Dirt Alert: Wednesday, 11/26/14

Angelina Jolie is Smoking . . . Despite Her Cancer Scare 

A few days ago, pictures emerged of ANGELINE JOLIE and BRAD PITT looking like they were fighting on a hotel balcony in Australia.

Well, “In Touch Weekly” has those pictures on its cover, along with one where Angelina is SMOKING.

It’s not clear if they were fighting BECAUSE she was smoking, or if she was smoking to de-stress from the fight.

But last year, Angelina had a double-mastectomy after learning she had the so-called “breast cancer gene” . . . so smoking might not be the best thing for her.

(Check out the “In Touch” cover here.)

 

Maria Shriver Has Come Around To Her Son Dating Miley Cyrus

Maria Shriver has reportedly come around to the idea of her son, Patrick Schwarzenegger, dating Miley Cyrus.

Radar Online is reporting that her 21-year-old, Patrick, has managed to change his mother’s mind about Miley by revealing that she isn’t the same girl that the press paints her to be.

Meanwhile, Patrick and Miley were recently photographed enjoying  a lot of body contact at her 22nd birthday party.

 

Bill Cosby Fell From #3 to #2,615 on the List of the Most Trusted Celebrities 

Last year, BILL COSBY was the THIRD most trusted celebrity and in the same company as BETTY WHITE, TOM HANKS and BRIAN WILLIAMS.

Today, he’s #2,615.

Cosby made a similar drop on the list of celebrities people think would make good product spokespeople.  He WAS fifth on that list . . . now he’s at #2,746.

On the plus side, people are still buying Jell-O, despite his close association with it.

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Dirt Alert: Tuesday, 11/25/14

Are Jennifer Lawrence and Liam Hemsworth Finally Going to Be More Than “Just Friends”?

JENNIFER LAWRENCE and her “Hunger Games” co-star LIAM HEMSWORTH are reportedly taking their friendship to the next level.

A “source” says, quote, “They’ve always had insane chemistry, but they’ve never been single at the same time before.”

Now that Jennifer’s brief relationship with CHRIS MARTIN is over, and Liam’s been single since splitting with MILEY CYRUS last year, there’s nothing in their way.

 

The Least Influential People of 2014 Include . . . Bono, President Obama, Donald Sterling, and Johnny Depp 

BONO and U2 top “GQ” magazine’s annual list of the “Least Influential People of 2014.”

And yeah, it was because of that unpopular stunt with Apple, where they dumped their new album into your iTunes, whether you wanted it or not.

Here are some of the highlights:  1.  Bono and U2, 2.  President Obama, 3.  Racist former L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling, 6.  NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, who botched the Ray Rice situation, in addition to numerous other domestic abuse cases.  8.  Dwyane Wade, whose declining skills played a role in LeBron James’ decision to leave the Miami Heat.  9.  CNN, which spent most of the year obsessively looking for that missing Malaysian Airlines flight.

 

Celebrity Smokers You Might Not Have Expected 

Some celebrities are good at hiding their nicotine habits.  The website ForeverCeleb.com put together a list of celebrity smokers who might surprise you.

It include Jennifer Lopez (I can’t picture her smoking!), Sarah Jessica Parker, Katy Perry is a smoker!  Kate Hudson, Elijah Wood.  Adele smokes!  Jessica Alba, Mila Kunis, Hayden Panettiere, Keira Knightley and Kate Bosworth are all smokers!!!

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Dirt Alert: Monday, 11/24/14

Five More Women Have Come Forward to Accuse Bill Cosby 

Even MORE women have come forward to accuse BILL COSBY of either rape, or at the very least inappropriate sexual behavior.

Since 2005, the number of women who’ve come forward publicly is up to 17.

Despite the growing number of accusers, Cosby received two standing ovations at his performance in Florida on Friday.

Cosby has continued to take the stage, performing in the Bahamas and in Florida, although several of his upcoming tour dates have been canceled amid the controversy.

 

Don’t Wear Jeans If You Want To Interview Prince William And Kate

The British Monarchy has laid-out a dress code for ALL reporters in advance of the Royal visit to New York City and Washington D.C. next month.

