Dirt Alert: Friday, 10/31/14

Follow Up To Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin Splitting

No wonder JENNIFER LAWRENCE left:  GWYNETH PALTROW introduced CHRIS MARTIN at an AIDS benefit on Wednesday, calling him a “brilliant singer-songwriter” and “father of the year.”

 

Michael Jordan Calls President Obama a Crappy Golfer

In a recent interview, MICHAEL JORDAN said that he’s never played golf with PRESIDENT OBAMA . . . but he doesn’t have much respect for his game.

He said, quote, “He’s a hack.  I’d be out there all day playing with him . . . he’s a [crappy] golfer. I never said he wasn’t a great politician, I am just saying he’s a [crappy] golfer.”

Jordan reportedly shoots 20 strokes better than Obama.

 

Charlie Sheen Says He’d Definitely Do the “Two and a Half Men” Finale . . . And It Sounds Like It Could Happen 

CHARLIE SHEEN was asked if he’d appear on the “Two and a Half Men” finale, and he said he’s totally game . . . quote, “I would definitely do it, yeah, yeah. If they’ll still have me, I will be there.  “Yeah, I owe it some measure of closure.  I owe it to the fans . . . I just think it makes sense.”

And it just might happen because Charlie went on to say, quote, “They know I want to do it and I know they’re open to it, so, guess we’re just a meeting away from making it happen.”

(Here’s video.)

 

Robin Thicke And Pharrell Lose First Major War In ‘Blurred Lines’ Suit

Robin Thicke and Pharrell Williams have lost the first major war in their lawsuit against Marvin Gaye’s family over his hit “Blurred Lines.”

Marvin Gaye’s family claimed the song steals from his song, “Got To Give It Up.”

Attorneys for Robin Thicke and Pharrell Williams filed a motion claiming there isn’t enough evidence to support the lawsuit.  The judge ruled yesterday that there is.

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Dirt Alert: Thursday, 10/30/14

Jessica Biel Is Pregnant

There really might be a baby Timberlake on the way!!!  Jessica Biel is rumored to be with child.

A source told Radar Online that Jessica is at least 3 months pregnant and she’s due in April!

Another insider revealed, “Jessica has had tense times in the past when it comes to having a baby, so it is not surprising that she is staying mum on confirming the news publicly yet.”

Jessica and Justin Timberlake celebrated their 2-year anniversary on October 19th.

 

Sandra Bullock Helped an Extra Who Collapsed on a Movie Set 

SANDRA BULLOCK rushed to the aid of an extra who collapsed on the set of her new movie on Sunday.

The film is called “Our Brand is Crisis”, and it’s shooting in New Orleans.  Despite the heat, everyone was supposed to wear warm clothes . . . and one woman passed out because she couldn’t take the heat.

Sandra rushed to the rescue, getting the woman to shade, giving her water and fanning her until an ambulance arrived.

BILLY BOB THORNTON is in the movie, too, but people are saying the he just kind of stood there and watched.

(Check out some pics here.)

 

Patrick Swayze’s Family Thinks His Final Will Was Forged . . . And They’re Getting Screwed Out of His Money

PATRICK SWAYZE’S last will left pretty much his entire $40 MILLION estate to his widow, Lisa Niemi . . . while his mother, sister and two brothers received nothing.

Now, those family members are questioning that final will, which was signed two months before he died.  Patrick was in the hospital at the time . . . and his family says he was in no condition to sign anything.

They even believe the will could’ve been FORGED . . . especially since Lisa’s brother Eric DID get some dough, and supposedly Patrick didn’t get along with him.

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Dirt Alert: Wednesday, 10/29/14

Julia Roberts Says She Took a “Big Risk” Not Getting a Facelift  JULIA ROBERTS turned 47 yesterday, and she’s one of the rare actresses of that age who has yet to mess with her face. She says, quote, “By Hollywood standards, I guess I’ve already taken a big risk in not having had a facelift.” Speaking of celebrity birthdays,  BRUCE JENNER turned 65 yesterday, and he celebrated with a little ME TIME . . . which included GETTING HIS FINGERNAILS PAINTED PINK.  For real.  And there are pictures to prove it. Meanwhile, KHLOE and KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN say Bruce is BORING, because all he ever wants for his birthday is a gift certificate to support his remote control helicopter hobby.  

