Dirt Alert: Wednesday, 5/4/16

Eddie Murphy Is A Dad —– Again

Eddie Murphy is a father for the ninth time.

His girlfriend Paige Butcher gave birth to daughter Izzy Oona Murphy yesterday. Eddie’s rep confirmed the birth and said both mother and daughter are doing well.

Eddie is also dad to 26-year-old Eric, 25-year-old Christian, 25-year-old Bria, 22-year-old Myles, 21-year-old Shayne, 15-year-old Zola, 13-year-old Bella, and nine-year-old daughter Angel.


Justin Bieber Could Lose $100,000 Because He Can’t Handle a Beer Bong

Some guy named Robert Earl Morgan is suing JUSTIN BIEBER for allegedly destroying his phone at a nightclub in Houston last month.

It all started when Justin decided to try out a beer bong. He failed big-time, and got beer all over his face and clothes. Of course, he did NOT laugh it off. Instead, he saw that Robert had filmed the whole thing, and he flipped out. He grabbed the phone and smashed it on the ground.

Robert is suing for $100,000. He says he never got his SIM card back, and lost 5,000 priceless photos and videos. He says he also lost money because he lost business contacts.


That Big Classic Rock Festival is Official

It’s official: The classic rock festival you WISH you saw 35 years ago is happening.

Paul McCartney, the Rolling Stones, the Who, Roger Waters from Pink Floyd, Bob Dylan, and Neil Young will take over the site of the Coachella festival in Indio, California on October 7th through the 9th.

Dylan and the Stones will kick things off on Friday the 7th, Neil and McCartney will play Saturday, and the Who and Roger Waters close things out on Sunday.

Tickets go on sale on Monday, and yeah, they’re gonna set you back. A one-day general admission ticket is $200 and all three days is $400.

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Dirt Alert: Tuesday, 5/3/16

Sinead O’Connor Says Arsenio Hall Was Prince’s Drug Dealer

SINEAD O’CONNOR has a big lead for the investigators looking into PRINCE’s death.

In a Facebook post, she said, quote, “Two words for the DEA investigating where Prince got his drugs over the decades: Arsenio Hall.

Quote, “Anyone imagining Prince was not a longtime hard drug user is living in cloud cuckoo land. Arsenio, I’ve reported you to the Carver County sheriff’s office. Expect their call. You best get tidying your man cave.”

Arsenio’s rep responded a few hours later . . . quote, “The statement regarding Arsenio Hall is absolutely false, ridiculous and absurd.”

Everyone listening should know straight up, Sinead isn’t the most reliable source on ANYTHING, but when it comes to providing an interesting rant on Facebook, this was pretty entertaining!!


Julia Roberts Made $3 Million for Four Days of Work

JULIA ROBERTS only did four days’ worth of work on the movie “Mother’s Day”, and guess how much they paid her?

$3 MILLION. That’s $750,000 a day. “Mother’s Day” opened this past weekend with just $8.3 million.

Julia was also in the 2010 flick “Valentine’s Day”, another romantic comedy with an ensemble cast and multiple storylines. It was even directed by the same guy, Gary Marshall. She was paid $3 million for that one, and she was onscreen for all of six minutes.


Little Richard Gravely Sick

Is 2016 about to claim another musical icon??

Little Richard, one of the founding fathers of Rock N’Roll, is reportedly gravely ill.

Little Richard is 83-years old and has been through some tough times in recent years, suffering from a heart attack, a stroke, and a hip surgery which left him wheelchair bound.

His family has gathered by his bedside at a hospital near his home in Macon, Georgia, but nobody is commenting on his condition.

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Freak Files: Tuesday, 5/3/16

A Woman Chased a Pervert Out of Target

A 31-year-old guy in Florida named Jeffrey Pollizi got arrested in 2009 for spying on women in dressing rooms.

Apparently his M.O. is to pretend he’s buying clothes for his wife, then he would ask women if they’ll try them on for him. But he was creeping on a woman at a Target near Jacksonville last Tuesday, and it turned out she knew him because he harassed her BEFORE at another store about two years ago.

So she started recording him with her phone, chased him out of the store, through the parking lot, and now over 30 other women have come forward, because he’s done the same thing to them.

