The Dog That Fetches Beer!
This is the perfect dog to have during football season.
JOSH ACE, the dog owner, only has to say “I’m parched,” and his Australian cattle dog, BANDIT, runs to the fridge. Bandit opens the refrigerator door, grabs a beer with his teeth, and delivers it straight to Josh’s hands.
A Mouse Delays a Flight for 5 Hours
Nobody likes it when they find a mouse in their house or business….but when a mouse showed up in the cockpit of a plane about to fly from Norway to New York….it shut down the flight!!!
When the pilots spotted the mouse, they delayed the flight until mechanics could make sure that no cables or wires had been chewed. Five HOURS later, the plane was clear of mice and passengers were allowed to board their flight.
A Neighborhood in Florida May Cancel Halloween . . . Because They’re Overrun With Wild Hogs Addicted to Candy?
There’s a neighborhood in Melbourne, Florida where the homeowners association is strongly considering CANCELING Halloween . . . because the area is overrun by WILD HOGS addicted to CANDY.
The hogs have gotten hooked on human food, and have been terrorizing the neighborhood for weeks. They’ve destroyed 17 lawns . . . they’ve been pooping on the sidewalk . . . and they don’t show any sign of leaving.
And the neighborhood is having trouble getting rid of them because they’re all massive . . . some weigh up to 350 pounds. Plus, they’re not really falling for traditional hog traps.
If the hogs aren’t gone, trick-or-treating will be called off . . . because all that candy flowing around could lead to them attacking kids.