Freak Files: Friday, 9/19/14

A Guy Goes to a Police Station to Report a Robbery . . . and the Guy Who Robbed Him Shows Up Too

In Melbourne, Australia Ross Moresi realized someone had stolen two of his surfboards, worth close to a thousand dollars each.

So he called around to local surf shops, to see if anyone had tried to sell them.  And it turned out some guy DID sell them to a place, and he used the name Daniel Burne.

So Ross wrote down the name, and went to his local police station to report it.  And while he was standing in line, a guy who was out on bail showed up because he had to check in.  And Ross heard him say that HIS name was Daniel Burne.

Ross told the cops and a few minutes later, Daniel confessed to the whole thing and Ross ended up getting both of his surfboards back.

(Check out a photo of Ross with one of his boards here.)

 

Teens Crash An SUV Crashed Caused When Teen Burned Driver’s Armpit Hair

A SUV full of teenagers crashed in Idaho after one of the passengers lit the driver’s armpit hair on fire with a lighter.

The rollover occurred after a 16-year-old boy was goofing off in the front seat and lit the 18-year-old driver’s armpit hair on fire as a joke.

The 18-year old lost control of the vehicle and crashed.  All 5 teens in the car were taken to the hospital, but are expected to make a full recovery.

The driver has been charged with failure to wear a seatbelt.  The 16-year-old was charged with interfering with the driver’s safety.

 

Police Radar Gun Might Soon Be Able To Tell If You’re Texting

You better not be texting while driving….because soon, cops will be able to TELL!!

A new radar gun is being developed that pick-up radio frequencies showing that drivers are texting.

This new radar-gun would give police departments the ability to increase their revenue from traffic tickets and can even pick-up the content of the texts your sending.

They’ll be able to tell if it’s the driver texting illegally or just a passenger in the car.

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Dirt Alert: Friday, 9/19/14

Miley Cyrus Could Be in Trouble for Letting a Dancer Spank Her With a Mexican Flag 

MILEY CYRUS might be in a little trouble for her antics during a show in Monterrey, Mexico earlier this week.

Miley was wearing a giant, fake BUTT and twerking, and letting a dancer spank her with a Mexican flag.  To make matters worse, it was September 16th . . . Mexican Independence Day.

And now, state officials want the Mexican government to charge Miley for desecrating the flag, and punish her with a $1,270 fine and 36 hours in JAIL.

(Here’s video of the spanking.)

 

Weed Is Legal In Colorado, And That’s A Good Thing For Peyton Manning!

OMPEYTON MANNING doesn’t just do Papa John’s commercials, he also owns around 25 locations in the Denver area, which he purchased when he joined the Broncos a few years back.

Peyton says business is BOOMING since pot became legal.  He tells “Sports Illustrated”, quote, “There’s some different laws out here in Colorado.  Pizza business is pretty good out here, believe it or not, due to some recent law changes.”

It sounds like that turned out to be a good buy for Peyton . . . and not just a gimmick.  Back in 2012, he said, quote, “It’s a smart investment now and will be long after I’m done playing football.”

 

Chris Martin & Jennifer Lawrence Heat Up At Coldplay’s LA Concert

Jennifer Lawrence was spotted blowing off some steam this week in LA, where she watched her new man, Chris Martin, rock out with Coldplay.

Sources say she danced the entire time and knew every word to every song….she couldn’t take her eyes off Chris.

Apparently Chris Martin was equally enthralled with Jennifer Lawrence. “He kept looking up in her direction during the show and smiling, pointing….singing to her.”

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Dirt Alert: Thursday, 9/18/14

George Clooney’s Wedding To Include 100 Cases Of Tequila

George Clooney’s upcoming wedding to Amal Alamuddin  is going to be such a barn-burner that he’ll have 100 cases of tequila on hand for the celebration!!

The tequila is a gift from his friend and business partner, Rande Gerber, who owns Casamigos Tequila.

The booze is being shipped to Italy as we speak.

 

Jay Z And Beyoncé Renew Vows

So much for divorce rumors.  Jay Z and Beyoncé renewed their wedding vows during their recent family vacation in Corsica.

A source told Grazia Magazine, “They were joined on a private beach by Beyoncé’s [mom] Tina, their daughter Blue Ivy and a small group of close friends and recited a new set of vows during a short but very romantic ceremony, which doubled up as a birthday celebration.”

 

This Is Apparently the Doctor Who Performed the Biopsy on Joan Rivers 

Several media outlets have identified the doctor who was performing the biopsy that may have led to JOAN RIVERS’ death . . . and even though we’ve been referring to him as a HE, he’s actually a SHE.