 

Celebrities Who Have Unclaimed Money Owed to Them The California state controller’s office just released a list of celebrities who have unclaimed money owed to them, either by the state or by various companies.  And it’s just sitting around waiting for them. If you were owed $10,000 from a bank, you’d probably get your hands on it as soon as possible.  But apparently STEVEN SPIELBERG considers it a pittance not worth bothering with. Kobe Bryant has a check for $482.50 collecting dust at the Connecticut General Life Insurance Company. Orlando Bloom can go pick up $31.72 from NBC Universal. Justin Timberlake’s lawyers owe him $3,020.55. George Clooney is owed $928.95 from an entertainment company.

 

Jose Conseco Blows Off His Finger While Cleaning His Gun!!! Former Major League slugger, Jose Canseco, has been in the news for all sorts of things: steroids, rape charges, and now for blowing his middle finger off his hand while cleaning his gun at his home in Las Vegas. Jose’s fiancée tells TMZ Sports that he was sitting at a table in their home cleaning the gun when it went off. Apparently, he didn’t know it was loaded — and the shot ripped through the middle finger on his left hand. He is at the hospital right now while doctors desperately try to save what’s left of the finger.

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Dirt Alert: Tuesday, 10/28/14

Jennifer Lawrence Broke Up With Chris Martin 

JENNIFER LAWRENCE and CHRIS MARTIN have CONSCIOUSLY UNCOUPLED . . . and a source says it was Jennifer who did the uncoupling.

Officially, we don’t know why . . . but those ever-present anonymous sources say it’s all about GWYNETH PALTROW . . . quote, “Jennifer just couldn’t compete and didn’t want to.  Chris is clearly not over Gwyneth and his main priority is his kids.  Jennifer really respects him, but she wants a man of her own.”

 

Oprah Winfrey’s Driver Runs Over A Woman’s Foot

On Saturday night, a woman in Miami got to have a little one-on-one time with Oprah Winfrey after Oprah’s driver ran over her foot!!

Apparently, Oprah’s SUV was pulling away from a restaurant when the Escalade accidentally ran over Lori Geller Bender’s toes, which prompted Winfrey to leave the car to make sure she was ok.

Lori said that Oprah couldn’t have been nicer and more gracious. She even posed for photos with Lori before getting back in her SUV and driving away.

Lori said, “It has always been on my bucket list to meet Oprah, but I could never have imagined it would be because her driver ran over my toe. It’s a crazy story.”

 

Staind Singer Aaron Lewis Is Sorry for Botching the National Anthem 

STAIND singer AARON LEWIS is apologizing for botching he National Anthem before Game Five of the World Series on Sunday.

Aaron says, quote, “All I can say is I’m sorry and ask for the nation’s forgiveness.  My nerves got the best of me, and I’m completely torn up about what happened.  “I hope that the Nation, Major League Baseball and the many fans of our national pastime can forgive me.”

(It isn’t often that someone actually apologizes for screwing up the National Anthem.  And it seemed like a simple mistake . . . and not that he failed to take the gig seriously.)

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Dirt Alert: Monday, 10/27/14

Brush Your Teeth Like The Stars!

KANYE WEST and KIM KARDASHIAN each brush their teeth with a $220 dollar toothbrush.

The poster couple for conspicuous consumption keep their pearly whites pearly with the Philips Sonicare DiamondClean.

Kanye owns a black one.  Kim owns a white one.  People’s Stylewatch says these toothbrushes are known as “the Birkin bag of toothbrushes” for their swanky, Kim-n’Kanye-approved features:

–Whitens your teeth in under a week.

–Removes seven times more plaque than other brushes.

–Has five settings “depending on your mood that day.”

 

George Clooney And Amal Alamuddin Celebrate A Month Of Marriage

Congratulations to George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin, who celebrated one month of married life with a party on Saturday.

Over 200 guests were invited to the party that included a cocktail reception and a 3 course meal.

The bar at the party was offering “Mr. and Mrs. Clooney” cocktails.

His drink was tequila, citron vodka, lime juice, and ginger ale.

Hers was made of canola vodka, passion fruit liqueur, and lime juice.

George and Amal got married in Venice, Italy on September 27th.

 

Marcia Strassman from “Welcome Back Kotter” Succumbed to Breast Cancer 

Actress MARCIA STRASSMAN died Friday after a long battle with breast cancer.  She was only 66 years old.  And to make matters worse, it’s still Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

Marcia played GABE KAPLAN’s wife on the ’70s sitcom “Welcome Back Kotter”.