No word on any charges yet, but the cops are looking into it.

Click here to see a video of her chasing him.


A Guy Was Upset About Losing Vacation Days So He Set a Fire That Caused $70 Million in Damage

Americans get so little vacation, you do NOT wanna mess with what little days they DO have, even if we never actually USE our vacation days?

20-year-old Ruben Cruz works at a furniture store warehouse in Woodridge, Illinois. And he had a meeting with his bosses last week where they told him they were going to cut his vacation days because he’d been missing too much work.

Naturally Ruben was REALLY upset. And apparently his plan to relieve the tension was to light a piece of paper on fire. So he did. But the fire spread, the entire warehouse went up in flames, and more than 100 firefighters had to come put it out.

Everyone who was there managed to make it out safely, but the building and everything inside was destroyed. At the end of the day, Ruben did a total of about $70 MILLION in damage.

So now he’s facing up to 20 years in federal prison for arson. Stupid Criminals!!!


A Bird Steals Hair Off a Sleeping Dog to Build a Nest

A woman in North Carolina posted a video of her dog sleeping on the porch.

Nature takes an interesting turn when a bird flies down on the dog and rips fur off of its back to use for a nest. And the dog either doesn’t mind, or just sleeps through the whole thing.

Click here to see the video.


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Dirt Alert: Monday, 5/2/16

Prince’s Secret Vault Cracked Opened

A bank cracked open Prince’s secret personal vault, the one that supposedly has all his recordings.

It’s the bank that had recently been appointed the trustee of his estate, and since no one had the combination, they needed to break in so they could protect his assets. It’s unclear what they found.

Also, reports have surfaced claiming that Prince entered an outpatient rehab program just before his death. According to KSTP in Minneapolis, he attended the rehab center to “move away from using medication prescribed to treat his severe pain.”

Sources also told the TV station that even though Prince entered the rehab program – that does NOT mean that he was addicted to a controlled substance.


Woody Harrelson Can’t Open a Pot Dispensary in Hawaii

Do what you love for a living, and you’ll never work a day in your life.

That’s probably what WOODY HARRELSON was thinking when he applied to open a medical marijuana dispensary in Hawaii.

He was one of more than 60 people who applied. Only eight of them were approved on Friday, and he wasn’t one of them. There’s no word why he was denied.

Woody has been all about the weed for years. He’s even on the advisory board of the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws.


“Match Game” Is Coming Back, with Alec Baldwin As the Host

ABC is bringing back “Match Game” for a limited 10-episode run with ALEC BALDWIN hosting.

It’s going to be a part of a ‘Sunday Fun & Games Night,’ which will start on June 26th.

The night will also include “Celebrity Family Feud” with Steve Harvey, and a new version of “$100,000 Pyramid” hosted by Michael Strahan. That is, unless he leaves them high and dry too.


Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan Won a Daytime Emmy

The Daytime Emmy winners were announced yesterday, and guess who got a trophy?

KELLY RIPA and MICHAEL STRAHAN. They won Outstanding Entertainment Talk Show Hosts for the second year in a row.

Neither one of them were at the ceremony, but they were never scheduled to be there in the first place. They beat out Wendy Williams and the ladies of “The View”, “The Real”, and “The Talk”.

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Freak Files: Monday, 5/2/16

Two Guys Used Their Dead Friend’s Ashes as Bait, and Caught a Huge Fish

Three British guys in their 60’s, Paul Fairbrass, Cliff Dale, and Ron Harper were planning to go on a fishing trip in Thailand this month.

Unfortunately Ron was diagnosed with cancer, and passed away back in December. But while he was on his deathbed, he told them to go anyway. And he asked them to use some of his cremated ashes as BAIT.

So, Paul and Cliff obeyed his wishes, rolled some of his ashes into meat, and used it as bait – and ended up caching a massive 180-POUND carp – one of the largest ever caught on the lake!

Click here to see a picture of the carp.


A Woman Pulls a Gun After She Gets Boneless Wings Instead of Regular Wings

People are obviously passionate about their chicken wings!!!

24-year-old Clarissa Gagum of Wilmington, North Carolina was at a restaurant called FU Wangz on Thursday. She ordered regular chicken wings, bones and all, but they served her BONELESS wings instead. She got so upset that she wound up pulling a GUN.

