Dirt Alert: Tuesday, 9-30-14

Love On The Fast Track!

CHRIS MARTIN and JENNIFER LAWRENCE are moving quick.

Star magazine reports the couple of one month has been together constantly and are talking about just moving in together!

 

Not All Fans Are, Uh Fanatical!

GERARD BUTLER needs to get over himself.

Apparently a well-meaning lady was desperate to get his attention as he left the restroom at a joint called Cecconi’s, but he wouldn’t give her the time of day and waved her away.

Bad move –turns out she just wanted to let him know about the toilet paper trailing behind him!

 

George Clooney Is Serious About His Photos!

According to E! Online, GEORGE CLOONEY and AMAL ALAMUDDIN spent more than $4 MILLION on their wedding weekend.

About $3 million of that was for luxury hotel rooms for their guests, which cost $9,000 a night!!

Dinner at the reception was $300 a head, and with 100 guests, that’s $30,000.

And how about the wedding pictures??  Guests at the wedding were given strict instructions to leave their cell phones in their hotel room, then handed burner phones and cameras that were encoded so Clooney’s people could access the images.

If a picture leaked out, the powers that be would know exactly where it came from!

(–I wonder how much $$ the wedding pictures are going to fetch from all the rag mags?)

 

Tracy Morgan Wasn’t Wearing His Seat Belt.  At Least That’s What Walmart Says!!

As you know, comedian TRACY MORGAN has sued Wal-Mart over the tragic crash last June which injured him and killed a friend riding in the limousine bus he was riding in.

But yesterday, Wal-Mart answered the lawsuit by saying he should blame himself for the injuries because he chose not to wear a seat belt. Tracy failed to “exercise ordinary care in making use of available seat belts… and acted unreasonably and in disregard of plaintiffs’ own best interests,” the company stated.

The NY Daily News reports Wal-Mart has denied any responsibility for the auto accident and rebutted all the claims in Morgan’s lawsuit.

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Dirt Alert: Monday, 9/29/14

The Grey Fox Has Been Tamed!

As expected, GEORGE CLOONEY said “I Do” to AMAL ALAMUDDIN in Venice on Saturday in front of big-name guests like MATT DAMON and his wife, BILL MURRAY, Vogue editor ANNA WINTOUR, BONO and many more.

People lined the streets, bridges and balconies over the Grand Canal and some even hung from rooftops to show their enthusiasm.

The ceremony took place at eight-p.m., the lovebirds were announced man and wife at 8:18.  Everyone chowed down on a five-course dinner that included lobster, risotto, sea bass, and beef.

It sounds like quite a party –a few good-timin’ guests didn’t leave the joint until five-a.m. the next morning!

 

Drama On “The View”

The drama behind the scenes at “The View” is better than the show!

According to Star magazine, ROSIE O’DONNELL and WHOOPI GOLDBERG are both trying to take the lead, Rosie will only let one of three executive producers talk to her and ROSIE PEREZ has already fired her assistant!

 

The Prez, Bill Clinton and Hillary Are Grandparents!

CHELSEA CLINTON Tweeted the good news last Friday that she and hubby MARC MEZVINSKY welcomed a little girl named CHARLOTTE CLINTON MEZVINSKY and they’re full of “love, awe and gratitude.”

Chelsea left her sweet gig at NBC last August to focus on her impending arrival.

(–We have pictures of Bill and Hillary with their new granddaughter.  Just click here.)

 

JLo Gets Rearended!

Drinking and driving is always a bad decision, especially if you run into JENNIFER LOPEZ on the ride home.

Jennifer revealed on Instagram that she was sitting at a light and some “drunk fool rear ended us in my new whip!” Speculation is her two children, MAX and EMME, were in the car but no one was injured.   

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Dirt Alert: Friday, 9/26/14

George Clooney is Getting Married in Venice This Weekend 

The details are still pretty much under wraps, but GEORGE CLOONEY and AMAL ALAMUDDIN are getting married in Venice this weekend.

George has commandeered the Hotel Cipriani, where guests should begin arriving today.  This is expected to be a three-day celebration, with the actual wedding taking place tomorrow night.

It’ll be a black-tie affair, with only about 60 guests, including Bono, Ellen Barkin, Sandra Bullock and her son Louis, Matt Damon and his wife, Julia Roberts and her husband, Cindy Crawford and her husband Rande Gerber . . .

