Dirt Alert: Wednesday, 11/25/15

Carrie Underwood Will Be Leaving a “Ginormous Tip” at a Waffle House Tomorrow

I guarantee you there’s going to be at least one Waffle House server this year who’ll be thrilled they worked on Thanksgiving.

All they have to do is be lucky enough to wait on CARRIE UNDERWOOD and her family.

CARRIE UNDERWOOD plans to take the family to Waffle House tomorrow morning for breakfast. And while there, she’s going to make one server very happy by leaving a gigantic tip!

She says, quote, “It’s such a hectic time, and I don’t feel like making breakfast on a day that you’re making so much food anyway. So we order breakfast and leave a ginormous tip.”


Larry the Cable Guy is Suing the Giterdone Gas Station in Mississippi

LARRY THE CABLE GUY did NOT invent the phrase, “Git-R-Done”, but apparently, he feels he has enough claim to it to sue a place in Diamondhead, Mississippi called the Giterdone gas station.

Giterdone not only uses Larry’s golden catchphrase, it also sells merchandise with the logo on it, including beer, knives, and packaged meats, naturally.

Larry wants them to ditch the name and stop selling the products. He also wants all the profits from merchandise already sold.

Larry probably does have some kind of copyright on the phrase, and he has a Git-R-Done non-profit organization that he established in 2009 to help children’s and veterans organizations. He also sells his own products, like Git-R-Done energy drinks through Git-R-Done Productions, Inc.


Royal Update!

Life ain’t always peaches and cream for KATE MIDDLETON.

Sources tell the National Enquirer that Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge wanted to take boxing lessons after seeing her sister PIPPA get into tip-top shape with the fitness regimen.

Unfortunately, the big boss –A.K.A. QUEEN ELIZABETH II– wasn’t on-board with the idea saying that, quote, “Mothers of future kings do not hit each other with boxing gloves.”

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Dirt Alert: Tuesday, 11/24/15

Sean Connery Tried to Get Carly Simon and Her Sister To Date Him At The Same Time

We told you last week about Carly Simon’s new book where she reveals that her hit song “You’re So Vain” is only partially about Warren Beatty.

Well, the book also reveals a lot of other real juicy stuff about her dating life. Carly says that back in 1965, SEAN CONNERY wanted to date her and her sister Lucy at the same time.

Carly said, “No.” But did her sister Lucy say, “Yes?” I guess you’ll have to buy the book to find out, but it’s interesting to note that not even James Bond could make the ‘sister-act’ happen.

Carly was 20, her sister was 22, and Connery was 35.


Bernie Sanders is Leading the “Time” Magazine Person of the Year Poll

“Time” magazine won’t pick its Person of the Year for about a week and a half, but the people participating in their online poll are pretty solidly rooting for BERNIE SANDERS.

He’s got 12.7% of the vote, which doesn’t seem like a lot. But his closest competition is MALALA YOUSAFZAI, with only 4.9%. She’s followed by POPE FRANCIS with 3.7%, and PRESIDENT OBAMA with 3.5%.

DONALD TRUMP is in 15th place, with 1.9% of the vote. HILLARY CLINTON is even further back, at 1.2%. And BEN CARSON only had 0.9%.


Elisabeth Hasselbeck Is Leaving “Fox & Friends”

ELISABETH HASSELBECK is leaving “Fox & Friends”, where she’s been a co-host since leaving “The View” in 2013.

It’s unclear when her last day will be, but she’ll be out by the end of the year. She says she’s leaving to spend more time with her family, but she didn’t elaborate too much on it.

“Fox & Friends” will have a revolving door of guest hosts until a permanent replacement is named.


Adele May Sell 3 Million Copies Of Her New Album

As expected, Adele’s new album, “25,” debuted at number 1 and now Billboard is predicting that the record may exceed its projected sales mark.

The album was initially projected to sell 2.3 million copies in the first week and now that number has jumped to 3 million.

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Dirt Alert: Monday, 11/23/15

Blake Shelton and Gwen Staffani’s Love Moving At Warp Speed

BLAKE SHELTON and GWEN STEFANI may be moving at warp speed with their new relationship.

Us Weekly reports that Blake has invited his new lady and her three sons to enjoy Thanksgiving at his ranch in Tishomingo, Oklahoma.

