A Down and Dirty “Quickie”
Seattle Seahawks running back MARSHAWN LYNCH wants to trademark his famous line, “I’m just here so I won’t get fined.” Well….Coach PETE CARROLL says it’s a bad decision.
(–And let’s face it, nobody knows more about bad decisions than Pete Carroll!)
President George Clooney????
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present President George Clooney!
Sorry, ladies, but we’ll probably never see President GEORGE CLOONEY at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Various ‘Rag Mag’ reports tell us that Clooney has big political ambitions and will be endorsing the Democrats in 2016, but the past may come back to haunt him.
Insiders claim his history of drugs, boozing, womanizing and “secret criminal connections” will kill any hope he has of making it to the White House.
And while we’re on the subject, it’s time for Donald Trump to once again say he’s seriously considering running — and that he really means it this time.
Trump publicly flirted with a presidential run in both 2000 and 2012.
Madonna Fell Off The Stage Last Night!
MADONNA is definitely not the Caped Crusader.
She performed last night at the BRIT Awards in London, and during her new single, “Living For Love,” she was standing on a staircase leading up to the stage, but her cape got in the way and she fell. But, since Madonna is a pro, she brushed it off and finished the number. The cape was really long and she got all tangled up in it.
Minutes after it happened, Madonna’s fall became an instant worldwide meme.
Will Lester Holt Replace Brian Williams????
LESTER HOLT is filling in for BRIAN WILLIAMS during his suspension and isn’t worried about the future of his sweet gig.
Photographers for TMZ.com caught up with the Lester and asked if he’d fight Brian for the anchor job in six months! The pro simply laughed off the question before hopping in a chauffeured, shiny black SUV.