If You’re Missing a Tooth, Get It Replaced With a Bottle Opener?
Some rugby players in Argentina have started replacing their missing teeth with BOTTLE OPENERS.
The bottle opener is shaped like a tooth . . . and a dental surgeon implants it by drilling into your gum and anchoring it to your jawbone. Which sounds INCREDIBLY painful . . . but just think how cool you’ll be at parties!
We couldn’t find any dentists in America who are offering the service, so you basically have two options if you want one: Go to Argentina . . . or pay a lot of money to a dentist here who works in the back room of a Chinese restaurant.
48-year-old Doris Rowe of Mount Dora, Florida went to a Winn-Dixie grocery store about 26 miles from her house on Tuesday afternoon . . . and went on a shoplifting spree.
She started shoving stuff down her pants, then got out of there . . . but not before a manager spotted her. He followed her out to her car, where he watched her pull a tremendous number of things out of her pants.
Her total haul was: Five ribeye steaks . . . six pounds of ground beef . . . four packs of bacon . . . two packs of pork ribs . . . and a gallon of BLEACH.
She was arrested for grand theft and robbery. **STUPID CRIMINALS***
A 54-year-old guy named Kenneth Edwards was driving the getaway car, and he was charged too.
A 73-Year-Old Punched a Bear in the Face to Save His Dog
A 73-year-old named Carl Moore was at his house near Sacramento, California last month, when he heard his Chihuahua Lacy outside whimpering. So he went to check it out . . . and saw a BLACK BEAR standing in his backyard about to eat Lacy.
Now, I’m not sure what I’d do in that situation. But Carl immediately threw his hands in the air and started screaming at the bear to scare it away.
When that didn’t work, he ran straight at it . . . and punched it in the FACE.
Somehow that DID work. The bear ran off, and Carl and Lacy are both fine. One of his friends was there when it happened, and says it was crazy to watch .
Carl told the local news that he’s never run from anything in his life, and he wasn’t about to start now, just because of a stupid bear.
He also said that if the bear ever comes back, he’s ready for round two.