The memo reads:  “Journalists should comply with the dress code out of respect for the guests of The Queen, or any other member of the Royal Family.  Those wearing jeans or sneakers will not be admitted and casually dressed members of the media will be turned away.

Quote, “Smart attire for men includes the wearing of a jacket and tie, and for women a trouser or skirt suit.”

 

Apple Offers Beyoncé A Record Deal

Rumor has it that Apple wants to offer Beyoncé a record deal.

Since Beyoncé’s contract with Columbia Records is up this year, Apple is trying to woo her over to the label that they are currently building.

Now…if this were to happen, the company would want Beyoncé to hand over the digital rights to her music — making it available on the Beats streaming platform, which would shut out Spotify and any other competitors.

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Dirt Alert: Friday, 11/21/14

Quick Update On Bill Cosby

Four women came out yesterday with new accusations against BILL COSBY.  In the meantime, DONALD TRUMP thinks Cosby is getting “very bad advice” from his PR team, and should be out there addressing all of this.

 

ABC Is Supposedly Freaked Out That Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea Will Show Too Much Booty While Performing “Booty” 

Rumor has it ABC is nervous that JENNIFER LOPEZ and IGGY AZALEA’S performance of “Booty” at the American Music Awards on Sunday will be too raunchy.

Supposedly, they’ve banned some of the dance movements, if you know what we mean?

The fact that ABC is worried about it being too raunchy is valid since the dance movements in the actual video are closer to Cinemax than ABC.

Iggy says it’ll be fine, but, quote, “We aren’t performing in turtleneck sweaters.”

 

Is Scarlett Johansson Married? 

SCARLETT JOHANSSON added some bling to her engagement finger.  She’s now wearing a simple gold band in addition to her engagement ring.

So naturally, people are wondering if she and fiancé Romain Dauriac secretly got married.  There’s no actual evidence they did, of course.  Scarlett and Romain have a 2-month-old daughter named Rose Dorothy.

(Check out the new ring here.)

 

Khloe Kardashian’s Dieting Secret Is . . . Spraying Windex on Her Food? 

The “National Enquirer” claims KHLOE KARDASHIAN has a brilliant new plan to lose weight.

She orders whatever she wants . . . takes a bite or two . . . and then sprays a “Windex-like cleaner” on the food so she won’t keep eating it.

The source adds, quote, “Khloe has no problems wasting food as long as it helps her maintain her figure.”

(This seems too idiotic to be true, but with the Kardashians you never know.)

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Dirt Alert: Thursday, 11/20/14

 

Charles Manson Can’t Have Conjugal Visits   

When CHARLES MANSON gets married, he’ll be allowed to kiss his bride . . . and THAT’S ALL.

According to California prison officials, they’ll be allowed to hold hands during the ceremony, and kiss at the end.  Manson will not be allowed conjugal visits with his new wife, 26-year-old Afton Elaine Burton.

Manson and his bride can invite up to 10 people to the wedding, but no inmates.  Manson won’t be shackled, but he has to wear his prison duds.  The bride, who goes by “Star” can wear whatever she wants.

Catering will be provided by . . . the prison vending machines.

 

Bill Cosby Has Lost His NBC Series and a Netflix Special 

If BILL COSBY didn’t do what all those women say he did, then this is tragic . . . because his career is seriously unraveling.  Of course, if he did it, then he’s getting exactly what he deserves.

NBC has decided not to move forward with a new sitcom that Bill was going to star in.  And Netflix will no longer air a standup special that was scheduled to premiere next Friday.

And here’s one more kick in the pants:  TV Land is dumping reruns of “The Cosby Show”, effective immediately.

 

Bono Actually Suffered Some Serious Injuries in His Bike Accident 

When U2 announced that BONO was in a “cycling spill” last weekend, they were REALLY downplaying it because he suffered some severe injuries.

They include:  A facial fracture, a shoulder blade broken in three places, and a shattered left arm, where the bone TORE THROUGH HIS SKIN.