She was also RICK MORANIS’ wife in “Honey I Shrunk the Kids” and “Honey I Blew Up the Kid”.

 

 

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Dirt Alert: Friday, 10/24/14

Khloe Kardashian Can’t Find Her Way To The Big ‘D’!

There’s a good reason KHLOE KARDASHIAN is still married to LAMAR ODOM.

She can’t find her dashing husband!  Sources Khloe tell Us Weekly that no one can get in touch with Lamar and he refuses to sign the divorce papers while friends of his claim he’s still hoping for reconciliation.

 

Watch Justin Bieber Try to Pick Up a Model by Telling Her She Looks Like Princess Jasmine from “Aladdin” 

JUSTIN BIEBER was being driven down Rodeo Drive in a Rolls-Royce . . . so when he spotted a sexy woman on the sidewalk, he made the driver stop right there.

The woman turned out to be a model named JACQUELINE YOUNIS, and Justin tried to sweet-talk her by telling her she looks like Princess Jasmine from “Aladdin”.

Then he got her to come over to his car window and take a picture with him, which she was more than happy to do.

TMZ says it looked like they were about to exchange numbers, but too many photographers and fans swooped in and put the block on Justin.

(Check out video and a gallery of Jacqueline here.)

 

Is Lindsay Lohan Trying to Get Together With Prince Harry? 

While LINDSAY LOHAN is doing theater in London, she’s hoping to bag herself a GINGER PRINCE.  That’s right:  She’s making a run at PRINCE HARRY.

A so-called “source” says, quote, “She thinks she can make her dream of becoming a princess come true.  Lindsay loves that she and Harry are both redheads. She talks about how they’d make the most adorable kids.”

The source says Lindsay has been hanging out at Harry’s favorite bars, hoping to bump into him, but it hasn’t happened yet.

Lindsay’s rep is denying this of course.  He says, quote, “It is beyond absurd . . . must be a slow news day.”

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Dirt Alert: Thursday, 10/23/14

Renee Zellweger Says What’s Different About Her is That She’s Leading a “Happy, More Fulfilling Life” 

RENEE ZELLWEGER issued a statement yesterday to address her radically altered appearance.  But she made absolutely no mention of having undergone any cosmetic procedures.

She said, quote, “I’m glad folks think I look different!  I’m living a different, happy, more fulfilling life, and I’m thrilled that perhaps it shows . . . My friends say that I look peaceful.  I am healthy.”

And I guess she expects people to believe it.

Yesterday on “The View”, ROSIE O’DONNELL asked the question we’ve all been dying to ask:  She said, quote, “If somebody who is a public figure drastically changes their appearance so that they’re unrecognizable, are we as a society supposed to pretend we don’t see it?

 

Jennifer Lopez is About to Ink a Vegas Deal . . . But She Won’t Make As Much as Britney Spears 

JENNIFER LOPEZ is reportedly in the final stages of making a deal for a Las Vegas residency at the Axis at Planet Hollywood . . . which is the same place BRITNEY SPEARS is doing hers.  But she won’t make as much as Britney.

J-Lo will make $350,000 per show, and she’s doing 72 shows, for a total of $26.4 million.  Britney is making $475,000 a show.

But neither of these ladies makes what CELINE DION does.  She’s the QUEEN of Vegas, at $476,000 a show.

 

Melissa Rivers Inherited Most of Joan Rivers’ $100 Million Estate 

Word has it MELISSA RIVERS has inherited the bulk of JOAN RIVERS’ estate, which is worth well over $100 million.

“Us” magazine claims she’s getting $75 million in cash, as well as Joan’s $35 million condo on New York’s Upper East Side.  Melissa’s 13-year-old son Cooper is expected to get his own inheritance.

Despite coming into all this money a “source” says, quote, “It’s no consolation for losing her mother so soon.”

 

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Dirt Alert: Wednesday, 10/22/14

Unconfirmed Rumors!!!

RYAN REYNOLDS isn’t messing around when it comes to naming his firstborn child. PerezHilton.com reports Ryan and his wife, Blake Lively don’t want anything “pretentious” or “Hollywood-y,” so they’re going with (wait for it…) Excalibur Anaconda Reynolds if it’s a girl.

 

Man Jokes With President Obama: ‘Don’t Touch My Girlfriend’

President Obama held his own against a jealous boyfriend in Chicago on Monday.

