Dirt Alert: Friday, 5/27/16

From The Bowels of Human Excess

Mark Zuckerberg paid $14 million for his house.

Then he spent $20 million to buy four houses around him so he could use their backyards and keep them empty for privacy.

 

Charlie Sheen Has His Own Emojis . . . Called Sheenojis

Is CHARLIE SHEEN’s dope-fueled lunacy still marketable? We’re about to find out, because he just released a line of Emojis . . . called SHEENOJIS, of course.

The description says, quote, “Charlie Sheen’s official emoji keyboard app lets you share your inner Charlie with the world. Bring your tiger’s blood to a boil! Fire a torpedo of truth into the technosphere, and release your inner man’s man.

There are almost 100 Sheenojis. You can get that app at the iTunes store for 99 cents.

 

Gwyneth Paltrow And Chris Martin Finalize Divorce

Well, it is officially over for Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin.

The couple finalized their divorce this week after 12-years of marriage. Since Gwyneth and Chris were able to work out the division of their assets and property in private, the details of the settlement will not be released.

They will share custody of their kids.

 

Khloe Kardashian Files For Divorce — Again

Yesterday, Khloe Kardashian filed for divorce (for the second time) from her husband, Lamar Odom.

She had initially filed for divorce in December of 2013 amid rumors of Lamar’s infidelity and drug use. But, she called off the divorce after Lamar was found unconscious after a drug-binge in Vegas last October.

Now that Lamar is doing better, Khloe felt it was the right time to re-start the divorce proceedings.

Khloe listed “irreconcilable differences” as the reason for the divorce.

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Dirt Alert: Monday, 5/26/16

Is Rob Lowe In Talks to Be Kelly Ripa’s Permanent Guest Host?

“Entertainment Tonight” says ROB LOWE has the inside track on replacing MICHAEL STRAHAN on “Live!”.

He was reportedly in the running back in 2012 too, before they ultimately chose Michael. And it sounds like he’s interested . . .

This week, he said, quote, “I [guest]-hosted it with Kelly and had the time of my life. I love her . . . I love being able to talk to an audience every morning like that and just being fun, counter-punching, being silly, and talking about cool stuff.”

By the way, Kelly just announced that her upcoming guest co-hosts will include: Ryan Seacrest, D.L. Hughley, Joel McHale, and Alec Baldwin.

 

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are Getting Divorced

This may be a surprise to all of us, but JOHNNY DEPP and AMBER HEARD are getting divorced.

She filed on Monday, just three days after Johnny’s mother died. They were only married for 15 months, and she’s asking for spousal support, and he asked the judge to DENY that request. They didn’t have a prenup. Johnny is 52, Amber is 30.

There’s no word if Johnny and Amber broke up over the chaos that erupted when they illegally smuggled their two dogs into Australia . . . which resulted in their ridiculously awkward and insincere apology video.

 

Tabloid Trash #1: Brad and Angelina are Divorcing . . . Because Angelina is Smoking and Drinking Constantly

“OK!” magazine says it’s REALLY over this time between ANGELINA JOLIE and BRAD PITT because, quote, “she’s sick [and] he’s tired.”

According to those ever-informative anonymous sources, Angelina basically just smokes and drinks wine all the time, and she barely eats. She’s completely unhealthy and Brad is tired of it.

Oh, and more trash for you to process, Brad is supposedly having an affair with MARION COTILLARD. They just made a movie together called “Allied”. It comes out in November.

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Dirt Alert: Wednesday, 5/25/16

Is Charlie Sheen Moving to a Retirement Home in Mexico?

Britain’s “Daily Mail” claims CHARLIE SHEEN is moving to Mexico.

They say he bought three homes next to each other in Rosarito, a quiet retirement community in Baja California. Charlie would make the middle house his primary home . . . and the other two are just so he won’t have any next-door neighbors.

His realtor says, quote, “He’s tired of the rat race of the United States and his life the way it is. He’s certainly not coming here to impress anyone with a huge mansion on the ocean.”

Charlie is only 50, so it’s early for him to “retire,” but then again his body has a LOT of mileage on it.

It’s unclear what Mexico thinks of this. Oh, wait a minute, maybe THIS is how DONALD TRUMP is going to get Mexico to pay for that wall . . . to keep Charlie Sheen OUT.