Meanwhile, MIRANDA LAMBERT is hearing the tick-tock of her biological clock. Word is that Miranda is “aching to be a mom,” looking into a few different options to start a family and BLAKE SHELTON’s refusal to have a baby is what led to their divorce.


Kurt Russel and Goldie Hawn. . . Getting Married?

Is KURT RUSSELL finally making an honest woman out of GOLDIE HAWN?

Our sources tell us that they’re planning a three-million-dollar wedding at their Colorado ranch where the theme will be “cowboy hats, horses and rock n’ roll.”

Word is their relatives are “thrilled” they’re making things official after 30 years of togetherness.


Charlie Sheen Is Selling The Houses He Gave To His Exes

Charlie Sheen’s money problems are so serious that he has to sell the houses that he bought for his two ex-wives to make back some of the money he lost after being blackmailed about his HIV status.

Charlie is looking to sell the house he bought for his ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, and their twin sons back in 2012 for nearly $5 million dollars.

He is also selling the home be bought for Denise Richards back in 2011 for nearly $7 million dollars.


Kim Kardashian Wants a $1 Million Gift for Giving Birth

KIM KARDASHIAN wants KANYE WEST to pay up BIG-TIME after she gives birth to their second child.

She wants a diamond choker that costs about $1 million as a “push present”. She says, quote, “We women go through an entire pregnancy carrying a baby . . . of course it only makes sense that we get something amazing to show how amazing we are!”

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Dirt Alert: Friday, 11/20/15

Charlie Sheen To Publish A Memoir

Here we go…..Charlie Sheen is working on his memoir.

In the book, Charlie will chronicle his lengthy film and TV career, as well as his struggle with HIV. It’s possible the book would also include more insight into Sheen’s infamous 2011 meltdown.

His manager says that he has been “buried with offers” from publishers ever since Charlie announced he is HIV positive on “The Today Show.”

Charlie is reportedly weighing his options.


Jared from “Subway” Was Sentenced to 15 Years in Prison

Former Subway mascot JARED FOGLE was sentenced to more than 15 years in prison yesterday, after pleading guilty to possession of child porn and traveling to pay for sex with minors.

At one point, a psychiatrist testifying for the defense had the NERVE to argue that Jared’s extreme Subway diet led to a, quote, “minor case” of pedophilia.

Jared was taken into custody right after the hearing, and he won’t be eligible for parole for 13 years. He’ll be 53 in 15 years, and will have to be under some kind of supervision for the rest of his life.


Nicolas Cage Took a Picture with a Guy to Help Him Find His Missing Stepdaughter

A man snuck onto the set of NICOLAS CAGE’s upcoming movie “Dog Eat Dog” in Cleveland on Wednesday, but he wasn’t looking for trouble.

His 15-year-old stepdaughter went missing over a week ago, on November 8th, and he thought that if he could get Cage to take a picture with her “missing” poster, it might help them get information on her whereabouts.

And Nic obliged, because he may be bombing at the box office, but he’s a cool guy!!

(Here’s the picture.)


Ryan Seacrest Says All the Past Judges Will Return to “American Idol” This Season

As everyone knows, this is “American Idol’s” final season.

And to celebrate, they might be bringing back all the former “American Idol” judges. The former judges are Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul, Ellen DeGeneres, Steven Tyler, Kara DioGuardi, Mariah Carey, and Nicki Minaj.

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Dirt Alert: Thursday, 11/19/15

Today Show Ratings From Charlie Sheen’s Interview

NBC’s “Today” show picked up killer ratings with the CHARLIE SHEEN /HIV announcement Tuesday morning, beating all the other morning shows.


Will Michael Phelps Be A Gold Medalist Or A Midnight Toker?

Olympic swimmer MICHAEL PHELPS and his fiancée NICOLE JOHNSON will be welcoming their first little tadpole.

Phelps, the gold medalist, revealed on Instagram yesterday that she’s 12 weeks pregnant and carrying a baby boy! The duo got engaged last February after four years of dating.


Psychics Predict That Han Solo Will Die in the New “Star Wars” Movie

The site 7thSensePsychics.com conducted a survey where they asked 200 psychics questions about the upcoming “Star Wars” movie “The Force Awakens” .

The psychics did a “three-card Tarot reading” for each one, and the site analyzed the responses. The big question was, “Will Han Solo die in ‘The Force Awakens’?”