And, of course, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.  There are reports that Brad will be the best man.  Oh, and Lana Del Rey is going to sing.

 

Lindsay Lohan FAILS In Her London Stage Debut!

Lindsay Lohan made her stage debut in London this week in the play “Speed-the-plow,” and the reviews coming-in are TERRIBLE.

First of all, the theater was only half-full and Lindsay looked very nervous on stage, broke character several times and even forgot her lines.

At one point, Lindsay missed her cue, forgot her line and had to have someone read it to her from backstage….and the audience began laughing at her because she was such a mess.

People are describing the overall play as “dull” and “uninspired.”

 

Justin Bieber Is Voicing the “Knight Rider” Car KITT in an Upcoming David Hasselhoff Comedy

It’s time for “Beiber’s Bumblings”!  However, The Bieb isn’t a bumbling idiot in this story.

JUSTIN BIEBER is voicing KITT . . . the talking car from “Knight Rider” . . . in an upcoming movie called “Killing Hasselhoff”.

It’s a comedy about a guy who tries to win a celebrity death pool by hiring a hit man to eliminate The Hoff.

DAVID HASSELHOFF says he asked Justin to do it as a favor, and The Bieb obliged.

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Dirt Alert: Thursday, 9/25/14

He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother!

Some celebs siblings don’t want to use the family name to gain their own fame.

Us Weekly reports that “Twilight” superstar, ROBERT PATTISON’s sister LIZZY made it to the second round on Britain’s The X Factor” and no one even knew who she was!

She sang a BONNIE RAITT song that blew the judges away!

 

My Wife Is Best Friends With My Ex-girlfriend

Could TOM BRADY’s life be any better?

The New England Patriots quarterback is talented, good looking, rich and a picture in this week’s Us Weekly magazine shows his ex-girlfriend BRIDGET MOYNAHAN and his current wife GISELE BUNDCHEN, chatting and laughing at a soccer game in NYC.

 

Another Break-In At Keanu Reeve’s House

We told ‘ya last Monday that a woman snuck into Keanu Reeve’s house and hung out in his library over the weekend.  Well another crazy lady made a big splash in his pool.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ.com that a cleaning crew left the front gate open, a random lady snuck into his house, took a shower and went skinny dipping in his pool!

The help got a bit suspicious, called Keanu, he dialed 9-1-1 and their new friend was taken away for a mental evaluation.

 

It’s Time For “Kooky Kardashians”

KIM KARDASHIAN isn’t living under KANYE WEST’s absolute rule. Sources tell OK! magazine that Kim splurged on a secret cell phone after Kayne began snooping through hers every single night.

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Dirt Alert: Wednesday, 9/24/14

 

Kris Jenner Files For Divorce, Bruce Jenner Buys A Race Car!

What does a guy do when his wife files for divorce?

BRUCE JENNER was busy spending his hard-earned cash on an impulse buy while KRIS JENNER filed for divorce.  TMZ.com reports that Jenner dropped 50-grand on a UTV race car at the Sand Sports Super Show in Orange County, California last Monday.

Word is he was “grinning from ear-to-ear” after the purchase and bought it from NASCAR stud ROBBY GORDON.

 

Hope Solo Still Gets to Play Soccer, Despite Domestic Abuse Charges 

NFL players with domestic violence charges are being benched left and right.  But U.S. Soccer isn’t following suit.

Remember when U.S. women’s goalie HOPE SOLO was ARRESTED back in June for allegedly assaulting her sister and her nephew?  Well, that was a DOMESTIC VIOLENCE arrest.

So, is Hope being benched while the legal system sorts this whole thing out?  Nope.

U.S. Soccer says, quote, “U.S. Soccer stands by our decision to allow her to participate with the team as the legal process unfolds.  If new information becomes available, we will carefully consider it.”

 

More Proof That It’s Mostly Old People Buying Music 

Barbra Streisand Has the #1 Album This Week!

BARBRA STREISAND is the latest “older” act to score a #1 album this year, following in the footsteps of Bruce Springsteen, Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers and Weird Al Yankovic which is not surprising, since studies show that it’s older people who are still buying music.

BARBRA’s new CD sold 196,000 copies.

