A Hatchet Bounced Out of a Truck and Went Through Someone’s Windshield
Someone was driving down the interstate behind a landscaping truck near Boston yesterday, when suddenly a HATCHET that was in the back of the truck bounced OUT . . . and went straight through their WINDSHIELD, blade first.
Luckily the handle got stuck in the glass, so it didn’t go through the windshield, and no one was hurt. But there’s a photo of it still stuck in the windshield, and a woman is still sitting in the passenger’s seat, where it would have hit.
You don’t see her face in the photo, and she asked not to be identified, but police said she was pretty shaken up. They ended up citing the landscaper for “failure to secure cargo,” and fined him $200.
If everyone in America continues to get chubbier, could it mean the end of CRIME?
23-year-old Shantoria Valentine of Omaha, Nebraska walked into a Wells Fargo bank branch on Monday afternoon and handed the teller a note saying she had a BOMB, and demanded money. So the teller gave her some cash, and Shantoria took off running.
Or at least she TRIED. Shantoria was so out of shape that she ended up COLLAPSING a few blocks away from the bank.
The cops arrested her . . . but she was so winded she actually needed medical attention and was hospitalized.
Shantoria is facing felony charges for robbery, making terroristic threats, and threatening to use explosives.
An 84-Year-Old Had a Heart Attack in the Middle of a Traffic Stop . . . So the Cop Saved His Life
On Saturday, a cop in Kennebunk, Maine named Matthew Harrington pulled over an 84-year-old named Gavin Falconer for speeding.
But while Officer Harrington was running his information, Gavin suddenly slumped over in his seat. So the officer ran back to Gavin’s car, and realized that Gavin was having a HEART ATTACK.
So he yanked him out of the car, and started doing CPR. Then another cop got there with a defibrillator. And together, they managed to save Gavin’s LIFE.
Gavin was in pretty good spirits when a reporter talked to him in his hospital bed, and he wants to meet Harrington to say thank you.
By the way, Gavin DIDN’T end up getting a speeding ticket . . . he got off with a warning.