Freak Files: Tuesday, 9/30/14

Who’s Fatter, Americans Or The British???

Americans might be some of the most overweight people in the world, but judging by this story, England seems determined to catch up.

The Bear Grills cafe in Congleton, England, is dishing up a fat-laden breakfast that weighs in at 8-thousand calories.

“The Hibernator” weighs seven pounds and contains four times the daily recommended calories for a man.  It consists of four fried eggs, a cheesy four-egg omelet, four bacon strips, eight sausages, four waffles, four hash browns, four slices of toast, four slices of ‘fried bread’, four slabs of black pudding, two scoops of beans, French fries, and a hearty milkshake!

Cafe owner MARK WINDER says, so far, none of his customers have been able to eat the entire breakfast.  He adds, “It’s called ‘The Hibernator’ because if anyone completes it, they’ll have to sleep for a year.”

 

A Suspect Is Caught When Police Smell His Overpowering Cologne

A 35-year-old man in Oregon was pulled over on Sunday morning, and the cops found drugs in his car, so the perp took off running and hid behind a bush.

Unfortunately, before leaving the house earlier that day, our crook went overboard on his COLOGNE, and the cops were able to smell him as he hid from them.

He was sniffed out and arrested!!!

Stupid Criminals!!!

Cops report it was a distinct smell of Axe body spray.  If you must know!

 

Can Someone Run a Marathon In Less Than 2 Hours?

Gotta love DENNIS KIMETTO.  He set a new world record for a marathon over the weekend.

Dennis, who’s a native of Kenya, ran the 26.2 miles in 2:02:57.  That’s less than two hours and three minutes, or an average of around 4 minutes and 41 seconds per mile. Yikes!

Kevin, who used to work at a farm in Kenya, is 30 years old and basically just began running two years ago!  Since then, he’s set records at the Tokyo and Berlin marathons, and was the favorite at this year’s Boston marathon, but dropped out due to a hamstring injury.

There are some people who believe he could break the two hour mark if he keeps at it.

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Freak Files: Monday, 9/29/14

Don’t Mess With My Bingo Money!

52-year-old MARGARET THOMAS of Jefferson City, Missouri, was driving two other women home after the three of them had just played bingo.  Thomas was apparently unhappy with how $200-dollars in winnings was being split, so she pulled the car to the side of the road and ordered her two bingo passengers out of the car.

Then she drove off, leaving the two of them on the side of the road.  There is no word on how the stranded bingo players got home.

 

That Ain’t Drugs, It’s SpaghettiO’s!

Police arrested 23-year old ASHLEY GABRIELLE HUFF after they allegedly found a spoon covered with suspicious residue inside her vehicle.

Huff insisted she wasn’t using drugs, but cops arrested her anyway.  After sitting behind bars for a month awaiting trial, the lab results finally came back. Officials confirmed it wasn’t drug residue all over the spoon, it was dried up SpaghettiOs.

Huff says she may pursue legal action against police and prosecutors.

 

Three Real-Life Wedding Crashers Are Wanted For Robbery

The movie “Wedding Crashers” made crashing weddings look AWESOME.

But crashing a wedding in REAL life is technically ILLEGAL . . . it counts as robbery when you go eat someone’s food, and drink their drinks without an invitation.

Three underage guys in Ocean Township, New Jersey crashed a wedding this weekend at a banquet hall.  They dressed up in suits, mingled with the guests, and ate and drank to their hearts content.

But eventually someone figured out they were crashing.  The banquet hall manager called the cops, but by the time they got there, the wedding crashers took off!

Now all three of them are wanted for robbery, and while the police know who they are, they haven’t tracked them down yet.

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Freak Files: Friday, 9/26/14

 A McDonald’s Drive Thru Won’t Serve a Guy on Foot . . . So He Carjacks a Woman

Ever tried WALKING through the McDonald’s drive thru?  They seem to have a pretty strict policy against serving people unless they’re in cars.