A man named Mike Jones showed up to the polling place where Obama was casting his early ballot in the Illinois state election.  As Obama cast his ballot, he was standing next to a woman named Aia Cooper, AKA “Mike’s girlfriend.”

So Mike said, “Mr. President, don’t touch my girlfriend!!”

“I really wasn’t planning on it,” Obama said, without looking up from his ballot.

The woman was obviously embarrassed and apologized to the president on behalf of her boyfriend.

Obama was sympathetic, and after a brief conversation, Obama gave Aia a quick kiss on the cheek, to give her boyfriend “something to talk about.”

 

What on God’s Green Earth Happened to Renee Zellweger’s Face??? 

RENEE ZELLWEGER attended the “Elle” magazine Women in Hollywood event on Monday night looking like . . . ANYONE BUT RENEE ZELLWEGER.

Seriously . . . Renee has had something done to her face, to the point where she doesn’t even look like herself.  For one thing, her signature SQUINTY EYES seem to be a thing of the past.

(Check out some pics here.)

We await the tabloid speculation on just what procedures she’s undergone.

 

ABC Has Already Brought Back the Barbara Walters “Most Fascinating People” Special 

When BARBARA WALTERS retired last year, ABC promoted her annual “Most Fascinating People” special as the FINAL installment, but they couldn’t resist all those fascinating people!!!

Barbara will do it again this December.   Barbara says, quote, “I was absolutely delighted when ABC approached me to do another year.  I know we said last year was our last . . . but there are just too many fascinating people out there.”  Amen.

She’s also teasing us with a few people who will be on this year’s list:  Oprah Winfrey, Neil Patrick Harris, Chelsea Handler and Scarlett Johansson.  The rest of the names will be revealed later.

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Dirt Alert: Tuesday, 10/21/14

Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg Have Hot Chocolate Every Night 

DONNIE WAHLBERG says he and JENNY MCCARTHY have hot chocolate together every night.

Donnie says, quote, “Jenny and I have hot chocolate together every night.  I know a cup of hot chocolate doesn’t sound glamorous but it’s those quiet moments with us as a family that are my favorite.

“We have our own things during the day, but this is our time to cuddle up and catch up on our days.”  (Here’s video.)

We should probably note that Donnie said this at an event hyping the Keurig 2.0, and he made sure to point out that they make their hot chocolate with that machine.

Still, the hot chocolate thing is nice.  If it really happens.

 

Designer Oscar De La Renta Has Died

Fashion designer Oscar de la Renta has passed away at the age of 82.

He had been battling cancer since 2006.

Oscar rose to fame for dressing Jackie Kennedy in the 60s. His work was popular with other first ladies including Betty Ford, Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama and more. Most recently, Amal Alamuddin wore one of his designs for her wedding to George Clooney.

He is survived by his 2nd-wife, Annette Reed, and his adopted son.

 

Tori Spelling Quarantined For Ebola-Like Symptoms In L.A.

Tori Spelling was quarantined for Ebola-like symptoms over the weekend…but not to worry, she is not suffering from the disease.

Tori Spelling was taken to Cedars Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles when she came down with a high fever, and suffered from coughing fits and trouble breathing.

Since Ebola symptoms mimic the flu….the cautious medical staff quarantined Tori and kept her away from other patients.

In the end, they discovered that Tori was just suffering from a sinus infection on top of severe bronchitis.

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Dirt Alert: Monday, 10/20/14

A Mariah Carey/Nick Cannon Divorce Update

We all know that the divorce process is long and painful, but it gets even more complicated with celebrities.

For example, the word on the street is that MARIAH CAREY and NICK CANNON are locked in a vicious custody battle over their EIGHT DOGS?

 

San Francisco Radio Stations Are Banning Lorde’s “Royals” Until the World Series Ends 

Some San Francisco radio stations have issued a temporary ban on LORDE’s “Royals” . . . and it’s not because EVERYONE could use a break from that song.

It’s because the San Francisco Giants are playing the Kansas City Royals in the World Series beginning tomorrow night.  The stations will lift the ban once the series is over.

The title of the song isn’t just a coincidence.  Lorde has said that it was inspired by an old picture she saw of GEORGE BRETT in his Royals uniform.

 

Oops! Presidential Credit Card Declined

Even the president of the United States isn’t immune from embarrassment when using a credit card.