Her name is Gwen Korovin, and she’s kind of a big deal.  She has a ton of celebrity clients including Celine Dion, Lady Gaga, Hugh Jackman, John Mayer and Brooke Shields.

(Click here to see some picture of her in her office, with autographed photos of her clients on the walls.)

Meanwhile, Joan’s daughter MELISSA is expected to file complaints against Dr. Korovin and others over her mother’s death, and she wants to see some medical licenses REVOKED.

 

It’s True:  A Casino Banned Ben Affleck From Playing Blackjack 

Earlier this year, there was a rumor that BEN AFFLECK was banned rom playing blackjack at the Hard Rock Casino in Las Vegas because he was counting cards and winning too much money.

Well, it’s TRUE.

In the new issue of Details magazine, he says, quote, “That is a true story.  I mean, that took place.  The fact that being good at the game is against the rules at the casinos should tell you something about casinos.”

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Freak Files: Thursday, 9/18/14

Meth Don’t Smoke Itself!

Is this proof that meth is probably something you shouldn’t get involved in?

An Oklahoma City man pushed his wife and chased her with a pitchfork after she confronted him about his meth habit.

 

Stupid Workers!

An employee at a bakery in England was using a machine to knead bread, but the machine wasn’t working properly, so he got angry.  He decided to take his anger out on the machine, by head-butting it!!!

Now the machine won’t function at all, in fact the head-butt caused $5,000 in damages to the machine.  The employee has been fired.     

 

There’s an Eight-Year-Old Kid Who Makes $1.3 Million a Year . . . By Reviewing Toys on YouTube

A lot of YouTube celebrities start making hundreds of thousands of dollars by the time they’re 18 or 19.  But here’s an even MORE extreme example of how you can hit it big super early being a YouTuber.

An eight-year-old kid named Evan is the star of a kid-friendly YouTube channel called EvanTubeHD . He and his dad post videos of Evan playing with new toys and reviewing them, which is like a kid’s DREAM.

And from YouTube revenue, merchandizing, and deals with advertisers, they bring in an estimated $1.3 MILLION a year, which goes into investment accounts for Evan and his little sister.

Because of all the money he brings in, plus the amount of views he gets, Evan was ranked number 20 on a list of YouTube’s biggest stars earlier this year.

(You can check out one of his recent reviews for a line of R.C. cars called Air Hogs by clicking here.)

 

A Man Paid For $1,000 In Chick-Fil-A Meals

An anonymous customer at a West Texas Chick-Fil-A paid for the meals of 88 other vehicles that would come after him.

The man gave the employees of the restaurant $1,000 and told them to pay for everyone who came after him for as long as the money lasted.

The owner of the restaurant said that one woman was moved to tears by the generosity.

By the way…the restaurant gave the man his meal for free.

 

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Wet Nose Wednesday: Bella

Every Wednesday at 8:40, Guardian Angel Pet Rescue joins the Mike and Mandy show to showcase a special animal that needs a good home.

This week’s featured pet is Bella.

Bella

Bella is an adorable 9 week old female Boxer mix. She and her sister were rescued from the Marion Shelter. Bella is a cute little bundle of love who would make a wonderful companion. She has had two sets of shots, been dewormed twice and will be spayed in the near future once she grows a little more. If you are looking for a sweet young Boxer then you have found your little girl!

If you would like to adopt this week’s dog…please click here to fill out an electronic adoption form.


For more information on Guardian Angel Pet Rescue, please visit their website by clicking here
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We couldn’t do Wet Nose Wednesday without the generous support of our sponsor, Dixie Memorial Pet Cemetery.

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Dirt Alert: Wednesday, 9/17/14

Did Joan Rivers’ Doctor Take a Selfie While She Was Under Anesthesia? 

We’ve already heard that JOAN RIVERS’ doctor may have performed an unauthorized biopsy . . . one that ultimately killed her.  But here’s something we DIDN’T know.

According to CNN, before he did the operation, he TOOK A SELFIE with her while she was under the gas.

Dr. Lawrence Cohen performed the endoscopy.  But when he was done, an ear, nose and throat doctor Joan had brought with her decided that he wanted to do a biopsy.

Not only was Joan’s doctor not licensed to perform a biopsy at the clinic, but Joan never signed a consent form to have one in the first place.

The fallout continues.