That’s what happened to 25-year-old Erik Aguilar of Oklahoma City on Tuesday.  He tried to walk through a McDonald’s drive thru around midnight, but they wouldn’t serve him.

So . . . he walked up to the car behind him and CARJACKED the woman inside.  The woman fought with him, but he eventually got her out of the car.

That fight must’ve killed his appetite because even though he was totally eligible for some food now that he was in a car, he instead sped off.

Unfortunately, at least for the Stupid Criminals, he quickly crashed the car.  Police found him right by the crash and arrested him.

 

Banks Don’t Give Away Money!

This goes to prove that if something is not yours you don’t take it, even if it lands in your lap, or in this case, in your bank account.

A bank in New Zealand accidentally transferred $142,000 into a 32-year-old guy’s account, so did he notify the bank to inform them of the error?  NO!!!

Naturally he went on a GAMBLING spree.  He lost $106,000 of it in one week . . . but now the bank wants the money back, and he’s been indicted for theft.

 

Man Hits Jackpot Just Before Arrest, Pays Fine In Cash

A gambler in Germany has been saved from prison by a one-armed bandit.

Two police officers were carrying out routine checks at a casino in Bochum late last week when they discovered that a man playing a slot machine faced an arrest warrant.

His warrant required that he either pay a $910 fine or go to prison for 71 days.

But just as officers informed the man that he faced arrest, the slot machine started to flash and ding…..and he won a $1,200 jackpot!

He won $1,270 . . . paid his $910 fine in cash on the spot . . . and walked away a free man with $360 in winnings left over.

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Freak Files: Thursday, 9/25/14

The Strangest Things People Have Left in Cabs

Hundreds of cab drivers were asked about the strange things people have left in their cabs and the findings are FREAKY!!!

Some of the best ones are:  a baby (literally…a baby!!!) . . . cremated ashes . . . fake teeth…a live chicken and a live duck!!

 

I Hear A Baby In The Trunk!

A Florida woman is accused of driving with her 5-month-old baby in the trunk.

Broward County deputies conducted a traffic stop on 19-year-old BREONA WATKINS. That’s when they heard a baby’s cries coming from the trunk.

When they opened it, they allegedly found the infant surrounded by hazardous items and lying on top of a pair of hedge-cutting shears.

Watkins told the cops that she placed the baby in the trunk to avoid getting a ticket for not owning a child safety seat.

Stupid Criminals!

She’s been charged with child abuse, resisting an officer, driving without a license, failure to have a child restraint, and several traffic-related offenses.

 

Introducing The “Human Flesh” Burger!!!

A pair of British chefs say they’ve created a “human flesh” burger in honor of the TV series, ‘Walking Dead’.

The cooks promise their meat doesn’t contain actual human flesh.  The flavor of the burgers was designed based on testimonials from famous cannibals throughout history.

It contains pork, veal, chicken livers, and bone marrow. The Walking Dead Burgers will be available to sample at the end of the month at the Terminus Tavern in East London, which hasn’t opened its doors yet.

 

Animal Stories

A baby cow in China was born with six fully-formed legs.

Owner ZHANG GONGXUN says four of the legs are normal, but the two extra legs are growing from the calf’s neck.  The neck-legs don’t move at all, but the calf doesn’t seem bothered by them.

Farmer Zhang says he’s raised many cows but never seen anything like this.  He adds, “I get crowds of people here every day and all kinds of camera crews from TV stations.”

Several animal parks have asked to buy the baby cow.  Zhang says he’s considering the offers.

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Freak Files: Wednesday, 9/24/14

Cops Delivery A Pizza!

Imagine ordering a pizza and having police deliver it. That’s exactly what happened in Portland, Oregon.

STEVE HUCKINS placed an order with Pizza Hut, but the delivery driver got into an accident on the way to his house.  Portland Police responded to the crash scene and, after taking care of the incident, decided to finish out the pizza delivery for the injured driver.

