Don’t Use a Blow Torch To Melt The Ice Off Your Front Porch!
A homeowner in Rockville, Maryland, decided to clear the ice off of his front steps in an unconventional way.
Assistant Chief SCOTT GOLDSTEIN of Montgomery County Fire and Rescue says, “The homeowner appeared to be using some type of torch device to melt ice near his front porch.”
Unfortunately, the siding caught fire and a blaze broke out on the side of the home. Luckily, firefighters got it under control before too much damage occurred and nobody was hurt.
Cops in Canada Are Searching For a Man Who Tried to Rob a Store Using a Hockey Stick
This is probably the most CANADIAN crime you’ll ever hear about. It involves hockey and a nonviolent resolution. The only thing that could’ve made it more Canadian is if CELINE DION had been playing in the background.
On Monday around 6:30 P.M., a man went into a convenience store in Ottawa, Canada . . . armed with a HOCKEY STICK. And he demanded all the cash in the register.
Unfortunately for him, the store owner wasn’t afraid of the hockey stick . . . and managed to wrestle it away from him.
So the robber very quietly and politely left the store. Police are still searching for him.
A Guy Starts Screaming at the Self-Checkout Machine . . . And Another Customer Ends Up Punching Him in the Mouth
On Monday, a guy got frustrated at the self-checkout machine at a Walmart in Wichita, Kansas, and he started yelling and SWEARING at it.
Another guy apparently walked over and told him to be quiet . . . but that just escalated things, and they ended up punching it out in the parking lot.
By the time the police showed up, both of the guys were gone, but several witnesses say that one of them ended up with a tooth knocked out!!!
No arrests have been made.