And I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but 70% said YES, while only 30% said he’ll survive. Also, will the movie start with the words ‘Long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away'”? 90% said yes, and 10% said no. (—All six previous movies have started with “A LONG TIME AGO in a galaxy far, far away.” You’d think at least one of the 200 psychics could have detected that discrepancy.)


A Navy SEAL Asked Jennifer Lawrence Out Because She Can’t Get a Date

JENNIFER LAWRENCE recently said she’s “lonely every Saturday night” because guys don’t ask her out.

Well, somebody took that as an opportunity to step up to the plate. He’s a Navy SEAL named Travis Fishburn from Boise, Idaho, and he made two videos asking Jennifer out. In one of them, he even displays his bow-and-arrow, weightlifting, and driving skills.

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Dirt Alert: Wednesday, 11/18/15

A couple of Down ’N Dirty Quickies. . .

  1. Is RONDA ROUSEY acting like the first person who’s ever lost a fight or what? She avoids the media, sends out a brief message that does NOT congratulate HOLLY HOLM for beating her, and yesterday she was spotted at LAX ignoring the paparazzi and keeping her beat-up face completely covered.
  2. DONALD TRUMP says he’s lost 15 pounds on the campaign trail. So I guess you could say he’s a little less YUGE.


Charlie Sheen Is HIV-Positive

CHARLIE SHEEN admitted he’s HIV-positive on the “Today” show yesterday.

He said he’s paid upwards of $10 million to people he trusted who threatened to go to the media, and his finances aren’t great at the moment.

So now that Charlie has come clean about his condition, we can only speculate on the legal mess he’s facing. TMZ says six of his former partners contacted a lawyer and are going to sue him for intentional infliction of emotional distress, fraud, and sexual battery.

They say they had relations with Charlie, both protected and unprotected, and he never told him he was HIV-positive. There are at least four more women who have appointments with this same attorney.


A Tennessee Mom Is Upset That Her 9-Year-Old Girl Witnessed Cam Newton’s “Pelvic Thrusts”

A Nashville mother took her nine-year-old daughter to the Tennessee / Carolina game on Sunday.

She wasn’t happy that her daughter had to witness the celebratory “pelvic thrusts” of Panthers quarterback Cam Newton, so she wrote an open letter to criticize him for not being a role model.

Quote, “The chest puffs. The pelvic thrusts. The arrogant struts and the ‘in your face’ taunting of both the Titans’ players and fans. We saw it all. I refuse to believe you don’t realize you are a role model . . My daughter started asking questions. ‘Won’t he get in trouble for doing that? Is he trying to make people mad? [Does] he knows he looks like a spoiled brat?’

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Dirt Alert: Tuesday, 11/17/15

Charlie Sheen Might Announce He’s HIV-Positive This Morning

When we heard last week that an unidentified male celebrity was HIV-positive . . . and that this celebrity was known for, quote, “one night stands, drug binges, and encounters with prostitutes”…we were all thinking CHARLIE SHEEN.

Well, it looks like we were right. Charlie is reportedly going to admit it to MATT LAUER this morning on the “Today” show.

Charlie is supposedly coming clean because several former partners threatened to sue him, because he didn’t tell them he was HIV-positive.

According to TMZ, Charlie has been taking meds for HIV, and having regular blood tests, and they show the virus is UNDETECTABLE in his system. So Charlie doesn’t feel like he deceived anyone, because he’s either not contagious or cured, or something along those lines.

Other sources tell us that DENISE RICHARDS has known about Charlie’s condition for years. But she has nothing to worry about, since this happened long after they split.


Black and Blue

RONDA ROUSEY may be licking her wounds after getting knocked out by HEIDI HOLM, but doesn’t need anyone’s pity, thankyouverymuch.

Rousey thanked fans on Instagram last Sunday night for all their “love and support,” assured everyone her health is “fine,” plans to take a “little bit of time” and swears she’ll “be back.”


Porsche Disputes Paul Walker Wrongful Death Suit

Paul Walker’s daughter, Meadow, filed a wrongful death lawsuit against Porsche in September, claiming the company is responsible for her father’s death.

Now Porsche is blaming Paul Walker for being at fault for his own demise.

