Freak Files: Friday, 8/28/15

A Guy Put a Rattlesnake Around His Neck for a Photo, and Might Lose His Hand

36-year-old Alex Gomez was at his family’s ranch near L.A. on Monday, when he saw a four-foot rattlesnake in a field, picked it up, and put it around his NECK so his nephew could take a photo.

But the snake bit him on the hand, and he had to be rushed to the hospital. They pumped him full of anti-venom, but they might have to amputate his entire HAND. Obviously he’s not getting much sympathy from anyone at this point, and that includes his own MOTHER.

When she told him the local news wanted to interview her, he asked her to say no, but she told him she was DEFINITELY doing it, because he’s a “fool”, and she wants to embarrass him as much as possible.

Quote, “I’m going to teach him a real good lesson . . . No mercy for him.”

Click here are a video showing of Alex with the snake around his neck, one of him lying in his hospital bed, and his mom.



Two Guys Try to Rob a Cell Phone Store . . . Right Next to a Police Station

It’s not exactly hard to find cell phone stores, they’re everywhere. So it’s MIND boggling that these guys picked THIS particular cell phone store to rob.

26-year-old Raiko Guerra Ramos and 27-year-old Maidel Aguirre Menendez broke into a T-Mobile store in Pinecrest, Florida after it closed on Tuesday night. And that store just so happened to be right next door to the POLICE STATION.

The cops got to the scene SUPER quick when someone called them to report they saw a person breaking in to the store!! When the cops got there, Maidel sped off in the guys’ getaway car, but the cops pulled him over and arrested him. Raiko tried to hide in the ceiling, but a police dog sniffed him out.

Stupid Criminals!!!

They were both arrested and charged with burglary.


A Ten-Year-Old Got Bitten by a Shark, Then Went Back Into the Water to Save Her Six-Year-Old Friend

A ten-year-old girl named Kaley Szarmack was at the beach with her family near Jacksonville, Florida last Wednesday.

She was standing in about four feet of water when she got attacked by a SHARK. Luckily it was only about three feet long, but it still managed to open up a five-inch gash on her leg, so there was a lot of blood. That would be pretty terrifying, especially for a ten-year-old. But check out how she handled it:

After she got out of the water, she realized that a six-year-old girl she was playing with was still in danger. So she went back IN . . . grabbed the little girl . . . and made sure she didn’t get bitten.

It took 90 stitches to close the cut on Kaley’s leg, but her doctors say she should make a full recovery.

Check out a video of her by clicking here.

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Freak Files: Thursday, 8/27/15

Two Women Got In a Crazy Fight When a JetBlue Flight Landed in New York

61-year-old Jean Ballantine of Brooklyn, New York was sitting in a window seat on a JetBlue flight from Jamaica to New York yesterday morning, and 52-year-old Mary Cannady of Linden, New Jersey was sitting next to her.

But when their flight landed and was taxiing toward the gate, Jean tried to climb OVER Mary. And we’re thinking that might NOT have been the first thing Jean did to bother Mary during the flight.

They started FIGHTING. Jean pulled out a small eyebrow razor and SLASHED Mary with it. Mary responded by pulling out her PEPPER SPRAY and spraying Jean in the eyes.

They were able to get those weapons on the plane because the security at the airport in Jamaica is pretty relaxed. In theory, if the flight had been out of the U.S., the TSA would’ve caught those items and confiscated them. In theory . . .

Jean was arrested for assault and weapons charges, and Mary was arrested for possession of pepper spray.


Car Thieves Want More Than Just Your Car

In Cleveland, a Porsche isn’t enough for some thieves.

A man, who’s 22, told police that he was carjacked of his 2004 Porsche Cayenne while waiting outside a friend’s apartment. One of the thieves pulled a gun and told him to get out of the car.

He did, at which time the other guy told him to take off his Nike Airmax shoes. Police have recovered his car, but not his shoes.


A Woman Handed Out Resumes on the Street, and Got 13 Job Offers in Three Days

We’re not saying this would work for everyone, but if you’re looking for a job, here’s someone who got creative and proved they knew how to hustle.

28-year-old Carrie Kemeling quit her job in Buffalo, New York earlier this month after she got passed over for a promotion.

