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Watch Paris Hilton’s Boyfriend Shove a Female Fan . . . Twice 

PARIS HILTON is at the Cannes Film Festival in France . . . because, you know, when you think about the finest in world cinema, you immediately think of Paris Hilton.

–She showed up with her boyfriend River Viiperi on Friday, and they were swarmed by fans and photographers.

–Well, River must not be used to the attention, because he was OBVIOUSLY not having a good time.  And when a female fan got too close to Paris, he SHOVED her.  Twice.  And of course, the paparazzi got the whole thing on film.

–Click here to see it.

Elton John’s Lyricist Bernie Taupin Has Been Busted for DUI 

If any of ELTON JOHN’S future songs have references to a DUI bust, this is why:

–Elton’s lyricist BERNIE TAUPIN was arrested earlier this month on suspicion of drinking and driving.

–An officer pulled him over in Southern California on May 5th, after noticing that he was driving erratically.

–Supposedly, he tried to pull into a driveway, but missed the turn, and then backed into a fence while he was trying to pull out.

–Does that sound erratic enough for you?  It does it for me!  There are no further details.

Christina Aguilera’s New Body Continues To Wow Fans

Christina Aguilera was a big hit at Sunday night’s Billboard Music Awards but it wasn’t just for her duet with Pitbull.

–It was actually Christina’s new slender physique in a simple black dress.

– A source close to Aguilera told E! News that she has taken a healthy approach to achieving her new physique.

–You can check out a photo of Christina at the Billboard Music Awards by clicking here.

Tim McGraw Stops His Show To Help A Fainting Fan!

Great news, girls –we have more proof that chivalry isn’t dead!

–PAULA WHITTEN passed out while attending TIM McGRAW’s concert in Atlanta, Georgia and was shocked to see Tim McGraw himself giving her a drink of water when she came to.

–Yep!  Time actually stopped the show when he saw his fan go down for the count and also helped the medical team.

George Michael Was Airlifted to a Hospital After A Car Accident . . . Will He Die?

GEORGE MICHAEL was airlifted to a hospital after an accident Thursday night on a British freeway . . . but it sounds like he WILL NOT DIE.

–I know what you’re thinking:  George was driving stoned and fell asleep behind the wheel again.  Well, that wasn’t the case this time.  George was actually a PASSENGER in a Range Rover that crashed.

–George’s rep said George was, quote, “being treated for superficial cuts and bruises, but is fine.”

The “American Idol” Finale Was Its Least-Watched Ever . . . Again 

Around 14.3 million people watched CANDICE GLOVER win “American Idol” on Thursday night.

That’s the weakest audience for an “Idol” finale EVER . . . by a lot.

The second least-watched finale was last year’s, which attracted 21.5 million viewers.

Kim Kardashian is Still Trying to Jam Her Feet Into Heels 

Any women who’s been pregnant knows what it feels like to jam certain body parts into articles of clothing they no longer fit in.  But MOST women know when to STOP jamming.

–KIM KARDASHIAN is not one of those women.  She’s still trying to jam her swollen feet into heels.

–And we have some very uncomfortable-looking photos to prove it.

–Click here to see all the pictures.

Check Out Pictures of Cops Swarming Diddy’s $500,000 Ride, and Putting His Driver on His Knees 

The other day, cops swarmed DIDDY’S $500,000 Maybach and ordered the driver to get out of the car and get down on his knees.

–They’d gotten a call that someone in the car was armed, but it turned out to be a false alarm.  Diddy wasn’t even in the car at the time . . . he’d just been dropped off somewhere.

–Click here to see some pictures.

Surprise:  Steve Carell *Did* Return for the Series Finale of “The Office” 

“The Office” ended its nine-season run last night, and STEVE CARELL DID return for the series finale.

–On the surface, that isn’t surprising . . . but it IS impressive that they were able to keep it under wraps.

–The plot for the final episode shapes up like this:  Steve’s character Michael Scott showed up at Dwight and Angela’s wedding to serve as Dwight’s best man.

–And the comedy ensues!

“People” Magazine Says Angelina Jolie Will Have Her Ovaries Removed Next 

ANGELINA JOLIE hasn’t said what she plans to do about her increased risk of ovarian cancer . . . or when she plans to do it.

–But the logical next step after having her breasts removed is to give her ovaries the same treatment.  And “People” magazine says she’s going to do that.  But they’re only getting this from an unidentified “source”, not Angelina herself.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus Is Worth More Than Oprah Winfrey 

When it comes to celebrities and their net worth, almost nobody’s got more dough than former “Seinfeld” star JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS.