 

Bill Cosby Will Have to Stand Trial for Sexual Assault

All the accusations against BILL COSBY are FINALLY starting to actually go somewhere.

Yesterday, a Pennsylvania judge ruled that Cosby WILL have to go through a criminal trial for the alleged sexual assault of Andrea Constand.

She worked at Temple University back in 2004, and she claimed he invited her to his house, gave her some pills to “take the edge off” and sexually assaulted her. Of course, she’s one of more than 50 women to make claims against him.

Cosby is now free on $1 million bail. No trial date has been set yet. If he’s convicted, he faces up to 30 years in prison.

 

MC Hammer Has Turned His Back on Hammers . . . For Money!

Your universe is about to unravel.

MC HAMMER HATES HAMMERS. In a recent interview, Hammer said, quote, “Using hammers is always a scary proposition, man. You can hit your fingers. So I try my best to not have to hammer too many things.”

But that’s probably only because he’s a spokesman for new picture-hanging strips. Command hanging strips picture hangers that don’t use a hammer or nails. He even did a commercial for them where he says, “Stop hammer time!”

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Dirt Alert: Tuesday, 5/24/16

Celebrity Diets

If you’re struggling with weight, you might want to try the “Jimmy Kimmel Diet!”

JIMMY KIMMEL might have discovered the easiest way to drop a ton of weight. Kimmel tells Men’s Journal magazine that he lost 25 pounds on the 5:2 diet, where he eats anything his little heart desires five-days per-week and just 500 calories on Mondays and Thursdays.

Jimmy says he’s “pretty unpleasant to be around” on fasting days, survives on coffee, pickles, peanut butter and apple and egg whites, but never hits the gym and hates exercise.

Be warned –lots of doctors don’t condone the diet, including celebrity physician DR. OZ.

 

Do You Confuse Helen Hunt for Jodie Foster?

Poor HELEN HUNT had a serious case of the Mondays yesterday.

Helen headed to Starbucks to kickoff the day and a barista implied she knew her name. Helen was shocked to see the word: “Jody” on the side of her cup and has been confused for JODIE FOSTER on more than one occasion.

BTW, the barista spelled ‘Jody’ with a ‘Y’, where Jodie Foster spells her name with an ‘IE’ at the end, but that’s Starbucks for ya!

 

Adele Will Sign The Biggest Contract EVER For A Female Artist

Adele is expected to sign a new contract with Sony Music for more than $130 million, making it the biggest deal for a female artist in music history.

A Sony Music source described the deal as “massive,” saying it will easily top Whitney Houston’s 2001 deal with Arista for $101 million.

The new deal will double Adele’s net worth.

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Dirt Alert: Monday, 5/23/16

More Drama for Mariah Carey

MARIAH CAREY may have to postpone her summer wedding to fiancé JAMES PACKER.

Sources tell RadarOnline.com that there’s a wee bit of drama with ex-husband NICK CANNON, her second husband. Word is he refuses to finalize their divorce– and she feels it’s to deliberately sabotage her upcoming nuptials.

 

“Mr. Ed” Star Alan Young Has Died at 96

Actor ALAN YOUNG died this past Thursday, at the age of 96.

He was the star of the classic sitcom “Mr. Ed” in the 1960s. Well, the OTHER star, along with the talking horse. Alan played Mr. Ed’s owner, Wilbur.

Young died of natural causes at the Motion Picture and Television Home, which is a retirement community for people in the entertainment industry. He’d been living there for four years.

 

Jon Stewart Saved a Horse That Was Shot 100 Times with a Paintball Gun

JON STEWART and his wife saved a runaway bull last month, and now they’ve adopted an abused horse, which had been shot more than 100 times with paintballs at close range.

She had even lost an eye thanks to the abuse. The horse was named Lily, and she’ll be living at the animal sanctuary in New Jersey that they started after Jon left “The Daily Show” last year.

65-year-old Phillip Price was trying to sell her, and on Friday, he was convicted of animal cruelty. He was ordered to pay $13,234 for the horse’s care. There’s no word who shot the horse.

 

Eva Longoria Got Married in Mexico

EVA LONGORIA got married Saturday near Mexico City.