 

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Dirt Alert: Tuesday, 9/23/14

Kris Jenner Has Filed for Divorce from Bruce Jenner 

KRIS JENNER finally filed for divorce yesterday from BRUCE JENNER.  (Goin to the Big ‘D’)  This has been a long time coming because they announced their separation last October.  Why are they splitting?  “Irreconcilable differences”, of course.

There will be no spousal support.  Sources say this is all completely amicable . . . and that appears to be the case, because Bruce filed his own papers, and asked for the exact same things as Kris.  They’re both reportedly worth upwards of $100 million.

Kris and Bruce got married in 1991, a month after her divorce from O.J. SIMPSON attorney ROBERT KARDASHIAN was finalized.

 

Charlie Sheen Claims There Have Been Talks About Him Returning to “Two and a Half Men” 

There was a LOT of bad blood when CHARLIE SHEEN and “Two and a Half Men” parted ways back in 2011 . . . but now, Charlie says there’s been some talk between the two sides about him coming back for a final send-off.

He claims he’s reached out to them and they’ve “reached back.”  There’s no official word from the show, but unnamed producers have denied any discussions with Charlie.

“Two and a Half Men” returns for its final season on October 30th.

 

Miley Cyrus’ Home Burglars Will Serve Time

TMZ has reported that the two people who broke into Miley Cyrus’ home and stole her Maserati and jewelry will serve time in jail.

Tylor Scott and Naomi Charles copped pleas yesterday where they were found guilty of 1 count of felony residential burglary.

Tylor will serve 5 years in state prison. Naomi, on the other hand, will be behind bars in county jail for 1 year.

Scott received a harsher sentence because he already has a jail record and had a gun during the burglary.

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Dirt Alert: Monday, 9/22/14

A $Million Winner On Wheel of Fortune!

Congratulations to SARAH MANCHESTER, who’s now just the third person to ever win a million dollars on “Wheel of fortune.”

Sarah –who’s a middle school math teacher from Silver Spring, MD– won Wednesday night on the show, which was taped during “Teacher’s Week” about four months ago… so she had to wait to let everyone know about the million bucks until it aired.

Sarah says her family is still trying to figure out how to spend the cash –but a big part will go for her kid’s education.

 

The iPhone Resurrects Joan Rivers!!!

Just because she’s dead, that doesn’t mean Joan Rivers doesn’t keep up with the latest technology.  Joan returned from the hereafter briefly on Friday to endorse the new iPhone 6 in a post on her Facebook page.

It was probably the result of some pre-arranged deal with Apple that somebody forgot to cancel.  The post was deleted shortly after it appeared.

 

Honey Boo Boo’s Parents Broke Up . . . Because Her Dad Set Up an Online Dating Profile 

MAMA JUNE and SUGAR BEAR from “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” have broken up.

The rumor going around is that June kicked Sugar Bear out because he’d set up an ONLINE DATING PROFILE on PlentyOfFish.com . . . and he may have already been cheating on her.

Mama June and Sugar Bear have been together about 10 years.  They’re not married, but they had a commitment ceremony in May of 2013.

Sources say Sugar Bear will remain a cast member on the show.

 

A Woman Broke Into Keanu Reeves’ House While He Was Sleeping 

This happened over a week ago, but for some reason, we’re only finding out about it now:  KEANU REEVES was awakened at 4:00 A.M. one morning by sounds coming from his library.

So he got out of bed and went to check it out.  What he found was a woman in her mid-40s, just sitting in one of his chairs.

Keanu didn’t freak out.  He started talking to the woman, who told him she’d come to meet him.  So he very calmly called 911, and told them they should probably hurry on over.  The woman was taken away for a psychiatric evaluation.

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Dirt Alert: Friday, 9/19/14

Miley Cyrus Could Be in Trouble for Letting a Dancer Spank Her With a Mexican Flag 

MILEY CYRUS might be in a little trouble for her antics during a show in Monterrey, Mexico earlier this week.

Miley was wearing a giant, fake BUTT and twerking, and letting a dancer spank her with a Mexican flag.  To make matters worse, it was September 16th . . . Mexican Independence Day.

And now, state officials want the Mexican government to charge Miley for desecrating the flag, and punish her with a $1,270 fine and 36 hours in JAIL.

(Here’s video of the spanking.)

 

Weed Is Legal In Colorado, And That’s A Good Thing For Peyton Manning!