–Julia Louis-Dreyfus has Oprah money.  As in, she has more money than OPRAH!!  Oprah has a net worth of $2.8 billion.  But Julia is worth $3 billion.  And no, that’s not from residuals from “The New Adventures of Old Christine”.

–Her family is LOADED . . . they own a commodities and shipping multinational that they’ve controlled since 1851.

–She’s also worth more than Tyler Perry, Diddy, Bono, Madonna, Dr. Dre, Will Smith and Ryan Seacrest COMBINED.

Police Arrested A Stalker Near Taylor Swift’s Beach House in Rhode Island

Some misguided TAYLOR SWIFT fan was arrested yesterday near her mansion in Rhode Island.

–It was around 2:00 A.M. when Lucas H. Vorsteveld swam ashore at Taylor’s house, saw some security dudes, and then jumped back into the water.

–He swam back to where he started from, about a mile away, and that’s where the police was waiting for him.  They asked what he was doing and Lucas ADMITTED he had just been at Taylor’s place because he wanted to meet her.  So, they arrested him for trespassing.

Americans Hate Justin Bieber

Apparently people don’t like Justin Bieber. According to a recent poll from the Public Policy Polling group, Bieber received 54% in unfavorable ratings and just 20 percent on the likability scale.

–The survey was reportedly taken across America over two days.  571 people participated.

Adele was labeled as America’s favorite pop star.

The Owners of a Restaurant Flipped Out on Social Media

On last Friday’s “Kitchen Nightmares”, GORDON RAMSAY actually QUIT on a restaurant for the first time.

–The restaurant was Amy’s Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona . . . and the owners, Amy and Samy Bouzaglo, were a TRAIN WRECK on the episode.  They threatened customers, screamed profanities, and fired wait staff.  So who can blame Gordon for walking out?

–After the episode aired, the restaurant owners got some negative feedback on social media sites, and they started FLIPPING OUT on the commenters.

–Later, they claimed their sites were HACKED . . . but it’s hard to buy that after how crazy they acted on TV.

Is Beyoncé Pregnant? 

BEYONCÉ canceled a scheduled show in Belgium last night due to, quote, “dehydration and exhaustion.”  Her publicist says her doctors advised her to rest.  The show will be rescheduled.

–Of course, there’s talk that this SUPPORTS recent speculation that Beyoncé is pregnant again.  There’s no official word . . . but it seems like an interesting time for her doctors to order her to rest.

Angelina Jolie Had Both of Her Breasts Removed to Prevent Cancer 

ANGELINA JOLIE has revealed that she had both breasts removed after her doctor told her she had a high risk of breast cancer.

–Obviously, she had them surgically reconstructed.  She went through three months of medical procedures, which were completed on April 27th.

–She says, quote, “I do not feel any less of a woman.  I feel empowered that I made a strong choice that in no way diminishes my femininity.”

–Angelina praises BRAD PITT for standing by her through it all . . . quote, “I am fortunate to have a partner who is so loving and supportive.

Barbara Walters Did Announce Her Retirement on “The View”

As expected, BARBARA WALTERS announced her retirement on “The View” yesterday.

–She said, “I have been on television continually for over 50 years . . . but in the summer of 2014 . . . I plan to retire from appearing on television at all . . . I’m perfectly healthy, this is my decision, I’ve been thinking about it for a long time, and this is what I want to do.”

– But she said she’ll continue to executive-produce “The View”, and added, quote, “There will be special occasions and I will come back, I’m not walking into the sunset.”

Dr. Joyce Brothers Has Died 

Celebrity psychologist DR. JOYCE BROTHERS died yesterday at the age of 85.

– Joyce was the ORIGINAL pop psychologist . . . kind of the prototype for DR. PHIL and DR. DREW . . . except that people actually LIKED her.

–Joyce appeared in tons of movies and TV shows, often as herself.  She was on “The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson” almost 100 times.  She was also a prolific author and columnist.

Watch Kanye West Bang His Head into a Street Sign, Then Freak Out on the Paparazzi 

If you’re not a fan of KANYE, then today is Christmas, your birthday and Valentine’s Day all rolled into one.

–KANYE WEST ran headfirst into a sign because he was looking down while walking in order to avoid having his picture taken by the paparazzi.

–He ended up going BALLISTIC on a photographer, saying, quote, “Don’t take no photos!  Stop it!  All of you **** stop it, man!”