It’s still unclear how long he’ll need to recuperate.  “Rolling Stone” says a full recovery is expected, but he’ll require, quote, “intensive and progressive therapy.”

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Dirt Alert: Wednesday, 11/19/14

Chris Hemsworth is “People” Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive

“People” magazine has chosen THOR . . . a.k.a. CHRIS HEMSWORTH . . . as the Sexiest Man Alive. And he’s hoping it gives him a little advantage over his wife ELSA PATAKY at home.

He says, quote, “I can just say to her, ‘Now remember, this is what the people think, so I don’t need to do the dishes anymore, I don’t need to change diapers. I’m above that. I’ve made it now.’”

(—I’m sure he’s just kidding.?.?)

The runners-up include Chris Pratt, Blake Shelton, Bradley Cooper, Michael Strahan, Tim Tebow, and Idris Elba.

(—CHRIS PRATT was also named “GQ’s” Man of the Year.  Maybe he should get out of doing dishes!!!)

 

George And Amal Clooney Are Looking To Adopt

The Clooney family may soon be adding a new member. “Australia’s Woman’s Day Magazine” claims that George and Amal are looking to adopt a child.

Sources are saying that the couple is allegedly hoping to shed light on the plight of orphans in war-torn countries by taking in a child from Syria or someplace similar.

George supposedly has baby fever after seeing all of his friends including Matt Damon, Cindy Crawford, and Brangelina being parents.

George and Amal married in Italy in September.

 

Justin Bieber’s Grandparents Are Selling Their House . . . with Justin’s Old Room Intact

Are there any 14-year-old girls out there, with $280,000 in the bank, and in the market for a house in Canada? If so, this is your ticket . . .

JUSTIN BIEBER’S grandparents have their three-bedroom house in Ontario, Canada up for sale. Justin supposedly spent most of his childhood there.

And here’s the kicker: Several rooms were recently updated, but Justin’s room has been left INTACT . . . to the point where it’s still decorated the way he liked it, with the logo of the NHL’s Toronto Maple Leafs on the bedding, curtains, and wallpaper.

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Dirt Alert: Tuesday, 11/18/14

Solange Knowles Broke Out in Hives at Her Wedding Reception

SOLANGE KNOWLES broke out in hives on her wedding night in New Orleans on Saturday night. She looked fantastic in her wedding photos, but apparently she broke out sometime during the reception.

Sources say it was probably some kind of food allergy. Solange left the reception with her sister BEYONCÉ, who was trying to shield her face from the paparazzi. They did manage to get a close-up, though.  (Click here to see it)

Despite the breakout, Solange says Saturday was the best day of her life.

 

Charles Manson is Getting Married Next Month

If you’ve been unlucky in love lately, take heart: If CHARLES MANSON can find himself a lady, so can you. Charlie . . . who’s been rotting away in prison for 45 years…is getting married.

His bride is 26-year-old Afton Elaine Burton. And yeah, she’s obviously insane, but she’s kind of pretty.

Charles and Afton got their marriage license yesterday, and plan on getting hitched next month. Afton says they can invite up to 10 people from the outside.

(Click here to see a picture of her with Charlie.)

 

Paris Hilton Gives Amanda Bynes The Boot!

Poor AMANDA BYNES is running short in the friends department. The NY Post’s Page Six gossip column reports the troubled actress popped up at a nightclub last Thursday and got booted out of the VIP area by none other than PARIS HILTON. Word is Amanda tried to sit at the heiress’ table with BRANDON DAVIS, they didn’t like their new party pal, words were “exchanged” and there was a big scene.

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Dirt Alert: Monday, 11/17/14

Jose Canseco’s Finger Fell Off During a Poker Tournament

JOSE CANSECO’s reattached finger didn’t stay reattached for long. On Friday he Tweeted, quote, “I was playing in a poker tournament last night and my finger fell off. Someone took a video of it.”

Then he Tweeted a DISGUSTING picture of the finger before it fell off, with the caption, “Maybe I will sell it on eBay. After all that finger hit 462 home runs.” (He took the VERY GRAPHIC picture down, but you can see it by clicking here.)