Huckins says he was comically surprised when he opened the door and saw cops holding a Hawaiian pizza.  The delivery driver injured his neck in the crash and is taking some time off work while he recovers.

No word if the cops received a tip for the delivery!

 

A Woman Leads Cops on a High-Speed Chase and Blames It on Her Foot Getting Stuck on the Gas

A cop tried to pull over a 19-year-old in North Carolina for speeding on Monday night, but she led them on a high-speed chase that topped out at over 100 miles an hour.  When she finally stopped……she said she wasn’t trying to escape the police….she claimed her foot got STUCK on the gas pedal!!!

Amazingly, that excuse didn’t work.

Stupid Criminals!!!

She’s facing a felony fleeing charge plus other charges for reckless driving, speeding, and failure to stop for a siren.

 

Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin’” Helps Four Guys Survive a Shipwreck

Three men and a 10-year-old boy were fishing off the coast of Hawaii last week, when a massive WAVE hit their boat.  And it was so big, the boat BROKE and capsized . . . and the four of them hung on for dear life.

One of the guys had suffered a broken leg in the accident, and was in massive pain every time a wave hit his leg.  Plus, it was dark outside and no one could see them, so they started wondering if they’d die out there.

And then, after four hours, the kid told everyone to listen.  There was a party at the harbor back on shore, and the guys could hear the music they were playing . . . “Don’t Stop Believin’” by JOURNEY.

They took that as a sign, and decided to make a move back toward the shore.  And they MADE IT! The people from the party ran out to help them and they are all expected to be fine.

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Freak Files: Tuesday, 9/23/14

A Man Gets Four DUIs in 30 Hours . . . Driving Four Different Vehicles

53-year-old John Lourenco of Cumberland, Rhode Island got FOUR DUIs in 30 hours earlier this month . . . in four different vehicles.  Check it out . . .

1.  He was arrested last Sunday around noon when he was driving drunk in a Dodge pickup truck and crashed into an SUV.

2.  He was busted for drunk driving at 7:15 A.M. on Monday morning when he was driving a Chevy Malibu and rear-ended another car.

3.  A cop saw him driving erratically at 11:15 A.M. in a 1970 Plymouth Barracuda and pulled him over.  So he got another DUI.

4.  Then at 5:00 P.M., he was driving a DUMP TRUCK he owns and crashed it into a tree.  That got him his fourth DUI.

Somehow, the cops let him out of jail on bail after all of his DUIs which is how he was able to keep getting them.  And no one was seriously injured in any of the accidents he caused.

 

Bungee Cord Breaks And Leaves Man Dangling

There’s a thrill ride called the “Ejection Seat” that travels around to fairs across the country.  Basically, it’s a 2-seat chair that is suspended from two towers by bungee cords.

Passengers on the ride are propelled 200 feet high at about 60 miles per hour.

But, over the weekend in Oklahoma City one of those cords broke and left a man dangling 25 feet off the ground for a half-hour until he was rescued by firefighters.

Thankfully, 48 year-old Christopher Alan was not seriously hurt in the incident but he says he’ll never trust another ride at the fair!

 

A 14-Year-Old Kid Refuses to Go to School . . . So the Cops Arrest Him?

There’s a 14-year-old kid in St. Augustine, Florida who’s a student at R.J. Murray Middle School.  And on Tuesday, he decided he wasn’t going to go.

So his mom went through her list of punishments . . . she took away his laptop, his cell phone, and disconnected the Internet at their house.  But none of it got him to go.  So finally . . . she called the COPS.

When they got there, the kid STILL wouldn’t leave for school.  So they cuffed him and arrested him for misdemeanor obstruction of justice.

The kid’s mom told the cops they’d just moved to Florida from New York, and her son had gotten in a lot of trouble up there for skipping school.

