s My Party” Singer Lesley Gore Has Died 

Singer LESLEY GORE died of lung cancer yesterday morning at the age of 68.  She’s best known for her 1963 hit “It’s My Party.

Some of her other songs included:  “You Don’t Own Me”, “Judy’s Turn to Cry”, “She’s a Fool”, and “Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows”.

She also appeared on the ’60s “Batman” show as Catwoman’s sidekick Pussycat.

 

Justin Bieber Picks Up $200 Restaurant Tab For NYPD Cops

Justin Bieber seems to be continuing his image-polishing campaign…because while he was eating at the “Comfort Diner” in Midtown Manhattan on Friday night, “The Bieb” noticed a group of New York City cops eating dinner alongside him.

So, he decided to pay for their tab, which came out to around $200.  They thanked Justin and took a photo with him to show to their families.

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Freak Files: Tuesday, 2/17/15

Bad Weather

A guy in Boston shoveled a bunch of snow so he could park his car.  After about an hour of shoveling, someone came along and stole the parking spot.

So he shoveled all the snow back on TOP of their car, and posted a photo of it on Craigslist.  Click here to see it.

 

Stupid Criminals!

A guy in Green Bay, Wisconsin was arrested on Sunday after he tried to shoot a stray dog outside his house, and missed eight times.  But he did manage to hit his neighbor’s house and car by mistake.

He was arrested for illegal use of a firearm, cruelty to animals, and vandalism!!!

 

You Think You’re Having A Bad Day?

A mother in Orlando, Florida, had her car –and her baby– repossessed.

ANTOINETTE JORDAN went into the daycare to pick up her other two kids, but left her nine-month-old in the car.  When she came back out, the car and the baby were gone.

Jordan says, “I was just very, very scared… I thought somebody kidnapped her.”  Cops tracked the vehicle, along with the child, to Xpress Finance and General Auto in Orlando.

Jordan says her $199-dollar car payment was only three days late when the company decided to repo it.

 

A Woman Set a Record For Catching the Most Bouquets at Weddings . . . But She’s Still Single

When you catch a bouquet at a wedding, it means you’re next in line to be married.  Well meet Jamie.

37-year-old Jamie Jackson of Salt Lake City, Utah just applied to the “Guinness Book of World Records” for catching the most bouquets at weddings.  She’s caught 46 bouquets since 1996 . . . and she has the photos to prove it.

But even with all those bouquets . . . Jamie is still single.  And she says she’s NOT just staying single so she can stay eligible to catch bouquets.  Apparently things just haven’t happened for her yet.

Maybe it’s because she keeps all the bouquets she catches on display in a big glass case in her house.

Click here to see pictures of Jamie and all her bouquets.

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Freak Files: Friday, 2/13/15

A Woman Says a Fancy Restaurant Served Her Fish With the Hook Still Inside

57-year-old Aliona Russo went to a fancy restaurant in New York City called Villagio’s and ordered a piece of fish.  It cost $42.  For that price, there’d BETTER be something special about it . . . and Aliona says there was.

When she bit into it . . . the HOOK used to catch it was still inside.

Aliona says it cut her mouth.  She also says it’s caused her psychological damage and made her afraid to eat fish, which WAS her favorite food.

So now she’s SUING the restaurant, but one of the owners of the restaurant says the lawsuit is GARBAGE.  He says their fish are all caught with NETS, so the woman must’ve put the hook in the fish herself.

Click here to see a picture of the fish with the hook.

 

Justice Is Served!!!

Two months ago, an executive for Korean Air Lines LOST IT and had a fit when a flight attendant gave her macadamia nuts in a bag instead of a dish.

The executive was so upset that she literally ordered the pilots to turn the plane around, taxied back to the gate so that she could kick the flight attendant off the plane.

Well aviation authorities turned the tables on this high ranking airline executive by having her arrested for ordering the plane to divert back to the gate.

And yesterday, a judge in South Korea sentenced her to a year in JAIL for obstructing aviation safety.

 

Chihuahua Rescued

A stray two-legged Chihuahua in California has found a new home.

The pooch –nicknamed JOEY– only has a left front leg and a right back leg.  Joey was discovered roaming the streets of Highland, California last week without a collar or any identifying tags.

Sadly, nobody came forward to claim him. So DOUG SMITH, supervising animal control officer for San Bernardino County, decided to take him home.

Smith’s daughter instantly fell in love with the Chihuahua and the pup is now doing great.

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Do you have what it takes to be Rockey the Redbird?

The Memphis Redbirds are hiring a new mascot!!  Do you have what it takes to be Rockey the Redbird?  Click here to find out….and apply!

 

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Freak Files: Thursday, 2/12/15

The Guy Who Walks 21 Miles to Work Got So Many Donations He Had to Move . . . So His Neighbors Don’t Rob Him

56-year-old James Robertson of Detroit, Michigan became international news last week . . . the “Detroit Free Press” wrote a story about how he had to walk 21 miles to and from his job at a factory every single day, and he was a feature story with our Freak Files right her on the Mike & Mandy Show.

Fortunately, James got more than $350,000 in donations from people around the world . . . and a car dealership gave him a $35,000 Ford Taurus for his commute too.

All sounds great, right?  Well, James just had to MOVE on Tuesday . . . because he didn’t feel safe in his neighborhood now that everyone knows he has money.

The Detroit police say, quote, “People were actually asking him for money.”  They helped James quickly move to a temporary home while he looks for a more permanent place.

 

Illegal Pot Growers Foiled By Snow-Free Roofs

Police near Amsterdam had an easy time of it zeroing-in on a suspected marijuana grow house—it was the only house on the block whose roof was clear of snow after a HUGE snowstorm.

Apparently, the heat lamps the crooks were using warmed the house so much that all the snow on the roof melted!

The police raided the house and found it was a, quote, “industrial-scale cultivation of cannabis.”

Stupid Criminals!!!

Over 500 marijuana plants were seized and the people in the house were arrested.

Click here to see a picture of the house with the missing snow on its roof.

 

Miss Stow-Away, 2015

Marilyn Jean Hartmanis a 63-year-old woman who’s been trying to sneak past security and onto airliners across the country.  And she has quite the resume for it too.

Back in August, she was arrested at Sky Harbor International Airport in Phoenix when she tried to enter a security checkpoint without a ticket.

That’s while she was still on probation for a previous incident when she tried to sneak onto a plane at LAX.  She got 117 days behind bars for that one.

Now the Nassau County, FL, Sheriff’s Department says Marilyn was arrested again this past Sunday, after she went to the Omni Amelia Island Plantation Resort and checked in using the name of another guest.  She was shown to her room, but then arrested when the real guest tried to check in, and the hotel realized its mistake.

That’s when she admitted she flew from Minneapolis-St. Paul to Jacksonville without a ticket.  She’s currently behind bars on a $55-thousand dollar bond.

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