 

Bill Cosby, Rapist??

No one wants to believe that BILL COSBY is capable of rape, but did the legendary comic assault a 17-year-old actress in 1985?

BARBARA BOWMAN from “The Cosby Show” gave a scathing interview to The Washington Post where she accused him of brainwashing, assaulting and drugging her.

Cosby was invited to respond to the allegations while on NPR last week, but got dead silent when SCOTT SIMON brought up the subject.

Cosby and his wife, CAMILLE, were there to discuss the 62 pieces they just lent to the Smithsonian National Museum of African Art.

TV Guide reports Cos has also cancelled appearances on Letterman and “The Queen Latifah Show” as well.

 

U2 Cancels Their Week On ‘The Tonight Show’ After Bono Gets Injured

The band, U2, was scheduled to begin a weeklong residency on “The Tonight Show” tonight, but it’s been canceled since Bono was in an accident yesterday and he needed emergency surgery.

The band posted this note on its official site: “It looks like we will have to do our “Tonight Show” residency another time – we’re one man down. Bono has injured his arm in a cycling spill in Central Park and requires some surgery to repair it. We’re sure he’ll make a full recovery soon, so we’ll be back! Much thanks to Jimmy Fallon and everyone at the show for their understanding.”

It’s unclear when or if the residency will be rescheduled.

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Dirt Alert: Friday, 11/14/14

New “50 Shades of Grey” Trailer

Last night if you were watching “Scandal,” you got to see the new official trailer for “50 Shades of Grey,”  which comes out on Valentine’s Day.

 

Trouble Between George Clooney and Brad Pitt!

GEORGE CLOONEY and BRAD PITT won’t be spending the holidays together.

According to Star magazine, the actor’s wives AMAL CLOONEY and ANGELINA JOLIE respectively, aren’t very cordial with each other.

Both women are smart and involved in humanitarian work and feel very competitive with each other and it’s starting to affect George and Brad’s friendship.

 

Kim Kardashian’s Butt Didn’t Break the Internet . . . It Didn’t Even Beat the Comet Landing 

KIM KARDASHIAN supposedly wanted to “break the internet” with her recent booty photos.  So . . . did it work?  According to the “Wall Street Journal” . . . nope.

It turns out more people Tweeted about that spacecraft landing on a COMET than Kim’s butt.  One of the biggest complaints on social media yesterday was that everyone was talking about Kim Kardashian, when they SHOULD have been talking about how scientists had just done something amazing.

They also found that Tweets about the comet were mostly POSITIVE, while Tweets about Kim’s ass were mostly NEGATIVE.

 

Sir Mix-A-Lot Prefers J-Lo’s Butt 

Everybody’s talking about KIM KARDASHIAN’s butt, but yesterday we finally heard from an EXPERT.

SIR MIX-A-LOT wrote “Baby Go Back”.  And he says he’s been enjoying Kim’s backside, but he prefers JENNIFER LOPEZ’s.

In fact, he told TMZ that J-Lo INSPIRED “Baby Got Back”.  He wrote the song after seeing her dance as a Fly Girl on “In Living Color” in the early ’90s.

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Dirt Alert: Thursday, 11/13/14

Two More Kim Kardashian Pics, And Yes, Some Work Was Done on the Photos 

“Paper” magazine released those butt shots of KIM KARDASHIAN.  And one of the editors of the magazine admits that the butt pic was retouched, but not drastically . . . quote, “[Retouching is] not building an [backside] that isn’t there or taking 50 pounds off the waist.”

Meanwhile, CHELSEA HANDLER posted her own butt pic on Instagram in response to the KIM KARDASHIAN.  And she said, quote, “Guess which one’s real.”

Other celebs are chiming in with despair towards Kim.  One quote included, “You’re somebody’s mom!”

 

Video of Former NBA Player Yao Ming Struggling to Fit Into a Car

YAO MING may not be in the NBA anymore, but he’s still a HUMAN GIANT at seven-feet, six-inches.  And that makes some everyday things difficult, like simply getting into a car.