 

Rihanna Wasn’t Happy That CBS Dropped Her Song from “Thursday Night Football”

RIHANNA is NOT happy with CBS for dropping her song from “Thursday Night Football” . . . apparently because she’s a high-profile victim of domestic abuse, and the NFL is in the middle of the RAY RICE scandal.

Rihanna didn’t say anything at the time, but when she heard that the producers wanted to bring it back tomorrow night, she FLIPPED OUT.

She Tweeted, quote, “CBS, you pulled my song last week.  Now you want to slide it back in this Thursday?  No.  Y’all are sad for penalizing me for this . . . the audacity.”

CBS claims that they’ve decided to go in a “different direction,” but Rihanna’s label, Roc Nation, issued a statement saying that they’re the ones who broke it off.

 

Quick note:  Despite the controversy surrounding the NFL right now, we are obsessed with it on TV.  “Sunday Night Football” was the most-watched show of the week.  The Bears-49ers game attracted 22.2 million viewers.  It was closely followed in the ratings by the Ravens-Steelers “Thursday Night Football” game, which had 20.8 million.

 

Move Over and Let the Big Dog Eat!

Wanna know what it’s like to live like a big-time record producer?

DIDDY just dropped $40 MILLION on a new mansion in the L.A. area.  It has eight bedrooms, 11 bathrooms and 17,000 square feet of living space . . . with a 35-seat theater, a gym and a wine room.  There’s also a 3,000 square foot guesthouse.

The grounds include a lagoon-style swimming pool with a grotto connected by an underwater swimming tunnel, which sounds pretty sweet.

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Freak Files: Tuesday, 9/16/14

A Leopard Is Terrorizing People Who Stumble Home Drunk in Northeast India

Here’s a travel advisory in case you have a trip scheduled to northeast India this week.  You probably don’t and that’s good!

Apparently, there’s a LEOPARD on the prowl and terrorizing people there.  The leopard has already attacked THIRTEEN people as they were walking home from bars and restaurants.

Forest rangers say it’s clear he’s got a taste for humans and people who’ve had too much to drink and are stumbling are easier targets.

They believe he used to eat DOGS . . . but there are fewer wild dogs around now, so the leopard has transitioned to humans.

They’ve gone out hunting for him three times but haven’t been able to catch him.

 

too smartA Drug Dealer Tells a Customer He’s “Too Smart” to Get Caught . . . and the Customer Is an Undercover Cop

There’s nothing as perfect as a Stupid Criminal who THINKS he’s a genius criminal . . . and that’s EXACTLY what we’ve got here.

45-year-old Adalberto Ramiro-diaz of Port St. Lucie, Florida has been running a pretty massive drug dealing operation out of his house.

At one point recently, a customer was over at his house looking at his massive stash of drugs and guns, and asked him how he’d never been caught.  And Adalberto told him he was TOO SMART to get caught.

But the customer he told that to was . . . an undercover cop.

Stupid Criminals!!!!

The cops arrested him last week on a ton of drug and weapons charges.  They also found a fake FBI badge in his house during their search.

 

A Vet Performed a Life-Saving Operation on a Goldfish

We do a LOT for our pets.  But do FISH count?

Last week, a couple in Melbourne, Australia noticed their pet goldfish George was having trouble breathing.

Now, George is ten years old.  So you’d THINK their first instinct would be to make sure the TOILET was working properly . . . because that’s probably where most people would send him.

Instead, they took him to the VET.  He saw that George had a massive TUMOR on one of his gills.  And I mean it was about the size of a grape.  For a three-ounce goldfish, that’s pretty big.

And he told George’s owners that it would be risky . . . but for $200, he could try to perform a potentially life-saving operation and REMOVE the tumor.  And they went for it.

We’re happy to report that the 45-minute surgery was a complete success.

George is now back home in his tank recovering.

Check out photos from the operation by clicking here. 

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Wet Nose Wednesday: Gracie

Every Wednesday at 8:40, Guardian Angel Pet Rescue joins the Mike and Mandy show to showcase a special animal that needs a good home.

This week’s featured pet is Gracie.

Gracie

Gracie is a 4 month old kitten that is the sibling of Pip. Gracie and her litter of siblings were all bottle-fed when they came in to the rescue. She weighs about 5 pounds, is up to date on shots and has been spayed. Gracie loves to be loved & cuddled and enjoys playing with her brother Scottie. She is a very sweet girl that is ready to find her forever home!

If you would like to adopt this week’s dog…please click here to fill out an electronic adoption form.


For more information on Guardian Angel Pet Rescue, please visit their website by clicking here
.