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Is Lindsay Lohan Trying to Leave Betty Ford Because They Took Her Adderall? 

Sources say LINDSAY LOHAN wants to leave Betty Ford because they took away her Adderall.  Supposedly, the clinic’s doctors assessed her and decided she doesn’t need it, and so she wants out.

–This comes right after prosecutors APPROVED Betty Ford as the clinic where Lindsay will do her court-ordered 90-day rehab.

–Lindsay’s best move would probably be to stay right where she is.  A source says that the judge will send her to jail if she pulls anymore rehab shenanigans.

Barbara Walters Is Retiring 

BARBARA WALTERS is retiring next summer.  She’ll announce it officially today on “The View”, but she already released a statement saying, quote, “I do not want to appear on another program or climb another mountain.  I want instead to sit on a sunny field and admire the very gifted women . . . and OK, some men too, who will be taking my place.”

–Barbara Walters is 83 years old.  She’s been working in TV journalism for over 50 years.  She started as a writer and researcher for NBC’s “Today” show in 1961.

Manti Te’o's Fake Girlfriend Made the “Maxim” Hot 100 

“Maxim” released the complete Hot 100 yesterday, and LENNAY KEKUA is on it, at #69.

–If that name doesn’t ring a bell, she was MANTI TE’O'S FAKE GIRLFRIEND.

–”Maxim” says, quote, “After Manti Te’o's fake girlfriend hoax of 2012, we think it might be nice to have an invisible girl of our own to love.  Why not?  She’s got a ton of great qualities, including looking awesome in a bikini.”

–As we already heard, MILEY CYRUS tops the list this year.  She’s followed by SELENA GOMEZ and RIHANNA.

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Will Alex Trebek Leave “Jeopardy?”

ALEX TREBEK doesn’t think he’ll continue to do “Jeopardy!” after his contract expires in 2016.  He will turn 76 that year.

–His rumored replacements include MATT LAUER and ANDERSON COOPER . . . and Trebek thinks both of them could do it.

Randy Jackson Says He’s Leaving “American Idol” After This Season 

RANDY JACKSON has announced that he’s leaving “American Idol” after this season.  He was the last of the original “Idol” judges.

–In a very Randy-like statement, he said, quote, “Yo!  Yo!  Yo!  To put all of the speculation to the rest, after 12 years of judging on ‘American Idol’ I have decided it is time to leave after this season.”

–Meanwhile, there are reports that “Idol” does not plan on inviting ANY of this season’s judges back, but there’s no official word on that.  Supposedly, the show wants to bring in some fresh blood.

After 12 Years, Will Enrique Iglesias Finally Say “I DO”?

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Various rag mags are reporting that singer ENRIQUE IGLESIAS and tennis star ANNA KOURNIKOVA will reportedly be getting married next week in Miami, FL, after 12 years together.

–They’ve reportedly invited stars including JENNIFER LOPEZ, EVA LONGORIA and DAVID and VICTORIA BECKHAM to their over-the top celebration, however, neither star has commented on the story.

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Justin Bieber A Judge On “American Idol”?

It’s no secret that “American Idol” isn’t the ratings beast of yesteryear, but are they ready to start fresh?

–Executive producer NIGEL LYTHGOE is fantasizing about a “dream team” of judges that would include JUSTIN BIEBER, SELENA GOMEZ, PINK and SEAN “Diddy” COMBS.

–Rumor has it they realize the show isn’t hip –not to mention boring.  Word is no one –including original judge RANDY JACKSON– is safe with the exception of that friendly, toothy, handsome host, RYAN SEACREST.

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Grasshoppers Swarm Paul McCartney’s Stage In Brazil

A swarm of leaping grasshoppers joined Paul McCartney on stage on Monday night at his concert in Brazil.

–The insects — which nearly covered the stage at some points – seemed to really like Sir Paul, because several landed on him and stayed there for about an hour.

–Paul was a good sport.  He actually introduced one of the bugs, naming him “Harold.”

Carrie Underwood is the New Voice of “Sunday Night Football”

NBC wisely asked CARRIE UNDERWOOD to be the next smoking hot country star to sing the introduction to “Sunday Night Football” . . . and she accepted.

–Carrie and her version of “Waiting All Day for Sunday Night” will debut on the September 8th game between the Dallas Cowboys and the New York Giants.

–It sounds like Carrie’s pretty happy with the job.  She said, quote, “I am thrilled to be a part of NBC’s ‘Sunday Night Football’ and am so honored they asked me.”