She started waving it around, smashed it into the glass tip jar and cut her hand. She was arrested for two counts of assault by pointing a gun and injury to personal property.

The owner of FU Wingz says they’ve only been open for five months, and he never thought something this extreme would happen over a minor mistake in an order.  Click here to see a photo of Clarissa.


An 11-Year-Old Shot a Burglar Who Broke In While He Was Home Alone

11-year-old Chris Gaither of Talladega, Alabama was home alone on Wednesday, when he heard a noise in his house.

He realized someone had broken in, so he grabbed a nine-millimeter HANDGUN. He wound up face-to-face with the guy, who threatened to KILL him. But then the guy ran out the front door toward a fence in the yard.

So Chris started FIRING. He fired 12 shots at the guy, and the last one hit him in the leg. Chris says, quote, “It went straight through the back of his leg. He started crying like a little baby. I hope you learn your lesson coming to this house to try to steal stuff.”

The guy was taken to the hospital for treatment, and he’ll be facing robbery charges. Chris won’t be facing any charges, since he shot the guy in self-defense.


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Dirt Alert: Friday, 4/29/16

Down ‘N Dirty in 1992

What would a Dirt Alert from 1992 sound like? PAULA ABDUL and actor EMILIO ESTEVEZ were married in a judge’s chambers in Santa Monica, CA this day, 1992.


Celebrities Behaving Badly

JOHNNY MANZIEL isn’t the type to let a grand jury indictment get in the way of a good time.

TMZ.com reports Manziel flew from Texas back to Cleveland, Ohio, Tuesday night so he could check out (wait for it…) JUSTIN BIEBER in concert! The duo posed for a selfie together just hours after it was decided that he’d face misdemeanor assault charges for allegedly attack ex-girlfriend COLLEEN CROWLEY.

Manziel swears he’s innocent


Are There Raccoons Living In Your Walls?

The “Property Brothers” are known for making fixer-uppers into dream homes, but there’s a lot of disgusting stuff along the way.

Yahoo.com reports that JONATHON and DREW SCOTT have found everything from petrified rats to live raccoons in the walls they destroy, not to mention other crazy items like an Antique Playboy magazine collection!


Are the Kardashians on the “Brink of Financial Ruin”?

The KARDASHIAN / JENNER family seems absurdly rich . . . especially since it’s still unclear what they actually DO.

But an amusing report from Radar Online claims they’re “on the brink of financial ruin.” Apparently the Kardashians are spending money like crazy, and yet their ‘brand’ is fading. (–We can only hope, right?)

They say ratings for their shows are down, and they’re mismanaging their finances. Of course, this is probably a BIG exaggeration as some reports say the family is worth around $300 MILLION, but if it’s true that Kim “blows $300,000 a month on shopping”, well yeah, that isn’t sustainable for anyone. (–Don’t worry, Kanye will come to the rescue.)

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Dirt Alert: Thursday, 4/28/16

Is Jessica Simpson’s Husband And the Nanny?

It’s happening to everybody these says, so why not JESSICA SIMPSON?

“OK!” magazine says her husband ERIC JOHNSON might be having an affair with the nanny. And Jessica already knows about it, so this might be the end of the marriage.

Somehow, somebody recently saw Eric and the nanny disappear into the bushes for TWO HOURS. When they came out they were, quote, “sharing a good laugh about something.” The nanny is 28, and Jessica is an ARCHAIC 35. Eric is 36.


Will Prince’s Paisley Park Estate Become the Next Graceland?

Britain’s sometimes right, sometimes wrong “Sun” tabloid claims PRINCE’s huge, $10 million estate could become the next Graceland.

The place goes by the name Paisley Park, and it’s located in Chanhassen, Minnesota. Prince’s brother-in-law Maurice Phillips told them it’s going to be turned into “a museum in Prince’s memory.” Quote, “It’d be for the fans. He was all about the fans, this would remember his music, which is his legacy.

It’s kind of amusing that Prince has only been dead a week, he didn’t even have a will or leave any other instructions, and yet there’s somehow all these plans to turn his studio into some sort of attraction.