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Freak Files: Monday, 9/22/14

A “Game of Thrones” Fan Fights Off a Burglar Using a Spear

Around 11:50 P.M. last Tuesday, 25-year-old Thomas McGowan of Wichita Falls, Texas broke into a trailer where a guy named Jimmy Morgan Jr. lives.

And it just so happens Jimmy is a huge “Game of Thrones” fan.  He even lives the “Game of Thrones” lifestyle.

Which means . . . he has plenty of medieval weapons in his home, including a SPEAR he keeps by his bed.  So winter came EARLY for Thomas.  That’s a “Game of Thrones” reference, Cletus.

When Thomas busted into his bedroom, Jimmy quickly STABBED him with the spear.  It caught Thomas in the hand and shoulder . . . then Jimmy chased him out.

The police eventually showed up and arrested Thomas.

Click here for a photo of Jimmy with a sword and Thomas’s mugshot.

 

Stupid Criminals!!!

A Michigan man has been sentenced for throwing a football over a fence into a prison.

But, 22-year-old CHRISTEN MOORE didn’t just toss an ordinary pigskin into the Correctional Facility.

Prosecutors say the ball was stuffed with drugs and cellphones.  Embarrassingly, the football never even made it all the way into the prison yard because Moore’s throw was so weak.

Moore admitted in court that his actions were “immature” and he apologized for attempting to deliver heroin, marijuana, and three phones to prisoners.

He’s now headed to the slammer for a minimum of 17-months.

 

A Cop Pulls a Woman Over So He Can Give Her the Heimlich and Save Her Life

Gregory Zak is an NYPD officer . . . and last Wednesday, he was driving his squad car in the Bronx when he saw a 49-year-old woman drive past him holding her throat.

She had her hazard lights on and was swerving . . . but wasn’t pulling over.  So Gregory decided HE’D pull her over . . . and fortunately, we’re all so conditioned to pull over when we see a cop flashing his lights behind us, the woman pulled right over.

It turns out she was CHOKING on a cough drop.  Gregory immediately gave her the Heimlich maneuver . . . and a few seconds later he dislodged the cough drop and saved her life.

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Freak Files: Friday, 9/19/14

A Guy Goes to a Police Station to Report a Robbery . . . and the Guy Who Robbed Him Shows Up Too

In Melbourne, Australia Ross Moresi realized someone had stolen two of his surfboards, worth close to a thousand dollars each.

So he called around to local surf shops, to see if anyone had tried to sell them.  And it turned out some guy DID sell them to a place, and he used the name Daniel Burne.

So Ross wrote down the name, and went to his local police station to report it.  And while he was standing in line, a guy who was out on bail showed up because he had to check in.  And Ross heard him say that HIS name was Daniel Burne.

Ross told the cops and a few minutes later, Daniel confessed to the whole thing and Ross ended up getting both of his surfboards back.

(Check out a photo of Ross with one of his boards here.)

 

Teens Crash An SUV Crashed Caused When Teen Burned Driver’s Armpit Hair

A SUV full of teenagers crashed in Idaho after one of the passengers lit the driver’s armpit hair on fire with a lighter.

The rollover occurred after a 16-year-old boy was goofing off in the front seat and lit the 18-year-old driver’s armpit hair on fire as a joke.

The 18-year old lost control of the vehicle and crashed.  All 5 teens in the car were taken to the hospital, but are expected to make a full recovery.

The driver has been charged with failure to wear a seatbelt.  The 16-year-old was charged with interfering with the driver’s safety.

 

Police Radar Gun Might Soon Be Able To Tell If You’re Texting

You better not be texting while driving….because soon, cops will be able to TELL!!

A new radar gun is being developed that pick-up radio frequencies showing that drivers are texting.

This new radar-gun would give police departments the ability to increase their revenue from traffic tickets and can even pick-up the content of the texts your sending.

They’ll be able to tell if it’s the driver texting illegally or just a passenger in the car.

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Freak Files: Thursday, 9/18/14

Meth Don’t Smoke Itself!