TMZ has video of Yao struggling to FOLD himself into the passenger seat of an SUV.  Yeah, an SUV . . . not a tiny two-door coupe or something.

It never ended up working out.  He bailed, and went for a spot in the backseat . . . but even then he BARELY fit, and it didn’t look comfortable at all.

 

The Door of Bono’s Plane FELL OFF Mid Flight

U2’s lead singer, Bono, was extremely lucky after the rear door of the LearJet he was on fell off….mid-flight!!

The incident happened yesterday on a private plane carrying Bono to Berlin.

The LearJet’s door just flew off….but luckily, it was the door leading to where the luggage is stored, and the plane was able to land safely and no injuries were reported.

Now, there is an investigation into why the door fell off the plane.

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Dirt Alert: Wednesday, 11/12/14

62-Year-Old Jeff Goldblum Married His 31-Year-Old Girlfriend 

JEFF GOLDBLUM married his girlfriend Emilie Livingston over the weekend.  They’ve been together three years . . . he’s 62, she’s 31.

In addition to being literally HALF HIS AGE, Emilie is also a “rhythmic gymnast“.  So, you know, DOUBLE SCORE for the Brundlefly.

Emilie was in JUSTIN BIEBER’s “Beauty and the Beat” video, and has also worked with Jennifer Lopez, Christina Aguilera, and Cee Lo.

This is Jeff’s THIRD marriage.

(Here are some pics of Jeff and Emilie together.)

 

Are Kim Kardashian, Nicki Minaj and Jennifer Lopez Responsible for a Boom in the “Booty” Business? 

Things like padded panties, butt surgeries and workouts to plump up the glutes are becoming bigger business than ever . . . and experts say it’s because pop culture is currently infatuated with BOOTY.  One plastic surgeon says that when he asks patients whose butt they want, the most frequent answers are KIM KARDASHIAN, NICKI MINAJ, and JENNIFER LOPEZ.

BTW,butt-enhancement is the fastest-growing type of plastic surgery in the U.S.  There were more than 11,000 procedures last year, up 58% from 2012.

 

Randy Jackson Is Leaving “American Idol” . . . for Real This Time 

RANDY JACKSON will NOT be back on “American Idol” next season . . . for REAL this time.  He says, quote, “After 13 seasons, I felt now was the perfect time to leave.  I’m proud to have been a part of [it].”

It sounds like his departure WILL stick this time.  Last year, he said he was leaving after being dropped from the judging panel.  Then, he changed his mind, and came back as a mentor, replacing Jimmy Iovine.

This leaves RYAN SEACREST as the sole remaining link to the original season, which premiered back in June of 2002.

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Dirt Alert: Tuesday, 11/11/14

Could Joan Rivers Have Died of Too Much Propofol? 

It’s possible that JOAN RIVERS died of too much propofol, according to a federal investigation.   In a report released yesterday, investigators said there’s no evidence that Joan Rivers was weighed before undergoing procedures on her throat.  Getting an accurate weight is key to knowing how much propofol should be administered.

Investigators also say that the medical team failed to notice Joan’s blood-oxygen level had dropped below normal for a full 15 minutes before they started trying to resuscitate her.

MELISSA RIVERS issued a statement saying she’s, quote, “outraged by the misconduct and mismanagement” at the clinic.

 

Kim Kardashian’s App Made $43.4 Million In The Past 3 MONTHS!

Kim Kardashian’s iPhone game “Kim Kardashian Hollywood” is making her money hand over fist!

In the past three months, she has made $43.4 million bucks off the game….with experts saying she’ll probably make $200-million by the end of the year.

The game has been downloaded almost 23 million times since it was released earlier this year.

 

A New Usher Song Is Available Exclusively as the Prize at the Bottom of Boxes of Honey Nut Cheerios 

USHER has come up with an awesome way to release his new single, “Clueless”.

It’ll only be available as the prize inside special boxes of Honey Nut Cheerios.  These are ONLY being sold at Walmart, where they’ll be on shelves across the country beginning TODAY.

When you buy the Cheerios, you get a code to download it.

 

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