OMPEYTON MANNING doesn’t just do Papa John’s commercials, he also owns around 25 locations in the Denver area, which he purchased when he joined the Broncos a few years back.

Peyton says business is BOOMING since pot became legal.  He tells “Sports Illustrated”, quote, “There’s some different laws out here in Colorado.  Pizza business is pretty good out here, believe it or not, due to some recent law changes.”

It sounds like that turned out to be a good buy for Peyton . . . and not just a gimmick.  Back in 2012, he said, quote, “It’s a smart investment now and will be long after I’m done playing football.”

 

Chris Martin & Jennifer Lawrence Heat Up At Coldplay’s LA Concert

Jennifer Lawrence was spotted blowing off some steam this week in LA, where she watched her new man, Chris Martin, rock out with Coldplay.

Sources say she danced the entire time and knew every word to every song….she couldn’t take her eyes off Chris.

Apparently Chris Martin was equally enthralled with Jennifer Lawrence. “He kept looking up in her direction during the show and smiling, pointing….singing to her.”

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Dirt Alert: Thursday, 9/18/14

George Clooney’s Wedding To Include 100 Cases Of Tequila

George Clooney’s upcoming wedding to Amal Alamuddin  is going to be such a barn-burner that he’ll have 100 cases of tequila on hand for the celebration!!

The tequila is a gift from his friend and business partner, Rande Gerber, who owns Casamigos Tequila.

The booze is being shipped to Italy as we speak.

 

Jay Z And Beyoncé Renew Vows

So much for divorce rumors.  Jay Z and Beyoncé renewed their wedding vows during their recent family vacation in Corsica.

A source told Grazia Magazine, “They were joined on a private beach by Beyoncé’s [mom] Tina, their daughter Blue Ivy and a small group of close friends and recited a new set of vows during a short but very romantic ceremony, which doubled up as a birthday celebration.”

 

This Is Apparently the Doctor Who Performed the Biopsy on Joan Rivers 

Several media outlets have identified the doctor who was performing the biopsy that may have led to JOAN RIVERS’ death . . . and even though we’ve been referring to him as a HE, he’s actually a SHE.

Her name is Gwen Korovin, and she’s kind of a big deal.  She has a ton of celebrity clients including Celine Dion, Lady Gaga, Hugh Jackman, John Mayer and Brooke Shields.

(Click here to see some picture of her in her office, with autographed photos of her clients on the walls.)

Meanwhile, Joan’s daughter MELISSA is expected to file complaints against Dr. Korovin and others over her mother’s death, and she wants to see some medical licenses REVOKED.

 

It’s True:  A Casino Banned Ben Affleck From Playing Blackjack 

Earlier this year, there was a rumor that BEN AFFLECK was banned rom playing blackjack at the Hard Rock Casino in Las Vegas because he was counting cards and winning too much money.

Well, it’s TRUE.

In the new issue of Details magazine, he says, quote, “That is a true story.  I mean, that took place.  The fact that being good at the game is against the rules at the casinos should tell you something about casinos.”

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Dirt Alert: Wednesday, 9/17/14

Did Joan Rivers’ Doctor Take a Selfie While She Was Under Anesthesia? 

We’ve already heard that JOAN RIVERS’ doctor may have performed an unauthorized biopsy . . . one that ultimately killed her.  But here’s something we DIDN’T know.

According to CNN, before he did the operation, he TOOK A SELFIE with her while she was under the gas.

Dr. Lawrence Cohen performed the endoscopy.  But when he was done, an ear, nose and throat doctor Joan had brought with her decided that he wanted to do a biopsy.

Not only was Joan’s doctor not licensed to perform a biopsy at the clinic, but Joan never signed a consent form to have one in the first place.

The fallout continues.

 

Rihanna Wasn’t Happy That CBS Dropped Her Song from “Thursday Night Football”

RIHANNA is NOT happy with CBS for dropping her song from “Thursday Night Football” . . . apparently because she’s a high-profile victim of domestic abuse, and the NFL is in the middle of the RAY RICE scandal.

Rihanna didn’t say anything at the time, but when she heard that the producers wanted to bring it back tomorrow night, she FLIPPED OUT.

She Tweeted, quote, “CBS, you pulled my song last week.  Now you want to slide it back in this Thursday?  No.  Y’all are sad for penalizing me for this . . . the audacity.”