Is this proof that meth is probably something you shouldn’t get involved in?

An Oklahoma City man pushed his wife and chased her with a pitchfork after she confronted him about his meth habit.

 

Stupid Workers!

An employee at a bakery in England was using a machine to knead bread, but the machine wasn’t working properly, so he got angry.  He decided to take his anger out on the machine, by head-butting it!!!

Now the machine won’t function at all, in fact the head-butt caused $5,000 in damages to the machine.  The employee has been fired.     

 

There’s an Eight-Year-Old Kid Who Makes $1.3 Million a Year . . . By Reviewing Toys on YouTube

A lot of YouTube celebrities start making hundreds of thousands of dollars by the time they’re 18 or 19.  But here’s an even MORE extreme example of how you can hit it big super early being a YouTuber.

An eight-year-old kid named Evan is the star of a kid-friendly YouTube channel called EvanTubeHD . He and his dad post videos of Evan playing with new toys and reviewing them, which is like a kid’s DREAM.

And from YouTube revenue, merchandizing, and deals with advertisers, they bring in an estimated $1.3 MILLION a year, which goes into investment accounts for Evan and his little sister.

Because of all the money he brings in, plus the amount of views he gets, Evan was ranked number 20 on a list of YouTube’s biggest stars earlier this year.

(You can check out one of his recent reviews for a line of R.C. cars called Air Hogs by clicking here.)

 

A Man Paid For $1,000 In Chick-Fil-A Meals

An anonymous customer at a West Texas Chick-Fil-A paid for the meals of 88 other vehicles that would come after him.

The man gave the employees of the restaurant $1,000 and told them to pay for everyone who came after him for as long as the money lasted.

The owner of the restaurant said that one woman was moved to tears by the generosity.

By the way…the restaurant gave the man his meal for free.

 

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Freak Files: Wednesday, 9/17/14

Three Women Find the Same Guy Is Dating All of Them . . . So They Team Up to Surprise Him at the Airport

This is straight out of a movie.  Literally.

20-year-old Charlie Fisher of Hertfordshire, England has been dating THREE different women without them knowing about each other.

One of them saw a text on Charlie’s phone from another woman.  When she wrote back to the woman asking who she was . . . she said she was Charlie’s GIRLFRIEND.

They started talking on Twitter, and tracked down a THIRD woman he was dating.

Charlie was on vacation in Germany the entire time, and the women decided that would be a great time to get revenge.  So when he got through customs and walked out of the airport, all THREE of his girlfriends were there waiting for him.

Apparently he was shocked, so he ran to the parking lot where his grandma was waiting to pick him up.

 

Frisbee-9W2A Wanted Fugitive Is Arrested When Cops Spot Him Playing in an Ultimate Frisbee Tournament

This is just about the most “Oregon” way you could possibly get arrested.

31-year-old Jahson Marryshow of Eugene, Oregon robbed a bank in 2010 . . . then stole a car to get away from the cops trying to arrest him.  He’s been a wanted fugitive ever since.

And he was finally caught on Sunday when the cops found him doing what people in Oregon do . . . he was playing in an ULTIMATE FRISBEE tournament.

And when they spotted him at the Ultimate Frisbee tournament, they figured it was a great time to arrest him since he probably wasn’t armed.

He’s in jail now.

 

I’m In The Phone Lane!

Roads in one Chinese city now have a lane for pedestrians who aren’t watching where they’re walking.

One of the main areas of Chongqing city now has a lane for cars, a bicycle lane, and a walking lane especially for people who can’t take their eyes off their smartphones.

The special lane was reportedly added for safety reasons to combat the growing problem of ‘distracted walking’ caused by people fixated on their mobile devices.

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Freak Files: Tuesday, 9/16/14

A Leopard Is Terrorizing People Who Stumble Home Drunk in Northeast India

Here’s a travel advisory in case you have a trip scheduled to northeast India this week.  You probably don’t and that’s good!

