After living with her boyfriend for a year, a British woman became suspicious that he was cheating on her.
–So, last November, she hired a sexy female private investigator to act as bait. She was supposed to put the moves on the guy and see if he’d respond.
–He did . . . and now he and the private investigator are dating.
On Tuesday, in Dallas, a 37-year-old firefighter ROBBED A BANK.
–He demanded that a teller give him all the money she had in her drawer. She did . . . he went through it . . . then took a $20 bill out, slipped it back under the glass to her, and said, quote, “Here is a tip for you.”
–That’s right, the bank robber tipped the teller for good service!!!
–The police caught him . . . and he’s facing up to 20 years in prison. He says he’s bipolar and has been off his medication.
No matter how smart you think your kid is, 4-year old Heidi Hankins is probably smarter. She isn’t old enough to be in school yet, but she has already taken IQ tests that rank her as an honest-to-goodness “genius”.
–The average IQ of an adult is 100 and a “gifted” individual 130….but, 4-year old Heidi scored a staggering 159!!! That’s just 1 point shy of the score of “Big Bang” scientist Stephen Hawking.
–Heidi is so smart that Mensa came to HER and asked her to join them, which she did, of course.