So instead of eating junk food and watching “Maury” for a week straight, she immediately started looking for a new job . . . by standing on a CORNER and handing out resumes to anyone who would take one.

For the next three days, she got dressed up like she was going on an interview . . . stood next to a sign that said, “Not homeless, but hungry for success” . . . and handed out resumes. And by the end of her third day, she had THIRTEEN different job offers.

None of them paid what she wanted though. So she kept at it, and ended up getting a full-time job with an I.T. company called Stampede Global. She started work this past Tuesday.

Click here to see a picture of her standing with the sign.

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Freak Files: Wednesday, 8/26/15

Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places

A woman in England found her ex-boyfriend living in her attic.

28-year-old MARIE WRIGHT dated ALEXANDER COOPER for five months. They eventually broke up and Wright had to force the man to leave.

Several days later she noticed food was missing from the kitchen and blankets were gone from the bedroom. Wright and her female roommate checked the attic and found a make-shift bed, food wrappers, and a bag of Cooper’s clothing.

Wright says, “I just felt sick when I found out. It was like a horror movie.” Cooper confessed and also admitted to embezzling money from Wright’s bank account. He’s been sentenced to 16-months in prison.


A Stray Dog Defended a Woman from Two Guys, So She Adopted It

A 25-year-old English tourist named Georgia Bradley was on vacation with her boyfriend in Greece recently.

She went for a walk on a secluded beach and got harassed by two random Greek dudes. One of them even grabbed her by the arm when she wouldn’t have a drink with them.

That’s when a stray DOG ran up and started BARKING at them. It stood right next to Georgia and kept barking. So the guys took off. Then it followed Georgia back to her place, and even chased after her CAR when she left for the airport. So once Georgia got home, she realized she couldn’t let it end that way.

She flew BACK to Greece, searched for the dog for FIVE WEEKS, finally spotted it on the same beach, adopted it and named it Pepper. She had to spend thousands of dollars to get her home, including flying back to Greece a third time and putting her in quarantine for three weeks.

And if somehow that’s not heartwarming ENOUGH for you, it also turned out Pepper was PREGNANT. A week after they got to the U.K., she gave birth to six puppies.

Click here for a picture of Georgia, Pepper, and the puppies.


A Kid at an Art Museum Accidentally Punched Through a $1.5 Million Painting

An unidentified 12-year-old boy was at an art museum in Taiwan on Sunday.

As he was walking through the museum gazing at the art, he lost his balance and began to fall. So, just like anyone would do, he put his arm out to catch himself.

He caught himself alright, but he accidentally put his hand through a 350-year-old painting!! The 350-year-old painting is, or should we say WAS, worth 1.5 MILLION DOLLARS!!!

It would appear that this story comes with a happy ending as the museum says the painting can be repaired and the kid won’t have to pay for it!!! Here’s the video:

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Freak Files: Tuesday, 8/25/15

CognacA Woman Couldn’t Bring Her Expensive Bottle of Cognac on a Plane, So She Chugged It…Then Was Too Drunk To Board

Here’s a reminder for the youngens listening, “Booze don’t drink itself!”

A woman in her 40s got stopped by airport security in Beijing on Friday, because she had a $200 bottle of cognac in her carry-on.

But it was too late to check it. So she had two options: Throw it away, or call someone to come get it and miss her flight. But she came up with a THIRD option . . . she sat down in a corner and CHUGGED the entire bottle.

It’s not clear if security knew that’s what she did with it, but she was so hammered by the time they started boarding, they wouldn’t let her on the plane.

According to an airport official, she was screaming at people and could barely stand up. Then she fell over and just laid on the ground. So they put her in a wheelchair and took her to a holding area, where she passed out, and slept for about seven hours until her family came to pick her up.


House fireSuspect Calls 911 To Report Fire Hazard At Her Own Crime Scene

A burglary suspect in Madisonville, Kentucky, is behind bars after she called 911 to prevent a fire at the place she’s accused of robbing.

Police said Mary Smith decided to rob one of her neighbors…and was inside the house trying to steal prescription medication when she noticed the kitchen stove was turned on.

Well, she didn’t want a fire to start in her neighborhood…and possibly spread to HER house, so she called 9-1-1 to prevent the fire.