Her husband is a Mexican media mogul named Jose Baston. Eva’s dress was designed by Victoria Beckham, who was there along with her husband David. Other celebrity guests included Ricky Martin, Mario Lopez, Melanie Griffith, and Vanessa Williams, who sang Save the Best for Last during the ceremony.

This is Eva’s third marriage. Her previous husbands were actor Tyler Christopher and NBA star Tony Parker. She’s 41. Jose is 47.

(Check out some pictures here and here. And here’s video Melanie Griffith posted of the fireworks after the ceremony.)

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Dirt Alert: Friday, 5/20/16

A Down ‘N’ Dirty Quickie

ANGELINA JOLIE slammed DONALD TRUMP’s rhetoric and says he needs to adopt a new tone.

 

Oldie But A Goodie

If this were a Dirt Alert from 21 years ago, this is what it would sound like: evening news anchor CONNIE CHUNG was fired by CBS, this day, 1995.

 

Morley Safer from “60 Minutes” Has Died

MORLEY SAFER has died. He passed away at his Manhattan home, at the age of 84.

Safer just retired from “60 Minutes” last week, after 46 seasons. A “60 Minutes” producer said Safer’s health had been deteriorating for several months, and he knew it wouldn’t be long. But he had hoped to live long enough to see the CBS special dedicated to him this past Sunday.

Safer started with CBS in 1964. At “60 Minutes”, he filed more than 900 reports, and won a ton of awards, including 12 Emmys and three Peabody Awards.

 

Whitney Houston’s People Pulled the Plug on a Hologram for the “Voice” Finale

The season finale of “The Voice” goes down Monday night, and one of the highlights was going to be a duet between CHRISTINA AGUILERA and HOLOGRAM WHITNEY HOUSTON.

It was supposed to be a surprise, but some footage found its way online yesterday, showing Christina and Hologram Whitney singing a medley of Whitney’s hits. It’s already been taken down, but TMZ has a few pictures.

Well, it’s not actually happening. Whitney’s people pulled the plug on this a few days ago, because they didn’t like Hologram Whitney. Whitney’s sister Pat Houston said, quote, “Whitney’s legacy and her devoted fans deserve perfection. After closely viewing the performance, we decided the hologram was not ready to air.”

She did go on to say that Christina was spot on, quote, “We have much respect and appreciation for Christina, and she was absolutely flawless.”

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Dirt Alert: Thursday, 5/19/16

Taking Things Way Too Seriously

MICHAEL STRAHAN probably didn’t get a farewell staff party and potluck lunch after taping his final edition of “LIVE.”

Sources tell us that a team was waiting backstage to start packing Strahan’s things after last Friday’s show wrapped up and everything –including signage, coffee mugs and items in the gift store– have been replaced with the “LIVE! With Kelly!” logo.

 

Naomi Judd Wanted To Quit ‘My Kitchen Rules’

Naomi Judd apparently tried to quit her upcoming reality show called, “My Kitchen Rules,” because she felt she was ‘above’ her fellow contestants.

According to TMZ, Naomi said she was led to believe that her competition would be “real celebrities” just like her, so she signed on to do the show. It was only after signing that she found out the truth.

The other “celebrities” on the show include: Andrew Dice Clay and his wife, Ray J and Brandy, Lance Bass and his mom Diane…..and Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes’ ex-husband Dean Sheremet.

Producers didn’t care that Naomi Judd was upset. They held her to the contract.

 

Paul McCartney Jams With 10-Year-Old On Stage

Paul McCartney is in the middle of his world tour and he always features at least one long pause in the music to interact with fans onstage.

Some fans just want to hug him, some want to propose marriage, and some get Paul to autograph a part of their body. But when Paul welcomed a 10-year old fan named Leila, onto the stage on Tuesday night in Argentina, she wanted something even cooler!

She walked onto the stage holding a doll and when McCartney offered to sign it – she told him no – she wanted to play bass with him instead!

So, Paul handed her a bass and they played “Get Back” together. Leila was actually really good and the crowd went wild.

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Dirt Alert: Wednesday, 5/18/16

Iran Thinks Kim Kardashian is a Secret Agent

There’s a branch of the Iranian government called Iran’s Revolutionary Guard, and it exists to protect the country and its culture from outside influence.