Meadow’s lawsuit alleges the 2005 Porsche, in which her father died, had a number of defects and wasn’t going nearly as fast as law enforcement officials estimated.

But Porsche refutes all of Meadow’s claims. The company contends that Walker was a “knowledgeable and sophisticated” Porsche driver who shouldn’t have been riding in the car at the high speeds that were reported.

Porsche also insists that Walker’s vehicle was “abused and altered” with modifications, as well as “misused and improperly maintained.”

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Dirt Alert: Monday, 11/16/15

Lamar Odom Appears To Have Significant Brain Damage

After news of Lamar Odom’s “shocking” improvement, his condition has taken a dark turn.

Lamar is in “rough shape” and struggles to recognize family and friends. Even worse, sources report that doctors believe Lamar’s brain has suffered major damage.

He continues to struggle to walk on his own and is emotionally erratic—which is typical for stroke victims.

Odom was hospitalized on October 13th after he was found unconscious at legal brothel in Nevada.


Ronda Rousey Got Knocked Out by New UFC Women’s Bantamweight Champ Holly Holm

Very few people even expected her to get out of the first round. But not only did she get out of it, she DOMINATED it with her boxing. Then, in the second round, she KEPT dominating, before KNOCKING RONDA OUT with a kick to the face.

Until Saturday, Ronda was undefeated in mixed martial arts. Now her record is 12-and-1.

Holly is 10-and-0.

Ronda was taken to the hospital after the fight because of the knockout. She also had to have a split lip stitched up.


Blake Shelton Used His Tractor to Pull Some Guys Out of the Mud

Bryar Blanton and three of his teenage buddies slid into a big mud hole next to the Washita River in Ardmore, Oklahoma.

Two of them went looking for help, and eventually came across Blake Shelton. He gave them a ride back, and then tried to pull their car out with his truck. It didn’t work, so he got his TRACTOR and came back to finish the job.

Bryar told ” Entertainment Tonight”, quote, “After he helped, he talked to us for a minute then said he had to go. He had his bow with him, and we talked about hunting. He’s an all-around nice, caring guy.”

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Dirt Alert: Friday, 11/13/15

Jennifer Lawrence Spends Her Saturday Nights Alone, Because Nobody Will Ask Her Out

JENNIFER LAWRENCE has a problem a lot of famous women have: Millions of guys want her, but not one of them has the STONES to approach her.

She says, quote, “No one ever asks me out. I am lonely every Saturday night. Guys are so mean to me. I know where it’s coming from, I know they’re trying to establish dominance, but it hurts my feelings. I feel like I need to meet a guy, with all due respect, who has been living in Baghdad for five years who has no idea who I am.”


A Vandy Basketball Player From Haiti Learned English by Listening to George Strait Songs

There’s a player on the Vanderbilt University basketball team named Djery Baptiste who was born in Haiti, but didn’t learn to speak English until he started listening to country music.

He tells “The Tennessean”, quote, “I was in America and didn’t know how to say anything in the language, but I thought I could learn it through music. Country music was the best for me, and GEORGE STRAIT is my favorite.

His other favorites include Alan Jackson’s “Chattahoochee”, Eric Church’s “Homeboy”, and the Zac Brown Band – Jimmy Buffett song “Knee Deep”.

He adds, quote, “My friends are amazed that I love country music. It’s not what most people expect.”


Prosecutors Want To Put Jared Fogle in Prison for 12 & 1/2 years!

Things continue to look bad for Jared Fogle.

Federal prosecutors have asked a judge to sentence former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle to 12 years and seven months in prison next week because it would send a strong message to others who exploit children.

Jared could have faced 50 years in the clink, but he made a plea-deal with prosecutors.

Prosecutors also asked for the judge to put Jared on supervised probation for the rest of his life and order him to register as a sex offender in any state where he lives or works.

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Dirt Alert: Thursday, 11/12/15

An Unidentified Male Actor Is Allegedly HIV Positive

There’s supposedly a famous male actor who’s HIV positive and is afraid to admit it because of what it’ll do to his career.

Obviously we don’t know his name, but he’s dated several high-profile women, and potentially put them at risk. He’s middle-aged and notorious for, quote, “one night stands, drug binges, and encounters with prostitutes.” There’s no word how he contracted HIV, but there’s a lot of room there to speculate.