And yes, she really is a stupid criminals because Mary was STILL IN THE HOUSE when firefighters arrived. Stupid Criminals

She was arrested and charged with 2nd-degree burglary.


tattoos freeA Guy Finds Out His Chinese Tattoo Says “Windows 7″

A guy in Plymouth, England wanted to get his girlfriend’s name tattooed on his neck. And apparently he was all about the biggest trend of 2002, since he had the tattoo artist write it in CHINESE.

But after he got it, he had a friend who spoke Chinese read it. And it turns out it wasn’t his girlfriend’s name . . . it translated to “Windows 7.”

It’s not clear whether the tattoo artist did it as a joke, or if he Googled the girlfriend’s name in Chinese and got confused.

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Freak Files: Monday, 8/24/15

police - freeA Woman Says an Officer Planted Drugs in Her Car . . . to Look Cool on an Episode of “Cops”

A woman named Elizabeth Butler of Sugar Hill, Georgia was arrested back in August of 2013 . . . on the day when the local police department happened to be filming for “Cops”.

A police officer named Paul Tremblay busted Elizabeth with a bag of COCAINE in her car and she was arrested on camera. Only when the “cocaine” was tested, it turned out it WASN’T drugs.

All the charges against Elizabeth were dropped and she says the bag wasn’t even hers, Paul PLANTED IT so he’d look cool on TV. The episode aired in December of 2013 . . . which was a few months before all of the charges against her were dropped.

She just filed a lawsuit against the Gwinnett County Police Department and Langley Productions, which is the company that makes “Cops”. She didn’t say how much she wants in the lawsuit.


mug1-nyUA Woman Fakes a Kidnapping to Get Out of Work For an Afternoon

43-year-old Beverly Brooks is a nursing assistant in Panama City, Florida. She went out for lunch last Monday with her 35-year-old boyfriend James Fennell and apparently she REALLY didn’t want to go back and finish out the day.

When she didn’t show up back at work, one of her coworkers called her . . . and Beverly said her boyfriend had KIDNAPPED her. He started yelling in the background that she couldn’t get out of the car.

The coworker called the cops. They launched a massive manhunt and a few hours later they finally found Beverly and James in an apartment. When they found out Beverly was fine and the entire kidnapping was a hoax, she and James were arrested for making a false report.  Stupid Criminals!!!


MakeupA Guy Sues His Wife One Day Into Their Marriage, When He Sees Her Without Makeup For the First Time

Is it FALSE ADVERTISING when a woman wears makeup?

A guy in Algiers, Algeria recently got married. And the very next day, he saw his new wife without makeup for the first time. He said she looked so different that he didn’t recognize her and mistook her for, quote, “a thief who came to [rob] his apartment.”

When he realized it WAS her, he was so MAD that he decided to SUE her. He wants $20,000 in damages. Because he says she tricked him into marrying her by wearing makeup, and the whole thing has led to, quote, “psychological suffering.”

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Freak Files: Friday, 8/14/15

AR-150819865A Guy Is Busted For Painting His Name on Two Cop Cars

This is some pretty INCRIMINATING evidence right here.

44-year-old Rusty Moore of Gulfport, Florida was drunk last week and saw two cop cars parked in his neighborhood. So he decided to grab his paintbrush and PAINT his name on the cars!

Then he went home. But, the cops easily found him . . . they DID have his name, after all . . . and when they went to his house to question him, he threw a bucket of blue paint on them.

He was arrested for criminal mischief.

You can see a picture of “Rusty” painted on the cop car by clicking here.


Don’t Cry Over Spilt Beer!

A truck driver in Florida got distracted by his dog and spilled his beer.

Not a can of beer –an entire truckload. Florida Highway Patrol officers responded to a big rig accident on Interstate-75 in Hernando County. That’s where they found 23-year-old Malcolm Wilcox, standing outside his semi-truck, which was on its side. Hundreds of cans of Natural Light were strewn across the highway.

Police say the driver’s small dog was in the cab and distracted him, causing him to hit the center divider. The inside lane of the highway was closed for three hours.

Wilcox was cited for careless driving, but at least his dog is ok. Which is more than we can say for the Natural Light Beer!


The Not-So-Friendly Skies

Uzbekistan Airways is now weighing passengers along with their luggage.

The airline says it plans to exclude overweight passengers from certain flights. But, a spokesperson promises nobody’s weight will be revealed publicly.