President Barack Obama confided to reporters that his credit card was declined when he tried to pay for a dinner out with his wife Michelle at a New York City restaurant recently.

The first lady pulled out her own credit card to cover the bill.

Apparently, Obama’s card was rejected because it hadn’t been used recently and the credit card company thought it was a fraudulent purchase.

 

David Letterman’s Cue Card Guy Was Fired After He Attacked One of His Writers 

DAVID LETTERMAN’s longtime cue card guy was FIRED after he attacked “Late Show” writer BILL SCHEFT about a week ago.

69-year-old TONY MENDEZ says Scheft has been a passive-aggressive jerk to him for years, and his temper finally got the best of him.

He says, quote, “I just grabbed him by the shirt.  He was very surprised.  He was cowering.”

Mendez was fired on the spot, but he doesn’t blame Letterman.  He says it was CBS’ call to let him go.  And he adds, quote, “Dave is the best, the most generous boss I have ever had.”

Mendez had been with Letterman since 1993.

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Dirt Alert: Friday, 10/17/14

Royal Twins!

Is KATE MIDDLETON having twins?

A source close to the Duchess of Cambridge tells Star magazine that her severe sickness told her something was different this time and not only are they having twins, but twin girls!

(–Since our source is Star magazine, this is not a Royal Update as much as it is a Royal Rumor!)

 

Heidi Klum Is Officially Divorced

Heidi Klum is officially a single woman!!  Her divorce from Seal became official earlier this week.

Apparently, the two managed to get through the divorce without any major drama.

They didn’t argue over the division of property and neither of them will be getting spousal support.

Their custody agreement over their four children is being kept confidential.

Heidi first filed for divorce in April 2012.

 

Get Ready for Ebola:  The TV Series! 

Just in time to take advantage of the fear, director RIDLEY SCOTT is producing a limited-run series about EBOLA.

This isn’t total exploitation, though.  It’s based on a 1994 nonfiction book called “The Hot Zone” by Richard Preston . . . and Scott and his producing partner have actually been working on it for the past year.  In fact, they’ve been holding on to the rights since the book came out 20 years ago.

There’s no word yet on any casting, a network or an airdate.

 

Joan Rivers Died from a Lack of Oxygen to the Brain 

The New York City Medical Examiner’s office released the official cause of death for JOAN RIVERS.  Joan died from a lack of oxygen to the brain while undergoing two procedures at a clinic in New York.

Those procedures were to evaluate vocal problems and reflux disease.  And the medical examiner noted that Joan WAS sedated with propofol at the time.

They classified her death as a “therapeutic complication,” meaning it was, quote, “a predictable complication of medical therapy.”  They didn’t say whether anyone could be held legally responsible.

 

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Dirt Alert: Thursday, 10/16/14

Is Lionel Richie Khloe Kardashian’s Dad? 

There’s a rumor going around that LIONEL RICHIE is KHLOE KARDASHIAN’s real father.

Supposedly, Lionel had an affair with KRIS JENNER back in the early ’80s, and some people think Khloe looks like Lionel’s 16-year-old daughter Sofia.

Radar Online claims that Lionel’s 16-year-old daughter Sofia is the SPITTING IMAGE of Khloe.  (Here’s their pictorial “proof“, which is debatable.)

Kris was, of course, married to Khloe’s FATHER OF RECORD, ROBERT KARDASHIAN SR.

Khloe’s been down this road before and she’s taking it in stride.  She says, quote, “I’ve had so many dads my head is spinning.”

 

Let’s All Watch Paula Abdul Sing About Mammograms 

PAULA ABDUL is back with a new jam.  But this one doesn’t teach you to be STRAIGHT UP or that OPPOSITES ATTRACT.  This one is all about breast cancer.

Paula teamed up with Avon for a song and video called “Check Yourself”.

Since it’s a Paula Abdul jam there’s lots of dancing, and the choreography is very, uh, chesty!!

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Robin Thicke Threw Himself a Divorce Party with Leonardo DiCaprio and a Bunch of Models 

ROBIN THICKE is done moping over his divorce with PAULA PATTON.

The “New York Post” says he threw himself a wild divorce party on Friday night that included LEONARDO DICAPRIO and a bunch of models.

A source says, quote, “Robin, in particular, was dancing and talking to a pretty brunette throughout most of the night.  Everyone was dancing until past 3:00 A.M.”

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