We couldn’t do Wet Nose Wednesday without the generous support of our sponsor, Dixie Memorial Pet Cemetery.

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Freak Files: Monday, 9/8/14

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A $139 Million House Just Went on the Market . . . What Do You Get For That Kind of Money?

The most expensive house that’s EVER been listed in the U.S. just hit the market.

The house is in Hillsboro Beach, Florida, in an area called “Millionaires Row.”  It’s not even totally BUILT yet . . . it won’t be done until next year.  But it costs $139 million, and for that money, it’d better be amazing.  Here’s what you get . . .

A 60,000-square-foot house on four acres with six fountains.

11 bedrooms and 17 bathrooms.

465 feet of private beach on the Atlantic Ocean.

A dock capable of handling a yacht up to 185 feet long.

An underground garage that can handle 30 cars.

An 18-seat IMAX theater.

And a 4,500-square-foot infinity pool with a waterslide and waterfall.

Click here for some photos of the home.

 

bank robber-tMRA Bank Robber Is Easily Identified . . . by the Money Falling Out of His Pants

25-year-old Shawn Lee Canfield of Merced, California has some pretty bad bank robbing skills.

Shawn went into a Chase bank at a grocery store and ROBBED it on Saturday.  The teller gave him $2,748 . . . and that’s when Shawn realized he forgot to bring a BAG to the robbery.

So he improvised and shoved the money down his pants just outside the bank.  But that took him a little while . . . and by the time he was done, the cops got there.

As the cops pulled up, money started falling out of Shawn’s pant leg.  Eventually all $2,748 was on the ground . . . and he was arrested for robbery and burglary.

Stupid Criminals!!!

He told the cops he’d stolen the money so he could visit his mother in Colorado.

 

Burglar Offers To Mow Lawn If Homeowners Let Him Go

25-year old Bryan Remley allegedly broke into the home of Joseph Cihak in St. Petersburg, Florida….and Joseph caught Bryan red-handed.

But instead of running away, Bryan tried to cut a deal with the homeowner saying he would mow Joseph’s lawn for FREE if they just let him go.

Instead, the man and his wife called 9-11 and held Bryan at gunpoint until police arrived.

Bryan was arrested and charged with armed residential burglary and violation of probation.

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Freak Files: Friday, 9/5/14

The Golden Arches at a McDonald’s in Oklahoma Fell and Trapped Two People in the Drive-Thru

The giant golden arches sign outside a McDonald’s in Weatherford, Oklahoma FELL on Wednesday . . . and landed on two cars in the drive-thru.

The photo is crazy, and it’s amazing no one was killed, because both cars were partially CRUSHED.  Firefighters say if there had been passengers in the cars, things might’ve been a lot worse.

The drivers in both cars were trapped for about 15 minutes until the fire department could rescue them, and were both taken to the hospital.  Luckily neither had any major injuries.

Oh, and no one’s sure yet what made the sign fall.

Click here to see a photo of the arches on the cars.

 

A Great Dane Ate 43-and-a-Half Socks

The owners of a three-year-old Great Dane in Portland, Oregon rushed their dog to an emergency animal hospital recently, because he was retching and throwing up all day.

So a vet did exploratory surgery . . . and removed 43-and-a-half SOCKS from his stomach.

It’s not clear if he ate them all in one sitting, or over the course of a few days.  It’s also not clear if they were clean or dirty.  But there’s a photo of them all lined up after the surgery, and they were certainly dirty at THAT point.

The 43-and-a-half socks had to get tossed.  No word on whether or not the other half-sock ever turned up.

Check out the X-ray and the photo by clicking here.

 

A Guy Did CPR and Saved a Baby’s Life . . . After a Smartphone App Told Him Someone Nearby Needed Help

There’s an app for your phone called PulsePoint.  And if you’ve been trained to do CPR, it alerts you when there’s an emergency nearby.

A mechanic in Spokane, Washington named Jeff Olson was at work recently when he got an alert that someone at a store two blocks away had called 911.  Jeff rushed over to see if he could help.

When he got there, someone outside told him that a one-month-old baby had turned BLUE, and wasn’t breathing.  So he ran inside, administered CPR, and was able to keep the baby alive until an ambulance got there.  The baby’s name is Nolan, and he’s recovering now, and doing okay.

Click here to see a picture of Jeff.

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Freak Files: Thursday, 9/4/14

Here’s a Freaky Quick Freak File

The iPhone 6 doesn’t come out for another two weeks.  But four people have already been spotted camping out in front of an Apple store in New York.