Special weighing machines have already been installed at their departure gates.

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Freak Files: Thursday, 8/13/15

AR-150819865A Guy Punches His Brother For Eating Three Big Macs and Not Saving Him One

This entire case could’ve been avoided if this guy just practiced even a tiny bit of PORTION CONTROL.

58-year-old Matthew Veres of Union Township, Pennsylvania lives with his 47-year-old brother Thomas. Matthew got some Big Macs from McDonald’s early yesterday morning and Thomas wanted him to save one.

But Matthew didn’t . . . he ate ALL THREE Big Macs. That’s a LOT of fast food right there. Thomas was so upset he started destroying their place . . . then he punched his brother in the face.

He was arrested for simple assault and harassment.


A Woman Tries to Smuggle Heroin to an Inmate Through a Kiss, But Accidentally Swallows It

66-year-old Bettye Wilson of St. Louis, Missouri went to visit Northeast Correctional Center in Bowling Green, Missouri a few weeks ago to SMUGGLE some heroin to an inmate.

We don’t know her connection to the inmate. Husband, boyfriend, hopefully NOT son, because she had the heroin in five small balloons in her mouth . . . and the plan was to pass them by KISSING him.

Unfortunately for her, she SWALLOWED the balloons. She was arrested for delivery of a controlled substance at a correctional facility. Stupid Criminals!!

None of the balloons exploded inside of her and authorities recovered them when she “passed” them the next day.


Do You Suffer From “Internet Addiction Disorder?”

China takes internet addiction very seriously.

The country has even built a prison-style rehab center for people diagnosed with ‘Internet Addiction Disorder’. Young men and women found guilty of spending too much time online are locked up and forced to go through a six-month boot camp style intervention.

Detainees are awakened at sunrise, then lined up and forced to do pushups and run obstacle courses. At night, they’re padlocked into their cells with a strict lights-out policy at 9:30 pm.

The Chinese Ministry of Health estimates 24-million Chinese citizens suffer from severe internet addiction.

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Freak Files: Wednesday, 8/12/15

A 20-Year-Old Set His Ferrari on Fire Because He Wanted His Dad to Buy Him a Newer One

Maybe it’s good that you’re not rich.

There’s a 20-year-old kid from a rich family in Zurich, Switzerland, and he had a $245,000 Ferrari 458 Italia, but it wasn’t suiting his needs anymore. He wanted a newer, more expensive Ferrari.

His dad wouldn’t buy him one. I mean, his dad gave him a $10,000 allowance every month, $30 million worth of property, and 14 OTHER fancy cars including a Lamborghini, but not the new Ferrari.

So the kid paid three friends around $15,000 to drive his car into Germany and set it on FIRE, so he could collect the insurance money. But his friends were caught on security cameras, and eventually the cops figured out what happened.

They were all in court last week, and the rich kid learned his lesson. Just kidding. His three friends all got 14 to 16 months in prison for insurance fraud, and HE just got probation and a $33,000 fine.

Click here to see pictures of the Ferrari during the fire and after.


Another Slingshot Ride Malfunctioned, and Broke a Woman’s Leg

I’m officially never going on one of those slingshot rides.

A 24-year-old woman in France was on one last Friday, when one of the bungee cords snapped and slammed the pod against a metal tower. Yes, she was in the pod when the bungee cord snapped! Luckily she only has a broken leg.

Just last month, a bungee on a slingshot ride in Wisconsin snapped right before the ride started. But this one happened in the MIDDLE of it.


A Woman’s Bra Stopped a Bullet and Saved Her Life

A 41-year-old woman was riding bikes with her husband near Hamburg, Germany last Sunday, when she heard a gunshot and felt a sharp pain in her side.

It turned out there were hunters tracking a boar nearby, and she got hit by one of their stray BULLETS. But luckily it hit the underwire in her BRA, which stopped the bullet and saved her life. She only ended up with a bad bruise.

Police aren’t sure if it was a direct hit or a ricochet, but it could have killed her either way. And if she’d been wearing a sports bra for the bike ride, she might be dead. They’re also investigating the hunter, who could be charged with negligent injury.

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Freak Files: Tuesday, 8/11/15

Hey! Where’s My Stuff???