CBS claims that they’ve decided to go in a “different direction,” but Rihanna’s label, Roc Nation, issued a statement saying that they’re the ones who broke it off.

 

Quick note:  Despite the controversy surrounding the NFL right now, we are obsessed with it on TV.  “Sunday Night Football” was the most-watched show of the week.  The Bears-49ers game attracted 22.2 million viewers.  It was closely followed in the ratings by the Ravens-Steelers “Thursday Night Football” game, which had 20.8 million.

 

Move Over and Let the Big Dog Eat!

Wanna know what it’s like to live like a big-time record producer?

DIDDY just dropped $40 MILLION on a new mansion in the L.A. area.  It has eight bedrooms, 11 bathrooms and 17,000 square feet of living space . . . with a 35-seat theater, a gym and a wine room.  There’s also a 3,000 square foot guesthouse.

The grounds include a lagoon-style swimming pool with a grotto connected by an underwater swimming tunnel, which sounds pretty sweet.

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Dirt Alert: Tuesday, 9/16/14

Is Michelle Obama Gearing Up For The Single Life?

The gossip mongers over at the National Enquirer claim that First Lady MICHELLE OBAMA is gearing up for life as a single woman!

Apparently Mrs. BARACK OBAMA is planning to drop 50-grand on some cool clothes and another 50 on cosmetic work.

Word is she’s vowing to drive men positively “crazy” as a “crushing payback” for her hubby’s womanizing ways.

 

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are Trying to Have Another Kid 

You have been warned:  KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST are trying to reproduce again.

In an Australian TV interview, she said, quote, “We’re trying . . . I guess it’s, like, all in God’s hands.”

She added that being a parent has changed her a lot . . . quote, “Just everything has been put into perspective and nothing really matters more than spending time with your family and only doing the things that are really important to you.”

 

Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks Together Again!

Are you nursing a broken heart?  Need a shoulder to cry on?  Fear not –TOM HANKS is here to save the day!

Sources tell the National Enquirer that MEG RYAN has been leaning on Hanks for support since she called it quits with JOHN MELLENCAMP and Tom is “just the tonic she needs” to get over Mellencamp.

Apparently poor Meg is “shattered” since the split and they parted ways due to simple geography –she loves the Big Apple while he’s a down-home boy from Indiana.

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Dirt Alert: Monday, 9/15/14

Paris Hilton Apparently Shelled Out $13,000 for a Dog That Could Fit in the Palm of Her Hand   

PARIS HILTON just “ordered” a tiny, white Pomeranian puppy named Mr. Amazing.  The puppy is four-and-a-half months old and stands just over an inch tall.

He appears to be the length of a pair of sunglasses . . . and is only expected to weigh TWO POUNDS at the most when he’s fully-grown.

It’s unclear how much Paris paid, but the business that sells these dogs says it’s worth $13,000.

Sadly, the name Mr. Amazing might not stick.  Paris posted some photos of the puppy on Instagram, and asked her followers what she should name him.

Click here to see a picture and click here for a video.

 

The Head of The Clinic in Joan Rivers’ Case Has Been Fired

The medical director of the facility where Joan Rivers went into cardiac arrest during a routine procedure has been fired!

A spokeswoman for Yorkville Endoscopy did not elaborate on the circumstances of his departure, however, TMZ reports that the board fired him in the wake of Rivers’ death.

The Daily News reports that Dr. Lawrence Cohen performed a routine endoscopy on Rivers, but then let Rivers’ ear-nose-and-throat specialist step in and perform an unplanned biopsy.

It was during that biopsy that Rivers stopped breathing.  The state health department has said it’s investigating “the whole matter.”

 

Thanks to Kanye West, Two People in Wheelchairs at His Concert Were Booed 

Thanks to KANYE WEST, two people in wheelchairs got BOOED during his show Friday night in Sydney, Australia.  It was actually a misunderstanding, but it was the kind only Kanye could cause.

You see, Kanye decided that he wasn’t going to continue the show until everyone in the arena STOOD UP.  And when he saw two people still not standing, he refused to go on.

Of course, those two people were in wheelchairs and COULDN’T stand up.  But Kanye had to make SURE they were disabled and not just refusing his demand.

The whole process took several very awkward minutes, during which the crowd started booing and chanting “Stand up!”  When Kanye was convinced the people really were handicapped, he went on with the show.

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