Apparently, there’s a LEOPARD on the prowl and terrorizing people there.  The leopard has already attacked THIRTEEN people as they were walking home from bars and restaurants.

Forest rangers say it’s clear he’s got a taste for humans and people who’ve had too much to drink and are stumbling are easier targets.

They believe he used to eat DOGS . . . but there are fewer wild dogs around now, so the leopard has transitioned to humans.

They’ve gone out hunting for him three times but haven’t been able to catch him.

 

too smartA Drug Dealer Tells a Customer He’s “Too Smart” to Get Caught . . . and the Customer Is an Undercover Cop

There’s nothing as perfect as a Stupid Criminal who THINKS he’s a genius criminal . . . and that’s EXACTLY what we’ve got here.

45-year-old Adalberto Ramiro-diaz of Port St. Lucie, Florida has been running a pretty massive drug dealing operation out of his house.

At one point recently, a customer was over at his house looking at his massive stash of drugs and guns, and asked him how he’d never been caught.  And Adalberto told him he was TOO SMART to get caught.

But the customer he told that to was . . . an undercover cop.

Stupid Criminals!!!!

The cops arrested him last week on a ton of drug and weapons charges.  They also found a fake FBI badge in his house during their search.

 

A Vet Performed a Life-Saving Operation on a Goldfish

We do a LOT for our pets.  But do FISH count?

Last week, a couple in Melbourne, Australia noticed their pet goldfish George was having trouble breathing.

Now, George is ten years old.  So you’d THINK their first instinct would be to make sure the TOILET was working properly . . . because that’s probably where most people would send him.

Instead, they took him to the VET.  He saw that George had a massive TUMOR on one of his gills.  And I mean it was about the size of a grape.  For a three-ounce goldfish, that’s pretty big.

And he told George’s owners that it would be risky . . . but for $200, he could try to perform a potentially life-saving operation and REMOVE the tumor.  And they went for it.

We’re happy to report that the 45-minute surgery was a complete success.

George is now back home in his tank recovering.

Check out photos from the operation by clicking here. 

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Freak Files: Monday, 9/15/14

A Cat Jumped From the 17th Floor and Survived

On Sunday, Joel Isfeld of Vancouver noticed his eight-month-old cat, Cleo, had gotten out onto his balcony.  Before he could grab her, Cleo JUMPED.  Unfortunately, Joel lives on the 17TH FLOOR of his apartment building.  Obviously Joel assumed the worst, but when he ran downstairs he couldn’t find her body.

Then around 10:00 P.M. the next night, Joel got a call from the security guard, who told him someone had found Cleo . . . ALIVE.  She was hiding in a courtyard on the ninth floor, which is weird, because the courtyard isn’t even below Joel’s apartment.

Meaning Cleo fell at least EIGHT STORIES, and survived.  Or she fell farther than that, and somehow climbed back up, then made it to the courtyard.  Whatever happened, the only injury she had was a scratch on her face.

Click here to see a picture of Cleo and Joel.

 

Woman Surprised To Find A Dead Body In Her Trunk

A California woman says she has no idea how a dead body wound up in the trunk of her Lexus.

The Riverside woman says she’d thought the car smelled funny as she left work, but she stopped at Wal-Mart thinking nothing of it.

When she opened the trunk to put her shopping bags inside, she made the gruesome discovery.

“She was freaking out,” one witness says. “They had to put her in a squad car and take her home.”

Witnesses say the woman recognized the man as a neighbor. Police initially considered the woman a person of interest and questioned her, but now say she isn’t a suspect.

 

This fire truck brought to you by …

They may not be able to change their tires in less than 20 seconds, but Stockertown, Pensylvania’s fire department is looking for something decidedly race car-like: sponsorship.

The tiny borough of 650 residents bought a fire truck but hasn’t been able to scrape enough money to pay for it.

So the fire chief and the City Council president dreamed up the idea of selling advertising space on the fire truck. So far, no one has signed on.

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