 

Big Foot Spotted In Mississippi!

There’s new evidence that BIGFOOT is real.  But, he might be smaller than we thought.

Vicksburg, Mississippi, resident PEYTON LASSITER claims he found a footprint and some “mysterious gray hair” near a local playground.

The footprint is only nine-inches long and six-inches wide at the toes. Another man named DAVID CHILDERS says he saw a six-foot-tall “creature” with “grayish-brown” hair at the same playground last winter.

Experts are very interested in the footprints because they suggest fingerprint-like impressions on the skin of the foot. Apparently, only humans and primates are capable of leaving behind such a print.

 

A Dog Fell Down a 1,000-Foot Cliff, But Survived Eight Days Until a Stranger Found Him

On Sunday, a crew for the Royal National Lifeboat Institution was running a training exercise off the coast of England.

One of the crew spotted a DOG stuck 30 feet above the water near the bottom of a huge cliff.  So they climbed up and rescued it.

They just couldn’t figure out HOW it got there . . . until they posted a photo of it on Facebook.

It turned out to be a nine-year-old springer spaniel named Sprig.  Mark and Susie Sanders lost him while they were hiking in the area, and had been looking for him the whole time.

Somehow he tumbled a THOUSAND FEET down, but he didn’t have a scratch on him.

Then he survived EIGHT DAYS on the side of the cliff by drinking water that dripped down the rocks. Check out photos from the rescue by clicking here.

 

A Guy Is in Court For Skipping Anger Management . . . and Attacks His Lawyer

34-year-old Kelly John Lange of Sioux Falls, South Dakota was convicted of assault earlier this year, and part of his sentence was going to anger management classes.  However, he’s been skipping them.

Kelly was in court on Tuesday about skipping the anger management classes.  He can’t afford a lawyer, so he had a public defender representing him.

Well, something she did made him angry . . . and since we all know he has no idea how to manage his anger, he ATTACKED her.

She had minor injuries but didn’t need any medical assistance.

He was arrested for assault, and since it’s his third assault in less than five years, this time it’s a felony.

He’s being held in jail without bond.

Click here to see a photo of him.

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Freak Files: Tuesday, 9/2/14

A Denny’s in New York Is Selling a $300 Grand Slam Breakfast

The very first Denny’s in Manhattan opened over the weekend, and it’s got a $300 Grand Slam breakfast.  Actually it’s called the Grand Cru Slam.

You get two standard Grand Slam breakfasts of eggs, pancakes, sausage, and bacon . . . but it also comes with a bottle of 2004 Dom Perignon Premier Cru champagne.

Denny’s says that’s actually a BARGAIN . . . most restaurants in New York City sell that same bottle for at least $400.  Plus, you know, it doesn’t come with pancakes and sausage and stuff.

Also, the inside does NOT look like a typical Denny’s . . . it looks more like a real restaurant.

Click here for a photo of the breakfast, and a few shots of the inside of the restaurant.

 

A Woman Texting and Driving Crashes . . . and Impales Her Butt on the Guardrail

It’s clear that no matter how many stories we hear about the dangers of texting and driving, we’re not going to stop.  But, Christina Jahnz of Elizabeth, Colorado dropped her daughter off at school last Wednesday and was running late to a meeting, so she tried to text that she was running late.

While she was texting, she crashed into a guardrail.  Somehow, that guardrail plowed through the front of her car, went through her thigh, and impaled her derriere.

The paramedics had to saw off the guardrail and take her to the hospital with it still stuck inside of her.

She had emergency surgery and amazingly, she survived!

(Click here to see some pictures including one of Elizabeth at the hospital, where you can see the pole and her legs . . . but it’s not graphic.)

 

A California Park Ranger Was Busted Sleeping in His Patrol Car With an Open Beer Between His Legs

If a park ranger is drinking on the job, who’s going to save hikers who get trapped under rocks and more importantly, who’s going to protect America’s pic-a-nic baskets?

Tyson Young is a California state park ranger.  He was on duty back on August 15th at Humboldt Redwoods State Park in northern California . . . but his head clearly wasn’t in the game.

That’s because a hiker walked past Tyson’s patrol car and saw him SLEEPING inside, with an open can of Keystone Light BEER between his legs.

So the guy took a photo and they posted it on Instagram.  He also called 911 but by the time the cops got there, Tyson had driven away.  So they caught up to him and pulled him over for drunk driving.

A spokeswoman from the California state parks department says Tyson has been placed on administrative leave while they investigate.

Click here for the photo.

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