Did Chris Christie’s Wife Roll Her Eyes at Donald Trump?

There’s nothing conclusive here, but a lot of people think CHRIS CHRISTIE’s wife Mary rolled her eyes at her husband’s new BFF DONALD TRUMP the other night.

The Donald attacked HILLARY CLINTON, claiming the only reason she’s getting votes is because she’s a woman. CHRIS CHRISTIE’s wife was standing behind him, and a lot of people think she rolled her eyes.

(Here’s video, so you can judge for yourself.)

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Wet Nose Wednesday: Glinda and Elphaba

Every Wednesday at 8:40, Guardian Angel Pet Rescue joins the Mike and Mandy show to showcase a special animal that needs a good home.

This week’s featured pets are Glinda and Elphaba!


These two girls were two of three chihuahuas brought to after death of owner. They are seven years old and weigh approximately five and six lbs. Glinda is a little more timid than her sister, but they are both sweet and not snippy at all. They are a bonded pair and need to be adopted together. They are spayed, current on vaccinations, heartworm negative, microchipped, and have just had dentals.

If you would like to adopt this week’s pet…please click here to fill out an electronic adoption form.

For more information on Guardian Angel Pet Rescue, please visit their website by clicking here

We couldn’t do Wet Nose Wednesday without the generous support of our sponsor, Dixie Memorial Pet Cemetery.

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Freak Files: Wednesday, 4/27/16

Walk, I Mean Run On Water

REZA BALUCHI, an ultra-marathon runner from Florida, had to be rescued by the Coast Guard for a second time.

Baluchi was “running” in an inflatable bubble and was expecting to be at sea for at least five months. His intentions were good, trying to raise money for children in need and to “inspire those that have lost hope for a better future.”

The Coast Guard told him NOT to start his run “because your vessels and the conditions under which you are attempting to complete your voyage to Bermuda is unsafe.”

In 2014 they got a call of a disoriented man in a bubble off the coast of Miami and saved him then. This time they stopped him from continuing because he disobeyed their orders. Unfortunately the taxpayers are footing the bill for his rescue.

Click here to see a video.


A Robber Ran From the Cops and Hopped a Fence . . . the White House Fence

I always thought the dumbest place a criminal could hide when they’re running from the cops was a police station, but this guy found one that’s even dumber.

guy robbed a building in Washington D.C. yesterday, and took off running from the cops. About a block later, he tried to get away by hopping a fence. It just so happened that it was the fence to the WHITE HOUSE!!! Stupid Criminals!!!

Obviously he did NOT get away; the Secret Service quickly swarmed and took him down. PRESIDENT OBAMA was actually in the White House at the time, so the entire place had to be locked down until they made sure the guy wasn’t a threat.

His name and the charges he’s facing haven’t been released, but he was handed over to the police.


A Guy Ate 22 of the World’s Hottest Peppers in 60 Seconds

Carolina Reapers are the hottest peppers in the world.

And 31-year-old Wayne Algenio in New York broke a world record on Sunday by eating 22 of them in a minute. He ate 119 grams worth, which is just over a quarter-pound. It smashed the old record of 70 grams.

Just so you know, the Carolina Reaper has 2.2 million Scoville heat units. The Habanero chili has only 100,000 heat units. So the Carolina Reaper is 22 times hotter than Habanero.

Then Wayne had to go a minute without puking or drinking anything.

You can see a video here. (Warning: Language)

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Dirt Alert: Wednesday, 4/27/16

A Down ‘N Dirty Anniversary

Guns ‘N Roses singer AXL ROSE wed DON EVERLY’s daughter, ERIN, this day 1990. They said it wouldn’t last –and they were right. They were divorced 27 days later.


Consciously Coupled – Chris Martin and Heather Graham

CHRIS MARTIN may be consciously coupling with HEATHER GRAHAM. They were spotted walking on the beach in Malibu over the weekend.


Kelly Ripa Returned To “Live”

KELLY RIPA returned to “Live!” yesterday, and talked openly about feeling disrespected by how ABC told her that MICHAEL STRAHAN was leaving for “Good Morning America”.

Kelly and Michael seemed fine, but now Michael’s last day is May 13th, three months earlier than expected. Apparently both Kelly and Michael were eager to move on, professionally and personally.