A Louisiana woman came home to find all her stuff had been sold –by her babysitter.

JOANIE KNIGHT of Bogalusa came home from work to find all her stuff was gone. Police say 64-year-old babysitter ESTELLE ARD and her daughter sold everything while Knight was out.

A police spokesman explains, “They sold brand new appliances for $40 and $50 and people didn’t think this was odd. They advertised it on the radio.”

Cops are still trying to track down Ard, but they’ve already arrested her daughter. They’re also helping Knight recover the stolen items.


A Guy Installs Windows 10, It Makes His Porn the Screensaver . . . and His Wife Sees

Microsoft just released Windows 10, and boy did it MESS with this guy.

A guy from Michigan recently installed Windows 10, and didn’t realize it automatically takes all the photos in your “My Pictures” folder and turns them into a screensaver.

But he had all his “Naughty” pictures saved in that folder. So when he went to sleep, the screensaver started playing those pictures on a loop. And when his wife woke up, she found the computer flashing a nonstop stream of, uh, adult photos.

He says his wife was mad at him at first, but then he posted about it on Reddit and everyone made fun of him, so she thought it was funny. The moral of the story: Don’t put any private photos in your pictures folder.


Parents Drive 93 Miles After Forgetting 3-Year-Old At Rest Stop

How does this happen? A French family forgot their 3-year-old daughter at a rest stop while heading to the French Riviera for a vacation.

Travelers found the girl Sunday at a rest stop and waited for her family to return before calling police.

The child could only tell officers that she had a brother and a sister and her family was “going to the seaside.”

Police issued an alert and the parents only noticed their mistake when they heard it on the radio about 45 minutes after the girl was found.

By that point, they had traveled 93 miles and were more than halfway to their destination. They turned around and were reunited with their daughter about 2-hours later at a police station.

The parents were questioned to ensure the incident was just forgetfulness. No charges were filed.

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Freak Files: Monday, 8/10/15

Two Teenagers Survived a Lightning Strike Because They Were Holding Hands

16-year-old Dylan Corliss and 17-year-old Lexie Varga of Claremont, California were walking to get a burger last Thursday when they got struck by LIGHTNING.

They were holding hands when it happened. So it hit Dylan in the HEAD, passed through his arm and into Lexie’s body, and then exited through her left foot.

They both got thrown to the ground, and Dylan says it felt like someone hit him in the back of the head with something. But they were both okay . . . so they got up and kept walking to get a burger.

Once they got there, they texted their parents, who made them go to the emergency room. But doctors couldn’t find anything wrong with them. It turns out that holding hands must have diffused the current, so neither of them took the brunt of it, and that’s why they didn’t get hurt.

They say the most annoying thing they’ve had to deal with because of it are the lame JOKES people keep making . . . like that “sparks” really must fly when they’re together.

Check out a photo of them by clicking here.


Screen Shot 2015-08-10 at 5.25.35 AMA Guy Is Busted For Shoplifting From Walmart When His Getaway Car Is Repossessed While He’s Inside

This guy has HILARIOUSLY bad luck.

25-year-old Che Hearn of Zion, Illinois went to a Walmart last week and shoplifted a few hundred bucks worth of electronics. But when he went outside to drive away, he found his car was missing . . . because it had been REPOSSESSED while he was inside.

So he dropped all the stuff he’d stolen and took off running, but the cops tracked him down by the side of the road and arrested him. The cops also checked with the repo company, and found they really HAD taken his getaway car. The repo people followed him to the Walmart and took his car as soon as he went inside.

Stupid Criminals!!!


A 20-Year-Old Took a Selfie With the Cop Who Gave Him a DUI

We STILL haven’t found a scenario where today’s kids think it’s inappropriate to take a selfie.

20-year-old Gilbert Phelps of Iowa City, Iowa got pulled over last week for speeding, and admitted to the cop he’d smoked some weed. So they took him to the station for sobriety tests.

While he was there, Gilbert asked if he could take a SELFIE with the cop, and the cop said YES. He even posed in the background giving a thumbs up.

So Gilbert posted the picture on Snapchat . . . then got charged with operating under the influence.

Click here to see a picture of the selfie.

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Freak Files: Friday, 8/7/15

A White Supremacist Accidentally Blew Off His Own Leg Making Homemade Bombs

45-year-old Michael O’Neill of Wheatfield, New York is a white supremacist.