They say they’re under direct, deliberate attack from an American top-secret spy, and that spy is Kim Kardashian!!! They say that KIM is secretly helping Instagram corrupt its women and children with her immoral and un-Islamic posts.

They even go so far as to say that Kim takes her orders from Instagram!! Kim denies it, but then again, isn’t that what a secret agent WOULD do?

While all of this seems like a joke, the Revolutionary Guard has already arrested dozens of people for what they consider immoral and un-Islamic activity on social media.

 

Beyoncé’s Fans Take on Chick-fil-A

Chick-fil-A is in hot water again, this time with BEYONCÉ’s fans.

One location had a sign out front saying, quote, “Lemonade fresher than Beyoncé’s.” And another had this sign: “Sorry Beyoncé, our lemonade is better!!”

Her fans didn’t like that, and attacked Chick-fil-A on social media. But it’s hard to hate on Chick-fil-A, because it’s delicious. Eventually, there were more and more posts saying things like: “I can’t lie, Chick-fil-A’s lemonade is GOOD and “I’m a Beyoncé fan!”

 

When Lenny Kravitz Wants To Shop, He Shuts Down The Store

Lenny Kravitz isn’t shy about flaunting his rock-hard abs, or his star power.

Lenny shut down the high-end clothing store, Saint Laurent on Rodeo Drive because he felt like doing a little shopping – but didn’t want to be interrupted by all of the “little people.”

It wasn’t about privacy, though, because Lenny didn’t bother to pull the blinds on the huge floor-to-ceiling windows – he just left them open as he strutting around topless and trying on several different shirts before checking-out and leaving with several bags.

After Lenny was gone, the store re-opened to the public.

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Dirt Alert: Tuesday, 5/17/16

Orlando Bloom & Katy Perry Kiss And Make Up After Selena Drama

Whether or not there’s anything to those rumors about Orlando Bloom sneaking out on Katy Perry to hook-up with Selena Gomez — Orlando and Katy have kissed and made up.

Orlando and Katy were spotted holding hands at the Cannes Film Festival this week – AND— the gorgeous twosome were spotted smooching it up on the deck of a huge super-yacht that’s worth over two-billion-dollars!

Neither Orlando nor Katy has addressed the rumors about Selena Gomez, but obviously they have moved on.

 

Does Charlie Sheen Have $300,000 in Credit Card Debt?

If you think YOU’RE drowning in credit card debt, at least you’re not CHARLIE SHEEN.

He’s almost 300-grand behind on his Platinum AMEX card, and they just sued him over it. Specifically, he owes them $287,879.28 . . . which includes $8,357.69 in LATE FEES.

TMZ asked him about it and he told them, quote, “If I was AMEX, I’d be suing me too!” But he’s not taking the blame for this. He says an ex-business manager messed up.

 

Garth Brooks Gave Crazy Gifts to the Fan Who Bought His Four Millionth Ticket

GARTH BROOKS and TRISHA YEARWOOD changed the life of a teacher who bought the four millionth ticket to their tour.

It happened last Thursday at their concert in Grand Rapids, Michigan. After the woman arrived she was invited backstage for a private meet and greet and then the GIFTS started rolling in.

They gave her a red Corvette, a black Jeep Cherokee, a $5,000 shopping spree, and a trip for four to Las Vegas. And to top it all off, Garth and Trisha are paying off all of her student loans.

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Dirt Alert: Friday, 5/13/16

The Staff Of “Live” Is Mostly “Team Michael” – NOT “Team Kelly”

Today will be Michael Strahan’s last day on “Live!” and we are finding out some behind the scenes gossip from staff members.

TMZ is reporting that most of the people behind the scenes are “Team Michael” because they feel like Kelly Ripa is a hypocrite. Publicly, Kelly talks about respect and the show being like a family — but in private, she hasn’t been showing respect to anyone – let alone treating them like “family!”

Staff members also support Michael because they don’t think he did anything wrong and was just following his boss’ orders. The show’s staff is also worried about losing their jobs because it’s rumored that Kelly wants to move the show to LA.

 

Save The Date!

Don’t be surprised to see a “Save the Date” announcement in the mailbox.

RadarOnline.com reports a “family insider” claims SANDRA BULLOCK is about to take another stab at happily-ever-after with boyfriend BRYAN RANDALL and is “totally in love!”

