STATE OF POLITICS TODAY
It was a dark and stormy night….A man was walking along Beale Street…making his way back to the parking lot where he left his car.
All of a sudden, a thief jumped at him from behind an alleyway. The thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said (in a terrifying and menacing voice), “Give me your money.”
The man, who was shocked by the sudden attack, started trembling and said, “You cannot do this, I….I….I’m a congressman!”
The thief said, “In that case, give me my money!”