He decorated his garage with Nazi posters, Confederate flags, and KKK paraphernalia. He was in that garage a few weeks ago making some HOMEMADE BOMBS. We don’t know what he planned on doing with them, but the U.S. Attorney’s Office believes he had TERRIBLE plans.

Those all got shelved, though, when one of his bombs accidentally EXPLODED . . . and he blasted off his LEFT LEG.

Even with one leg, the government still believes he’s a significant danger . . . so he’s being held without bail on federal weapons charges.


bh-7oqA Bounty Hunter in Phoenix Accidentally Targeted the Chief of Police

43-year-old Brent Farley is a bounty hunter in Arizona, and not a very good one.

On Tuesday, he got an anonymous tip on Facebook that said a guy wanted on drug charges was staying at a house in Phoenix. So he and ten members of his team armed with handguns surrounded the place and started banging on the front door.

The suspect they were looking for was a 6-foot-3 African American, weighing about 310 pounds. The guy who answered the door was 5-foot-10, 175 pounds, WHITE, and had no idea what they were talking about.

That’s when everyone started to realize the tip was bogus, except for Brent, who kept ordering the guy to identify himself. It turned out his name is Joseph Yahner, and he’s the CHIEF OF POLICE in Phoenix.

Brent was arrested for trespassing and disorderly conduct, because he had his gun out while he confronted Joseph, and refused to leave the property.

Brent also had a camera crew with him, since EVERY bounty hunter wants their own reality show. We assume he WON’T be getting one now though.


Man Sets World Record For Longest Birthday Ever

Most of us are stuck with a birthday that lasts just 24 hours per year.

Not Sven Hagemeier of Germany. Sven made his 26th birthday stretch for almost two days and nabbed a Guinness World Record for his efforts. How’d he do it?

A lot of air travel. He started celebrating in Auckland, New Zealand, then jumped on a plane (between time zones) to Brisbane, Australia, then Honolulu….so his birthday stretched-out for 46 hours—making it the longest birthday ever, according to Guinness.

As for his official record certificate, Sven says it made an incredible birthday present.

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Freak Files: Thursday, 8/6/15

A School Welcomed Its Students Back With a Typo on Their Sign

East Paulding Middle School in Dallas, Georgia started classes this week, and they welcomed their students back with a message on the sign outside school.

It said, quote, “Welcome Back Students We Are Glad You Are Hear.” But they spelled it “H-E-A-R.” Oops.

Someone from the school district says the sign was only up for an hour before they caught the mistake and fixed it . . . but that was long enough for someone to take a picture.

See the sign by clicking here.



Two Shoplifters Say They Thought Georgia’s “Tax-Free Holiday” Meant They Could Take Anything They Wanted

Georgia had a “tax-free holiday” this weekend, where there was no sales tax on clothes, shoes, and other back-to-school stuff.

It’s hard to misinterpret what the holiday was all about . . . but these women say they did. 23-year-old Brittany Yawn and 26-year-old Simone Harris of Temple, Georgia were both busted for SHOPLIFTING on Friday.

They explained to the cops they misunderstood what the “tax-free holiday” meant. They just heard “free holiday” and thought they could take whatever they wanted. They took two $79 Polo shirts, two $148 jackets, two $65 pairs of Nike pants, and two pairs of $105 jeans.


It’s the jeans that really made the store security doubt their story about misunderstanding the tax-free holiday because one of them was WEARING the stolen jeans under a pair of sweatpants even though it was 90 degrees out.

Stupid Criminals!!!!

They were both arrested for felony shoplifting. Here are their mugshots:


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A Guy in Court Claimed He Couldn’t Have Been Texting and Driving

A 23-year-old guy named Matt Macadam was in court in Bega, Australia last week, facing charges of texting and driving.

But Matt came up with a brilliant defense. He said he COULDN’T have been using a phone while he was driving because he doesn’t even OWN one. MAYBE it could have worked, but guess what happened?

His phone started RINGING. Right there in court. It was in his pocket, and he hadn’t turned off his ringer.

Stupid Criminals!!!!

He claimed it was his girlfriend’s, but the judge didn’t buy it and hit him with a $735 fine.

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