Michael Jackson Is Being Accused of Molestation Again 

So much for letting MICHAEL JACKSON rest in peace.  He’s being accused of child molestation again.

–This time the accuser is actually pretty famous.  It’s WADE ROBSON . . . a choreographer who’s worked with some of the biggest names in music, like Britney Spears, ‘N Sync, Usher and Pink.

–Wade is 30 years old now, and he says he began a friendship with Michael when he was 5.  By the age of 7, he was having sleepovers at Neverland.  Those continued until he was 14.

–Wade is seeking money from Michael’s estate for, quote, “childhood sexual abuse”.  But his claim was submitted under seal, so we don’t know the specifics.

–Interestingly though, during Michael’s 2005 molestation trial, Wade testified that Michael NEVER did anything inappropriate with him.

Kristen Stewart is the Least-Trusted Movie Star 

“Reader’s Digest” set out to find the 100 Most Trusted People in America.  And along the way, they discovered that KRISTEN STEWART scored a mere 24% . . . making her the LEAST-trusted movie star.

–TOM CRUISE was the least trusted MALE actor, with 27%.

–Meanwhile, TOM HANKS got the highest score of ANYONE on the list, with 64%.  He was followed by SANDRA BULLOCK with 63%.

–Here are the 5 Most Trusted People in America . . .1.  Tom Hanks, 2.  Sandra Bullock, 3.  Denzel Washington, 4.  Meryl Streep, and 5.  Maya Angelou.

Charlie Sheens Ex Needs More Than Just Rehab!

RadarOnline.com reports CHARLIE SHEEN’s third ex-wife, BROOKE MUELLER, was placed on an involuntary psychiatric hold at the UCLA Medical Center last Wednesday night and Child Protective Services took custody of her kids the next day.

–A “friend” claims Brook, now 35-years-old, was “not in her right mind,” had been “using drugs for days” and is still hospitalized.

–Luckily, DENISE RICHARDS –who was Charlie’s second wife– volunteered to take care of the four-year-old twin boys, BOB and MAX, while Brooke’s mom maintains “everything is fine.”

Mama June and Sugar Bear Didn’t Get Married, They Had a Commitment Ceremony 

HONEY BOO BOO’S parents MAMA JUNE and SUGAR BEAR didn’t get married on Sunday.  They just had a “commitment ceremony”.

–June says, quote, “The day was very special mostly because my girls were able to take part in it.  I felt like it was important for them to see this moment and celebrate my love for Sugar Bear.”

–The ceremony will be shown during the new season of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”, which premieres on TLC July 17th.

Patrick Schwarzenegger Was Kicked Out of a Club for Throwing Ice at the DJ 

19-year-old PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER was kicked out of a Hollywood club Saturday night for being underage.

–He actually would have gotten away with it if he didn’t start throwing ice cubes at the DJ.  That’s when a waitress recognized him and had him kicked out.

–Then, outside the club, Patrick through a temper tantrum while the paparazzi snapped photos and shot video.

Mama June and Sugar Bear from “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Got Married

MAMA JUNE and SUGAR BEAR from “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” got married yesterday in McIntyre, Georgia.  June wore a camouflage wedding dress.  The wedding was taped, so we can expect to see it sometime soon on TLC.

–June and Sugar Bear met in an online chat room nine years ago.  The result, of course, was Honey Boo Boo.

–Click here for some pics….and click here for a picture of the wedding invitation.

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Miley Cyrus Tops “Maxim’s” Hot 100 

“Maxim” hasn’t released its Hot 100 list yet, but we know who tops it:  MILEY CYRUS.

-She Tweeted the news over the weekend, saying, quote, “Didn’t know this was coming out yet!  I’m so happy to be #1 on Maxims HOT 100!  #myfanskickass #dreamsdocometrue.”  BAR REFAELI was #1 on last year’s list, and Miley only made it to #68.

-Miley also included a picture from the magazine, and it IS pretty sexy.  Check it out…

Lindsay Lohan Checked Into Betty Ford 

LINDSAY LOHAN just barely avoided a probation violation by checking into the Betty Ford Clinic in Rancho Mirage, California at around 1:30 A.M. Friday.  (click here to see some pics)

–Lindsay’s mom DINA says Lindsay didn’t check into Morningside on Thursday because it hadn’t been approved by the court.

–It’s not clear why she checked into Betty Ford, since the court hadn’t signed off on that either.  But Betty Ford is a well-known, respected clinic, so she probably figured they’d be cool with it.  And sources say that won’t be a problem.