What Broke Up Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale? The Nanny, Of Course

There are new reports that GWEN STEFANI and GAVIN ROSSDALE split up because she discovered he’d been having a three-year affair with a nanny who’d been working for them since 2008.

Gavin spent several months claiming it was just “flirtation”. He finally fessed up, and that’s when she decided to leave him.

An even bigger rumor tells us that Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton Are Expecting A Baby!? OK! Magazine says that Gwen is pregnant…and about 2 months along.

This could explain the sudden announcement last week that Gwen and Blake are dating.


CBS Gave Stephen Colbert the Post-Super Bowl Timeslot

Every year, the show with the post-Super Bowl timeslot gets HUGE ratings.

This year, CBS is giving STEPHEN COLBERT that spot, and he’s going to do a special live episode of “The Late Show”. It’s the first time that a LIVE show will air right after the Super Bowl.

It might be a weird choice, but CBS is obviously hoping to showcase Colbert, in the hope that he can gain some ground against JIMMY FALLON and “The Tonight Show”. The Super Bowl airs Sunday, February 7th.

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Dirt Alert: Wednesday, 11/11/15

Who Has The Best Butt In the World??

Congratulations to SUZY CORTEZ of Distrito Federal, Brazil who was just crowned Miss BumBum 2015!

Yep, the South American nation loves the rump shakin’ so much they’ve got a pageant just for the bootie!!!

The UK’s Daily Mail reports that people packed the competition, the paparazzi was out in full force last Monday and the winner went on a strict diet for four, long months to get her rear in gear. Contestants have to prove they’re booties are all-natural and for a very good reason. Last year’s runner-up nearly died as a result of procedures that made her bottom begin to rot!


More Sean Penn Madonna Rumors

Is SEAN PENN planning another wedding just months after CHARLIZE THERON called off their engagement?

Sources tell the National Enquirer that Penn is ready to re-tie the knot with MADONNA 26 years after they called it quits!

Insiders say their original stab at happily-ever-after was “tempestuous,” but “passionate” and Madonna is dreaming of a marital “do-over” with a big, blended family.


Trump And Carson Get Codenames

DONALD TRUMP and BEN CARSON now have code names from the Secret Service.

The pair of Republican front-runners will receive Secret Service protection beginning this morning. As for the code names, during the second Republican debate, when asked what code names they’d choose, Trump jokingly suggested “Humble,” while Carson went with “One Nation.”

Those weren’t the names the Secret Service went with, however. Trump has been assigned the name “Mogul,” while Carson has been assigned “Eli,” a reference to his earlier days as a undergrad at Yale.

FYI: PRESIDENT OBAMA’s codename is “Renegade,” while GEORGE W. BUSH’s was “Trailblazer.”

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Dirt Alert: Tuesday, 11-10-15

Can Gwyneth Paltrow Save “The View”?

“The View” has been floundering for a while, but Radar Online claims that ABC has found a possible solution: GWYNETH PALTROW.

They’ve reportedly given her a SEVEN-FIGURE OFFER to join the panel, and if she turns them down, the show could be CANCELED.

A source says, quote, “They’re in real trouble and everyone on that panel right now are all second and third choices . . . Barring a miracle or a surprise talent coming aboard, this could be the show’s final season.”


Mariah Carey Is Shacking-Up With Her Billionaire Boyfriend

MARIAH CAREY has found true love once again.

TMZ.com reports Mariah’s staff was spotted moving her furniture, bedding and other personal items into boyfriend JAMES PACKER’s Beverly Hills home.

The Aussie billionaire has a mansion that is conveniently located right by her rented bachelorette pad and Mariah is keeping it just in case things between the two don’t pan-out. They’ve been dating just five, short months.


Would You Buy an Album of Music Made Entirely of Sounds from a Washing Machine?

An electronic music duo called MATMOS has recorded an album with only one instrument: A WASHING MACHINE.

They pounded on the machine like a drum, and also sampled all the bells, whistles and alarms. The album is 38 minutes long, which is the length of one wash cycle.

It starts with the sound of the machine’s wash selection knob, and ends with its “cycle finished” noise. The album is called “Ultimate Care 2″, because the machine they used is a Whirlpool Ultimate Care 2. There’s no word if Whirlpool kicked in anything for the promotion.

(Check out a track here.)

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