Bullock thinks he’d make a great father to her two children and reportedly has her attorneys hard at work on an iron-clad prenuptial agreement that would give him nothing if he’s unfaithful.

 

The “CSI” Franchise Is Over After 16 Years  

CBS canceled “CSI: Cyber” after two seasons, meaning that the “CSI” franchise is finally done after 16 years.

America has watched attractive CSIs investigate MANY THOUSANDS of murders on CBS and on Spike at three in the morning. That’s many thousands of murders MORE than they investigate in real life, because most of what they did is WELL outside their job description.

Real crime scene investigators analyze evidence; they don’t patrol the beaches of Miami in Hummers, conduct raids, kick down the door of the bad guys, or disarm bombs.

The original “CSI” ended last year. “CSI: New York” ended in 2013, and the most ridiculous one “CSI: Miami” ended in 2012.

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Dirt Alert: Thursday, 5/12/16

Miley Cyrus And Liam Hemsworth Are Going To Get Married In Australia

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have reportedly decided to get married in Australia!

Sources tell “Us Weekly” that the couple checked-out possible venues while visiting Liam’s family in Byron Bay, Australia last month and Miley has reportedly been meeting with a wedding planner to work out the details for the big day.

One insider said, “Miley’s mentioned she’s interested in having a bunch of bouncy houses. Like at a carnival!”

 

Morley Safer Is Retiring After 46 Seasons of “60 Minutes”

MORLEY SAFER is retiring from “60 Minutes”.

He’s been a correspondent for them for FORTY SIX seasons. He’s filed more than 900 reports, and won a ton of awards, including 12 Emmys and three Peabody Awards.

He’s 84, and his last story was about a Danish architect back in March. He says, quote, “It’s been a wonderful run, but the time has come to say goodbye to all of my friends at CBS and the dozens of people who kept me on the air.”

CBS is paying tribute to him this Sunday with a special called “Morley Safer: A Reporter’s Life”. It’ll air after the regular episode of “60 Minutes”.

 

Def Leppard Met Students from a Deaf School Whose Mascot Is a Leopard

The Arkansas School for the Deaf actually has a leopard for a mascot. So, they’re the DEAF LEOPARDS.

It has nothing to do with the band DEF LEPPARD. They’ve been the Leopards since at least 1941, 18 years before singer JOE ELLIOTT was born.

Anyway, someone started a petition asking the band to stop by while they were in Little Rock for a show. It got less than 1,500 signatures . . . but the band DID see it.

They were in Little Rock last night. Unfortunately, they didn’t have time to actually go to the school. But they DID take a photo with four athletes from the school next to a replica of their scoreboard.

(Here’s a local news report on the meet-up.)

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Dirt Alert: Wednesday, 5/11/16

Is Orlando Bloom Cheating on Katy Perry with Selena Gomez?

SELENA GOMEZ played in Vegas on Friday, and threw an after-party at a club.

ORLANDO BLOOM showed up without his girlfriend KATY PERRY. And that’s when the FUN started. They were hanging out in a booth, hugging, and someone took pictures. After lounging all over each other, they got in a car together and left.

Orlando and Selena have history going back to 2012, when there were rumors that JUSTIN BIEBER was stepping out with MIRANDA KERR, Orlando’s ex-wife. Those were followed by rumors that Orlando and Selena were REVENGE DATING!

 

A Father. . . . Again!

ANTONIO CROMARTIE from the New York Jets is a father once again after his wife TERRICKA gave birth to twin babies Monday morning.

The pregnancy was quite a surprise, considering Antonio, dear old dad, had a vasectomy recently. They’ve been married since 2008 and have two children together, a five-year-old daughter, and three-year-old son.

Meanwhile, Antonio has eight other kids from previous relationships!

 

The DEA Is Searching Prince’s Compound

The DEA searched PRINCE’s Paisley Park compound yesterday, so it’s really starting to look like he was involved in something shady with prescription drugs.

Reports say the feds are checking to see if there’s a case to be made against any doctors or pharmacies for bogus prescriptions.

They’re also looking into the son of the rehab doctor who was at Prince’s home when he died. He had a backpack full of synthetic opiates with him. They’re used to wean people off actual opiates, but that may not have been on the up-and-up.

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