Prince And The Purple Sausage Tribute

A British butcher paid tribute to PRINCE by creating PURPLE SAUSAGES.

There’s just one problem. Prince was a vegan. The butcher says he didn’t know Prince was vegan, and that he didn’t mean to be disrespectful.

Naturally, PETA is all up in arms. Quote, “Prince was an outspoken vegan who would never have gone near a butcher’s shop. And he certainly would not have wanted his name exploited to sell novelty sausages.”

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Dirt Alert: Tuesday, 4/26/16

Prince Didn’t Have a Will . . . Who’s Gonna Inherit His Fortune?

Word has it that PRINCE didn’t have a will when he died, and he wasn’t married, he didn’t have kids, and his parents are dead.

So it looks like his siblings would be next in line to inherit his fortune. He has a sister Tyka, along with three half-brothers and two half-sisters. Under Minnesota law, half-siblings are considered equal to full siblings in cases like this.

The size of Prince’s estate isn’t clear either. Different reports put his net worth somewhere between $150 million and $300 million. Plus, there’s a good chance that could grow another $100 million in the aftermath of his death.


Tom Brady Will Have to Serve His Four-Game Suspension After All

TOM BRADY got some bad news yesterday because ‘Deflate Gate’ is back!!!

A federal appeals court has upheld and reinstated the NFL’s four-game suspension, so Tom WILL have to accept the punishment.

Tom must have seen this coming because he re-worked his contract with the Patriots. Basically his salary for the upcoming year was reduced from $9 million to $1 million. And in exchange, he got a $28 million signing bonus.

Pretty smart, under the old deal, a four-game suspension would mean he’d have to forfeit $2.1 million. With the new terms, he’s only losing $235,000. The league is only able to deduct from a player’s salary, not any bonuses.


Has Martin Sheen Given Up on Charlie?

CHARLIE SHEEN has had his dad’s support through a lot of really bad times.

However, now that he’s accused of threatening to have his ex-fiancée MURDERED, he may have just lost that support.

A source told Radar Online, quote, “Martin’s endured so much pain over Charlie. But when it reaches the point where Charlie might be engaging in evil, criminal behavior, it cuts him to the bone.”

Martin is torn though, because he feels some responsibility for all this chaos. Quote, “Some people say Charlie is a monster . . . his folks carry guilt they may have played a part.”

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Freak Files: Tuesday, 4/26/16

It’s Finger Lickin’ Good!

A guy in Yellowknife, Canada really went out of his way to give his wife a special –and delicious– 15th anniversary.

You see, MIKE HOVAK drove 900-miles to pick up Kentucky Fried Chicken for his wife, ANGELA.

That’s the round-trip distance to the nearest KFC, located in High Level, Alberta. The tradition of eating KFC to celebrate their love goes all the way back to their wedding reception. But, back then, they lived in a different town which had a KFC nearby.

Since he drove so far to get the chicken, Mike made it worth his while and bought fifteen buckets, which cost $600-dollars. He says it was worth every penny.


A Man in a “This Guy Needs a Beer” Shirt Got a DUI

Ironic t-shirts and police mugshots are a match made in heaven.

29-year-old Joshua Tackett of Kensington, New Hampshire was driving drunk on Friday night. He lost control, swerved off the road, hit a wall, hit a lamp post, and then came to a stop, right in front of a police station.

So the good news for Josh is that help came outside right away. The bad news is that the cops arrested him for drunk driving.

And in his mugshot, you can see he was wearing a t-shirt that said, quote, “This guy needs a beer.”

I think he appreciated the irony because he’s smiling in his mugshot. His face was pretty banged up too. Click here to see his mugshot.


Crocodile Drags Australian Teenager From Camping Tent

A family fishing and camping trip in Australia’s Northern Territory turned terrifying Monday when a crocodile snuck out of a creek near their campsite and dragged a 19-year-old from his tent.

The 13-foot-long croc yanked Peter Rowsell out of his tent by his right foot at around 4:30 in the morning. Peter says he was “very lucky” because he managed to kick the croc away with his other foot.

Peter is currently suffering from shock, but is in stable condition at a local hospital with puncture wounds on his lower right leg

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