When Animals Attack!!!!
An 88-year-old Connecticut woman was hospitalized after allowing a raccoon to come into her home.
The unidentified lady has bad eyesight and apparently thought she was letting her cat in when she opened the door. When the woman attempted to pet the animal, it attacked her.
The raccoon bit her on the hand, forearm, elbow, lip and chin. Luckily, the woman was treated quickly and is expected to make a full recovery.
A Man Under House Arrest Asked to Go to Jail Instead . . . to Get Away From His Wife
A 37-year-old guy in Tor Bella Monaca, Italy is under house arrest right now. He was sentenced to 11 months in jail for a series of minor crimes and the judge decided to let him serve it at home.
Unfortunately for this guy, his warden at home is his WIFE.
The guy has been under house arrest for three months and just went to the cops and asked them to send him to JAIL . . . so he could get away from constantly fighting with his wife.
He told them, quote, “Put me inside, otherwise it will end badly.”
They granted his wish, and put him in jail on Tuesday where he’ll serve his last eight months.
A Guy Falls Off a Train . . . And Instead of Getting Help, Another Passenger Drinks His Beer
This isn’t going to help Russia’s reputation when it comes to their growing reputation for being cold, calculating, and merciless.
A guy was on a train from Moscow to a town called Petushki about two hours east. He opened a door on the train to get some fresh air, the train made a sharp turn, and he got THROWN to the ground.
Another guy saw it happen, and instead of getting help . . . he started drinking the BEER the other guy had left behind. Then he stole the guy’s luggage.
There’s no word on the guy’s condition, or whether the cops are looking into it.